On the correct posture to disturb the plot
Chapter 34 Xiao Huang's Cucumber
Liu Xiaosheng looked enviously at Duan Zixiao and said, "The benefits of being a stepmother are simply too much, and I really want to be one."
Duan Zixiao said with a serious expression: "How can it be so easy to be a stepmother? Have you received professional training?! Besides, this kind of thing depends on the right time, place and people, and you can be one if you want to. Good boy, you'd better listen carefully." If you are blessed, be a loyal little slave, you will be the number one in 36 lines, and the future position of eunuch chief is prepared for you!"
Liu Xiaosheng shuddered all over, and said with a chill on his back: "Let's forget it, the family is still waiting for me to carry on the family."
Mu Bai couldn't help interrupting the meaningless conversation between the two, tugged Duan Zixiao's sleeve helplessly, and said, "Zi Xiao, I want to take a bath."
Duan Zixiao pinched his little face lightly, and said with a slight smile, "I'll go and order them to bring water here. You still have wounds on your body, so be careful, and you must not let the wound touch the water."
Mu Bai rolled his eyes and asked, "I want Zi Xiao to wash it for me."
Duan Zixiao hesitated for a moment, and then said: "It's okay to take a bath, but don't let me tell the story about the little duck!"
Mu Bai let Duan Zixiao pull his hand and walked towards the bedroom, while asking doubtfully, "The story of the little duck? What is that?"
Duan Zixiao sadly said as he walked: "My whole childhood was about helping my mother wash her feet and the ducklings, so you understand!"
Mu Bai frowned and said, "...Zi Xiao, I still don't quite understand."
Duan Zixiao said with a serious face: "Hey, I will tell you later and you will know."
Liu Xiaosheng looked at the two figures, one big and one small in front of him, they looked extremely harmonious and beautiful. Although he was very upset that he was directly ignored in place, he still couldn't help thinking to himself longingly: "I When will I have the chance to be a stepmother?"
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"A long time ago, there was a little duck who didn't know who he was. Later, he finally found out that his name was Xiao Huang. One day, when Xiao Huang was crossing the road, he was accidentally hit by a car. With a loud cry, croak! So, it turned into a little cucumber (croak)!"
"Is this the story of the duckling? Why didn't I understand it?" Mu Bai asked with a frown.
Duan Zixiao gently wiped his back with a soaked cloth, and said, "You child is really annoying. You told me not to tell stories, yet you asked me to tell them again!"
Mu Bai said speechlessly: "...Zi Xiao insisted on talking about it."
Duan Zixiao patted him on the back, signaled Mu Bai to turn around, pointed his finger at his chest, and said: "The bear boy is indeed the most annoying creature in the world, look at you, you are covered with Wound, if something happens to you, how can I explain to Master?!"
After all, Duan Zixiao couldn't help turning his eye circles red again, biting his lip and gently scrubbing his scarred body, his heart suddenly felt sour.Sure enough, since he became a stepmother, his heart has become more and more like made of glass, and he can be broken into dregs at any time because of this little kid.
Seeing Duan Zi Xiao Qiang's expression of suffering, Mu Bai panicked in his heart.He held Duan Zixiao's hand anxiously, and said pitifully, "Does Zixiao hate me and want to abandon me?"
Duan Zixiao snorted, laughed, and patted his head helplessly, but his eyes were never serious before: "It will never be like that again."
Only then was Mu Bai satisfied, and stretched out his tender little hand, trying to hug Duan Zixiao, but because of his small size, he smacked his lips in aggrieved manner and put down his hand.
Duan Zixiao couldn't help but pinched his nose with a smile, hugged him in his arms and patted his back, and suddenly murmured in a low voice: "Master, you are willing to abandon such a cute child, let alone Is it me?"
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Day two.
"What? Uncle fainted?!" As soon as Duan Zi Xiao came to the living room, he saw the sadness and exhaustion on Yin Yi's face. The internal force was input into his body, which barely saved his life.
"Why did the poison suddenly develop? Didn't uncle have been cured for most of it in the cold pool in the deep mountains?" Duan Zixiao asked worriedly.
Yin Yi smiled wryly and said: "Yue'er actually knows that her fate is not long, in order to hide her illness, she lied to me that she is already half cured, and she only needs to take medicine on time to recuperate, in fact, she lied to me at all. "
Duan Zixiao sighed: "It seems that uncle just wants to spend this last life with you in a peaceful way, and doesn't want you to worry about his passing away soon."
Mu Bai said: "Where is he? Take me to see."
Yin Yi led Duan Zixiao and others into the bedroom. After seeing the furnishings in the room, Duan Zixiao began to feel bad.
"Did I join the crew of the third-rate Hong Kong and Taiwan romance drama, "The Pink Nest of Huaichun Girl"?" Duan Zixiao looked around speechlessly, and couldn't help but start complaining.
Yin Yi's eyes were a little sad, she stared out the window at a 45-degree angle, as if she could not extricate herself from the memory, she said after a long time: "The day I met Yue'er was in March of Yangchun, when the peach blossoms were flying, Yue'er was wearing a Wearing a white robe, she stood under a peach blossom tree and looked at me with a slight smile. I will never forget the situation at that time in my life, so I have always been more attracted to pink, which reminds me of everything about Yueer every moment .”
Duan Zixiao said speechlessly: "So, these pink tulle, as well as tablecloths, sheets, quilts, curtains, have nothing to do with uncle, just because you like it?"
Yin Yi nodded in embarrassment, and tried to defend herself: "I really like this because of Yue'er, it's not like I like it in the first place!"
Duan Zixiao waved his hands weakly and said: "Okay, don't defend yourself anymore, I won't discriminate against you, every strong and resolute pure man actually has such a fragile pink girl's heart in his heart, I don't care Understand."
Duan Zixiao was screaming up to the sky at this moment, he understood!He really understands!He really knows it all!Except for him, no one in this world is normal!Gao Leng's master is actually a man/wife, the noble national teacher is a hidden pervert/transvestite, and the Sebastian-style cool brother Laifu sauce is actually a late-stage tuner/teacher. What's even more shocking is that the mysterious and unpredictable owner of the hidden building actually has a pink girlish heart!
Drama Lord!Dare I ask if you are still alive? !Is it really okay to let them go wild all the way like this? !
Here, Mu Bai has already stepped forward, put his fingers on Helian Yue's wrist who was in a coma, and probed for a moment, then got up and said: "The cold poison has invaded the internal organs, and it has been in the body for many years. It has not been completely cured since then, and his energy has been exhausted long ago. It is only by a single obsession that he can live until now. Now it seems that his wish has been fulfilled, and his life will not be long."
Yin Yi closed her eyes in pain, then opened them again, walked forward and sat on the edge of the bed, stretched out her hand to gently caress the sleeping person on the bed, and said, "Yue'er once told me that his greatest wish in this life is to Two, one is to see Zi Xiao still alive in this world again in his lifetime, and the other wish is to be able to be friends with me forever, tie the red rope around each other's wrists, even if we drink at Naihe Bridge Meng Potang, you can also meet again along the red rope, and you can be husband and wife again in the next life."
Duan Zixiao and Liu Xiaosheng couldn't help hugging each other and crying loudly when they heard the words.Duan Zixiao choked with sobs and said, "Uncle can't die, it's unbearable to be in such a touching love story!!"
Liu Xiaosheng wiped away his tears and said, "Is there any way to remedy it?"
Mu Bai said: "It's not that there is no solution, it's just that there is a lack of herbs to use as medicine."
When Yin Yi heard that there was still room for redemption, she hurriedly said: "What kind of herb is it? Even if it ruins my family or takes my life, I will find it!"
Mu Bai said: "This herb is called Thousand Cold Poisonous Grass. It can completely cure the cold poison in the body, but it is only found on the Luochuan Snow Mountain. However, the Luochuan Snow Mountain is covered with snow all the year round, and the terrain is steep. There are often monsters and beasts haunting it. It is conceivable. Moreover, the number of thousand cold poisonous weeds is extremely rare, and it may not be possible to find them."
Yin Yi said in a deep voice: "In any case, I will give it a try."
After Duan Zixiao heard Mu Bai's words, he hurriedly shouted to Zhongkong: "Brother Number, Brother Number, are you there?"
ID 89757: "Absent."
Duan Zixiao: "Did you hear what I said just now? Is there a thousand cold poisonous weeds on Luochuan Snow Mountain that can cure uncle's cold poison?"
No. 89757: "Customer Duan, I hope you understand that Helian Yue should have died a long time ago. He should have died of cold poison in the mountains a few years ago, but he never wanted to let him in by chance. The cold pond was discovered in the cave, and the cold poison was temporarily suppressed and lived until now. Judging from the development of the plot, He Lianyue must die no matter what."
Duan Zixiao gritted his teeth and said: "The plot was already dead the moment I appeared! No matter what, I can't do nothing about it, can I? It's like the indifference of seeing an old man fainted by the roadside but no one to help him." What's the difference in behavior?"
Serial No. 89757: "But you have to know that these two situations are different, and, about whether to help or not... can we not discuss it here?"
Duan Zixiao said excitedly: "Anyway, I believe that there is still truth, goodness and beauty in this world!"
No. 89757: "Sure enough, he is a simple boy who has never experienced setbacks! Do you know what reality is?"
Duan Zixiao said helplessly: "I don't know what reality is, but I know that from the moment my mother picked me up from the trash can, she has been pulling me up as her own son. Based on this alone, I know My reality is different from yours."
No. 89757: "I didn't expect Customer Duan to have such a miserable life, but even so, taking a step back, they are just characters in novels."
Duan Zixiao said angrily: "They have flesh and blood, they have thoughts and feelings, they treat people with sincerity and heart, and they are loyal to love. I would rather believe that they are just human beings in another time and space than treat them as characters in novels. "
No. 89757 was touched and said: "The Holy Mother is indeed the most beautiful quality in the world! Don't worry, there are indeed thousands of cold poisonous weeds on the Luochuan Snow Mountain. I will scan the Luochuan Snow Mountain and locate the highest probability of poisonous weeds on the snow mountain as soon as possible. In a few places, you can take less detours and save more time."
Duan Zixiao was touched and said: "Good brother, whoever bullies you, humiliates you, beats you, or molested you in the future, I will be the first one not to forgive him!"
Serial number 89757: "...Thank you for your help. But then again, Duan, you...really picked it up from the trash can?"
Duan Zixiao said without changing his face and heartbeat: "My mother told me so. It is said that my brother was also given to me when she went to top up the phone bill. However, the truth remains to be verified."
Serial No. 89757: "...Hehe, since that's the case, I'm probably not my own. My mother said that I was a random gift from the system when she played Happy Landlords and bought Happy Beans..."
Duan Zixiao sighed: "Unexpectedly, brother number is also a poor person, don't worry, there will be Lord Ji to love you for your mother."
ID 89757: "…Fuck off."
Duan Zixiao said with a serious expression: "How can it be so easy to be a stepmother? Have you received professional training?! Besides, this kind of thing depends on the right time, place and people, and you can be one if you want to. Good boy, you'd better listen carefully." If you are blessed, be a loyal little slave, you will be the number one in 36 lines, and the future position of eunuch chief is prepared for you!"
Liu Xiaosheng shuddered all over, and said with a chill on his back: "Let's forget it, the family is still waiting for me to carry on the family."
Mu Bai couldn't help interrupting the meaningless conversation between the two, tugged Duan Zixiao's sleeve helplessly, and said, "Zi Xiao, I want to take a bath."
Duan Zixiao pinched his little face lightly, and said with a slight smile, "I'll go and order them to bring water here. You still have wounds on your body, so be careful, and you must not let the wound touch the water."
Mu Bai rolled his eyes and asked, "I want Zi Xiao to wash it for me."
Duan Zixiao hesitated for a moment, and then said: "It's okay to take a bath, but don't let me tell the story about the little duck!"
Mu Bai let Duan Zixiao pull his hand and walked towards the bedroom, while asking doubtfully, "The story of the little duck? What is that?"
Duan Zixiao sadly said as he walked: "My whole childhood was about helping my mother wash her feet and the ducklings, so you understand!"
Mu Bai frowned and said, "...Zi Xiao, I still don't quite understand."
Duan Zixiao said with a serious face: "Hey, I will tell you later and you will know."
Liu Xiaosheng looked at the two figures, one big and one small in front of him, they looked extremely harmonious and beautiful. Although he was very upset that he was directly ignored in place, he still couldn't help thinking to himself longingly: "I When will I have the chance to be a stepmother?"
※※※
"A long time ago, there was a little duck who didn't know who he was. Later, he finally found out that his name was Xiao Huang. One day, when Xiao Huang was crossing the road, he was accidentally hit by a car. With a loud cry, croak! So, it turned into a little cucumber (croak)!"
"Is this the story of the duckling? Why didn't I understand it?" Mu Bai asked with a frown.
Duan Zixiao gently wiped his back with a soaked cloth, and said, "You child is really annoying. You told me not to tell stories, yet you asked me to tell them again!"
Mu Bai said speechlessly: "...Zi Xiao insisted on talking about it."
Duan Zixiao patted him on the back, signaled Mu Bai to turn around, pointed his finger at his chest, and said: "The bear boy is indeed the most annoying creature in the world, look at you, you are covered with Wound, if something happens to you, how can I explain to Master?!"
After all, Duan Zixiao couldn't help turning his eye circles red again, biting his lip and gently scrubbing his scarred body, his heart suddenly felt sour.Sure enough, since he became a stepmother, his heart has become more and more like made of glass, and he can be broken into dregs at any time because of this little kid.
Seeing Duan Zi Xiao Qiang's expression of suffering, Mu Bai panicked in his heart.He held Duan Zixiao's hand anxiously, and said pitifully, "Does Zixiao hate me and want to abandon me?"
Duan Zixiao snorted, laughed, and patted his head helplessly, but his eyes were never serious before: "It will never be like that again."
Only then was Mu Bai satisfied, and stretched out his tender little hand, trying to hug Duan Zixiao, but because of his small size, he smacked his lips in aggrieved manner and put down his hand.
Duan Zixiao couldn't help but pinched his nose with a smile, hugged him in his arms and patted his back, and suddenly murmured in a low voice: "Master, you are willing to abandon such a cute child, let alone Is it me?"
※※※
Day two.
"What? Uncle fainted?!" As soon as Duan Zi Xiao came to the living room, he saw the sadness and exhaustion on Yin Yi's face. The internal force was input into his body, which barely saved his life.
"Why did the poison suddenly develop? Didn't uncle have been cured for most of it in the cold pool in the deep mountains?" Duan Zixiao asked worriedly.
Yin Yi smiled wryly and said: "Yue'er actually knows that her fate is not long, in order to hide her illness, she lied to me that she is already half cured, and she only needs to take medicine on time to recuperate, in fact, she lied to me at all. "
Duan Zixiao sighed: "It seems that uncle just wants to spend this last life with you in a peaceful way, and doesn't want you to worry about his passing away soon."
Mu Bai said: "Where is he? Take me to see."
Yin Yi led Duan Zixiao and others into the bedroom. After seeing the furnishings in the room, Duan Zixiao began to feel bad.
"Did I join the crew of the third-rate Hong Kong and Taiwan romance drama, "The Pink Nest of Huaichun Girl"?" Duan Zixiao looked around speechlessly, and couldn't help but start complaining.
Yin Yi's eyes were a little sad, she stared out the window at a 45-degree angle, as if she could not extricate herself from the memory, she said after a long time: "The day I met Yue'er was in March of Yangchun, when the peach blossoms were flying, Yue'er was wearing a Wearing a white robe, she stood under a peach blossom tree and looked at me with a slight smile. I will never forget the situation at that time in my life, so I have always been more attracted to pink, which reminds me of everything about Yueer every moment .”
Duan Zixiao said speechlessly: "So, these pink tulle, as well as tablecloths, sheets, quilts, curtains, have nothing to do with uncle, just because you like it?"
Yin Yi nodded in embarrassment, and tried to defend herself: "I really like this because of Yue'er, it's not like I like it in the first place!"
Duan Zixiao waved his hands weakly and said: "Okay, don't defend yourself anymore, I won't discriminate against you, every strong and resolute pure man actually has such a fragile pink girl's heart in his heart, I don't care Understand."
Duan Zixiao was screaming up to the sky at this moment, he understood!He really understands!He really knows it all!Except for him, no one in this world is normal!Gao Leng's master is actually a man/wife, the noble national teacher is a hidden pervert/transvestite, and the Sebastian-style cool brother Laifu sauce is actually a late-stage tuner/teacher. What's even more shocking is that the mysterious and unpredictable owner of the hidden building actually has a pink girlish heart!
Drama Lord!Dare I ask if you are still alive? !Is it really okay to let them go wild all the way like this? !
Here, Mu Bai has already stepped forward, put his fingers on Helian Yue's wrist who was in a coma, and probed for a moment, then got up and said: "The cold poison has invaded the internal organs, and it has been in the body for many years. It has not been completely cured since then, and his energy has been exhausted long ago. It is only by a single obsession that he can live until now. Now it seems that his wish has been fulfilled, and his life will not be long."
Yin Yi closed her eyes in pain, then opened them again, walked forward and sat on the edge of the bed, stretched out her hand to gently caress the sleeping person on the bed, and said, "Yue'er once told me that his greatest wish in this life is to Two, one is to see Zi Xiao still alive in this world again in his lifetime, and the other wish is to be able to be friends with me forever, tie the red rope around each other's wrists, even if we drink at Naihe Bridge Meng Potang, you can also meet again along the red rope, and you can be husband and wife again in the next life."
Duan Zixiao and Liu Xiaosheng couldn't help hugging each other and crying loudly when they heard the words.Duan Zixiao choked with sobs and said, "Uncle can't die, it's unbearable to be in such a touching love story!!"
Liu Xiaosheng wiped away his tears and said, "Is there any way to remedy it?"
Mu Bai said: "It's not that there is no solution, it's just that there is a lack of herbs to use as medicine."
When Yin Yi heard that there was still room for redemption, she hurriedly said: "What kind of herb is it? Even if it ruins my family or takes my life, I will find it!"
Mu Bai said: "This herb is called Thousand Cold Poisonous Grass. It can completely cure the cold poison in the body, but it is only found on the Luochuan Snow Mountain. However, the Luochuan Snow Mountain is covered with snow all the year round, and the terrain is steep. There are often monsters and beasts haunting it. It is conceivable. Moreover, the number of thousand cold poisonous weeds is extremely rare, and it may not be possible to find them."
Yin Yi said in a deep voice: "In any case, I will give it a try."
After Duan Zixiao heard Mu Bai's words, he hurriedly shouted to Zhongkong: "Brother Number, Brother Number, are you there?"
ID 89757: "Absent."
Duan Zixiao: "Did you hear what I said just now? Is there a thousand cold poisonous weeds on Luochuan Snow Mountain that can cure uncle's cold poison?"
No. 89757: "Customer Duan, I hope you understand that Helian Yue should have died a long time ago. He should have died of cold poison in the mountains a few years ago, but he never wanted to let him in by chance. The cold pond was discovered in the cave, and the cold poison was temporarily suppressed and lived until now. Judging from the development of the plot, He Lianyue must die no matter what."
Duan Zixiao gritted his teeth and said: "The plot was already dead the moment I appeared! No matter what, I can't do nothing about it, can I? It's like the indifference of seeing an old man fainted by the roadside but no one to help him." What's the difference in behavior?"
Serial No. 89757: "But you have to know that these two situations are different, and, about whether to help or not... can we not discuss it here?"
Duan Zixiao said excitedly: "Anyway, I believe that there is still truth, goodness and beauty in this world!"
No. 89757: "Sure enough, he is a simple boy who has never experienced setbacks! Do you know what reality is?"
Duan Zixiao said helplessly: "I don't know what reality is, but I know that from the moment my mother picked me up from the trash can, she has been pulling me up as her own son. Based on this alone, I know My reality is different from yours."
No. 89757: "I didn't expect Customer Duan to have such a miserable life, but even so, taking a step back, they are just characters in novels."
Duan Zixiao said angrily: "They have flesh and blood, they have thoughts and feelings, they treat people with sincerity and heart, and they are loyal to love. I would rather believe that they are just human beings in another time and space than treat them as characters in novels. "
No. 89757 was touched and said: "The Holy Mother is indeed the most beautiful quality in the world! Don't worry, there are indeed thousands of cold poisonous weeds on the Luochuan Snow Mountain. I will scan the Luochuan Snow Mountain and locate the highest probability of poisonous weeds on the snow mountain as soon as possible. In a few places, you can take less detours and save more time."
Duan Zixiao was touched and said: "Good brother, whoever bullies you, humiliates you, beats you, or molested you in the future, I will be the first one not to forgive him!"
Serial number 89757: "...Thank you for your help. But then again, Duan, you...really picked it up from the trash can?"
Duan Zixiao said without changing his face and heartbeat: "My mother told me so. It is said that my brother was also given to me when she went to top up the phone bill. However, the truth remains to be verified."
Serial No. 89757: "...Hehe, since that's the case, I'm probably not my own. My mother said that I was a random gift from the system when she played Happy Landlords and bought Happy Beans..."
Duan Zixiao sighed: "Unexpectedly, brother number is also a poor person, don't worry, there will be Lord Ji to love you for your mother."
ID 89757: "…Fuck off."
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