The Laughing Usa of the Red Chamber

When the first emperor passed away, I was leading the army in Western Xinjiang. To be honest, I didn’t feel much about his departure. He really treated me with all his heart, but I was born a fickle lover.

There was no fundamental conflict between the first emperor and me, but unfortunately he was a powerful king, and so was I, so the alienation between me and him was doomed.However, the project of alienating face is always to be done. At that time, the late emperor was seriously ill and the general situation of the world was determined. I issued twelve recruitment orders to search for famous doctors. I also wanted to use this to gain some reputation for respect and filial piety. , happened to attract a little ignorant doctor, he said his name was Gu Yuxi.

The little god doctor is very good, with a pair of bright eyes flowing, she has attracted half the beauty of the city, the first time I looked at it, I suddenly heard my own heartbeat.

Contrary to his simple temperament, the little genius doctor has extremely high medical skills. I was once afraid that he could really cure the late emperor, but seeing that the late emperor was getting better day by day, the little genius doctor stopped and was very happy. It is popular to say that the King of Hades wants people to die at the third watch. If they keep them until the fifth watch, it will be difficult to see each other in the future, and then run away...

This man is the biggest weirdo I have ever met in my life.

At that time, I had been crowned for a few years, surrounded by beautiful wives and beautiful concubines, not very manly, but I was aroused by this man.As we all know, if you have a thought, if you don't get it, it becomes an obsession. After I ascended the throne, I looked at the delicate flowers and soft jade in the Sangong, looking extremely beautiful, but I was not half happy.

It was at that time that Lin Ruhai came into my sight. At that time, peach blossoms were blooming all over the capital in March. I recalled that the little miracle doctor came out of the palace with a smile on his face, and bumped into him discussing poetry with some students. Call a high spirits.

I didn't have distracting thoughts at that time, compared to the appearance of the little genius doctor, Lin Ruhai's pretty face immediately fell to the bottom. At that time, I just admired his talent and learning very simply.

Later, in the palace examination, I ordered him to Tanhua and called him to walk in front of the imperial court. There is a poem that says: "At that time, only Tao was common." In my later years, I often thought that this period of time may be the happiest time in my life. .

I was sitting in front of the table in the south of the imperial study room reviewing memorials, and Xinke Tanhualang was standing on the left side grinding ink for me. It was hot at that time, and he would fan me for me.

I have been calling him Xiao Tanhua ever since.

Little Tanhua gradually occupied a lot of my sight. Suddenly one night, when I thought about the little genius doctor, I realized that I couldn't remember his face clearly.

I thought, so be it.

After getting Xiao Tanhua, I lost my obsession with masculinity, and I started thinking about women. After all, I didn't have any children at that time.One day in Xiao Tanhua's mansion, I met a girl who was five points similar to Xiao Tanhua, who hid shyly behind a tree and looked at me.

I thought, if she is so similar to my little Tanhua, it is worth being a queen.

Little Tanhua knew it very quickly, he has a stubborn temper, too, how can the descendants of Marquis Wenfeng lose their temper, except for the little genius doctor, I have never coaxed anyone, I don’t know that emotional injury is a serious injury, using a plate of milk Honey cheese can't be coaxed back at all.

Xiao Tanhua got married, and she married Jia Daishan's granddaughter. On that day, the capital was raining heavily in autumn, and I stood in the rainy field holding Xiao Tanhua's favorite maple syrup, and stared blankly at Jia's ten miles of red makeup drifting away.

The first emperor lied to me. He said that I am the real dragon emperor, and that the world should give me whatever I want, but he didn't say that no one will wait for you where you are.

The emperor, when it comes to love, is always a loser.