[Death] Boss is difficult to be

Listening to this demonic, desperation-like sound, I couldn't help sweating and my whole body tensed up!How did these two people collide?Before I restarted from the crash, a heavy blow sounded in the next second. The straw sandal hit Hirako's head and the sound of his face directly landing on the ground happened almost at the same time.Then Hiyori Sarushi's extremely flamboyant words sounded, "You actually ignore me, you bald man!"

"What are you doing!!" Clutching the back of his head with tears streaming out of his eyes, Mako Hirako turned his head and looked at the little loli behind him who was only half his height and shouted.

Regardless of their status and class, the two rolled into a ball, pinching their faces, poking their nostrils, pulling their hair and doing all kinds of dirty tricks.I stood not far from them with a face full of black lines and watched this scene. I just breathed a sigh of relief when I heard the future profiteer grab his hair and laugh dryly two or three times and replied: "The leader of the Beijing band proposed to go out for a drink together. It was originally Yakomaru-san who came here, but I happened to drop by, and Hiyori wanted to come..."

"Who said I want to come here!!" The blond loli, whose face was still being held by Mako Hirako, slurred, her burning eyes seemed to be able to burn a hole out of Mako Hirako.Knowing the temper of his deputy team, the profiteer smiled and continued, "I'm here to invite someone, Captain Pingzi."

"Well, didn't I say it earlier, just call me Mako." Being pulled by his hair, Hirako had the upper hand and raised his head to look at Urahara Kisuke, and said in an easy-going tone, "Ah, I remember, I would... ouch! With a howl, this tug-of-war finally ended with Hiyori stepping on Hirako's face.The profiteer looked at his deputy team helplessly and gently, and then looked at Pingzi, who was covering his face with a wry smile. The atmosphere was harmonious and harmonious.

I stood aside and couldn't help but heave a sigh of relief. Only when they mentioned it did I realize that today is the date set by the celebration banquet that was mentioned a week ago.At the beginning, I was almost narcissistic, thinking that it was a profiteer from the future who came to me to reminisce about the old days, but Hirako bumped into me. It was because my heart jumped into my throat that I ignored the Reiatsu of such a living person as Hiyori. The moment the profiteers met, I broke out in a cold sweat.

After such a long time, I was still so uneasy when I encountered this.

This is a gathering for captains to exchange feelings. The protagonist is a future profiteer who took office not long ago. If you think about it, you can guess who will come.Whether or not to take the deputy team depends on the mood of the captain. The profiteer will definitely take Hiyori, but whether Mako Hirako will take me is another matter.The original plan was to appease a certain fox who had just been physically and mentally damaged after I practiced it. According to the last time I went crazy with alcohol, it is likely that Pingzi would not take me with him.Besides, if he really went out, it would be better for me to act.

"Then I'll go back first." The profiteer said to Pingzi with a slight smile, and said goodbye to the deputy team.

"Huh? Just leave like this." Unexpectedly, Pingzi said, just when I wondered when the relationship between these two became so good without my knowledge, Pingzi's next sentence was very Refreshingly made my heart experience another high-speed roller coaster experience... He smacked his lips and said casually, "I thought I was here to find Yousuke."

... Asked, asked, he asked! !The first-level alert sounded in my mind, and I stared at Pingzi nervously. This guy really noticed the unknown underground relationship between me and the profiteer!

With a thud in my heart, I stared at the scene in front of me with bated breath, lasagna tears in my heart, and at the same time hoped that Kisuke Urahara would suddenly be possessed by a black-bellied profiteer in the future, so as not to confess all innocently.

Hiyori looked surprised, "Huh? Kisuke, so you know Aizen."

"Well, I know each other. I had acquaintance with vice-captain Aizan once." Kisuke Urahara looked at his vice-captain with a natural face. No matter from the tone of voice or facial expression, people would not feel that there was anything unnatural. He then looked at Mako Xiangping, "Did something happen?"

"Nothing~" Hirako Mako shrugged and replied.

You are an old profiteer, why did I stay with you for so long, and I didn't realize that you are so good at acting? !Look at the expression, tone and intonation of that speech, it's the same as talking about another insignificant passerby, a natural actor is different!

As soon as they broke up, I didn't dare to stay any longer, so I immediately played Shunpo to the highest level and rushed straight into the captain's room to sit down.As soon as she picked up a stack of documents that had been sorted out a long time ago, Mako Hirako wandered in from the door slowly.I quickly picked up the smile produced by Lan Ran, looked at him, stood up and said, "Captain."

"Haven't you finished today's work?" With both hands folded in the wide sleeves, a pair of listless dead fish eyes glanced at me, Hirako Mako walked slowly towards this side and sat down.

"It's over a long time ago, I'm just doing the final finishing touches." Under Mako Hirako's order, I stepped aside very politely to serve someone tea and water.Extremely proficient, he poured a cup of tea and put it in Pingzi's hand. He was just about to get the snacks that someone would take out to nibble on in the drawer when he had nothing to do, but when he opened it, he found it was a bag of persimmons.

…Three black lines hung on his forehead in an instant. The fox raising has been so happy recently.A little speechless, he was about to push the drawer, but was robbed by Pingzi's outstretched hand halfway.After seeing what it was, Mako Hirako didn't say much, and simply took it out and took it apart.With slender, fair fingers, he took out a persimmon from the bag, Hirako looked at it carefully, and stuffed it into his mouth.

"It's so sweet." Huang Changzhi commented with disgust while eating the snacks he was going to give him for three tables.

In the past, I usually prepared these snacks. After more than ten years, he would think that I bought them for him to try.I looked sadly at the bag of persimmons that should have been in Yinzi's stomach, and paid out of my own pocket to appease the superiors and subordinates. I had nothing to say when I did my job. Just as I was about to reply, Mako Hirako quickly threw the bag of persimmons back. I went back to the drawer and closed it, took a sip of water to moisten my throat, then looked at me and said, "Go and tidy up and dress better, and follow me out for a while."

I didn't bother to complain about the sentence that I dressed better, but what surprised me was that Pingzi was going to take me with me this time.

Although I already knew what was going on, I still had to put on a face. I looked at him suspiciously and asked, "Where are you going, Captain?"

"Liuhun Street." Pingzi glanced at me sideways, "I invite you to dinner."

I:"……"

……you are lying! !

While Hirako was arranging her hair and arranging her clothes, I could only tell Yinzi to push back the date that was supposed to be the two of us.When Huang Changzhi followed Huang Changzhi all the way out of Jinglingting, the sky had completely darkened.The place closest to Jinglingting is the safest, and it is brightly lit at night.Walking behind Pingzi, turning left and right, the places I went to were all the same, it was still the dilapidated restaurant that I bombarded their attic last time.I opened the curtain and went upstairs. The place that was damaged last time has been repaired, but even so when I nodded and smiled at the clerk inside, the other party still looked at me like a ghost. It's a perverted streaker who hasn't forgotten that day.

Why did you choose this store with such a dark history.

With tears in my heart, I had to accept the teasing eyes of the boss who had a panoramic view of everything in front of me, with a malicious smile on his face, and suddenly I had the idea of ​​imitating what I did that day.

But after I saw Captain Unokana, who had already come here and greeted us with a smile, all of these thoughts were completely reduced to ashes and disappeared.There is the flower demon king of the fourth team attending the clinic. Sometimes it takes courage to pretend to be drunk and crazy. I have no doubt that in the name of diagnosis, sister Hua will do devil-like things with a radiant smile like a virgin.

"Oh, Mako is here." The eighth uncle who had already taken the table raised the small wine glass in front of her to signal slightly, and Yakomaru Lisa pushed her glasses to welcome Huang Changzhi's arrival. "And Soyousuke-kun."

The gossip said that today is a nightly treat at Sifengyuan, and soon many people came to the scene, except for the two old men Yamamoto and Kuchiki who were not there, the rest came. They are all people who like to be lively. Treat, don't eat for nothing!But the protagonist came late. After Urahara Kisuke appeared in front of the public with a shy smile like a young daughter-in-law, Yoruichi’s chatter and laughter came from downstairs, and then an unexpected character appeared in front of everyone. .

Kuchiki Byakuya appeared in the captain's group wearing a white kimono.

Juanxiu's eyebrows were tightly frowned, her handsome face was full of patience, her shiny black hair was tied behind her back with a red ribbon, and her black eyes were as bright as water.No matter who sees it, they will praise it from the bottom of their hearts, this baby is really beautiful.Looking at the scene in front of me, I instantly understood why Yeyi went to tease the children of the family when he had nothing to do. He is so pink and handsome and always likes to pretend to be serious like an adult. It would be a waste of resources if he didn't play!

Ye Yi followed closely, looked around the crowd, patted Kuchiki Byakuya's shoulder, raised the corner of her mouth and smiled happily, "You are so polite, little brother Byakuya, why don't you say hello."

"I'm about to do it!" The boy raised his face and looked at Ye Yi, and retorted hastily.

When all the people are present, the scene becomes even more lively.In fact, no matter how many times everyone eats and drinks together, it's the same way. Those who should drink freely should drink freely, and those who should drink others freely should drink others freely!And I also enjoyed a rare treatment of national animal protection, and drank fruit wine similar to real drinks with the only child present.I have taken the initiative to say that drinking tea is enough for me as the captain, and I can't bear to drink with this little friend with the young master Kuchiki.In the end, he was blocked by Hirako Mako, who slowly drank the sake that was never topped in front of him, and then picked up a dish for me for the first time...a white and smooth boiled egg!

After Mr. Kuchiki couldn't stand Yoichi's provocation as a joke, and started to drink, I was the only person drinking juice drinks in the audience.Looking at the boiled egg in front of me, and looking at the drink in the cup, I regretted why I didn't go to the two-person world with Yin Zi, and let him understand my ambitions, instead of following Huang Changzhi out to eat and drink drink.

"You can order as you like, tonight, little brother Bai Zai will pay the bill~"

"When did I say I had to pay the bill, I didn't bring anything!" the young master Kuchiki, who was drinking with flushed cheeks, argued.

Ye Yi laughed generously a few times, as if thinking of something, he smiled at him, "Staying your clothes here is definitely enough for tonight's drink, it's easy~"

I twitched the corners of my mouth, and unconsciously shifted my gaze to the exquisitely crafted dress on Xiaobaicai. According to the price of ten houses for a scarf in Kuchiki's house, maybe this dress is also very expensive.

Xiaobaicai was so annoyed by being teased, if she didn't have a light belt on her body, she would have killed someone directly. Women are indeed invincible creatures no matter which world they are in.

"You can write something without taking off your clothes. Brother Bai Zai, your calligraphy is very good. You may be worth a few hundred years after you put it in the store." Ye Yi drank the wine in front of him, and did not forget. He poured wine on his childhood sweetheart, Urahara, who had already started to feel dizzy, and just like that, he could occasionally respond to the broken bee next to him, and then teased cabbage, "The future successor of the Kuchiki family~"

"About calligraphy, if I remember correctly..." Eighth Uncle came in and said, he touched the stubble of his chin, and then cast his eyes on me, "Youjie-kun is also very good at it. "

As soon as the words fell, more than a dozen pairs of eyes looked at me!In order to maintain my image, I didn't dare to chew the hard-boiled egg that I had finally made up my mind to take a bite of, and looked at the public with a dumbfounded expression.

Miss Ye waved her head and said, "Then the two of you can write it together!"

Uncle Ba, you are really good at picking people, just for my identity as the founding monarch of the future virtual circle, if you really write this word, will anyone dare to show it in the future?And you thought it was Mr. X who went out to have a meal and used pen and ink instead of money!

Unlike Bai Zai, who wanted to prove that he was a truly outstanding heir, I was just here to make up the numbers.It is estimated that Uncle Ba saw me sitting there alone with nothing to do, so he pulled me into the crowd to communicate more with everyone.Mako Hirako had already started playing with Hiyori and the others, grabbing food and drinks were all boring things, but they were also fun to play.And in order to pretend to be passers-by with profiteers, there is no other communication except for occasionally looking at each other and smiling.Although there is no difference from usual, but now the strangeness in my heart is more obvious.People can become friends, maybe there really is an aura. Everything in front of me is incompatible with me, and I can't get involved. Once the irritability in my heart rises, I can't sit still.

On weekdays, I can smile and communicate with colleagues who seem to have a good relationship. They can talk to me, and I have time to be a psychologist, but in the same exchange, no one can say what is in my heart.Whether Hepingzi Mako complains and kisses, or communicates with profiteers, nothing is true. What is even more sad is that even if you want to tell the truth, no one will tell it, and you must not say it.

It is a forced loneliness.

In the end, the accidental cleaning people accounted for the majority, except for some female death gods who couldn't hold on, and the captains all seemed to be able to drink a few more bottles, except Kisuke Urahara.I don't know how to do it, but after drinking this stuff, it came to me, and then I slapped my whole face on the table and got drunk, quite like the refreshing demeanor when I pretended to be drunk that day.

Kuchiki Byakuya was also paralyzed on the table, the family was strict at such a young age, it was pretty good to be able to drink with him till the end.Hiyori also looked drunk, although she didn't fall down, but looking at her flushed face, she knew that it was alcohol, and it was only possible to the extent that she could recognize people clearly.

The other main and deputy teams are all about the same size, so you can go back with your own captain or deputy team.But Hiyori and Urahara Kisuke are not easy to deal with because of the huge disparity in height. One night, when Master Kuchiki is to be sent off, Mako Hirako automatically takes over the important task of transporting Urahara back to the fan team.

"Soyousuke, you support Kisuke, and I will lead the way."

... What kind of road are you leading! !

You know, Heiko Mako has a different body like a bamboo pole in the past, and Urahara Kisuke is also more than 1.8 meters tall. Although he looks thin in the past, you will know that this guy is full of tendons when you stand up!If it's Hirako who's drunk, it's not a problem for me to carry her back and hug her. The height difference of [-] centimeters and the appearance of this guy with long hair fluttering may make people think that I have an affair, but if I carry Kisuke Urahara, it's a thriller.

But watching Hirako's small body press a man who is not much shorter than me is too cruel, and it will make me feel bad conscience.So the division of labor was very clear, Hirako and Hiyori were leading the way while playing jokes in the front, I supported Urahara who put all the weight on me and followed silently.Seeing them fighting and rolling in a ball for too long, I have to add, captain, please don't do this, it's already too late...

With the cool breeze at night, I helped Urahara all the way into the twelfth division team building. Under the leadership of the team members, I upheld the spirit of sending Buddha to the west and sent him directly to the profiteer's room, and then threw him straight away. on the bed.Sure enough, with a bang, I twitched the corner of my mouth as the profiteer groaned softly, taking advantage of the fact that Pingzi's attention was still attracted by the little loli, I closed the door casually, and looked at the refreshed The profiteer sat on the bed and smiled shyly at me like a little daughter-in-law.

I knew you were pretending to be drunk!

This is all left over from my play, can you hide it from me? !

"I'm sorry Aizen-san, otherwise, I couldn't find a chance to speak alone today." Maybe I felt the sadness in my eyes. After all, supporting a big man weighing more than 100 catties is physical work. The smile also brought some remorse, "Thank you for your hard work."

...Of course I worked hard.

If you pretend to be drunk, can you stop pretending to be so dedicated, it's really like your bones are falling apart, you can't hold it up without half rubbing and half hugging, and your waist almost collapsed!

The most important waist of a man!