On the correct posture to disturb the plot

The superb author Duan Zixiao feels a lot of pressure recently, in order to express his deep love for readers and friends, so——Author: It's getting cold, let's let the cool and domineering hero become a peerless little subject.Reader: ... I beg God to send this idiot author to the text to be crushed forever!God: Received. ☆Danmeiwen: Duan Zixiao (beating chest and feet): I was wrong, I was really wrong, I shouldn’t have written novels from the very beginning, if I hadn’t written novels, I wouldn’t have written this insane episode, so I didn’t have to I have become a peerless little slave, worrying about my virginity every day, and guarding against all kinds of heroes coming to take (marry) my dog's life anytime and anywhere...☆Different Dimension: Number 89757: Customer Duan, the quality of your old attack Excellent, original product, eight times a night is absolutely no problem.Duan Zixiao (crying loudly): Mom!My son is having a hard time...! ★Edible Guide★This article is full-time funny, happy to get off the big two, brain-dead convulsions √ Xiaoshou is more funny than happy to talk nonsense, Xiao Gong is crazy and cool, and bullies the sky √ Playing the Divine Comedy in a loop while reading will be more interesting√This article must be It is 1V1, it must be 1V1, it must be 1V1√Content label: the system is powerful and the sum made in heaven┃ Search keywords: Protagonist: Duan Zixiao┃ Supporting roles: several