On the correct posture to disturb the plot

The Blossom Festival is the annual flower viewing festival in Jincheng, and it is also a great day for barrier-free communication between men and women in Huaichun, similar to modern Valentine's Day.Countless men and women, with small flower baskets in their hands, with spring faces on their faces, went back and forth on the street to find their true love.In the final analysis, it is just looking for a partner in the cloak of appreciating flowers.

On the second floor of Xianyun Pavilion by the window facing the water, three handsome-faced teenagers were sticking their chins, chatting with each other. Next to one of the teenagers in white clothes and brocade clothes, there was a cute-looking and beautiful boy. The child, at this moment, is stretching out a tender little finger to poke the cheek of the boy in white shirt.

"Look at that person, he has walked this street more than ten times, and he is still walking now." Mu Huaijin pointed at a slightly cold-looking man on the side of the street speechlessly, and said to the people beside him road.

Duan Zixiao sighed: "I am getting more and more desperate for this face-based world. Love has no distinction of age, race, gender, national boundaries, time and space. It turns out that everything has changed to face-based."

"When will my goddess appear?" Mu Huaifeng said sadly.

Duan Zixiao pulled Xiao Baozi's little hand, and then said to Mu Huaifeng: "It's all because there are no making tools here, otherwise I will teach you to make a box of handmade chocolates and give it to your goddess with your own hands. I'm sure she will be able to take it in a short time." down."

Mu Huaijin asked suspiciously, "Chocolate? What is that?"

Duan Zixiao sighed softly: "It's a girl's favorite food. Back then, in order to pursue my Goddess of Flowers, I worked hard, but I didn't expect to lose on my face again. The grass is gone. What good is that grass other than that face? It can't even make chocolate!"

Mu Huaijin said speechlessly: "Perhaps Jia Xihua doesn't care for that kind of chocolate at all, right? I can't just accept your food and I should like you."

Duan Zixiao was taken aback for a moment, and then said awkwardly: "Maybe she thinks that a man shouldn't give chocolate as a gift on March [-]th Women's Day?"

No. 89757: "There is nothing impossible, only unexpected. Customer Duan, I have finally discovered that your existence is actually to refresh the lower limit of human beings. It's fine if you don't watch Huang Li to choose a date, and you still play Korean dramas like little girls. Trying to conquer your goddess? I think the only ones who can be conquered are female psychos."

Duan Zixiao said coldly: "Shut up."

Mu Huaifeng said curiously: "Zi Xiao is so powerful. The so-called gentleman stays away from the kitchen. I never thought he could cook food."

Duan Zixiao proudly said: "Lazy thinking is not a good thing, hurry up and throw away the statement that a gentleman stays away from the kitchen. I think this statement is just an excuse for men to avoid housework. Girls should be used to coax and not be used as maids." , so boring. Besides, that good big brother in your family is a top-notch cook. With him around, I have nothing to do with him. Don’t you guys even know that?”

Mu Huaijin was surprised and said: "Brother actually knows how to cook, isn't that too weird? Could it be that he uses Chinese herbal medicine to make soup and eats with pills?"

Duan Zixiao snorted coldly: "Master's cooking skills are first-class, but the barbecue skills are a little lacking, and he needs to be trained. However, he always pretends to be a naughty person. It is possible that you don't know. But having said that, You searched all morning and didn't find anyone else?"

Mu Huaifeng shook his head and said, "I almost searched the Mu Mansion upside down but couldn't find it. Just now I accidentally broke into my father's study and was thrown out by my father."

Mu Huaijin asked strangely: "Didn't father love you the most? How could he be willing to throw you out?"

Mu Huaifeng said in embarrassment: "I ran too fast and knocked down the Hetian jade paperweight and the colored glaze lamp that he regarded as precious."

Mu Huaijin said speechlessly, "You are lucky that your father didn't chop you to death."

Duan Zixiao said: "Your elder brother has an illegitimate child, do your parents know?"

Mu Huaifeng scratched his scalp, shook his head and said, "Let's talk about it first after finding the eldest brother, it would be bad if there is a misunderstanding."

Duan Zixiao snorted coldly, and then said: "Master must have absconded in fear of crime, and he was really mad at him."

The little bun tugged at Duan Zixiao's sleeve, and said, "Zi Xiao, I want to eat this, this, and that."

Duan Zixiao hurriedly picked up a piece of each pastry, put it in a delicate small plate, and said, "Don't eat any more after eating these pieces, you have already eaten three pieces of mung bean cake!"

The little bun said displeasedly: "Zi Xiao is a stepmother, you don't even give me enough to eat!"

Duan Zixiao gritted his teeth and said: "Which stepmother would carry you all the way from Mu's mansion to here? And which stepmother emptied her wallet just to buy you sugar figurines and candied haws? Such a conscientious stepmother Where are you looking for it?"

Xiao Baozi snorted coldly, and unhappily picked up a piece of hibiscus cake on the table and stuffed it into his mouth. You idiot, do you remember your name?"

Xiao Baozi ate and thought, and it took a long time before he honestly said: "I can't remember."

Duan Zixiao sighed, slapped away the little hand that was trying to reach out to the pastry plate quietly, and said angrily: "It's better to call you a foodie, Mu foodie."

Little Baozi turned his head to the side unhappily, and said: "The stepmother is really annoying, she always abuses other people's children."

Duan Zixiao said angrily: "The children of other people study hard and make progress every day. They can be regarded as one of the most outstanding people of the year. How can they only know how to eat like you? If you call me stepmother again, I will throw you out to feed the wolves."

Xiao Baozi curled his lips and looked at Duan Zixiao aggrievedly, his eye circles were a little red, he held on to Duan Zixiao's sleeve tightly, his big eyes sparkled brightly, as if he was about to cry in a second.Seeing his expression, Duan Zixiao stretched out his hand to hold him in his arms, regretting that he spoke too hard, patted his little head lightly, and said with a smile: "Little fool, I won't throw you away, You can believe this kind of words, and you are not only three or four years old."

The little bun sniffed and said sullenly, "I'm already five years old."

Duan Zixiao looked at the child in his arms, feeling a little sour in his heart.He suddenly thought of his cute and cute younger brother, who also liked to pester him and circle around him when he was a child.It has been more than half a year since I came to this world, and I don't know how long the time and space I lived in have passed, and how my younger brother and parents are doing...

"Zi Xiao, what's the matter with you?" Xiao Baozi asked softly, with a puzzled face on his small face, he tilted his head and asked.

Duan Zixiao pinched his little face, and said with a smile: "Do you want to tell my brother to understand? You rude little brat."

The little bun was dissatisfied: "No, I will marry Zi Xiao when I grow up, so I don't want to be called brother!"

Duan Zixiao's smile froze on his face, he slapped his little butt helplessly, and said, "You don't need to marry me, don't you call me stepmother?"

Xiao Baozi said unhappily: "Even if you are as vicious as your stepmother, I will marry you when I grow up."

Duan Zixiao was unable to support his forehead.The two brothers of the Mu family looked at each other speechlessly, and Mu Huaifeng sighed and said, "As expected of a father and son, I didn't expect that even the taste is so similar. Now even if the elder brother denies that he doesn't have such a son, I won't believe it anymore. .”

Mu Huaijin nodded sharply in response.Duan Zixiao gritted his teeth and said, "Don't mention this matter again, or I will let you enjoy the full version of the 24-episode disaster blockbuster "The Devil's Stepmother"."

Although the two brothers couldn't quite understand what Zi Xiao said, they saw that his face was not very good-looking, so they didn't dare to say any more, and quickly lowered their heads to drink tea.At this moment, there was a sudden commotion outside, the sound became louder and louder from far to near, and several people couldn't help looking out the window.

I saw a beautiful man, dressed in a lavender robe, with a vague smile on his lips, bending over from a sedan chair carved with mahogany and with a purple curtain pouring down.In an instant, the countless flowers and brocade clusters around seemed to become a foil, and only the stunning man was left in the world, independent, magnificent, and overwhelmed by the country.

"God! What did I see?! Why did Master Guoshi appear here!" After being dazed for a few seconds, someone finally came back to his senses and shouted in a trembling voice.

"Punch me fast and tell me this is not a dream!" A young girl looked at the man not far in front of her bewilderedly, with tears of excitement in her eyes, and said to the people beside her.

"My lord, I love you!"

"My lord, please take a look at me!"

……

Terrifying shouts suddenly came from all directions, and for a while, the whole street was crowded with people, and countless people flocked to surround the sedan chair of the national teacher, but they dared not go forward, only dared to look at it from a distance. , automatically retreat three meters away.Zi Wu's complexion remained the same, her eyes were calm, like a lonely lotus that no one dared to desecrate.

Duan Zixiao took a panoramic view of the scene just now, and sighed: "I really deserve to be a national idol, why can't I dress up as Ziwu Guoshi? This is so sour, it is simply the aura of the general attack!"

No. 89757: "Customer Duan, you need to know that time travel also requires character. With your awareness of being a human being, transmigrating into Duan Zixiao is already considered a blessing in your previous life."

Duan Zixiao said speechlessly: "What sins did I commit in my previous life in exchange for such a poor fortune."

ID 89757: "..."

At this moment, Ziwu suddenly raised her head, looked towards Duan Zixiao's position, smiled slightly, and called out from a long distance: "Zi Xiao, long time no see."

Everyone followed Ziwu Guoshi's gaze, and saw Duan Zixiao who was in the best viewing position, and a burst of eager discussions immediately erupted in the crowd.

"Mother said important things need to be said three times. Master Zi Guoshi smiled at that ugly monster just now!" A girl in a green skirt said in disbelief.

"Hmph, look at his foxy look, it looks like he's out to seduce men!" A tall slender woman next to him snorted coldly in a bad tone.

"Who is that little bitch? Can anyone tell me how he can be treated differently by the Master!" A burly woman swore furiously while shaking her fists, her eyes were red with jealousy.

At this moment, a somewhat wretched-looking white-faced scholar with a mustache broke through the encirclement, panted and came to the woman's side, and said, "Does this lady want the information of that boy? I have it here, 88 taels One piece of silver!"

The lady hesitated and said: "Who knows whether your information is true or not, what if you are lying to me?"

The white-faced scholar stroked his mustache, with a proud face on his face: "I am Liu Xiaosheng who wrote a sword, there is nothing in this world that we Yinlou can't find out!"