On the correct posture to disturb the plot

When Duan Zixiao and Yin Luo came out of the secret passage, night had already fallen quietly, and sporadic candles had already been lit in every household in the cottage.

Duan Zixiao said curiously: "This secret way is really strange. I entered from the room just now, but now I come out from another room."

Yin Luo smiled and said: "There are several entrances to the secret passage, I have set up a maze near the secret passage, and the mechanism is one of the links in the maze, it is generally difficult for anyone to break the maze. "

Duan Zixiao sighed: "The array is really mysterious, it is simply a miracle."

Yin Luo smiled slightly and said, "Most formations are complex, and it is already difficult to get started, and you need to have enough patience and perseverance to succeed in learning."

Duan Zixiao said helplessly: "I don't have the patience to learn this. If one day I can calm down and learn the formation, it must be stimulated by something."

Yin Luo said: "If Zixiao is interested, there is a relatively simple cheat book for getting started with formations. I can give it to you to have a look. Maybe you can use it in the future."

Duan Zixiao nodded, and said with a smile: "Since that's the case, brother, give me the cheat book later. I'll go and study it. If I don't understand, I can just ask you."

Yin Luo nodded with a slight smile, and said, "Zi Xiao might stay here for a few more days, so he can come and ask me anytime."

Duan Zixiao shook his head and said: "I still have important things to do, and now my uncle is also unconscious due to the cold poison in his body, and he has lost his soul today, so it is inconvenient to stay for a long time, and he has to go back to Yinyue Villa overnight."

"Yinyue Mountain Villa?" Yin Luo frowned and read it again, and then asked: "Is the owner of Yinyue Mountain Villa mentioned by Zi Xiao the owner of Yinlou, Yinyi?"

Duan Zixiao said in surprise, "Brother actually knows about my aunt?"

The corners of Yin Luo's mouth twitched slightly, and soon he regained his usual composure, nodded, and sighed softly: "In order to avenge Young Master Luan Yue, the owner of the hidden building, Yin Yi, once set fire to the building in a fit of anger. Queen Wuya's cottage also beat her to serious injuries. Fortunately, Queen Wuya got the magic medicine and she was proficient in medical science, so she saved her life. Later, Yin Yi learned that Luan Yue had not died. He has been running around all the time, ruining his family and even his life. Who in the world does not envy Mr. Luan Yue, to be treated sincerely by such a person in this life."

Duan Zixiao couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "I wish to win the hearts of the people, and the white head will not be separated. Although vulgar, it is the most precious thing in the world. In comparison, a single dog is simply the most pitiful creature in the world." , not only have to endure the blindness of people from all walks of life when they show their love, but also have to pretend to be a bachelor from time to time... Single sister, you can't find a partner!"

Yin Luo looked helplessly at Duan Zixiao who was full of anger, and asked, "Does Xiao have someone he loves deeply?"

Duanzi Xiao Wenyan, a blurry figure suddenly flashed in front of his eyes, he was startled by his own thoughts, his whole body trembled, his back felt cold, he hurriedly shook his head vigorously, and threw the person that appeared in his mind behind him, and turned his head Turning aside, he said arrogantly: "Brother is the kind of legendary bachelor!"

Yin Luo: "..."

Duan Zixiao asked curiously as he walked, "By the way, have you seen my uncle in person?"

Yin Luo's expression suddenly became a little uncomfortable, his cheeks flushed slightly, and he said awkwardly: "I used to have some friendship in the early years."

Seeing Yin Luo's expression, Duan Zixiao automatically made up a poignant and beautiful love story in his mind. He looked at him with a scrutinizing expression and said, "Could it be that big brother... had a relationship with my uncle...? My God , this world is simply too small, I actually sworn brothers with my uncle's ex-boyfriend! Your circle is so messed up!!"

Yin Luo almost bit off his tongue, and hurriedly explained: "How is it possible! When Luan Yue was captured by Wu Yalili and entered the village... I was also arrested..."

Duan Zi Xiao suddenly felt speechless, this woman really lingers, and her name can be heard everywhere, she is simply notorious!And her harem is full of top-notch handsome guys. Should I complain about her high aesthetic level, or should I despise her for her excellent abduction skills?

Duan Zixiao looked at Yin Luo sympathetically and said, "Don't worry, brother, I won't discriminate against you."

Yin Luo looked at Duan Zixiao speechlessly, and couldn't help but think in her heart, I don't feel any inferiority complex!I really don't need you to look at me with that kind of sympathetic eyes mixed with a little sadness, hey!

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The two were talking and laughing as they walked forward, when they suddenly heard the sharp sound of weapons colliding with each other not far away, and roars erupted from time to time, and the surrounding people stood by with relish and watched forcefully.

"What's going on here?" Yin Luo frowned and asked.

Duan Zixiao suddenly remembered that Number One had told him just now that their little slave was doing harm to people everywhere, could it be that guy Liu Xiaosheng?

The two looked at each other, walked forward quickly, looked through the gap, and saw the dark-skinned boy and the big man who listened to his mother very well.In this matter, one person was holding a knife, and the other was wielding a sword. They were fighting together, and their faces were full of anger.

Yin Luo frowned slightly, and asked the girl in red who was watching the fight, "Girl, why did these two fight?"

The girl in red replied without looking back: "I heard that the fight was for the sake of the military adviser. I don't know the specific reason."

Yin Luo looked at the two brothers helplessly, and before everyone could react, he suddenly performed lightness kung fu, flew straight out from the crowd, flew between the two brothers in an instant, and quickly caught the two brothers at an extremely fast speed collar, waved to both sides.In the blink of an eye, the two brothers were thrown several meters away and hit the ground heavily, making two heavy muffled sounds.

The big man couldn't react for a while, he just felt that he was suddenly thrown out like this, and he came back to his senses after a long time, laying on the ground and yelling in pain, he yelled at the figure in front: "Who is it? Those who have long eyes dare to dump Lao Tzu...jun, military advisor?!"

"Oh my God!" A shrill scream suddenly erupted from the crowd, everyone was frightened and hurriedly looked towards the sound, it turned out to be the girl in red just now.She held her heart in her hands excitedly, her eyes were full of excitement, and she said in great surprise: "The one who talked to me just now is actually the military advisor!"

All the girls glared at her one by one, with jealous expressions on their faces. They sized her up and down several times, trying to kill her with their eyes.

The girl in red seemed to be immersed in happiness and couldn't extricate herself, her eyes followed Yin Luo's handsome back, and she murmured: "Master Military Advisor is indeed a god-like figure, being able to say a word to him is simply something I have cultivated in my previous life." Blessing! Oh! Why didn't I cherish the hard-won opportunity just now and talk to him a few more words..."

Duan Zixiao looked at this group of female horror creatures who were almost on the verge of breaking out, and silently stepped back a few steps.Could it be that Yin Luo's appearance is already approaching Wei Jie's level?Not only did the common people line the streets to greet each other, they competed to watch, even just saying one more sentence could make her happy like this. If a master with 100% good looks or Ziwu Guoshi came here, would this group of women be happy? Passed out directly?

This face-seeking world, just destroy it!

The girl in red continued to scream: "Look, look! The military adviser is looking at me again! Ah... I'm so dizzy, hurry up, hold me up!"

Yin Luo frowned and looked in Duan Zixiao's direction, and found that the person had disappeared, so he had to look away temporarily, with a cold face, and said to the two brothers who were lying on the ground pretending to be dead: "What happened? Why did your brother Will the two fight here?"

The big man got up from the ground in embarrassment, he forgot to pat the dust on his clothes, pointed at the dark boy with a disheveled face and said, "It's all his fault, how dare you doubt the military advisor!"

Hearing the words, the dark-haired boy almost jumped up in anxiety, and roared, "I never said I doubted the Military Advisor! I'm just, just curious about where the Military Advisor has gone!"

The big man poked his neck and said, "You told me clearly just now that Mr. Military Advisor wouldn't...won't you give that boy to..."

The dark boy said angrily, "Tell me, what did I say?"

The big man froze for a moment, and said, "I didn't say that."

The swarthy boy snorted coldly and said, "Then why are you still talking about it? Big Brother has become more and more stupid recently."

The big man hated people saying he was stupid the most in his life, and immediately became angry and raised his knife to rush over to fight the boy.Yin Luo looked at the big man with cold eyes, and said coldly: "How dare you be presumptuous! Whoever makes a move, I will immediately send him down the mountain."

The big man hurriedly stopped, standing there neither advancing nor retreating, a look of grievance flashed in his eyes, and he said pitifully: "Master Military Advisor, I have heard this sentence eight hundred times."

Yin Luo rubbed his temples with a headache, and said, "The two of you brothers will fight from time to time, causing restlessness and bruises all over your body. Is there a brother like you?"

The dark boy snorted coldly, pursed his lips, and said, "It's all the brother's fault! He rushed over with a knife and wanted to cut me before he knew the situation. I just wanted to go find it with him. It’s just a military adviser, the group of people who came today are going crazy, they are looking for that Mr. Duan.”

Yin Luo called out to the crowd: "Zi Xiao, come quickly and come with me."

Everyone was very curious about this legendary Mr. Duan, and stretched their necks to look around.I saw a beautiful young man about sixteen or seventeen suddenly popped out of the crowd. His appearance was slightly feminine, but his eyes were shining brightly, and he was very agile. he.

Under everyone's attention, Duan Zixiao walked towards Yin Luo, and said with a smile, "Don't rush over there, they will come right away."

Everyone looked at Duan Zixiao in bewilderment, and saw that he took out a small firework cannon from his pocket, found a firecracker to light the fuse, and fired it at the sky, a beam of fiery red light quickly rushed to the sky, bursting out. With a crisp sound, it exploded like a blooming flower, which looked extremely beautiful in the dark night.

There was a burst of exclamation from the crowd, which was the first time I had seen it in my life.Yin Luo looked at Duan Zixiao in surprise, and said, "Zi Xiao, what is this?"

Duan Zixiao laughed and said, "This is the legendary fireworks communicator!"

Yin Luo praised: "Zi Xiao is really not an ordinary person."

Duan Zixiao scratched his head in embarrassment, and said embarrassedly: "I didn't make this, it was taught to me by a friend of mine."

No. 89757: "...Duan customer, please stop in moderation. The cottage is so small, you can probably hear your business within a radius of ten miles by shouting, and you need to show off your small fireworks. Can you still be the protagonist happily? gone."

Duan Zixiao snorted coldly: "What do you, a third-rate customer service person, know? Don't you know the correct posture for holding your thighs? As long as you keep yourself fresh from time to time, and make Yin Luo think that I still have a lot of tricks that I haven't come up with, then I can Create an illusion that I am very powerful, so that I can hug my thigh better, and don’t talk nonsense if you don’t understand.”

Serial No. 89757: "I'm short-sighted, please forgive me."

Duan Zixiao snorted heavily, and said, "In order to increase the pretense skills to 100%, the male protagonist traveled to ancient times, how could it be impossible without explosives! Can time travel without explosives still be called time travel?"

Serial No. 89757: "That seems to be correct... I don't think there is anything that a customer doesn't understand, and I can't help but feel admiration."

Duan Zixiao proudly said: "The cool and cool title of otaku male god is not a joke, it is the ultimate nirvana that can only be honed through hard work—the humanoid version of Baidu!"

Serial No. 89757: "It's such a long pose..."

The author has something to say: Mu Huaixi (angry): ... Where is the agreed male lead! !I haven't played for several chapters in a row! !

Cute author (shuddering): ... You obviously have a role in this chapter!

Mu Huaixi (cold eyes): If you keep talking nonsense, I'll throw you out!

Cute author (shuddering): Please read this chapter three times again! ! ! !

Mu Huaixi (Gao Leng): If you don't have it after three times, you can come to see me.

Cute author (shuddering): If not, I would commit seppuku in minutes!

10 minute later.

Mu Huaixi (excited): The person Zi Xiao loves the most is really me!

Cute author (satisfied): Uh huh!Now I don't have to cut seppuku, Koolai thanks me!

Mu Huaixi (Gao Leng): If you don't let me play in the next chapter, I will die!

Cute author (shuddering): I will definitely do it next time!Never disappoint Master's ardent expectations!

Trailer (confidant body): brutal and inhumane!The ignorant boy washed the villa with blood in a rage, and fled to the end of the world!