On the correct posture to disturb the plot

On the second day, the sun poured into the house from the window, and Duan Zixiao woke up slowly.

Duan Zixiao opened his eyes in a daze, and it took a long time before he remembered what happened last night.He took out the mirror and found that the experience value had actually risen to 20.00%.His own lips in the mirror were still a little red and swollen, which made him blushed in embarrassment.

So, because of his practice last night, his aphrodisiac physique was instantly triggered, and he almost handed over the little chrysanthemum? !

No. 89757: "I almost succeeded last night. I thought I could enjoy a live erotic palace, but I didn't expect it... What a pity."

Duan Zixiao said shyly and angrily: "Don't keep making sarcastic remarks, be careful of flashing your tongue."

Serial number 89757: "Aren't I doing this all for you? You see, a kiss can increase your experience value so much. If you can be more careful and donate chrysanthemums as soon as possible, it is estimated that your master will be killed by you immediately." Completely overcome, you can smoothly enter the next level."

Duan Zixiao sighed resentfully: "Why do other people travel with their golden fingers wide open, and the three thousand beauties in the harem take turns flipping their cards to serve the bed, and when they come to my place, they have to offer chrysanthemums."

No. 89757: "Don't underestimate the quality and quantity of your own harem. Don't worry, the three thousand beauties are no match for your powerful male harem group."

Duan Zixiao said without tears: "It's not important, what's important is why I didn't feel sick at all when I kissed Master. Could it be that I was really bent?"

Serial No. 89757: "You are already bent, do you still need to question this?"

Duan Zixiao poked his neck and said, "I'm a straight man!"

ID 89757: "Well, you're straight, a straight guy who likes to kiss guys."

Duanzi Xiao said angrily: "Which eye of yours saw that I liked it?"

Number 89757: "Didn't you enjoy it last night? Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you, it was you who threw yourself into my arms."

Duan Zixiao gritted his teeth, his face turned from red to blue, from green to purple.God, how should he face his beautiful master?Although, although he has long been mentally prepared to be picked for chrysanthemums, he is not physically ready yet! Hun Dan!

Number 89757: "Okay, don't worry about it, I have to remind you that you have more important things to do now. Ziwu Guoshi will be here soon, so hurry up and pack up, and your other one Let's have a romantic encounter, little gong."

Xiao Wuli said, "Is there really any other choice if we really want to fight in the field?"

No. 89757: "If it was Duan Zixiao's original body, the plot would develop like this. But if it were you, I wouldn't know. The frequency of your situation is too high. You don't play cards according to common sense. The brain hole of yours is completely incapable of opening to a size like yours."

Duanzi Xiao said with a gloomy face, "You mean I'm not a normal person?"

ID 89757: "Could it be?"

Duan Zixiao said: "If you stood in front of me now, I would definitely slap you to death."

Serial No. 89757: "Not good, Ziwu Guoshi has arrived ahead of time, so hurry up and get ready!"

Duan Zixiao said angrily: "...This world really can't accommodate me anymore."

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"How about my attire?" Duan Zixiao proudly fanned the air with a folding fan.

ID 89757: "Very good, it has basically subverted the human worldview."

Duan Zi Xiao Yangtian laughed loudly: "I am not a vegetarian."

Duan Zixiao swaggered out of the door with a folding fan, walked back and forth along the corridor a few times, and satisfactorily looked at the ghost-like eyes of countless maids and servants passing by, and became more and more proud in his heart.

Duan Zixiao snorted coldly, and sneered secretly in his heart, I don't believe that with my current appearance, there are still people who can talk about it!

"Zi, Zi Xiao, you, you, you, are you okay?" A slightly frightened voice suddenly sounded behind him.

Duan Zixiao turned his head to look, pulled out an extremely charming smile, and said softly: "Yo, it's Huaijin, have you eaten?"

"Not yet..." Looking at the person in front of him, Mu Huaijin was so frightened that he couldn't help swallowing.I saw the slightly petite boy with messy black hair on his head, two vaguely discernible balls of buns rolled up above his ears, his face was smeared with thick powder, and his face was so red that it was almost purple. The rouge is in danger of falling to the ground at any time.She was wearing a light green long gown, lined with a pink light yellow inner shirt, which looked like a human-shaped green onion from a distance.

"However, what kind of attire are you wearing?" Mu Huaijin asked while wiping away his cold sweat.

Duan Zixiao smiled slightly, and the powder on his face fell to the ground: "This is called cosplay, please call me Moon Hare Zi Xiao from now on."

"Throw up every night?" Mu Huaijin frowned, searching all his memories, but found nothing, "This name is so strange."

Duan Zixiao took out a pink silk handkerchief from his bosom, winked at Mu Huaijin, and said with a winking smile, "It's Moon Hare, the hero of mankind, the legendary Sailor Moon."

Number 89757 interjected coldly: "When did Moon Hare become a fake mother?"

Duan Zixiao said: "Now even boys and girls are available, the level of fake mothers is obviously weak, okay?"

No. 89757: "That's right, why didn't you develop a male-boy plot? It's very pornographic and violent, I like it."

Duan Zixiao shuddered all over his body, and suddenly such a terrifying scene appeared in his mind.

Duan Zixiao wiped the sweat from his forehead with a handkerchief, gasped slightly in his small mouth, and leaned against Mu Huaixi's arms with a big belly, his face was flushed, his eyes were full of spring, and he said softly to Mu Huaixi with affection : "Husband, I have it. You...don't mess around, be careful to hurt the child in your belly."

Mu Huaixi smiled softly, tapped his small nose lightly with his fingertips, and his voice was full of affection: "Little fool, how could I be willing to hurt you two as a husband."

"Ahhh!" Duan Zixiao growled in pain while holding his head, and the powder on his face fell down.

"Brother Duan, what's wrong with you!" Mu Huaijin hurried forward and pulled Duan Zixiao up.

Duan Zixiao was exhausted by the 3D movie in his head just now, so he waved his hands helplessly and said: "It's okay, it was just a depression attack, which almost caused me to have another attack."

Duan Zixiao gasped for a few breaths, patted his chest, and secretly rejoiced that it was fortunate that he didn't have a brain-dead convulsion that caused the whole boy to boy scene.It hurts to have a baby and said, which hole should this hole be drilled in, is it a little chrysanthemum?Mr. Chrysanthemum, you are so tolerant, but Mr. Cucumber?Is this really a man?

Mu Huaijin felt relieved, helped Duan Zixiao sit aside, looked at his gloomy and strange face, and asked a little strangely: "Zi Xiao, what's wrong with you?"

Duan Zixiao replied listlessly: "I'm thinking about my childbirth."

Mu Huaijin looked at him in horror: "You, you want to have a baby? How can this man have a baby? Could it be..." Mu Huaijin blushed, and glanced at his chest and crotch respectively, " Could it be that Brother Duan is actually a woman?"

Duanzi Xiao gave him a white look, blinked his peachy eyes twice, and another layer of paint fell off his chest: "Master is so handsome, handsome, and handsome, can a woman reach my height?"

Mu Huaijin looked at his pink face, nodded and said, "It's really impossible to reach such a height."

Duan Zixiao was satisfied, and winked at Mu Huaijin.Mu Huaijin held back the discomfort in his stomach, and complained: "Brother Duan, the poetry competition will be held again in two days. You should show your real talents and learn this time, right?"

Duan Zixiao's complexion changed, and he snorted coldly and said, "Who asked Mr. Liu to come up with brain-dead questions? It's really not easy to perform. Even if I have a stomach full of real talents, I can't spit it out completely."

Mu Huaijin said with a worried face: "What should I do? That stinky boy from the Zhao family taunted me in school this morning. I...I really can't bear it anymore!"

Duan Zixiao patted him on the shoulder very righteously and said: "Don't worry, wrap it on me, if you can't bear it, you don't need to bear it anymore. One day I will definitely help you play with him to death, and if you don't play with him, he will be disgusting to death!"

Mu Huaijin swallowed, shook the powder on his legs, and nodded solemnly.

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"Excuse me, where should Nianhua Xiaoxuan go?" A gentle and refined voice suddenly sounded behind him.

Duan Zixiao looked up, his pupils constricted suddenly, and his heart jumped wildly.I saw that man was wearing a dark purple robe, his face was cut like a knife, his pupils were like water cut from a cold pool in late autumn, the cinnabar on his forehead was like a charm, his red lips were slightly pursed, and the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, as if covered by a light cloud. The moon is like the returning snow of the flowing wind.

"You should be ashamed of Xizi, you should be ashamed of Wang Qiang, Yaochi is the best, and Zifu is unparalleled." Duan Zixiao muttered in a daze, is there any way for a woman to survive? !It's amazing how beautiful a man can be! !

Mu Huaijin on the side was also dumbfounded, staring blankly at the dreamlike beautiful person in front of him, and then he woke up suddenly after a long time, and asked with blushing cheeks, "Are you Ziwu Guoshi?"

The beautiful man smiled lightly, as if thousands of trees and pear blossoms bloomed in an instant: "It's right here."

Serial No. 89757: "This is one of the minor attackers who will have a field battle with Duan Customer Service you, Ziwu Guoshi."

Duan Zixiao's face suddenly changed, and his body responded one step ahead of his brain.His face was shaking with powder, his cheeks were a little cramped, and he winked at the man in front of him who was so beautiful, and said: "So it's Ziwu Guoshi, the little girl is so polite."

Zi Wu was taken aback for a moment, looking at the indisputable young man in women's clothing in front of him with complicated eyes: "Who is this?"

Mu Huaijin also seemed to feel that he had lost all face, so he could only reply embarrassingly: "This is the apprentice of the elder brother, named Duan Zixiao. Brother Duan, this is the Ziwu national teacher of the Great Zhao Kingdom."

Duan Zixiao held the pink silk handkerchief and waved it lightly at him, and said shyly, "Hey, my little girl has never seen such a beautiful man, how can we women live like this."

Zi Wu's complexion changed slightly, and there seemed to be a flash of light in her eyes, and then she returned to normal. She nodded slightly and said, "Miss Duan has won the prize."

Duan Zixiao covered his mouth with a silk handkerchief and smiled coquettishly for a few times, twisted his butt exaggeratedly and stepped aside, smiled charmingly at Ziwu and said, "Isn't Master Ziwu going to Nianhua Xiaoxuan? You go ahead, if the little girl has something to do, she will go ahead."

Zi Wu's eyes sparkled, the corners of her mouth slightly raised, her red lips parted slightly, and she said a word, which instantly made Duan Zixiao's forehead twitch crazily, making her look extremely terrifying and weird.

"Miss Duan's celestial appearance makes me admire you so much, can I go with you?"

Duan Zixiao was stunned, he stopped in place, unable to recover for a long time.

The voice of number 89757 suddenly came from the air, he sighed softly, and said quietly: "I forgot to tell you just now, the favorite of Ziwu Guoshi is the fake mother."