[Comprehensive British and American] The vest system of the son of hell

"careful!"

Matthew dodged decisively and sounded a reminder at the same time.

Hearing this, Hulk raised his thick hands, and firmly held the long whip made of countless vines twisted by countless vines, which is unbelievably thick for ordinary people but normal for him, and said to Matthew: "Hulk is The strongest!"

"Yes, Hulk is the strongest."

Matthew smiled in relief, and a hot white flame ignited between his fingers.

Zizizi!

The vines were ignited and screamed fiercely.

Hulk held the vine tightly, until the whip of the vine was almost burned by Matthew's flame, he smiled naively, let go of the vine, and said to Matthew: "Hulk is the strongest, and Matthew is also very good." .”

"Thank you Hulk for your affirmation."

"No need to thank Hulk, Matthew deserves it."

Hulk laughed innocently.

He is so innocent and pure, as long as people around him give him a little kindness, he will smile like a child.

Matthew is very sorry for that.

However, rather than apologizing, what they should do now is——

Take care of the troubles around you!

"Are you ready?"

Matthew asked Hulk.

Hulk didn't know what Matthew was going to do, so he replied purely and honestly: "Matthew can do whatever he wants! Hulk is always ready!"

"thanks……"

Afterwards, Matthew raised his head and asked Constantine and the others who were standing not far away: "How about you? Are you ready?"

"What do you want us to do?"

"Assist me and burn this piece of grass." Matthew said, "Since the plants here are very obsessed with eating our flesh and blood."

"You really—"

"have opinions?"

"Exactly what I thought!"

While rushing to answer, Dum had already flown into the sky, and the flames and jets that fused magic and technology ignited a large area around him.

The terrifying high temperature made the carnivorous hell plants hidden deep in the soil unbearable. They popped up one after another, trying to attack Doom, but they were all caught by the unparalleled Hulk as soon as they emerged, and they were dragged away one by one.

ahhh-

sizzle-

The screams of hell plants mixed with the sound of burning flames sounded over the field.

It was also fortunate that everyone present had extremely strong magic power, so that they would not be polluted by the screams of hell plants.

Seeing the fire gradually spreading throughout the grassland, and listening to the endless screams, Constantine said with great interest, "Fortunately, the poison ivy is not there."

"Who is Poison Ivy?" Wanda asked.

Constantine replied: "A woman who regards plants as her sweetheart and humans as her enemies. Her body is highly plant-like, and she hates humans who hurt plants the most."

"It turns out... then we should really be thankful for Poison Ivy... what is that!"

Seeing a monster with a green body and a humanoid appearance coming out of the depths of the grassland, Wanda inevitably exclaimed and pointed the monster to his companions: "There! There is something there!"

"what?"

Everyone looked at it together, and they really saw a humanoid creature with green skin and rough skin like tree bark, and flowers of various colors blooming on the surface of the skin in the swaying flames.

Of course, ta is just a humanoid creature, without human limbs or human face, let alone human facial features.

After walking into the field of view of everyone, he stopped, and his whole body was covered with colorful flowers, and even the top of a human's head bloomed a gorgeous bright red flower.

Ta opened his mouth and spit out notes that everyone present could barely understand: "Hello! I'm from here... According to your understanding... I'm called the master..."

"We destroyed your territory, but it happened because your plants tried to attack us and kill us. We don't want to die." Constantine replied straightforwardly, "Survival is the first instinct of living things, no matter in this world or in hell."

"You are right. Survival is the first instinct of living things. You don't want to die, and neither do my plants. We all just want to live."

The green figure covered with flowers said slowly, countless slender brown roots emerged from its feet, grabbed the soil, formed a strangely shaped weapon, and threw it at everyone!

"you--"

Wanda was furious, condensed chaos magic with both hands, and flew into the sky.

Not to be outdone, Dum took out his cannon and bombarded the green figure indiscriminately.

The warlike Hulk couldn't wait to go into battle.

Only Konstantin had a leisurely posture, leaning aside, ready to smoke.

呲——

Matthew walked around behind Constantine to take his cigarette, and reminded: "There is no smoking in hell."

"But I want to smoke."

While speaking, Constantine conjured up a pack of cigarettes out of nowhere, took out one, lit it, and green smoke flew out from his fingers.

"Hey--"

Matthew was speechless for a while, and was about to warn him "Don't be an example", when he saw the green figure under the siege of Wanda, Doom, and Hulk rushing towards Constantine like crazy, repeating in his mouth: "Cigarettes! Cigarettes! Give me cigarettes! I want cigarettes!"

"No way? Plants in hell also have cigarette addiction?"

Matthew was shocked...

Although he has long heard that hell strictly prohibits smoking, half for Constantine and half because hell demons are more obsessed with cigarettes than humans.

Just as Matthew was shocked and moved, the green figure had already rushed in front of Constantine, with slender tentacles curled into flexible fingers, and said to Constantine earnestly, "Cigarettes! Give me cigarettes! I want cigarettes!"

"Give you cigarettes and you let us go?"

Constantine took the opportunity to bargain.

The green humanoid didn't know that the human being in front of him was John Constantine, who was dismayed by many monarch-level demons. Hearing this, he laughed and said, "Do you have the right to choose?"

"Yes, you need smoke, but you are not sure about killing us, you have to choose between us and smoke."

Constantine frankly threatened the green creature.

The flowers on the green creature began to sway, the stamens swayed like eyes, and the pollen flew in all directions. After a while of silence——

He said to Constantine: "I agree to your conditions and let you go, but you must leave all the cigarettes on your body as tolls!"

"No problem, all for you, after signing the contract."

Constantine made out a transaction contract on the spot and flew to the green creature: "Sign your real name, and all my cigarettes will be yours."

"it is good……"

The green creature was eager to get the cigarettes, so he readily agreed to Constantine's request and wrote his name on the signature of the contract.

Constantine also gives his own cigarettes.

The green creature finally got the cigarette he had dreamed of, and hurriedly puffed it up.

Constantine took the opportunity to lead the crowd to run towards the depths of the grassland. Halfway through the run, he stopped suddenly and asked Matthew, "Can you summon the undead knight leader who obeys your orders here?"

"Pierrot? You want to see Pierrot?"

Matthew was puzzled: "Piero is now in Mephisto's castle, even if he receives my call, he can't come here to help us defeat—"

"But he can report to the hell lord who manages this area that there are hell plants smoking illegally here..." Constantine said, "I remember that hell is currently strictly no smoking!"

"you--"

Matthew was immediately choked by Constantine's shamelessness, and asked Constantine: "Aren't you afraid that the hell lord who manages this area will arrest you, a human magician who illegally sold cigarettes, after confiscating the cigarettes?"

"We were originally illegal immigrants..." Constantine said, "Before I was arrested for illegally selling cigarettes, we were already wanted for sneaking into hell illegally."

"He had a good point," Doom said.

Wanda on the side nodded in agreement.

Hulk didn't have an opinion, but he didn't disagree with Constantine either.

According to Constantine's suggestion, Matthew summoned Piero on the spot with magic means, informed Piero of the illegal smoking of hell carnivorous plants in this area, and asked Piero to immediately report to the hell lord who manages this area. report.

[According to your will, I will deal with this matter immediately. 】

Piero answered Matthew seriously, and told Matthew another piece of information——

[Hell Lord Belial is visiting Mephisto's castle. 】

"what?"

Matthew froze...

He once borrowed Solomon's soul and 72 demon gods from Belial, and although they returned them all afterwards, the Kespler system secretly made a backup of Solomon's soul, together with the 72 demon gods who obeyed Solomon's orders.

With Belial's strength, he probably already knew that he was backing up Solomon's soul. If he met Belial in Mephisto's castle this time, it might not be—

"What are you thinking? Your face suddenly becomes so ugly?"

Constantine lowered his head and asked Matthew.

Matthew came back to his senses and said, "I have offended Belial once."

"And then? Are you afraid that Beryl will settle accounts with you?"

Constantine laughed and said: "Is there any big devil in hell that I haven't offended, but I still live a very happy life! Devils are such a thing, offending one or two is fatal, but offending two or more at once will kill you." Please fight internally and sort out the order before you settle accounts with me!"

"You really—"

"Otherwise, what do you think I have survived to this day?"

Constantine asked back confidently, and Matthew squeezed out the words: "Shameless..."

"No, it's the necessary survival wisdom." Constantine said proudly instead of ashamed.

Matthew: "..."

……

After the report was finalized, the group continued to walk towards the end of the grassland. Halfway there, they heard the sound of carnivorous plants chasing after them with their roots.

Wanda was angry and shouted: "We have given you the cigarettes as agreed, what else are you dissatisfied with!"

"Not enough cigarettes! I want more! We want more! More!"

"Fuck!"

Wanda was so angry that she blurted out dirty words, and with her backhand, a ball of chaotic magic hit the carnivorous hell plant.

Dum also reacted quickly, and kept firing the hellfire cannon towards the rear.

Hulk even bent down and grabbed the roots of carnivorous plants that were trying to sneak up on everyone by lurking underground, and pulled hard——

Jingle bells!

Large strings of roots were pulled out together with animal bones buried in the soil.

The carnivorous hell plant is in crisis.

What's more terrible is that when Hulk pulled out the roots of the carnivorous hell plants together with the animal bones in the soil, the undead knights of the hell lords in this area came after receiving the report!

[You have violated hell's smoking cessation regulations!Give up resistance now!accept punishment! 】

Undead knights on undead horses proclaimed to the carnivorous hell plants.

Carnivorous hell plants are just plants after all. I didn't expect human beings to be so cunning. Hearing this, he was taken aback, and was about to resist——

A large group of undead knights rushed down and fixed him all over with long javelins in their hands!

[We are now arresting you in the name of violating the smoking ban in hell!You can slowly think about how to explain to the lord! 】

"No! No! It's not fair! It's not fair at all!"

The carnivorous plant roared in pain: "My smoke was obtained from the group of humans who illegally sneaked into hell! If I am guilty! They are all guilty too! We must be arrested together!"

【them? 】

The undead knights turned their skeleton heads to look at Matthew.

However, since Matthew and the others use the report to count the hell plants, it is naturally impossible to stay where they are and wait for the hell plants to report themselves to the undead knight——

As early as when the undead knights threw long javelins to catch the hell plants, they used their respective skills and ran wildly into the distance!

Seeing this, the hell plant was so angry that the leaves all over its body trembled: "You shameless humans! Shameless humans! You will definitely get retribution! You will definitely—"

[Here is hell! 】

The undead knight reminded the plants sternly: "In hell, retribution is a beautiful word."

"I just want to... just want to..."

Vegetables are angry, but they still want to get rid of the law enforcement officer's javelin and settle accounts with Matthew and others.

It's a pity that it is just a bunch of plants, firmly nailed by the law enforcement javelin, unable to move no matter how hard it struggles.

……

After running wildly, they finally escaped from the scraping prairie covered with carnivorous plants. Matthew and others paused to catch their breath.

Dum said maliciously to Constantine: "As expected of you, you can come up with such a vicious method."

Hearing this, Wanda asked puzzledly, "What are you talking about? I don't understand your—"

"I found a relationship to report the group of plants that blackmailed us..." Constantine said, "in the name of violating hell's no-smoking regulations."

"you……"

Wanda was speechless: "How shameless!"

Constantine smiled and said, "If you want to save face, we are already entangled by plants again."

"All right……"

Wanda sighed helplessly, and looked at Matthew: "What should I do next?"

"The castle is just ahead."

Matthew raised his hand, pointing to the looming high mountain and the rugged black castle on the top of the mountain: "It is our destination."

"Want to climb a mountain?"

"Don't you think we can fly up with a swish?"

Constantine complains about Doom.

Dum: "Not as knowledgeable as you!"

Then he politely asked Wanda: "Beautiful Ms. Wanda, do I have the honor to carry you up the mountain?"

"Dum, you don't have to make the difference between men and women so obvious and extreme."

Wanda, who somehow became the focus, felt uncomfortable and emphasized: "It's good for me to climb the mountain with everyone. If I really need someone to carry me, I—"

"Hulk! Hulk is the strongest!"

Hulk on the side suddenly shouted: "Hulk can carry all of you."

"Uh……"

Because Hulk's speech realized that this suggestion was very feasible, everyone imagined the next four people riding on Hulk, and fell silent in unison.

a long time--

"We can go up the mountain by ourselves."

"Yes, although we are magicians, we are actually very good at sports."

"Hulk should save his strength and use your invincibility in close combat!"

"The Hulk is our most important force!"

……

The four of them rejected Hulk's kindness one after another.

Hulk was rejected, and smiled even more happily: "Hulk really did not choose the wrong friend! You are all Hulk's good friends! Hulk is the happiest!"

"It is also our happiness to be Hulk's good friend."

Constantine brazenly accepts Hulk's friend declaration.

This shameless behavior quickly earned the eyes of the other three people.

……

After a short rest, Yixin continued on his way.

Halfway, they meet a strange man.

He was tied to a rock with a rope made of intestines. His stomach had been cut open, exuding a rotten smell, and he was blind in one eye. The only remaining eye contained hatred and anger.

"Where are you going?"

The man tied to the stone asked Matthew et al.

Matthew doesn't want to talk to men.

But Hulk was innocent. Hearing this, he pointed to the stone castle in the distance with a smile: "Hulk and his friends are going there! Go to the high hills, go to the castle, and find the enemy to get back the precious things!"

"Who is the enemy?"

The man tied to the rock asked Hulk back.

Hulk scratched the back of his head, and replied dejectedly: "I can't remember, his name is very complicated, Hulk can't remember it."

"So you don't know the name of your enemy?"

The man tied to the stone looked at Hulk mockingly, with an evil charm exuding from the depths of his one-eyed eyes: "Untie my rope, and I will take you into the palace on the mountain. I know a safe path leading directly to the palace on the mountain, because I It used to be the master of the palace."

"Once upon a time? How long ago was upon?"

Konstantin looked warily at the man who clearly had malicious intentions.

Hearing this, the man replied with a smile: "If you want to get an answer from me, you should tell me your name first. Only when you show your sincerity will I show the corresponding sincerity."

"I'm afraid you won't want to tell me anything after I say my name." Constantine said meaningfully.

The man was furious and shouted: "Even if you are the most notorious John Constantine in the rumors of hell, I will not be afraid of you!"

"Sorry, he happens to be the John Constantine you mentioned."

Doom was afraid that the world would be chaotic and catch up with the man's words.

"what?"

The man froze.

He, who had been domineering and arrogant just a second ago, had an extremely embarrassing expression on his face at this moment, and his voice was dumbfounded: "Are you Constantine? The real Constantine? John Constantine?"

Matthew was aroused by the man's words, and asked enthusiastically, "Is there a second John Constantine in hell? Of course, I know there is more than one Constantine in hell."

"Hell, of course... why should I tell you the truth! I'm just a hapless demon who was tied to a stone by the usurper after losing his right to rule! In my world, I can say anything but the truth!"

"So if we just set you free, you wouldn't be telling us the truth, would you?"

"Isn't this obvious?"

The man looked at everyone mockingly: "This is hell! What kind of place is hell! Hell is a place where everything exists except virtue! Don't you think that there is goodness and beauty in hell?"

"Goodness and beauty are in heaven, and there are only evil and deceit in hell..." Constantine said without hesitation, "Since this is the case, there is no need for us to waste time here with you."

"Are you going?"

"Why don't you go? Stay here to waste time with you?"

After speaking, Constantine turned around first.

Matthew and the others also turned around.

Even the most innocent Hulk smiled at the man tied to the stone after simple thinking, and turned to leave.

"Wait a minute! You can't go!"

Seeing that Matthew and the others were indeed about to leave, the man shouted loudly: "You stay and let me go! Let me go, and I'll tell you a big secret! It's the scariest and most terrible thing that no one can think of unless I tell it. Dangerous secrets! Secrets about the world!"

"What secret can you have? It's just a new round of deceiving us."

Laughing mockingly, Constantine conjured a cigarette out of nowhere and prepared to light it.

Matthew decisively snatched the cigarette and lighter in his hand, and emphasized: "Smoking is completely banned in hell, if you don't want to be found by the undead knights who enforce the law."

"Cigarettes are already a part of my life. Without cigarettes, I have no fighting spirit."

Constantine quibbles, trying to get the cigarette back from Matthew.

Matthew firmly refused, and asked the man on the stone during the tug-of-war with Constantine: "What secret do you hold?"

"The secret I hold is the most terrifying secret to get Lucifer out of hell... All the demons think that Lucifer left hell because he was tired of hell, but that's not the case. If Lucifer gets tired of hell, he can always Leaving, he left hell because he found what he wanted most in the world outside hell, he left hell, to get what he wanted... Do you want to know what this thing is?"

The man on the stone is well versed in the technique of seduction, and he stopped decisively when he reached the key part, and looked at Matthew and the others meaningfully: "Put me down, and I will tell the secret I have, so that you can also become the holders of the secret." Some..."

"And then be targeted by Lucifer, be nailed to a stone like you, have your stomach cut open, and suffer eternal pain and decay?"

Doom interrupted the man's seduction sternly, and replied: "You are not the first demon to seduce me with similar secrets! I know how despicable and shameless you are, and I will never and will not be fooled again!"

"Have you ever been fooled before?"

The man on the stone watched Doom with interest, his one eye gleaming with the cunning of a viper.

Dum realized that he was being trolled, and decisively put on a straight face, and said to Matthew and others: "Let's go! Don't talk to this bastard again!"

"But what he said interested Hulk, and Hulk wanted to know..."

"If you really listen to him and let him off the rock, the rope will tie you up immediately, like him, until the next lifeless person tries to get you out."

With a slightly teasing and relaxed tone, the demon Crowley wearing sunglasses appeared in front of everyone: "Matthew, long time no see... Miss me?"