Faking an Honest Act to Eat You Up

"This is the latest news I have received. Yanyan will be led by the director to meet a mysterious sponsor today. The two of you stay with me today, and you must dig out that mysterious sponsor for me. This is another A headline." The editor-in-chief rubbed his hands and said to the two lovers in front with a look of greed.

"Hic" was the first to respond to him with a dissonant hiccup.

"Guaranteed to complete the task." The bamboo on the side agreed happily.

"I said, hiccup, isn't that Yanyan the goddess in your hearts? Hiccup, what is she going to do, hiccup, don't you know that you are still so excited?" The one who hiccupped many times was Xu Zuoyan. When he came out, he ate the snack too quickly and choked on it. He has been hiccupping all the way till now.

And the Yanyan they were talking about was the queen of the new generation, with a sweet appearance, and she was named the goddess of nerds as soon as she debuted.Recently, I heard that she is going to make a transformation, and she will take on a movie, and it is said that it is a big production, and there is a mysterious sponsor to contribute, so Yanyan's salary is off to a good start.Many people were wondering who this sponsor was, it was obviously flattering Yanyan, if there was something tricky about it.Now that the editor-in-chief gave this news, he undoubtedly felt that the unspoken rules were at work again.Obviously the editor-in-chief and his little friend Zhuzi have always regarded Na Yanyan as a goddess in their hearts, why are they still so excited now.

"You're stupid, Goddess Goddess, that's something that can't be expected, and it's used to worship. Since it's impossible to see, it's better to let me enjoy the light of the goddess and earn a little money." The editor-in-chief He scolded Xu Zuoyan in disgust, and Zhuzi on the side nodded in agreement.

"You men, hiccup, no one is reliable, hiccup, damn it." Xu Zuoyan said contemptuously, hiccuping was uncomfortable, and he didn't forget to curse.

"Don't say it as if you are reliable, which man doesn't care, who do you want to be consistent with who these days?" the editor-in-chief said.

"I, I will, hiccup, be consistent." Xu Zuoyan straightened his chest and said seriously.

"You just have to, if you haven't had a girlfriend, don't pay yourself less money, wait until you have a girlfriend, and then look at other women who are better than your girlfriend, I see if you can hold it .” The editor-in-chief glanced at him disdainfully.

"Excuse, if you don't like someone, don't attack them. You bunch of unscrupulous beasts, I can see through your ugly face, and you will be punished." Hearing this, Xu Zuoyan remembered those who were beating The man his sister proposed was annoyed for a while, especially a certain surnamed Ye, who was even more annoying.And when he got angry, it made him stop hiccupping, pointing fingers and scolding Huai for a while.

"Hey, I'm talking about Comrade Xiaoyan, you'd better find a girlfriend to date with someone who has more experience." The editor-in-chief didn't care about Xu Zuoyan's scolding for a while, and continued to speak cheekily.

"I know without trying. I won't be like you. If I have someone I like, I will always treat her well, and I will never do anything wrong to her." Xu Zuoyan turned his head to meet the people outside the window. Sunshine revealed a determined expression.

"Oh my god!" Suddenly, the bamboo beside him yelled, pointing at Xu Zuoyan with one finger, with a look of hell.

"What? What the hell are you doing?" Xu Zuoyan was taken aback. He turned his head and saw Zhuzi pointing at himself, and blurted out a curse. Then he realized that he was scolding himself.Couldn't help but yelled.

"Xu Zuoyan!" Zhuzi roared, stood up, stepped on the chair with one foot, pointed at Xu Zuoyan's nose with the other, and asked seriously: "Tell me the truth, where did you fool around last night? Who are you fooling around with?" How long have you been fooling around?"

"You have something wrong with you." Xu Zuoyan slapped Zhuzi away and pointed at his hand, cursing at Zhuzi's inexplicable question.

"Zhuzi, what are you doing?" the editor-in-chief asked, not knowing what Zhuzi was talking about.

"My lord, the editor-in-chief of the report, Xu Zuoyan must have gone out to fool around last night. He still has bite marks behind his ears. What a fierce woman she is." Zhuzi compiled the report with the editor-in-chief. He looked at Xu Zuoyan intently.

"What's wrong, show me." The editor-in-chief jumped up when he heard it.Xu Zuoyan could feel the ground shaking, and then the editor-in-chief flashed behind him at a speed he had never seen before.

"Oh, it's true. I said, Comrade Xu Zuoyan, you are too dishonest. You don't even say anything about having such a good fortune." The editor-in-chief also yelled when he saw the bite mark on the back of Xu Zuoyan's ear.

"Damn, what are you talking about? Where did the bite mark come from?" Xu Zuoyan was puzzled, he didn't know what they were talking about at all, and reached out to touch the back of his ear, but he didn't feel anything.

"Show me your paws." Zhuzi slapped Xu Zuoyan's hand away in disgust, then took a picture of Xu Zuoyan with the camera, and then showed it to Xu Zuoyan.

"Fuck, hell, where did it come from?" Xu Zuoyan saw that there was a clear bite mark, and couldn't help but yelled.

"Don't tell me you don't know anything. The truth has been exposed. It's useless for you to pretend to lose your memory. Tell me the truth. Anyway, there's no way you bit the bite mark yourself." The editor put his hands on his waist and looked at it. Xu Zuoyan said.

"It's true, you were almost cheated by you just now when you said that you look like a human being, you little freshman has already been a meat eater, tsk tsk." Zhuzi also looked at Xu Zuoyan with a face of "You are not good". look.

Xu Zuoyan looked at the two people standing in front of him who were obviously too curious, and he was depressed to death.

"Last night, my sister celebrated her birthday. I stayed at home and didn't go out. At most, I was a little drunk." Xu Zuoyan covered his ears with one hand, thinking angrily.

"Hey, there's a bright spot, you're drunk, and then what?" The editor-in-chief caught the bright spot in an instant, his eyes sparkled and said.

"Could it be something after drinking, but did you do something to someone, or, was someone to do something to you? Your sister's birthday should be attended by beauties, no matter what you think, you are worth it. "Zhuzi winked and said.

"Damn, what happened to you." Xu Zuoyan yelled at Zhuzi fieryly.

"Go aside, let me think about it." After glaring at the two of them, Xu Zuoyan tried his best to recall the events of last night.