On the correct posture to disturb the plot
Chapter 42 The monk's ID is cute
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After learning that little Mu Bai was Mu Huaixi, the crowd couldn't delay any longer, so they hurried down the mountain and rushed to Yinyue Villa.
Two days and two nights of non-stop rushing, the curtain came to an end amidst Duan Zixiao's wailing that never stopped.Duan Zixiao rubbed his butt that was about to turn into four petals, cursing: "Riding a horse is really painful. Do I have to imitate Little Swallow and make it 'easy to ride'?"
Serial No. 89757: "Customer Duan, you dare to speak out about TV dramas like Huanzhugege, do you know that you are invisibly revealing your age?"
Duan Zixiao snorted coldly: "Finally I'm willing to come out, you poor customer service, you always get disconnected at critical moments, what's the use of keeping you?"
Serial number 89757: "Customer Duan, you need to know that customer service intervention in the plot will only make the situation more chaotic."
Duan Zixiao said helplessly: "It's already chaotic enough, it doesn't matter whether you come to meddle or not."
Serial No. 89757: "Customer Duan, the secret treasure of the Duan family is about to trigger. Please prepare in time to avoid further confusion."
Duan Zixiao rubbed his fists and said: "The secret treasure of the Duan family? After a long wait, I finally waited for this plot. Hey, I won't disturb the plot even if I want to die this time. Please rest assured !"
Serial No. 89757: "Thank you, customer Duan, for your cooperation, but a gentleman loves money in a proper way. Duan Zixiao himself only took an ancient weapon from all the secret treasures. I hope you can also abide by the rules of this game."
Duan Zixiao said: "Is Duan Zixiao really an idiot? Can this still be a happy treasure hunt?!"
Serial No. 89757: "...Don't forget, the story of only taking away the ancient weapons was written by you in order to make the male lead pretend."
Duan Zixiao prostrated himself on the ground, crying loudly: "Pretend to be struck by lightning! The ancients never deceived me!"
No. 89757: "In any case, customer Duan must obtain Soul Li X1 before arriving at Weiyang City, otherwise the secret treasure of the Duan family cannot be opened."
Duan Zixiao asked curiously: "Where is this Hunli? You can't run all over the mountains and plains to find it?"
Serial number 89757: "Far in the sky, close in sight."
Duan Zixiao was surprised and said, "It's at your place?"
Serial number 89757: "...can you take a look at who is standing in front of you?"
"Amitabha, all benefactors are polite." A voice came suddenly.
Duan Zixiao cut off his consciousness, looked at the person in front of him coldly, and said, "This monk is being polite."
The monk's brows were light, his warm breath came towards him, and his handsome face looked righteous and awe-inspiring.Duan Zixiao sighed and said: "You monk, I haven't seen you for a few days and went to have plastic surgery. So there is also a plastic surgery hospital in Dazhao Kingdom?"
The monk smiled slightly, with a trace of puzzlement on his handsome cheeks: "I don't know what the benefactor means?"
Duan Zixiao said: "Haven't you noticed that your face has changed?"
The monk said clearly: "Before, in order to catch the benefactor Duan, the poor monk changed his face."
Duan Zixiao said with interest: "It's not my style not to learn such a cool and domineering Kungfu!"
The monk said sternly: "If Benefactor Duan can abandon evil and promote good, and take refuge in my Buddha, the poor monk will offer the secret book of disguise with both hands."
Duan Zixiao said speechlessly: "Is your monk temple not getting enough students recently? It's starting to advertise everywhere to attract people, and there are even cheat books as gifts!"
The monk said: "Master Duan's destiny is peculiar, the heavenly void enters his destiny, and he is very fierce. If he can convert to Buddhism, chant sutras and Buddha every day, restrain himself and return to the rituals, he will be able to restrain the evil spirit in his heart in the future, and finally achieve something."
Duan Zixiao shook his head and said, "I don't like the way I look bald. When I was in elementary school, my mother shaved my head bald. The classmates around me laughed at me for no reason. I still have shadows in my heart. Let's forget it."
The monk persuaded: "Master Duan can also practice with hair."
Duan Zixiao hesitated and said: "But I still want to marry a wife, abstinence/desire does not seem to be suitable for me. Besides, the most important thing is that there are so many delicacies in the world. If I abandon the delicacies, I will offend the God of Gourmet. That's no joke!"
The monk sighed: "Master Duan, the fast food in Lingzhe Temple is also very delicious."
Duan Xiao Yizheng said: "There is no joy without meat, how can there be a happy life without meat!"
The corner of the monk's mouth twitched and said, "It's going to be excreted after all, so why do you care what you're eating?"
Duan Zixiao said with a solemn expression: "Please don't continue with this question, I'm afraid I won't be able to eat later."
The monk did not give up and continued to persuade: "Benefactor Duan, the poor monk sees that you have a predestined relationship with the Buddha, why don't you think about it?"
Duan Zixiao rebuffed solemnly: "Although I know that I am kind, lovely, simple and beautiful, and even the light of the Buddha shines on me, but I am still in the world, and I cannot become a monk for the time being."
Seeing that the matter was a foregone conclusion, the monk could only sigh and said, "Even so, that's all."
Duan Zixiao said: "By the way, you, a stinky monk, wanted to take my life before, so you were locked up. Why are you standing at the gate of the hidden building?"
Yin Yi stepped forward and explained: "This monk said he came from a long way from Lingzhe Temple, and he said he wanted to bring this monk back."
The monk who had been ignored for a long time stepped forward in embarrassment, bowed to Duan Zixiao, and said with guilt on his face, "Amitabha, Master Duan, my junior brother has offended me a few days ago."
Duan Zi Xiao glanced at the monk coldly, and complained: "This monk is unreasonable, and the monks are always thinking about how to take people's lives. Besides, the heinous person can be moved with emotion and reason, let him abandon evil and do good, not to mention It's just a prophecy many years ago, don't come out to harm people if you can't cultivate, I think he should go back to the furnace and rebuild, and strengthen the Buddha and purity that a monk should have."
The monk nodded in embarrassment, and then said: "He has been obsessed with abstaining from meat since he was a child. Although the master and the old man have persuaded him for a long time, the younger brother has quietly escaped from Lingzhe Temple and broke the Buddhist rules. Tell Master, punish him severely."
Duan Zixiao picked out his ear, and asked in disbelief: "Wait, what is his dharma name? I just had a problem with my eardrum, right?!"
The monk glanced at Duan Zixiao suspiciously, then at his younger brother, and murmured, "Quiet meat, is there any problem?"
Duan Zixiao froze for a moment, then looked up to the sky and laughed loudly: "Quiet meat? Haha, it's a god-like ID! Monk quitting meat, how much meat did you eat in secret? It's simply not the height that ordinary people like me can reach. !"
Jierou glared at his senior brother in embarrassment, tried his best to maintain his superficial composure, and said, "Amitabha, the poor monk has taught me to abstain from meat since childhood, and it has nothing to do with eating meat."
Liu Xiaosheng on the side also laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist, as if he hadn't heard the excuse of the inability to quit meat, he laughed and said: "Monk who quits meat, you should eat less meat in the future, you know? What about eating meat? You are not afraid that the Buddha will blame you."
Duan Zixiao grinned and said: "Since there is abstinence from meat, it seems that there is no escape from abstinence from alcohol!"
The brother who abstained from meat gave an embarrassed smile, and suddenly felt a sense of shame that he had never felt because of his dharma name for decades, and said in embarrassment: "The poor monk dharma name abstains from drinking."
"Oh shit!" Duan Zixiao panted fiercely, hammering his chest, "If you have a chance, you must meet your good master, who is so good! So life is full of jokes, it depends on whether you have found any jokes *inner heart!"
Mu Huaixi helplessly helped Duan Zixiao, who was lying on the ground laughing, and said speechlessly, "Idiot, come in quickly, how long do you want to chat with him?"
Duan Zixiao stopped laughing, and suddenly remembered his purpose, so he cleared his throat, and said seriously: "Monk Jie Meat, I've talked so much with you just to find something with you, I hope you can hand it over .”
Jierou was still silent in the humiliation just now, his expression was a little lax and he said: "I don't know what the benefactor Duan wants?"
Duan Zixiao said: "There is a thing in the world called Hunli. It is a dagger made of ancient black iron. This thing belongs to the Duan family. I hope you can return it to its original owner as soon as possible."
Jierou's expression froze, a hint of puzzlement flashed in his eyes, and he asked with a slight smile, "How did Benefactor Duan know that Hunli is on the poor monk?"
Duan Zixiao said with a normal expression: "Don't forget, the owner of the hidden building is my aunt!"
The corner of Yin Yi's mouth twitched, who was being named at the side, he didn't seem to have investigated the whereabouts of Hunli, and he had only heard of such an ancient weapon as Hunli, how could he know such a shocking top secret?
Seeing the disbelief on Jie Rou's face, Duan Zixiao coughed twice, winked at Yin Yi and said, "Auntie, do you think so?"
Yin Yi had no choice but to cooperate with Duan Zixiao, nodded and said: "There is nothing that Yin Lou can't investigate."
The meat monk sighed and said: "I didn't expect this secret to be found out by you. Thanks to me hiding it for dozens of years, I never thought that Hunli would have a day in this world."
Duan Zixiao said: "Why do you hide this thing? It's obviously the Duan family's thing."
Jierou said helplessly: "The Master Ziwu predicted many years ago that Donor Duan has the ability to destroy the world. If you use this soul to open the secret treasure of the Duan family, wouldn't it be like adding wings to a tiger?"
Duan Zixiao sighed: "I don't have the heart of chasing fame and fortune, please look at my pure little eyes."
Ji Rou glanced at Duan Zixiao in disbelief, and said, "I only see greed in your eyes."
Duan Zixiao scratched his scalp in embarrassment and said, "It is true that all my Greedy skill points are allocated to food. There seems to be nothing wrong with what you say."
Jiejiu leaned forward and said to Jierou seriously: "Junior brother, the prophecy does not represent everything. Monks have always been as calm as water. What does the mundane world have to do with you? Since it belongs to the benefactor Duan, it should be returned to others as soon as possible. How can it be done?" What about such nasty things? No, I have to report this matter to Master, and let him punish you to stay in the back mountain for a few years."
Jie Rou's calm expression seemed to become a little loose after hearing the threat, and a trace of fear flashed in his eyes. It seemed that punishing him to the back mountain was as terrifying to him as a scourge.I saw him trembling all over, hesitated for a moment before finally opening his mouth.
The author has something to say: There is no joy without meat →_→
I have stewed several pots of delicious meat, but it is a pity that I cannot share it with everyone.
Thanks to Hui Hui Miao, 233333, Wind Blowing Butt Cool, Xueyue Qiaoliu, Ru Hua and all the cute girls Lei, and also thanks to those who support the genuine version, love to lie flat and let me do it! !
After learning that little Mu Bai was Mu Huaixi, the crowd couldn't delay any longer, so they hurried down the mountain and rushed to Yinyue Villa.
Two days and two nights of non-stop rushing, the curtain came to an end amidst Duan Zixiao's wailing that never stopped.Duan Zixiao rubbed his butt that was about to turn into four petals, cursing: "Riding a horse is really painful. Do I have to imitate Little Swallow and make it 'easy to ride'?"
Serial No. 89757: "Customer Duan, you dare to speak out about TV dramas like Huanzhugege, do you know that you are invisibly revealing your age?"
Duan Zixiao snorted coldly: "Finally I'm willing to come out, you poor customer service, you always get disconnected at critical moments, what's the use of keeping you?"
Serial number 89757: "Customer Duan, you need to know that customer service intervention in the plot will only make the situation more chaotic."
Duan Zixiao said helplessly: "It's already chaotic enough, it doesn't matter whether you come to meddle or not."
Serial No. 89757: "Customer Duan, the secret treasure of the Duan family is about to trigger. Please prepare in time to avoid further confusion."
Duan Zixiao rubbed his fists and said: "The secret treasure of the Duan family? After a long wait, I finally waited for this plot. Hey, I won't disturb the plot even if I want to die this time. Please rest assured !"
Serial No. 89757: "Thank you, customer Duan, for your cooperation, but a gentleman loves money in a proper way. Duan Zixiao himself only took an ancient weapon from all the secret treasures. I hope you can also abide by the rules of this game."
Duan Zixiao said: "Is Duan Zixiao really an idiot? Can this still be a happy treasure hunt?!"
Serial No. 89757: "...Don't forget, the story of only taking away the ancient weapons was written by you in order to make the male lead pretend."
Duan Zixiao prostrated himself on the ground, crying loudly: "Pretend to be struck by lightning! The ancients never deceived me!"
No. 89757: "In any case, customer Duan must obtain Soul Li X1 before arriving at Weiyang City, otherwise the secret treasure of the Duan family cannot be opened."
Duan Zixiao asked curiously: "Where is this Hunli? You can't run all over the mountains and plains to find it?"
Serial number 89757: "Far in the sky, close in sight."
Duan Zixiao was surprised and said, "It's at your place?"
Serial number 89757: "...can you take a look at who is standing in front of you?"
"Amitabha, all benefactors are polite." A voice came suddenly.
Duan Zixiao cut off his consciousness, looked at the person in front of him coldly, and said, "This monk is being polite."
The monk's brows were light, his warm breath came towards him, and his handsome face looked righteous and awe-inspiring.Duan Zixiao sighed and said: "You monk, I haven't seen you for a few days and went to have plastic surgery. So there is also a plastic surgery hospital in Dazhao Kingdom?"
The monk smiled slightly, with a trace of puzzlement on his handsome cheeks: "I don't know what the benefactor means?"
Duan Zixiao said: "Haven't you noticed that your face has changed?"
The monk said clearly: "Before, in order to catch the benefactor Duan, the poor monk changed his face."
Duan Zixiao said with interest: "It's not my style not to learn such a cool and domineering Kungfu!"
The monk said sternly: "If Benefactor Duan can abandon evil and promote good, and take refuge in my Buddha, the poor monk will offer the secret book of disguise with both hands."
Duan Zixiao said speechlessly: "Is your monk temple not getting enough students recently? It's starting to advertise everywhere to attract people, and there are even cheat books as gifts!"
The monk said: "Master Duan's destiny is peculiar, the heavenly void enters his destiny, and he is very fierce. If he can convert to Buddhism, chant sutras and Buddha every day, restrain himself and return to the rituals, he will be able to restrain the evil spirit in his heart in the future, and finally achieve something."
Duan Zixiao shook his head and said, "I don't like the way I look bald. When I was in elementary school, my mother shaved my head bald. The classmates around me laughed at me for no reason. I still have shadows in my heart. Let's forget it."
The monk persuaded: "Master Duan can also practice with hair."
Duan Zixiao hesitated and said: "But I still want to marry a wife, abstinence/desire does not seem to be suitable for me. Besides, the most important thing is that there are so many delicacies in the world. If I abandon the delicacies, I will offend the God of Gourmet. That's no joke!"
The monk sighed: "Master Duan, the fast food in Lingzhe Temple is also very delicious."
Duan Xiao Yizheng said: "There is no joy without meat, how can there be a happy life without meat!"
The corner of the monk's mouth twitched and said, "It's going to be excreted after all, so why do you care what you're eating?"
Duan Zixiao said with a solemn expression: "Please don't continue with this question, I'm afraid I won't be able to eat later."
The monk did not give up and continued to persuade: "Benefactor Duan, the poor monk sees that you have a predestined relationship with the Buddha, why don't you think about it?"
Duan Zixiao rebuffed solemnly: "Although I know that I am kind, lovely, simple and beautiful, and even the light of the Buddha shines on me, but I am still in the world, and I cannot become a monk for the time being."
Seeing that the matter was a foregone conclusion, the monk could only sigh and said, "Even so, that's all."
Duan Zixiao said: "By the way, you, a stinky monk, wanted to take my life before, so you were locked up. Why are you standing at the gate of the hidden building?"
Yin Yi stepped forward and explained: "This monk said he came from a long way from Lingzhe Temple, and he said he wanted to bring this monk back."
The monk who had been ignored for a long time stepped forward in embarrassment, bowed to Duan Zixiao, and said with guilt on his face, "Amitabha, Master Duan, my junior brother has offended me a few days ago."
Duan Zi Xiao glanced at the monk coldly, and complained: "This monk is unreasonable, and the monks are always thinking about how to take people's lives. Besides, the heinous person can be moved with emotion and reason, let him abandon evil and do good, not to mention It's just a prophecy many years ago, don't come out to harm people if you can't cultivate, I think he should go back to the furnace and rebuild, and strengthen the Buddha and purity that a monk should have."
The monk nodded in embarrassment, and then said: "He has been obsessed with abstaining from meat since he was a child. Although the master and the old man have persuaded him for a long time, the younger brother has quietly escaped from Lingzhe Temple and broke the Buddhist rules. Tell Master, punish him severely."
Duan Zixiao picked out his ear, and asked in disbelief: "Wait, what is his dharma name? I just had a problem with my eardrum, right?!"
The monk glanced at Duan Zixiao suspiciously, then at his younger brother, and murmured, "Quiet meat, is there any problem?"
Duan Zixiao froze for a moment, then looked up to the sky and laughed loudly: "Quiet meat? Haha, it's a god-like ID! Monk quitting meat, how much meat did you eat in secret? It's simply not the height that ordinary people like me can reach. !"
Jierou glared at his senior brother in embarrassment, tried his best to maintain his superficial composure, and said, "Amitabha, the poor monk has taught me to abstain from meat since childhood, and it has nothing to do with eating meat."
Liu Xiaosheng on the side also laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist, as if he hadn't heard the excuse of the inability to quit meat, he laughed and said: "Monk who quits meat, you should eat less meat in the future, you know? What about eating meat? You are not afraid that the Buddha will blame you."
Duan Zixiao grinned and said: "Since there is abstinence from meat, it seems that there is no escape from abstinence from alcohol!"
The brother who abstained from meat gave an embarrassed smile, and suddenly felt a sense of shame that he had never felt because of his dharma name for decades, and said in embarrassment: "The poor monk dharma name abstains from drinking."
"Oh shit!" Duan Zixiao panted fiercely, hammering his chest, "If you have a chance, you must meet your good master, who is so good! So life is full of jokes, it depends on whether you have found any jokes *inner heart!"
Mu Huaixi helplessly helped Duan Zixiao, who was lying on the ground laughing, and said speechlessly, "Idiot, come in quickly, how long do you want to chat with him?"
Duan Zixiao stopped laughing, and suddenly remembered his purpose, so he cleared his throat, and said seriously: "Monk Jie Meat, I've talked so much with you just to find something with you, I hope you can hand it over .”
Jierou was still silent in the humiliation just now, his expression was a little lax and he said: "I don't know what the benefactor Duan wants?"
Duan Zixiao said: "There is a thing in the world called Hunli. It is a dagger made of ancient black iron. This thing belongs to the Duan family. I hope you can return it to its original owner as soon as possible."
Jierou's expression froze, a hint of puzzlement flashed in his eyes, and he asked with a slight smile, "How did Benefactor Duan know that Hunli is on the poor monk?"
Duan Zixiao said with a normal expression: "Don't forget, the owner of the hidden building is my aunt!"
The corner of Yin Yi's mouth twitched, who was being named at the side, he didn't seem to have investigated the whereabouts of Hunli, and he had only heard of such an ancient weapon as Hunli, how could he know such a shocking top secret?
Seeing the disbelief on Jie Rou's face, Duan Zixiao coughed twice, winked at Yin Yi and said, "Auntie, do you think so?"
Yin Yi had no choice but to cooperate with Duan Zixiao, nodded and said: "There is nothing that Yin Lou can't investigate."
The meat monk sighed and said: "I didn't expect this secret to be found out by you. Thanks to me hiding it for dozens of years, I never thought that Hunli would have a day in this world."
Duan Zixiao said: "Why do you hide this thing? It's obviously the Duan family's thing."
Jierou said helplessly: "The Master Ziwu predicted many years ago that Donor Duan has the ability to destroy the world. If you use this soul to open the secret treasure of the Duan family, wouldn't it be like adding wings to a tiger?"
Duan Zixiao sighed: "I don't have the heart of chasing fame and fortune, please look at my pure little eyes."
Ji Rou glanced at Duan Zixiao in disbelief, and said, "I only see greed in your eyes."
Duan Zixiao scratched his scalp in embarrassment and said, "It is true that all my Greedy skill points are allocated to food. There seems to be nothing wrong with what you say."
Jiejiu leaned forward and said to Jierou seriously: "Junior brother, the prophecy does not represent everything. Monks have always been as calm as water. What does the mundane world have to do with you? Since it belongs to the benefactor Duan, it should be returned to others as soon as possible. How can it be done?" What about such nasty things? No, I have to report this matter to Master, and let him punish you to stay in the back mountain for a few years."
Jie Rou's calm expression seemed to become a little loose after hearing the threat, and a trace of fear flashed in his eyes. It seemed that punishing him to the back mountain was as terrifying to him as a scourge.I saw him trembling all over, hesitated for a moment before finally opening his mouth.
The author has something to say: There is no joy without meat →_→
I have stewed several pots of delicious meat, but it is a pity that I cannot share it with everyone.
Thanks to Hui Hui Miao, 233333, Wind Blowing Butt Cool, Xueyue Qiaoliu, Ru Hua and all the cute girls Lei, and also thanks to those who support the genuine version, love to lie flat and let me do it! !
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