On the correct posture to disturb the plot

The big man complained: "My mother told me since I was a child, not to lie, but to tell the truth!"

Duan Zixiao said speechlessly: "Then did your mother tell you not to be a robber, which is a very dangerous profession?"

The big man frowned and thought about it, and said honestly: "It seems not."

Duan Zixiao sighed and said, "He's such an honest and good robber. Be good, you'd better go back to the cottage and take your good brothers to farm. The earth is too dangerous for a simple person like you."

The big man stuck his neck and said: "No! There are dozens of people waiting to eat in the cottage!"

Duan Zixiao moved: "Could it be that you are the legendary righteous bandit? You specialize in adopting lonely widows, old people and children. You have to bear the burden of food and living expenses every day, and you have to work hard to grab food during the New Year and holidays just so that everyone can eat. A full mouthful of food...God! Can you stop being so cruel?"

The big man scratched his head embarrassingly and said: "This brother is so ridiculous. My mother told me since I was a child that saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. Those orphans and widows look really pitiful, and most of them are here to escape the war. Those who fled from the west, I can't just leave them alone."

Duan Zixiao patted him on the shoulder and said, "You have a good mother, but my son seems a little stupid."

Standing behind the big man, a dark-skinned young man stepped forward unbearably, interrupted the conversation between the two, and said, "Brother! Why are you talking so much to him? Hurry up, we are robbers now." bandit!"

The big man hesitated and said, "But, I hit it off with this little brother, is it really okay to continue like this?"

The young man gritted his teeth and said, "Don't forget the military adviser's entrustment that you must snatch this man back to the cottage!"

The big man was stunned and said: "Isn't it stealing money? How did it become a robbery?"

The boy gritted his teeth and said, "That's not the point! Take him away!"

The big man swung the knife to the ground with a blushing neck and said angrily, "No! My mother said, if you steal needles when you are young, you will steal people when you are old. I can't steal people!"

The boy said angrily, "Do you want to see everyone in the village starve to death?"

The big man murmured: "There is always a way, I have to listen to my mother."

The young man gave the big man a helpless look, gritted his teeth and said, "If you don't do anything, I'll do it, get lost!"

The big man pointed his sword at the young man and said angrily, "No way! If you want to steal someone, you have to pass my test first!"

Duan Zixiao walked up to Liu Xiaosheng and Laifu speechlessly, shook his head and sighed, could this be the legendary Wo Liheng?

Liu Xiaosheng asked suspiciously: "Which one is this acting on?"

Duan Zixiao explained: "Adolescent health and development, where will young people struggling in the vortex of interests and morality go, the last episode."

Liu Xiaosheng said helplessly: "Then what should we do now? Should we run or continue watching the show?"

Duan Zixiao said: "Look at that, run away! Don't forget that the purpose of our trip is to find souls."

Liu Xiaosheng nodded, and made eye contact with Laifu for a while, then the three of them jumped onto the horse's back and galloped quickly.

"Damn it!" The young man saw the three running away on horseback, his face changed, he gave the big man a hard look, and said angrily, "It's all your fault! Everyone ran away, let me see how you explain to the military advisor!"

The big man struggled and said, "It's wrong to steal people!"

The young man was unable to support his forehead and said: "The military master told us to take him to the village first. That person has the ability to save the world and is the key to saving the entire village. It will be fine, but you let him go like this!" Already!"

The big man scratched his head, and defended himself in dissatisfaction: "But mother really told me, you can't steal!"

The young man said feebly: "Brother, I have convinced you, let's hurry back to the cottage and report this matter to the military advisor."

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The three of Duan Zixiao and the others were busy with travel and dust. After a few hours, seeing that it was getting late, they finally arrived at the Longmen Inn.

"Are you going to be a top student or stay in the shop?" The waiter at the shop who was cracking melon seeds at the door saw the three dismounted, stepped forward with a smile on his face, nodded and bowed, and asked.

Duan Zixiao said: "My friend lost something here, and he came here specially to retrieve it, and asked Xiaoer to take us there."

The waiter in the shop was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Before the guests staying in the shop leave the next day, the little ones will go to clean up the things in the room, and I haven't found any guests leaving things behind."

Duan Zixiao guessed: "Maybe it's because the location is too hidden?"

The waiter asked, "Which room did your friend live in before?"

Duan Zixiao said: "The third room on the left on the second floor."

The shop clerk thought about it for a while, a little confused: "Please wait a moment, there are still guests in that room."

Duan Zixiao nodded, and the three of them followed the waiter into the Longmen Inn. After taking two steps, they retreated and looked at the door plaque of the inn with disbelief, as if they were confirming something.

Duan Zixiao said speechlessly: "This is really the Dragon Inn? Are you sure?"

The waiter said: "We have a Longmen Inn with a radius of a hundred miles."

Duan Zixiao probed to look at the miserable scene in the Longmen Inn, as if a gust of wind had passed through, surrounded by sword scratches, deep or shallow.The tables and stools were messed up and messed up.But even under such difficult conditions, there were still a few guests sitting at a round table that had been cut off by a quarter, eating calmly. Jane looked very sad.

Duan Zixiao couldn't help asking: "What happened here just now? Was it a thief?"

The waiter in the shop approached Duan Zixiao, and whispered: "Two guests came just now, and they fought together without saying a word. Both of them are very skilled in martial arts, and the fight was soul-stirring! No, the inn is It was made into this look by these two people."

Duan Zixiao sighed: "It's probably another vulgar drama of love and killing each other. I'm already very disappointed with the setting of adultery/love everywhere in this world."

The waiter in the shop wondered: "This young master is really good at predicting things, these two guests ran to the same room as soon as they finished the fight."

Duan Zixiao said with interest: "I really want to see who it is, it's so interesting."

The waiter said: "You should see it soon."

Duan Zixiao wondered, "Why do you say that?"

Shopkeeper: "Because, their room is the third room on the left on the second floor."

Duan Zixiao: "It really is a great fate. Xiao Er, hurry up and take us there."

The waiter didn't dare to neglect, and hurriedly led the three of them up to the second floor.

Liu Xiaosheng said sadly as he walked, "I don't know why, but I always have a bad feeling."

Duan Zixiao said seriously: "It is necessary to have lunch with the protagonist."

Lai Fu sighed: "As long as you stay by Master Zi Xiao's side, life will be full of surprises."

Liu Xiaosheng said with a fake smile: "You will be struck by lightning if you lie."

Duan Zixiao interjected: "Actually, what Laifu really wants to express is that following Master Zixiao, life is full of convenience."

Liu Xiaosheng said speechlessly, "You know that too."

The waiter of the shop was at the door on the second floor, and was about to raise his hand to knock on the door, when there was a sudden noise in the room, mixed with groans and gasps that made people standing at the door blushed, wishing to hurry up close.

Of course, Duan Zixiao was definitely not included in the group of people.

I saw him approaching the door with a curious and gossipy face, even worried about being discovered by the people who were working in the house, so he quietly covered most of his breath, and pressed his ears tightly to the door, trying to eavesdrop on the movement in the room.

Liu Xiaosheng and Laifu looked at the shape of their master stuck on the door in a big character shape in silence, and couldn't help shaking their heads with their hands on their foreheads. Does this person still have the sense of shame and morality that a human being should have?Don't you know that eavesdropping on the corner of the wall will cause a needle's eye?

"Hmm...don't...too loud..." The ambiguous voice came from the room clearly to everyone's ears, and they didn't even need to listen specially. It seemed that the owner of the voice was going through an inhuman experience. of abuse.

"It's not too heavy to make you comfortable." Another stern male voice said without any emotion.

"But...it hurts so much!" The man answered while holding back the pain.

The man said coldly: "Kneel down, raise your butt, I'm coming."

There was only a rustling sound and a shrill cry, which made everyone's hearts rise to their throats.

"Ah... help!!" A louder wailing sound continued, as if he was about to die in the next second.

Duan Zixiao is speechless, what the fuck, this shit is another pair of dogs and men, and they are still playing behind the scenes under the difficult conditions of blue sky, broad daylight, and almost zero sound insulation effect?

Can you still listen to the corner happily? !

Duan Zixiao backed away from the door in disgust, cleared his throat, raised his hand and knocked on the door and said: "Both brothers, sorry for the inconvenience, I have a request for you, I wonder if you two can stop for a while and continue later? "

The second shopkeeper: "..."

Lai Fu and Liu Xiaosheng: "..."

Surrounding audience: "..."

Interrupting other people's good deeds will cause a needle's eye! ! !

The Eye of the Needle: "...the rate of appearance is slightly higher today."

The yelling in the room stopped abruptly, and after a period of turmoil, the door was finally opened when everyone was still swearing at Duan Zi and spoiling other people's good deeds.

"What's the matter with you?"

The cold voice was not mixed with a trace of warmth, just like him himself, exuding a sharp aura like cold iron and a cold sword, his brows were slightly furrowed, and his pair of phoenix eyes were long and deep, revealing a bit of domineering character that looked down on the world.

Duan Zixiao sighed silently in his heart: "Over 90.00% of the handsome guys who have the keywords of 'narrow' and 'phoenix eyes' these days are relatives of the emperor."

No. 89757: "Customer Duan, congratulations on successfully entering the third level of the dungeon. The man in front of you is the target of the next attack, No. [-] Xiaogong, Situ Zhan, and his identity is the Seventh Prince of Dazhao Kingdom."

Duan Zixiao was blinded by the sudden bad news and his brain was dizzy.He couldn't help but raised his head to the sky and let out a long howl, howling angrily, "I don't want to be a mistress!"

The author has something to say: Dangdangdang~~~

The third dungeon is officially opened, and the third minor attack is roughly revealed~~

The domineering side leaks 100%, let's see how Zixiao makes Situ Zhan sing and conquer [Huh]

In addition, thanks to Hui Hui Meow's Lei, is it super big~

I would also like to thank those who are willing to follow me all the way here, to borrow a sentence from my goddess: "Thank you for accompanying all the protagonists through their lives."

The author is new to the rivers and lakes, and many of them don’t understand, so he treats his essays very seriously, and I hope that everyone can smile happily when reading this full-time funny essay, and the author’s goal has been achieved^^