On the correct posture to disturb the plot

Number 89757 explained with some embarrassment: "It's just sharing the same body temporarily. I can absorb some spiritual power in ancient times, and I can reshape my body, and then I can separate from your body."

Duan Zixiao said: "Then what benefits do I have?"

Number 89757 said: "There are naturally many benefits, I, I can bring you a computer!"

Duan Zixiao excitedly said: "Is it the one that can be connected to the Internet?"

Number 89757 said: "There was no network cable in ancient times, so I couldn't connect to the network."

Duan Zixiao curled his lips and said, "What can I do with a computer without a network cable!"

Number 89757 said helplessly, "Then what do you want?"

Duan Zixiao said excitedly: "I want a latest PSP game console that will never be powered off! I also want more than 18 R100 strategy games!!"

Serial No. 89757: "Deal!"

At this time, Duan Zixiao had a smile on his face, as if he saw countless beauties of all kinds and styles rushing towards him.It's just that he never expected at that time that this was actually a huge pit, and he had dug this pit for himself.Every time I think about it in the future, I can't help beating my chest and stamping my feet, regretting the beginning.

Duan Zixiao said with a satisfied smile: "Okay, now let's continue discussing the poetry competition."

Number 89757 said: "Don't worry, I'll see it when the time comes. I don't believe that all the poets in China for 5000 years combined can't compare with a little Zhao Mo."

Duan Zixiao laughed a few times, and said: "Brother Number is really domineering, I admire you!"

Serial No. 89757: "It's easy to say!"

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a tree in front of the door,

two birds on a tree,

The bird has three feathers,

why?why?

Just got plucked!

"It's wet! It's wet! It's wet! Talented Liu, I haven't seen you in a few days, your literary talent has improved a lot!"

"Brother Wang praised it absurdly. I had a sudden inspiration a few days ago, and then I wrote this poem. It's just arty. Don't praise me any more!"

"Sure enough, he is indeed Mr. Huo's closed disciple. I'll be convinced!"

......

Duan Zixiao stared blankly at the group of hypocritical and deceitful scholars in front of him, and immediately worried about the future of ancient times.Talented Liu, are you sure you're not here to show off your stupidity?

"Hmph, can this kind of thing be called poetry? Isn't it all for the flattery of Mr. Huo, it's simply insulting." Mu Huaijin, who was standing aside, cursed in a low voice.

Duan Zixiao asked doubtfully, "Who is this Mr. Huo?"

Mu Huaijin opened the mouth and said: "It was the teacher of His Majesty the Prince of Dazhao Kingdom when he was young. He has a brilliant literary talent and elegant conduct. I just don't know why he accepted such a fool as his apprentice."

Mu Huaifeng interjected: "It's not that old Mr. Huo made a bet with Master Ziwu to find one of the least talented people in the world to be his apprentices, and each train them for five years to see who can eventually become corrupt and magical, and make this world's most talented person an apprentice. A fool can be taught to become the most talented man in the world."

Duan Zi Xiao Dun feels amazing, he has never put this setting in the novel, it turns out that this world automatically adds a lot of content.

No. 89757: "Customer Duan, because you agreed without authorization to the Mu family's second child to participate in the poetry competition, the system automatically added some content. Only in this way, there will be no bugs in this world."

Duan Zixiao said speechlessly: "This system is truly omnipotent."

Serial No. 89757: "Of course, Lord Ji is omnipotent."

Duan Zixiao said: "You love your Master Ji so much, why are you willing to leave him and travel to ancient times?"

Serial number 89757: "Blind, what nonsense, I don't love Master Ji anymore, I'm just telling the truth."

Duan Zixiao waved his hands and said, "I don't care about this, I just want to ask, have you collected all the materials? The poetry competition will start soon."

Serial No. 89757: "Is it enough to collect tens of millions of poems and songs of all kinds?"

Duan Zixiao nodded, and said, "If this is not enough, I can die."

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"The soul of the grass mud horse is light! I am going to die! Don't pull me!!"

Duan Zixiao cursed silently.

"The question this time is a bit weird." Mu Huaixi looked at the question on the paper and couldn't help frowning.

Mu Huaijin nodded, with a solemn expression: "It's actually a duel."

Duan Zixiao wrote a huge "Gong" character in his hand, and couldn't help shaking with anger.

"Number, number, what should I do now?" Duan Zixiao asked wearily.

Serial No. 89757: "Is it the problem that pervert/pervert gave me? It's just a slap in the face! The first thing I do when I travel to ancient times in two days is to beat him up."

Duan Zixiao gritted his teeth and said, "Count me in."

Serial No. 89757: "The antonym of gong, isn't this shou?"

Duan Zixiao was speechless: "Which one is your shou, shou? Shou?"

Serial number 89757: "Of course it's Xiaoshou's shou."

Duan Zixiao said: "This can't be too simple, can it?"

No. 89757: "Let's treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor. Who knew that such a perverted question would be asked. Wouldn't there be a lot of answers?"

Duan Zixiao said weakly: "Forget it, I'd better go and see the answers of the three brothers of the Mu family."

The poetry competition was held in a large hall, filled with hundreds of people.Duan Zixiao looked around, except for the legendary No. [-] idiot in the world with a smug expression on his face, everyone else was frowning and thinking hard. It seems that everyone has been overwhelmed by this perverted question maker. No clue.

"Zi Xiao, do you have an answer?" Mu Huaixi asked from the side.

Duan Zixiao frowned and said, "There are too many that can be associated with just one word."

Mu Huaijin bit his pen, and said with a frowning face, "What should I say? Defend or defend?"

Duan Zixiao pretended to be profound and said: "None."

Mu Huaijin looked at him in surprise and said, "Brother Duan, what should I say?"

With a flick of his pen, Duan Zixiao wrote the word "Shou" on the white paper.

Mu Huaijin frowned and took a look at the white paper: "What kind of character is this? Why can't I understand it?"

Old Duan Xiao blushed, coughed a few times, handed the brush to Mu Huaixi and said, "Master, I didn't sleep well last night, and my hands were shaking a little, please help me write."

Mu Huaixi picked up the brush silently, wasn't he the one who slept like a dead pig last night?To say that the person who didn't sleep well should be me.

Mu Huaixi shook his head helplessly, and wrote the word "Shou" on the white paper.

Mu Huaijin looked at his elder brother in amazement, and sighed: "Brother really has such a bright eye, you can make out what word is written on it even in a ball of ink."

Duan Zixiao heard it from the side, without changing his face and heartbeat, he said: "I actually did it on purpose, let you see for yourself what is called sharp eyes. You still have a lot to learn, follow Duan brother, Sooner or later you'll get ahead, understand?"

The second and third children of the Mu family nodded quickly, their eyes full of admiration.Mu Huaixi watched from the side speechlessly and shook his head, the ability of his apprentice's deception really became more and more superb.

"It's half an hour, stop writing!" The invigilator in the main hall shouted, and two assistants came to collect the answers.

Duan Zixiao handed the paper to the assistant nervously.The assistant glanced at him and handed him a wooden sign.

"What is this?" Duan Zixiao held the wooden sign, looked at the No. 13 card in his hand, and asked in confusion.

The assistant nodded slightly, and said in a respectful tone: "Genius, in order to prevent people from cheating for personal gain, Mr. Huo came up with this method. Each person will be given a sign with a number on it, and those who read the number can use it as a token to enter the next level." certificate."

Duan Zi Xiao was speechless, casually pointed to a young man in Tsing Yi, and said, "Is that number eight?"

The assistant was taken aback for a moment, and asked in confusion, "How did the talented man know?"

Duan Zixiao sighed: "You hand out the cards without disturbing the order, so what's the point of handing out the cards?"

The assistant blushed in embarrassment, hurriedly handed the sign to Mu Huaijin and Mu Huaifeng, and then ran to the other side.

Duan Zixiao shrugged helplessly, and said, "I'm not afraid of opponents who are like gods, but teammates who are like pigs. This kid is so stupid that he should take medicine."

Mu Huaixi shook his head helplessly, reached out to pat Duan Zixiao on the head, and said, "You're the one who talks a lot."

Duanzi Xiao nonchalantly grabbed the refreshments on the table and stuffed them into his mouth one by one, but he was still a little nervous. This Nima took the college entrance examination is nothing more than that, and he blamed himself for talking too much. If you choose it, you will be ashamed and lose your face!

Mu Huaixi squinted at Duan Zi Xiao Xiaoqiao's nose with a little sweat oozing, and knew that this kid was completely stubborn, obviously he had no confidence at all, and he still pretended to be decent.Mu Huaixi coughed and asked, "What's wrong with Zixiao? His face is so ugly."

Duan Zixiao said calmly, "I'm too hungry, low blood sugar or something."

Mu Huaixi looked at him speechlessly, with hibiscus cake stuffed in his mouth and walnut meat in his hand, he was really talking nonsense with his eyes open.

Mu Huaijin waited nervously, and hurriedly asked, "Zi Xiao, why did you write the character 'shou'? I really can't figure it out."

Duanzi Xiao Qiang pretended to be calm, and said with a slight smile: "With my protagonist's golden arm, no matter what answer you fill in, you can succeed. Don't worry, we will definitely be able to enter!"

Mu Huaijin was taken aback, and said with a bit of embarrassment, "I wrote the word 'Shou'."

The corner of Duan Zixiao's mouth twitched, and he snorted coldly: "Hmph, you will regret it later, just wait and see!"

A few minutes later, the invigilator shouted from the position in front of the main hall: "As judged by Mr. Liu, there are eight people who will enter the semi-finals of this poetry competition. Please come forward if you can read the number."

"Number one!"

So, the talented Liu who is the most stupid in the world walked up with a face full of pride.

Duan Zixiao grabbed the assistant passing by, squinted and asked, "Is this what you said about never doing favoritism?"

The assistant's face was burning hot, and he secretly regretted why he was caught by this man again, and hurriedly lowered his head to look around, and muttered in his mouth: "Huh? Where are my things? Why are they missing..."

Duan Zixiao said: "What? I saw a needle just now, did you drop it?"

The assistant was at a loss for a moment. At this moment, Master Liu's voice came from above the main hall.

"NO.14!"

Mu Huaijin shouted excitedly: "Zi Xiao, brother, Huai Feng, I, I have entered the semi-finals!"

Duan Zixiao said angrily: "Why did you just skip my number! Where did the protagonist's golden arm go? Who is the boss! Number, get out!"

Number 89757 said awkwardly: "Special circumstances, special circumstances!"

The assistant heard that this person dared to be so arrogant even before entering the semi-finals, and immediately felt that he had gained a lot of confidence, and he was no longer looking for needles. He straightened up and snorted at Duan Zixiao, and walked away swaggeringly.

Duan Zixiao wants to cry but has no tears, it is so windy to flash his tongue, the ancients did not deceive me!

No, you can't be ashamed if you throw anything away. There is no natural gold arm to use, so we can make do with the whole artificial one.

Duan Zixiao sneered a few times, stupid human beings, open your eyes and watch carefully, next, it’s time for my exclusive performance by Duan Zixiao!