The Laughing Usa of the Red Chamber

Returning home in the evening, he saw Jinxiu standing at the gate of the courtyard. Seeing him, he hurriedly stepped forward and said: "Your servant has been delayed on the road for a long time, please punish me, my lord."

Shen Yulin's eyes flashed, "Delayed..."

Jinxiu only thought that he was asking a rhetorical question, bowed his head and said, "I don't know why this servant bumped into Masina, a soldier from the five cities, and has been imprisoned until now."

Shen Yulin said: "It's okay, just tell me in detail."

The two entered the courtyard gate, Jinxiu said: "That day..."

Shen Yulin smiled slightly, took two steps away from him, and said, "Your Excellency, do you want to lie to Yulin again?"

Jin Xiu was stunned and said: "My lord..."

Shen Yulin said: "Although Jinxiu doesn't do much work, and his hands don't have many calluses, it's just that he has to wait for Hou Yulin to tie his hair every morning, so how can he keep his nails?"

He thought it was a conspiracy at first, but after seeing Jinxiu again, he remembered it. Such a clever disguise, such a method full of loopholes, how could it be a big deal?

This was probably... a prank?

That "Jinxiu" suddenly showed a stubborn smile, and said in a drawn-out voice: "Young Master Shen is indeed..."

There was a sound of breaking through the air behind him, Shen Yulin evaded sideways, let a gust of fist wind pass by, and with his thoughts turned, he strangled "Splendid" by the throat, dodged behind him, and tightly strangled him in his arms.

Although his martial art was inherited from a famous teacher, it was only for strengthening his body. He was no match for the Lianjiazi who had been hiding in his small courtyard where he could see everything for so long.Since this child is giving orders, he must be of some use.

Sure enough, the black shadow stopped immediately, breathing heavily beside him, Shen Yulin shouted: "Stand back!"

Immediately, another black shadow appeared and grabbed his back, Shen Yulin blocked it with a backhand, but the child took the opportunity to break free and ran towards the original black shadow.

Shen Yulin fought with Hei Ying for more than a dozen moves, and his physical strength began to run low, gradually showing his weakness.

The child saw them coming and going, and said boringly: "Stop."

The black shadow stopped immediately, saluted and then dodged into the dark.

In this way, the two dark guards, one bright and the other dark, just guarded against Shen Yulin.

The child slowly tore off a piece of flesh-colored film from his face, but he was a cute child of Yuxue, who looked about ten years old.

He smiled and said, "You are the first to recognize my disguise."

Shen Yulin was panting. In his previous life, many of his confidantes were replaced by secret agents, but they made him suffer a lot. Several times, he was caught off guard and lost all games, almost putting him in a desperate situation.In this life, since I have made up my mind to climb the Qingyun again, I am becoming more and more cautious.

Shen Yulin took a breath, cupped his hands and saluted, and said with a smile: "That's really my luck... Your Majesty."

Among the four kings, only the Palace of Yongning invited him to be the crowned son early.

Ji Yuan was also shocked and said, "How do you know?"

Shen Yulin smiled and said, "The secret guard next to Shizi has an emblem sewn on his sleeve."

"My eyes have been opened today," Ji Yuanyi sighed, "How can there be such a meticulous person like you in the world?"

Shen Yulin smiled helplessly.

......

"A poem shocked the whole room. I saw you at the royal father's banquet the day before yesterday, and I wanted to meet you for a while."

Shen Yulin squinted his eyes and said with a smile: "My son, thank you."

Ji Yuan also said with a smile: "Mr. Shen, why should you be humble? I really praise you."

Shen Yulin sighed inwardly, the most absurd emperor in history, Emperor Jin Zhao, never spoke the truth, and what he praised basically had no good results.

He laughs and scolds, rewards and punishes as he pleases, and controls the lifeblood of the civil and military affairs of the Manchu dynasty. The father and son began.

So even though this person looks like a child at this time, how dare he underestimate him?

He had no choice but to say: "Yu Lin couldn't remember when he was drunk that day."

Ji Yuan also waved his hand and said, "It doesn't matter if you remember or not, I'm very interested in your handwriting. If you want to learn it, Mr. Shen would like to accept you as a disciple?"

Royal people... do they all like apprenticeships so much?

☆☆☆☆☆.

Yongning Palace, study room.

"Come here." A clear and cold voice sounded.

Ji Yuan also paused and turned around.

At this moment, he no longer had that cynical smile on his face, but was as expressionless as Ji Qian above him.

"Have you gone to look for him?" There was no emotion in the faint voice.

Ji Yuan also said: "So what?"

"I don't care if you want those people's lives, but he is not something you can calculate, Yuan Yi, you have surpassed."

Ji Yuan also raised his eyebrows, "Actually, I quite like him."

Ji Qian raised his lips and said, "I will only have your son in this life."

Ji Yuan also evoked the same smile as him, "Deal."

Ji Qian slowly put away his smile, regained his expressionlessness, and said, "Come here."

Ji Yuan also froze with a smile.

......

By the way, father, did you learn from your grandfather that you like to touch other people's heads?

If you touch it again, you will be bald!

......

"Jia side concubine stop." The servant smiled and said, "The prince is chatting with the prince, no one is allowed to enter."

Jia Yuanyin carefully held her stomach upright with the support of Baoqin, and said softly, "The fetus started to move just now, maybe the little emperor's grandson wants to see the prince...Please let Eunuch Zhang inform you."

Zhang Shun'er squinted his eyes and pushed away the purse stuffed with the piano, with a pleasant smile on his pink and chubby face, he said in a shrill voice: "Mrs. Dare to touch it..."

Jia Yuanyin bit her lip and said sadly, "Forget it...hold the piano, let's go."

Baoqin said: "Your Majesty is too sexual, such a slave who bullies the master... ah!"

The little eunuch behind Zhang Shun'er stepped forward, slapped Baoqin on the face, and stepped back respectfully.

Jia Yuanchun said angrily, "You are bold!"

Zhang Shun'er's smile didn't change.

"What do you mean by Jia side concubine? Although the slave is lowly, he is also the prince's slave. There is absolutely no reason for a girl to arrange it in person, don't you think?"

"This concubine and the emperor's grandson just haven't seen the prince for a long time, and they are just thinking about it...Why are you in such a difficult situation..."

......

There was a faint voice coming from the outside, maybe this was Jia Yuanchun's purpose, but... Ji Yuanyi said in surprise: "Fetal movement? She is really amazing. She is so shrewd in ordinary times, but she has not noticed it until now." Isn't it right?"

Ji Qian stroked his hair, and said expressionlessly: "Few people are willing to doubt something that has been planned with great effort."

Ji Yuan raised his eyes, "I just love the ridiculous look when these people lose what they have planned so hard to get."

Ji Qian withdrew his hand, and said slowly: "What happened back then... was my father's negligence and taught them to take advantage of the loopholes. My father knows that you have hatred in your heart, and has been abusing you for these years. Get lost in hatred, otherwise, you will end up regretting it."

Ji Yuan also took a few steps back, stood in front of the desk with his hands behind his back, raised his head slightly, and met Ji Qian Qinghan's eyes, his black eyes did not dodge or avoid.

He said very seriously: "Although the secrets of the back house teach the child to dirty his hands, he also understands his heart. Father, the child likes this feeling, playing with the hearts of the world in applause. I want them to laugh, and they will laugh. If you want them to cry, they will cry, if I want them to die, they will never recover.”

"You think so?" Ji Qian said, "You want to be emperor?"

Ji Yuanyi's eyes brightened slightly.

Ji Qian said: "I think so too."

Ji Yuanyi: "..."

Father, you joke so coldly, does the grandpa know that?

......

"Come here." Ji Qian beckoned.

Ji Yuan also lowered his head and rubbed against it, moved his soft head to Ji Qian's palm with tears in his eyes, turned his head, and saw the domineering characters on the east wall.

Thinking of Shen Yulin, Ji Yuanyi felt in his heart that in order not to be bald by his father, he should wear a hat like his when he planned to return home in the future.

☆☆☆☆☆.

From that day on, Su Mingyin lived a life of visiting Zhao's house every day.

Although the Zhao family thought it was strange, but Su Mingyin was a person who used to be coquettish and obedient, and she didn't have much airs of being a nobleman, and she was Shen Yulin's classmate and friend. After getting acquainted with each other, she gradually no longer felt as uneasy as before.

Sometimes Father Zhao and Uncle Zhao would pat Chen Yanqing on the shoulder to persuade him to reconsider and teach Su Mingyin the "ancestral craft", making Chen Yanqing confused.

After several snowfalls in a row, the day was rare and bright, Su Mingyin pulled Shen Yulin to the corner of the eaves in the courtyard, and said solemnly: "Yulin, tell me the truth, what is the cloak that my aunt embroidered a few days ago?" Who was it embroidered for?"

Shen Yulin also asked what a big deal it was, and couldn't help laughing: "It's just a cloak..."

Su Mingyin said anxiously: "Oh! You tell me who it is for!"

Seeing his solemnity, Shen Yulin suppressed his smile and said, "It was embroidered for my sister, what's wrong?"

On Zhao Yanran's birthday that day, he gave her a painting. In the evening, Zhao Yanran changed the painting into an embroidered pattern, saying that his third sister lacked a more delicate cloak, and it happened that this painting was beautiful, and the girls would definitely like it.The next day, he specially brought a piece of Baiyun brocade from Huajinfang as a lining for her.

Su Mingyin stumbled and sighed: "It's not right...it's not right! It's too big! You know I used to go to Tianranju to have breakfast and then come back, just now I ran into that Jia Fenghuang egg, dressed in auntie's clothes. The cloak you made is flamboyant!"

"Jia Phoenix egg...Jia Baoyu?" Shen Yulin was startled.

Su Mingyin said urgently: "That's a villain with a lot of makeup, and I don't know how many times my daughter's family's innocence has been ruined, my God! What is your righteous sister thinking? Is it so easy to spread the word about women's needlework? people know..."

"Jia Baoyu..."

Shen Yulin's left hand, which was always behind his back, slowly clenched his fist, and his phoenix eyes narrowed slightly.

The previous grievances have not disappeared, and now they are committing crimes again.

Before, it was just thinking of a blood relationship and showing mercy to your subordinates, but the method of being a real son-in-law is just a display?

After this time, he will not back down again.

The two of them didn't notice a tall blue figure standing behind them for a long time.

The author has something to say: Ji Qian has no expression on his face: all those who left comments come over and touch their heads.

☆, Fanwai. Qianchen

Ji Yulin, courtesy name Jinyu, was born in a great Confucian family. He was enlightened at the age of three, practiced martial arts at the age of five, won the imperial examination at the age of 13, hand-picked Tanhualang in the palace examination at the age of 17, and married Princess Yi Ning at the age of 20.

He left the Imperial Academy at the age of 22 and was appointed Minister of the Ministry of Household Affairs. At the age of 32, he was appointed Minister of the Ministry of Punishment. At the age of 40, he ascended to the position of prime minister. In another 20 years, the court changed several times, but he returned home when his power was at its peak.

The new emperor was grateful for his loyalty, and when he died, he ordered the prince to hold the coffin and cry, and the princes lined up to greet him.

An extremely human minister, favored for a lifetime, what else is he dissatisfied with?

"I don't know, I'm just a little confused."

The soul fluttered and flickered, and stopped beside the Yellow Spring Road, unable to take a step further.

Xu is a day, Xu has been a hundred years.

He stood quietly on the road to the underworld, watching ghosts come and go, skinny refugees, young men in fine clothes, delicate women, ragged beggars, ferocious bandit soldiers, bewildered children, either with a peaceful face, or a bleak death, Regardless of their background, wealth, meritorious status, they lined up quietly, waiting for judgment or reincarnation.

And he seems to have been outside the team from the very beginning, watching this equality that only exists in the dead.

"My lord, is Prime Minister Ji Yulin Ji?" Just as he was in a trance, a trembling ghost floated over, Ji Yulin found it funny, this ghost was dressed as an official, could it be that he was afraid that he would fail?

However, he has been in the officialdom for most of his life, so he is impeccable, and said gently: "Exactly, I don't know what you can teach me?"

The ghost messenger was so shocked by Ji Yulin's brilliance, but seeing him lowered his posture slightly, his heart trembled even more, he hardly dared to raise his head, and stammered and asked: "But... ..but Yu Chaoping...in the 13th year of Pingqi...has...had...had a new life?"

"Exactly."

"Please...please come with the little one."

Along the way, the ghost guards only bowed their heads to lead the way. Although Ji Yulin looked as calm as if he was going to a banquet, he couldn't stop thinking about it.

However, when he conceived and overturned countless possibilities, he was brought to a square pond surrounded by mist and mist. He was a little suspicious, but saw the ghost guard respectfully bow to him, and then disappeared in an instant.

Ji Yulin was a little suspicious, but he could hear a clear and male voice in his ears: "You are the judge of the underworld, and now you have gone through thousands of years without washing your heart, and you will stay in the world with Yan Jun. However, the underworld cannot be without a master. If Fan Ru finds Lord Yan, we will allow you two to make up for your mistakes and not pursue further."

Before responding, Ji Yulin was pushed into the pool by a force from his back, and lost consciousness for a moment.

......

A red light flashed by the pool, and a seductive girl showed her figure, but her voice was hoarse and old, like a rotten wood and bamboo, "Master Si Ming is really magnanimous."

The voice said: "I have been in charge of the underworld for you Lord Yan for thousands of years, but he is using love to escape in the world. I will take care of him and teach him to turn around quickly."

The seductive girl pursed her lips, as if she was about to cry, and said sadly: "Then please let the old lady take a few days off. When the cold-faced king and the smiling tiger come back, the good times of the old lady will come to an end."

"Since that's the case, Meng Po, for the sake of saving your worries compared to Yama of the Ten Palaces, how about I allow you to be rich and honored in the world for 20 years?"

Possession Meng turned her winking eyes, saluted, and said joyfully, "Thank you, my lord."

That voice gradually faded away with a smile, "Yun Han, Mr. Qi, under the law of heaven, the general situation remains the same, but the small situation can be changed. The only things I can help you with are these... Sigh~ I am so kind~"

The corner of Meng Po's mouth twitched, Yan Jun and the judge were sent away by crossing love!I will never see each other again in a hundred lives, Master Si Ming is really kind.

By the way, don't you really hate that our Lord Yan is more handsome than him?