On the correct posture to disturb the plot
Chapter 37 System God Exists
Duan Xiao Han said with a straight face: "What about the protagonist's law? I like it and you just show me this?!"
Liu Xiaosheng's calves kept trembling, tremblingly pointing at another snow ape who met him on a narrow road, he wanted to cry but said without tears: "This handsome guy, let's discuss how about it, you see the three of us have delicate skin and tender meat, we are delicious." Not only is it unpalatable, but it also knocks your teeth, how about letting us go? How about slaughtering a hundred cows for you some other day!"
"Ho Ho Ho!" The snow ape's roar answered him.
The snow ape rushed towards the three of them quickly, Mu Bai's eyes flashed coldly, he quickly took out a bamboo tube about five centimeters long from his bosom, put it in his mouth and blew towards the snow ape, the snow ape suddenly blew towards the three of them. There was a few howls in the sky, and he fell powerlessly to the ground with a muffled sound.
Duan Zixiao asked in surprise: "Is this Ling Lingdou? That powerful drug?"
Mu Bai nodded, took Duan Zixiao's hand, and said: "Zi Xiao, let's go, the snow ape's cry just now is probably calling its companions, we need to find a place to hide now."
Duan Zixiao nodded and ran quickly.
After a long time, the temperature suddenly became warmer, and the surrounding ice and snow were slowly melting, forming a trickling stream.Not far away, several towering trees suddenly appeared in front of everyone.
"Let's go up the tree and hide. Listening to the sound, it seems that a large wave of snow apes is approaching." Liu Xiaosheng said in a panic.
Duan Zixiao stretched out his arms to hug Mu Bai, performed lightness kung fu, and quickly ran to a thick tree trunk, let go of Mu Bai and sat down, and then heaved a sigh of relief.Liu Xiaosheng also quickly ran to another tree trunk, panting and said helplessly: "What kind of luck is it to meet so many snow apes!"
"I figured it out, the protagonist is actually used to abuse." Panting heavily, Duan Zixiao cursed angrily as he watched more and more snow apes gather on the ground.
Mu Bai shook his head helplessly, and said: "The snow apes like to forage in groups, and they thought they were lucky when they saw one before, but they ran wild all the way, attracting those who should come and those who shouldn't. "
"Sooner or later, so many snow apes will trigger an avalanche. I think we should wait for the avalanche to save our lives." Duan Zixiao sighed helplessly, and continued, "It's not as simple as killing so many snow apes, they are probably all turned into flesh It's over."
Liu Xiaosheng smiled wryly: "Yes, at least Xue Beng can leave a whole body."
Mu Bai said very calmly: "It seems that we can only wait for the snow ape to disperse slowly, and it should take half a day at most to leave, right?"
Duan Zixiao said helplessly: "That's the only way to go."
※※※
After a day and a night.
"Didn't you say that it will be gone in half a day at most? What is going on now?!" Duan Zixiao gritted his teeth.
Liu Xiaosheng yawned, and looked down. The snow ape had probably dispersed by one-third, and the other two-thirds were still perseveringly guarding under the tree, almost to the point of eating and sleeping with the three of them.
"How hungry and thirsty are they? They have been watching for a day and a night and they still don't disperse." Duan Zixiao rubbed his sore limbs, changed to a relatively comfortable position, ate two mouthfuls of dry food in the bag, and complained said, "Is the food in Luochuan really that bad?"
Liu Xiaosheng stared at the snow apes all over the ground, and said with a gloomy expression, "I guess it's been a long time since I saw meaty meat, but when I saw something new, my desire/desire came up, and I can't stop it!"
Duan Zixiao said speechlessly: "It turns out that the food is really poor, it's really pitiful."
Snow Ape: "..."
Duan Zixiao swallowed the last piece of sweet-scented osmanthus cake, and said sadly: "The food is almost finished, and it is easier to be hungry when you grow up recently."
Liu Xiaosheng took a few deep breaths, and said angrily, "You actually finished the five-day ration in one day and one night, and I only ate three yuan! Three yuan!"
Mu Bai gave Liu Xiaosheng a cold look, and then said, "I can give you an injection so that you won't feel hungry for a month."
Liu Xiaosheng was amazed and said, "A needle can actually suppress hunger. Does your stepmother know that you are so good?"
Mu Bai sneered, and then said: "Because you don't feel hungry, you will starve to death within a week."
Liu Xiaosheng said in grief and indignation: "What a vicious heart!"
Duan Zixiao patted Mu Bai's little head, and said, "If you don't learn well at such a young age, it seems that it's time to send you to kindergarten for a good education!"
Mu Bai grabbed Duan Zixiao's hand, rolled his dark eyes slightly, and then said dissatisfied: "Who can teach me."
Duanzi Xiao snorted and said, "Pride is a no-no! No matter what, I will help you go through the admission procedures when you return to Jincheng, and you are not allowed to resist!"
Mu Bai curled his lips aggrievedly, and said: "Hegemonism is also not allowed."
Duan Zixiao was pleasantly surprised: "Could it be that little Mu Bai also came here through time travel? He actually knows about hegemony! No wonder you have such a high IQ at such a young age. It turns out that everyone is in the same group. Tell me! How old are you really!"
Mu Bai was startled, he covered up the astonishment in his eyes, but his expression remained the same as before and he said, "Transmigration? What is that?"
The light in Duan Zixiao's eyes suddenly went out, and he said to himself in disappointment: "So I didn't wear it, it made me happy for nothing. Could it be that Ren Chenwei made it up again?"
After another half day, the snow apes finally dispersed, Duan Zixiao grabbed Mu Bai's back collar and performed lightness kung fu to the ground, Liu Xiaosheng also jumped from the tree, all three breathed a sigh of relief.
"The ground is more solid!" Duan Zixiao sighed, jumped on the ground a few times, and said, "The tree is simply not a place for people to stay."
Liu Xiaosheng was about to speak a few words, but suddenly heard a deafening sound coming from a distance.
"It's really time for Xue Beng to come." Duan Zi Xiao Han said with an open face.
The three of them exchanged glances, Duan Zixiao quickly picked up Mu Bai, and rushed forward like a wild dog running wild.
It's a pity that the avalanche was so fierce that the three of them couldn't compete with the terrifying power of nature with their foot strength alone, and were soon sucked into the sea of snow.The huge impact hit Duan Zixiao hard, although Mu Bai was protected by Duan Zixiao, he still received a lot of momentum.
Before Duan Zixiao could ask, he rolled his eyes and passed out completely.
"It's actually not solid on the ground."
This was the only thought Duan Zixiao had before he passed out.
Duan Zixiao was awakened by the scene in the dream.
In his dream, he seemed to see two black and white figures standing by the lake, one tall and one short, looking at each other, looking extremely harmonious and beautiful.The man in white looks as warm as water, his face is like a peach blossom, his good-looking eyebrows are full of affection and smile.He stretched out his arms and gently hugged the black-clothed boy standing beside him, leaning close to his ear and whispering something softly.
The young man smiled lightly, without saying a word, suddenly as if he had discovered something, he turned his head slightly and looked in the direction where Duan Zixiao was, with a mocking smile on his lips, and the man in white who was approaching in front of him stamped A lingering kiss, which was panted for a long time before letting go, and smiled lightly at Duan Zixiao and said, "He is mine."
Duan Zixiao suddenly felt a stabbing pain in his heart, and the scene in front of him seemed so dazzling.He silently watched the intimate behavior of the two in front of him, sighed helplessly, turned and left.
"You'll never try to take him away from me."
The young man behind him spoke coldly, as if swearing in an oath-like tone, which made Duan Zixiao couldn't help trembling in his heart.
Duan Zixiao woke up slowly from his dream. The scene in the dream seemed as real as it had happened before. He searched his memory desperately, but he didn't have any memory about that boy at all.The only certainty is that the man in white is the master who disappeared for a long time.
Duan Zixiao wiped the sweat from his forehead, looked around, and found that he had fallen into a cave.Mu Bai and Liu Xiaosheng didn't know where they were washed away by the heavy snow, he was the only one in the huge cave at this moment.
Well, it's impossible for my protagonist not to have a cave!
Duan Zixiao suppressed the vague uneasiness in his heart, got up and hurriedly looked for Mu Bai.At that time, he was obviously holding Xiao Mu Bai, even if he was washed away by the snow sea, he should not be far away from him.
According to the law of the protagonist's cave, there are either martial arts cheats or out-of-the-world experts here. Duan Zixiao limped and began to search every corner of the cave. Xiao Mu Bai and Liu Xiaosheng disappeared, but let him experience a The feasibility and authenticity of the protagonist's cave law.
Duan Zixiao looked at the beautiful boy with a naked body who was sleeping in front of him speechlessly, feeling tired and unloved.
"There are no cheats, no elixirs, no treasures, no masters outside the world in this Nima cave, but there is a streaking boy?! Plot master, please come back!!" Duan Zixiao couldn't help but shouted up to the sky.
Serial No. 89757: "Customer Duan, Mr. Drama has stopped working."
Duan Zixiao sighed: "Your Traveler's Association is not doing well, the technology is obviously not up to the mark!"
Serial number 89757: "...hehe, the system has completely crashed, and I think this is all due to you."
Duan Zixiao snorted coldly: "It's broken in just over half a year. It's simply a cancer in the market, a defective product in the system."
ID 89757: "Duan customer, bad things will happen if you curse the system maliciously."
Duan Zixiao sneered: "The system that maliciously curses customers is not a good system, no wonder it will be abandoned by the system god until it collapses."
Serial number 89757: "... who is the system god?"
Duan Zixiao said: "Of course it is the god of the management system. For example, if we humans have brains, then there must be brains."
Serial No. 89757: "I've never heard of such a statement, Duan, please don't confuse the public."
Duan Zixiao said coldly: "I bet a kidney, there is definitely a system god in this world."
Serial number 89757: "Do you still have a kidney?"
Duan Zixiao scratched his head and said, "There is one more."
Liu Xiaosheng's calves kept trembling, tremblingly pointing at another snow ape who met him on a narrow road, he wanted to cry but said without tears: "This handsome guy, let's discuss how about it, you see the three of us have delicate skin and tender meat, we are delicious." Not only is it unpalatable, but it also knocks your teeth, how about letting us go? How about slaughtering a hundred cows for you some other day!"
"Ho Ho Ho!" The snow ape's roar answered him.
The snow ape rushed towards the three of them quickly, Mu Bai's eyes flashed coldly, he quickly took out a bamboo tube about five centimeters long from his bosom, put it in his mouth and blew towards the snow ape, the snow ape suddenly blew towards the three of them. There was a few howls in the sky, and he fell powerlessly to the ground with a muffled sound.
Duan Zixiao asked in surprise: "Is this Ling Lingdou? That powerful drug?"
Mu Bai nodded, took Duan Zixiao's hand, and said: "Zi Xiao, let's go, the snow ape's cry just now is probably calling its companions, we need to find a place to hide now."
Duan Zixiao nodded and ran quickly.
After a long time, the temperature suddenly became warmer, and the surrounding ice and snow were slowly melting, forming a trickling stream.Not far away, several towering trees suddenly appeared in front of everyone.
"Let's go up the tree and hide. Listening to the sound, it seems that a large wave of snow apes is approaching." Liu Xiaosheng said in a panic.
Duan Zixiao stretched out his arms to hug Mu Bai, performed lightness kung fu, and quickly ran to a thick tree trunk, let go of Mu Bai and sat down, and then heaved a sigh of relief.Liu Xiaosheng also quickly ran to another tree trunk, panting and said helplessly: "What kind of luck is it to meet so many snow apes!"
"I figured it out, the protagonist is actually used to abuse." Panting heavily, Duan Zixiao cursed angrily as he watched more and more snow apes gather on the ground.
Mu Bai shook his head helplessly, and said: "The snow apes like to forage in groups, and they thought they were lucky when they saw one before, but they ran wild all the way, attracting those who should come and those who shouldn't. "
"Sooner or later, so many snow apes will trigger an avalanche. I think we should wait for the avalanche to save our lives." Duan Zixiao sighed helplessly, and continued, "It's not as simple as killing so many snow apes, they are probably all turned into flesh It's over."
Liu Xiaosheng smiled wryly: "Yes, at least Xue Beng can leave a whole body."
Mu Bai said very calmly: "It seems that we can only wait for the snow ape to disperse slowly, and it should take half a day at most to leave, right?"
Duan Zixiao said helplessly: "That's the only way to go."
※※※
After a day and a night.
"Didn't you say that it will be gone in half a day at most? What is going on now?!" Duan Zixiao gritted his teeth.
Liu Xiaosheng yawned, and looked down. The snow ape had probably dispersed by one-third, and the other two-thirds were still perseveringly guarding under the tree, almost to the point of eating and sleeping with the three of them.
"How hungry and thirsty are they? They have been watching for a day and a night and they still don't disperse." Duan Zixiao rubbed his sore limbs, changed to a relatively comfortable position, ate two mouthfuls of dry food in the bag, and complained said, "Is the food in Luochuan really that bad?"
Liu Xiaosheng stared at the snow apes all over the ground, and said with a gloomy expression, "I guess it's been a long time since I saw meaty meat, but when I saw something new, my desire/desire came up, and I can't stop it!"
Duan Zixiao said speechlessly: "It turns out that the food is really poor, it's really pitiful."
Snow Ape: "..."
Duan Zixiao swallowed the last piece of sweet-scented osmanthus cake, and said sadly: "The food is almost finished, and it is easier to be hungry when you grow up recently."
Liu Xiaosheng took a few deep breaths, and said angrily, "You actually finished the five-day ration in one day and one night, and I only ate three yuan! Three yuan!"
Mu Bai gave Liu Xiaosheng a cold look, and then said, "I can give you an injection so that you won't feel hungry for a month."
Liu Xiaosheng was amazed and said, "A needle can actually suppress hunger. Does your stepmother know that you are so good?"
Mu Bai sneered, and then said: "Because you don't feel hungry, you will starve to death within a week."
Liu Xiaosheng said in grief and indignation: "What a vicious heart!"
Duan Zixiao patted Mu Bai's little head, and said, "If you don't learn well at such a young age, it seems that it's time to send you to kindergarten for a good education!"
Mu Bai grabbed Duan Zixiao's hand, rolled his dark eyes slightly, and then said dissatisfied: "Who can teach me."
Duanzi Xiao snorted and said, "Pride is a no-no! No matter what, I will help you go through the admission procedures when you return to Jincheng, and you are not allowed to resist!"
Mu Bai curled his lips aggrievedly, and said: "Hegemonism is also not allowed."
Duan Zixiao was pleasantly surprised: "Could it be that little Mu Bai also came here through time travel? He actually knows about hegemony! No wonder you have such a high IQ at such a young age. It turns out that everyone is in the same group. Tell me! How old are you really!"
Mu Bai was startled, he covered up the astonishment in his eyes, but his expression remained the same as before and he said, "Transmigration? What is that?"
The light in Duan Zixiao's eyes suddenly went out, and he said to himself in disappointment: "So I didn't wear it, it made me happy for nothing. Could it be that Ren Chenwei made it up again?"
After another half day, the snow apes finally dispersed, Duan Zixiao grabbed Mu Bai's back collar and performed lightness kung fu to the ground, Liu Xiaosheng also jumped from the tree, all three breathed a sigh of relief.
"The ground is more solid!" Duan Zixiao sighed, jumped on the ground a few times, and said, "The tree is simply not a place for people to stay."
Liu Xiaosheng was about to speak a few words, but suddenly heard a deafening sound coming from a distance.
"It's really time for Xue Beng to come." Duan Zi Xiao Han said with an open face.
The three of them exchanged glances, Duan Zixiao quickly picked up Mu Bai, and rushed forward like a wild dog running wild.
It's a pity that the avalanche was so fierce that the three of them couldn't compete with the terrifying power of nature with their foot strength alone, and were soon sucked into the sea of snow.The huge impact hit Duan Zixiao hard, although Mu Bai was protected by Duan Zixiao, he still received a lot of momentum.
Before Duan Zixiao could ask, he rolled his eyes and passed out completely.
"It's actually not solid on the ground."
This was the only thought Duan Zixiao had before he passed out.
Duan Zixiao was awakened by the scene in the dream.
In his dream, he seemed to see two black and white figures standing by the lake, one tall and one short, looking at each other, looking extremely harmonious and beautiful.The man in white looks as warm as water, his face is like a peach blossom, his good-looking eyebrows are full of affection and smile.He stretched out his arms and gently hugged the black-clothed boy standing beside him, leaning close to his ear and whispering something softly.
The young man smiled lightly, without saying a word, suddenly as if he had discovered something, he turned his head slightly and looked in the direction where Duan Zixiao was, with a mocking smile on his lips, and the man in white who was approaching in front of him stamped A lingering kiss, which was panted for a long time before letting go, and smiled lightly at Duan Zixiao and said, "He is mine."
Duan Zixiao suddenly felt a stabbing pain in his heart, and the scene in front of him seemed so dazzling.He silently watched the intimate behavior of the two in front of him, sighed helplessly, turned and left.
"You'll never try to take him away from me."
The young man behind him spoke coldly, as if swearing in an oath-like tone, which made Duan Zixiao couldn't help trembling in his heart.
Duan Zixiao woke up slowly from his dream. The scene in the dream seemed as real as it had happened before. He searched his memory desperately, but he didn't have any memory about that boy at all.The only certainty is that the man in white is the master who disappeared for a long time.
Duan Zixiao wiped the sweat from his forehead, looked around, and found that he had fallen into a cave.Mu Bai and Liu Xiaosheng didn't know where they were washed away by the heavy snow, he was the only one in the huge cave at this moment.
Well, it's impossible for my protagonist not to have a cave!
Duan Zixiao suppressed the vague uneasiness in his heart, got up and hurriedly looked for Mu Bai.At that time, he was obviously holding Xiao Mu Bai, even if he was washed away by the snow sea, he should not be far away from him.
According to the law of the protagonist's cave, there are either martial arts cheats or out-of-the-world experts here. Duan Zixiao limped and began to search every corner of the cave. Xiao Mu Bai and Liu Xiaosheng disappeared, but let him experience a The feasibility and authenticity of the protagonist's cave law.
Duan Zixiao looked at the beautiful boy with a naked body who was sleeping in front of him speechlessly, feeling tired and unloved.
"There are no cheats, no elixirs, no treasures, no masters outside the world in this Nima cave, but there is a streaking boy?! Plot master, please come back!!" Duan Zixiao couldn't help but shouted up to the sky.
Serial No. 89757: "Customer Duan, Mr. Drama has stopped working."
Duan Zixiao sighed: "Your Traveler's Association is not doing well, the technology is obviously not up to the mark!"
Serial number 89757: "...hehe, the system has completely crashed, and I think this is all due to you."
Duan Zixiao snorted coldly: "It's broken in just over half a year. It's simply a cancer in the market, a defective product in the system."
ID 89757: "Duan customer, bad things will happen if you curse the system maliciously."
Duan Zixiao sneered: "The system that maliciously curses customers is not a good system, no wonder it will be abandoned by the system god until it collapses."
Serial number 89757: "... who is the system god?"
Duan Zixiao said: "Of course it is the god of the management system. For example, if we humans have brains, then there must be brains."
Serial No. 89757: "I've never heard of such a statement, Duan, please don't confuse the public."
Duan Zixiao said coldly: "I bet a kidney, there is definitely a system god in this world."
Serial number 89757: "Do you still have a kidney?"
Duan Zixiao scratched his head and said, "There is one more."
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