On the correct posture to disturb the plot

Nianhua Xiaoxuan.

"Chun Mian doesn't feel dawn, ouch, it's not too early,

How much do you know how romantic you are in the warm tent at night,

Before you overwhelm me, lie down first,

Don’t forget the rose~rose~ointment~ when you are in a strong mood! "

Mu Huaijin, who was sitting by the side, couldn't help asking, "Zi Xiao, what exactly are you reading? It's so strange."

Duan Zixiao cast a wink at him, and said, "Don't ask children."

Mu Huaijin said speechlessly, "You seem to be only four days older than me..."

Duan Zixiao stretched out his hand and made an orchid finger, picked up the white porcelain cup placed on the mahogany lacquered table, tasted it gracefully, and said with a chuckle, "Because I matured relatively early."

Mu Huaijin shook his head helplessly, and persuaded, "Don't you think the powder on your face is too thick? When you lowered your head just now, you dropped a lot into the teacup."

Duan Zixiao said disapprovingly: "This is because you don't understand the charm of cosplay. Can it still be called cosplay if the powder is not thick?"

No. 89757 said coldly: "It turns out that the judging criterion for cosplay is actually the thickness of makeup, and I really have a good posture."

Zi Wu laughed softly at the side: "Miss Duan is really interesting."

Mu Huaixi smiled back, the light in his eyes was fleeting, and he said: "Zi Xiao is really active, smart and clever."

Zi Wu asked curiously: "According to what I know, Huai Xi once said that he would never accept an apprentice in this life, why did he suddenly accept Zi Xiao?"

Mu Huaixi smiled slightly and said, "Zi Xiao is extremely talented, smart, and able to understand everything. He is a rare martial arts prodigy who is rare in a hundred years. He is pure in nature, resolute and decisive. I have no choice but to break my previous oath."

Mu Huaijin looked at Mu Huaixi's calm and composed expression speechlessly, and couldn't help complaining inwardly, "Brother, are you really my big brother?"Is it really okay to talk nonsense with your eyes open like this?Resolute and decisive, pure in nature... Is it really okay to use these words on Zixiao, brother?I have never heard you praise anyone so much in my life, especially me!

Duanzi Xiao laughed a few times, with a wretched expression on his face: "Master, although you are telling the truth, people will be ashamed if you always tell the truth."

Mu Huaixi glanced at Duan Zixiao, smiled dotingly, and said, "Zi Xiao, you should be more humble."

Mu Huaijin sighed softly at the side, thinking helplessly, it turns out that when a person is blinded by superficial phenomena, his IQ will almost become negative.

Standing aside, Zhao Mo, who also had a negative IQ, stared at Mu Huaijin with dark eyes, his breath seemed to linger in his breath, as well as the soft touch when his fingertips brushed his pale lips just now , It simply made him want to stop.Zhao Mo involuntarily raised his hand and sniffed lightly, his expression slightly weird.

Duan Zixiao shuddered secretly, taking a panoramic view of the * in Zhao Mo's eyes and his actions just now.This Zhao Mo Zhao great genius actually has a hand-sniffing habit?This is really an amazing new discovery, and I must tell Mu Huai Jin Le Yile this important news later when no one is around.But he couldn't help sighing secretly in his heart, this broken world was really ruined by the system, not only the national teacher likes fake mothers, but even Zhao Tiancai has such a weird hobby, this is simply unbearable.

"I don't know what's the important thing for Master Guoshi to come here today?" Mu Huaixi asked.

Zi Wu's expression was a little dignified, and he said: "A few days ago, I was watching the stars at night, pinching my fingers and making calculations. With the Qisha Tianyue star at your side, it is a sign of great evil, and the beast will be trapped."

Zhao Mo frowned, thought for a moment, and then said, "West? Could it be that there will be some problems in the battle with Xiliang Kingdom?"

Ziwu sighed softly: "Such a bad omen is not a good thing, especially now that the war is about to break out. Although our army is strong and strong, the Xiliang Kingdom is fierce, brave and good at fighting, and there is no guarantee that there will be a situation where both sides will suffer."

Mu Huaixi asked suspiciously, "Did you come here for the war today?"

Ziwu nodded, and said: "Although this battle is extremely dangerous, I predicted a few days ago that a few months ago, a star fell from the east, and this star was the order of Ziwei's Tianfu. It is quite deep and has the ability to turn the tide and turn the tide of the universe. If you lead this auspicious star into a deadlock, you will be able to survive from a desperate situation, turn defeat into victory, and the clouds and mists in the west will eventually dissipate. Fog comes suddenly in the middle of the night and goes away at dawn."

Mu Huaixi said: "Ziwei Tianfu's order? Could it be that this star is in Mu's Mansion?"

Zi Wu nodded and said: "Although the auspicious star came from the east, it suddenly landed in Jincheng a few days ago. I can't help being suspicious, so I came here to ask the birthdays of everyone in the Mu family, and found that there was no one there. It matches. Reminiscent of Miss Duan's recent appearance, I made a special trip to ask you about your birth date this time."

Duan Zixiao scratched his head, trying to recall whether he had ever written Duan Zixiao's own birthday, but he found nothing for a long time, so he had to tell him his birthday in modern times: "Uh...it seems to be March [-]th. "

Zi Wu frowned: "It seems?"

Duan Zixiao had no choice but to say: "Not long after I was born, my mother passed away, my father passed away, and my brother-in-law also passed away, leaving only grandpa alone, but grandpa often forgets things, even forgets who he is. I also passed away soon, and my birthday has become a mystery."

The pity in Mu Huaixi's heart came up again, he couldn't help stretching out his hand and gently patted Duan Zixiao's head to comfort him, wishing he could hold him in his arms now and let him feel a bit of warmth, Zixiao is so pitiful .

Mu Huaijin forgot to give him a sympathetic look, and said, "Zi Xiao really has a miserable life experience, don't worry, I will definitely not let you go hungry in the future."

Duan Zixiao glared at him and said, "Even without you, I wouldn't be hungry!"

Ziwu smiled slightly, and then said to Duanzi Xiao: "If it's March [-]th, it is indeed the order of Ziwei's Tianfu, which happens to be able to force the two scourge stars, Pojun and Greedy Wolf, out of the main position, and break this trapped beast. .”

Duan Zixiao wiped the sweat from his forehead in embarrassment. This divination and fortune-telling has nothing to do with science. How can he believe such a statement?However, thinking of Duan Zixiao's miserable life experience, even though he knows it's just a novel, all this is thanks to him, and Duan Zixiao in the novel has such a miserable life experience, almost to the point of ruining his family. A man whose stepfather and real father coexist.

Serial No. 89757: "Dad? Are you still ashamed to mention your father?"

Duan Zixiao said angrily: "Isn't it? This article is an upgrade and easy to cut? Duan Zixiao himself has almost been made into a little gold man by me. I don't have any golden fingers, golden arms, and golden thighs. I even gave it back. He filled the harem with a dozen sister papers!"

Number 89757 said coldly: "There is no father in this world who would want his son to become the peerless boss that everyone oppresses, right?"

Duan Zixiao blushed and murmured, "Special circumstances, special circumstances."

No. 89757: "As Ziwu Guoshi said, Dazhao Kingdom is now facing a war with Xiliang Kingdom. Your Xiao Gong No. [-] is about to go to the battlefield, and it has already set off at this moment. Since you tampered with the plot before, There was a butterfly effect. Originally, you were supposed to meet Mr. Liu when you were a guest at his home, and then the sky thundered and the sky exploded for three days and three nights in a row, which prevented him from leading troops to the west to fight. But because you didn't make it , but met Ziwu Guoshi ahead of schedule, and Xiao Gong No. [-] had no reason to stay in Jincheng, so he went to Weiyang City in the west to face Xiliang."

"Do it for three days in a row?" Duan Zixiao broke out in a cold sweat, "How good is Xiao Gong No. [-], that he can do it for so long? Do you want to die!"

Number 89757: "That's not the point! The point is, if you don't rush to Weiyang City now, Xiao Gong No. [-] will die in battle. Then, this plot will be cut off abruptly in the middle, and you won't be able to challenge No. [-]." No. Boss, that means there is no way to go home again."

Duan Zixiao wanted to cry without tears, and said: "Why didn't you say it earlier? If it would cause such a big deviation, even if I crawled, I would crawl to Mr. Liu's house."

Serial No. 89757: "Then spend three days and three nights with Xiao Gong No. [-]? Play Human-Beast Play?"

Duan Zixiao choked, he almost forgot the most important thing.

Duan Zixiao said helplessly: "This won't work, that won't work either, what should I do now?"

Serial number 89757: "Because Ziwu Guoshi came out early, he can ignore it for the time being. The most urgent thing is to quickly conquer Mu Huaixi, end the first episode, and then rush to Weiyang City to rescue Xiao Gong No. [-]."

Duan Zixiao thought of his beautiful master, and couldn't help but blushed on his face. When he thought of doing that kind of thing with his master, he felt uncomfortable in every part of his body, as if the aphrodisiac physique and evil spirit would relapse together Same.

Number 89757 sneered, and said, "Hurry up and make a decision, you've been procrastinating for too long, if it's the real Duan Zixiao, it's probably over by now."

Duan Zixiao said angrily: "Can this be the same? Duan Zixiao is the chief shou who is about to go to the Eight Classics, and I am a real straight man, a false chief shou, a moon hare, Zi Xiao!"

Serial No. 89757: "I didn't expect you to still have such an illusion until now... Well, true straight man, fake boss, Moon Hare, Zi Xiao, please quickly offer your chrysanthemum, I have to remind you, you The experience value is now the last one again, Over!"

Duan Zixiao said angrily: "This customer service is really getting more and more arrogant! If you don't have the support of your master Jiaji, I don't know if you would dare to ride on the neck of the customer and urinate!"

"I have something to tell you." A deep voice suddenly sounded beside my ear.

Duan Zixiao shuddered, why did the president answer the phone instead?Duan Zixiao was suddenly a little nervous, he stammered: "Ji, President Ji, why did you come out?"

Master Ji didn't answer, and he spoke after a long time: "If you want Mu Huaixi to forget about the past, you can find a woman named Wu Ya Lili, that woman is the world's number one pharmacist, she will Make a pill called Qiansi Mieqing Pill, just take one pill, and you can forget all love and hatred."

Duan Zixiao said in surprise: "Wuya Lili? Isn't this one of Duan Zixiao's own female harem groups?"

Master Ji replied: "Yes, it is her. You must find her within three days, obtain the Qiansi Mieqing Pill, and complete the first plot. Since the time and space you are in has already cracked, if you don't let the plot go smoothly , then time and space will collapse very quickly, and you will disappear out of thin air in this space after five years."

Duan Zixiao sighed softly, and said, "I will find Wu Yalili as soon as possible, thank you President Ji for reminding me."

Master Ji cut off his consciousness, Duan Zixiao came back to his senses, looked at Mu Huaixi with a slightly complicated look, and then said to Ziwu: "Master Guoshi, I will go to Weiyang City with you as soon as possible. Do not worry."