[Comprehensive British and American] The vest system of the son of hell

Gotham is a city with a lot of rain.

The moon managed to break through the blockade of the dark clouds, and before the clear light had time to fill the city, another large group of dark clouds surged in, engulfing the moon, calling torrential rain and hailstones.

Boom!Boom!Boom!

The hood of the Batmobile parked at the exit of the alley was rattled by the hail.

Batman, who watched the night alone but was besieged by criminals, managed to repel the thugs. Dragging his left leg pierced by a sharp knife, he walked out of the alley slowly while leaning on the wall. Blood mixed with rainwater and ice cubes spread under his feet.

He took out the Batmobile key with difficulty, and prepared to - "surprise?!"

The "laughing point" who was ambushing in the dark suddenly rushed out from the side, holding a deadly poisonous gas in his hand: "Here you are! Batman!" After the words fell, a large amount of purple poisonous gas was sprayed on Batman's face, with a bit of choking The sweet and weird smell filled Batman's nostrils.

"This is...is..."

"Darling and my latest research can make people laugh until they die in their sleep! Just inhale five milligrams, and you will completely

"Laughing Point" introduced happily, and was about to taunt Batman to his heart's content, when his body suddenly trembled inexplicably, and when he turned around, he saw someone who absolutely shouldn't be here, or "people"!

"You...how are you here! Didn't you already..." "Sorry, I've always been here."

The man with the Bible in his arms but with the reverse cross rosary hanging on his chest smiled gracefully. When he raised his hand, the "smile point" was knocked out by the Bible decorated with gold, silver and precious stones.

"you-

Batman, who had witnessed everything, was stunned for a moment, and it took him a long time to hold back a sentence: "Matthew, when did you become a priest? Or, a pastor?"

"I was blackmailed by Michael, the bird-man angel, and I have to serve the church for free for one month every year."

With that said, Matthew walked up to Batman and held the man whose calf was bleeding profusely: "Go back to the Batcave and let Alfred treat the wound or find a nearby clinic to bandage it?"

Batman, who lost a lot of blood and inhaled the poisonous gas, had to do his best to restrain the urge to laugh wildly caused by the poisonous gas, so that he couldn't answer Matthew's question in complete language. handed him the key to the Batmobile: "The Batmobile......the car..."

"I see."

Matthew accepted the Batmobile key, opened the Batmobile with smooth lines, first stuffed the injured Batman into the passenger seat, then sat in the driver's seat, and said loudly: "Switch to autopilot mode."

【Respected and great master, everything is as you wish. 】

A cold but elegant mechanical sound sounded, and the Batmobile started by itself, driving in the dark night of Gotham.

Batman, who never knew that the Batmobile has this function, raised his eyelids with difficulty, and asked Matthew: "You are right about my car...my car..."

"I didn't modify your car, I just temporarily moved a part of my body into your Batmobile." "A part of your body..."

Batman couldn't understand.

Seeing this, Matthew motioned Batman to look at his legs—and saw more than a dozen slender and transparent tendrils stretching out from under the clergyman's robes, and the other end of the tendrils was firmly attached to the driving system of the Batmobile , using high-speed information exchange that cannot be captured by human vision to complete the extremely difficult and precise driving operation.

"I accepted the real me," Matthew said, "not a man or a god, just pure raw darkness." "But...but..."

Batman tried to express his shock in words. Before he finished speaking, Matthew raised his left hand, and pressed his ring finger and middle finger against his throat. Immediately afterwards, a moist and warm feeling wrapped around his neck, and he felt comfortable. A cloud of purple mist spewed from Batman's mouth, and the urge to laugh that had to be suppressed with all his strength disappeared without a trace.

"This... This is again... It is..." "I got the poison gas out of your body." Matthew said expressionlessly.

Not sure if it was an illusion caused by the virus remaining in his body, Batman looked at Matthew, and found that half of his cheek was reflected in the water and neon lights, and half of his face was illuminated by the dim light in the car, looking strange and divine.

"you.

"what?"

"...How long are you going to stay in Gotham?"

After much deliberation, Batman finally asks the insincere question.Matthew smiled and said, "I'm in Gotham anytime." "What do you mean?"

"I'm sitting here, next to you, but I'm also in other corners of the world," Matthew said. "My life has changed."

"Are you non-human now?"

Batman looked wary.

Matthew: "I'm not human." "But you—"

"The me in the past, you can understand it as a mimetic vest after self-hypnosis."

While talking, the Batmobile arrived at the Batcave. Alfred, who received the news in advance, opened the car door and helped the injured Batman. He was about to thank Matthew who sent the master back to the Batcave, but found that there was no one in the driver's seat.do

this………"

"The robe is gone, or in other words, the Matthew we know has never existed." Batman looked at the night sky that had returned to clear at some time, and expressed his heartfelt emotion.

London, three o'clock in the afternoon, the weather is gloomy.

Konstantin, who had finally finished his exorcism work, skillfully put his hands in the pockets of his windbreaker and walked out of the apartment with a cigarette in his mouth. He was about to find a place to have a drink or two. When he looked up, he saw a familiar yet unfamiliar figure standing under the traffic lights at the opposite intersection.

Matthew?

what's up with this guy

Constantine threw the cigarette into the trash can with his backhand, ready to leave in the opposite direction.

At this time, the red light turned green, Matthew crossed the road with the crowd, came to Constantine, and took the initiative to say hello to Constantine

: "Hey~"

"Hey………"

Constantine, who had nowhere to evade, squeezed out a smile very reluctantly, and then immediately put on Matthew's shoulder pretending to be enthusiastic:

"Where have you been recently? I can't even find you with tracking magic, as if you have left all the universes I know."

"Yes, I have left all the universes you know." Matthew replied with a bright smile.

Constantine: "Huh?! Then you-"

"I'm in the 616 hell universe, and every universe you know," Matthew said, "'Fate' gave me a multiple-choice question, and I didn't know which option was the right one so I wouldn't regret it, so I simply Change your own form of existence so that you can exist in multiple universes at the same time."

"Avatar?

"It's not an avatar, because every me in every universe is the real me." At this point, Matthew grinned, as gentle as the afternoon sun.

But Constantine was covered in cold sweat: "You mean...you mean...such a thing...how can such a thing..."

"Existence is reasonable, isn't it?" "But this is also—unacceptable?"

"No, I just feel... think... will you take care of me in the future?"

Constantine, who quickly figured it out, had a utilitarian smile on his face: "Thanks to the gift of the first fallen, I became your biological father."

"What do you say?"

Matthew did not answer Constantine's question directly, but went to the newsstand on the side of the road, bought a pack of cigarettes, and handed it to Cons

Tan Ding: "Until the cigarette factory of this brand goes bankrupt, I will always take care of you, or you will succeed in quitting smoking."

"Really?"

"This is our agreement."

"Then I will only smoke this brand of cigarettes from now on."

Constantine smiled briskly, accepted the cigarette, and watched Matthew disappear into the busy streets of London.He knew that Matthew had entered another dimension.

Ah Choo!Ah Choo! "

New York, on the top of tall buildings, Spider-Man, who has not closed his eyes for several days in order to track criminals, is sleepy, cold and hungry, and is considering whether to take time off to buy a roast sausage across the street, when suddenly a cup of warm coffee is stretched out behind him , and a Big Mac Burger Burger.

"Thanks, I'll remember - Matthew!"

Spider-Man pulled down his mask in surprise, and looked at the man standing in the morning wind: "Hey! Dude! Why didn't you notify us in advance when you returned to New York? Tony and the others have been talking about you, especially Thor, Hulk and others. There is Steve, they miss you very much, and they are unwilling to tell us what happened to them in the dead Asgard until now, I have seriously doubted whether you have..."

"I'm back."

Matthew gently interrupted Spider-Man's chatter, sat down on the floor, pointed to the three ghostly shadows in the opposite office building and said, "Are you following them?"

"Yes, they are involved in multiple crimes of robbery and theft, and my investigation results show that they are also deeply involved in

Through local smugglers, they lure ordinary people living in poverty in Southeast Asia and South America onto ships in the name of going to work in the United States. After the ship docks, these poor, deceived people are sent to black-hearted farms and factories in trucks, and locked up in iron bars. Chain warehouses, eating expired food dug out of trash cans, working at least twelve hours a day with high intensity, and still not getting paid...

The more Spider-Man spoke, the angrier he became, wishing to uproot Sombra and the criminal group behind them immediately, and rescue the victims who were in dire straits.

Matthew looked at the indignant Spider-Man quietly until he finished speaking, and asked slowly: "Peter, do you think the world is fair now?"

"Very unfair."

Want to change the world? "

"of course."

Having said that, Spider-Man stood up and smiled brightly towards the rising sun: "Uncle Ben said that with great power comes great responsibility. Fate made me Spider-Man, so I should use my power to do something for my world." Things. This world is very big, and injustice and darkness are almost everywhere. Maybe I can’t make the world better if I spend my whole life, but at least the world won’t become worse because of me.”

"So you became Spider-Man and I..."

Before the words fell, Matthew's figure turned into golden dust and was about to go with the wind.

Spider-Man was in a hurry and rushed up, trying to hold Matthew's gradually transparent hand, but what he grabbed was a silver-black business card with a line of embossed cursive characters printed on it-Welcome to the Light.

"...This is your invitation to me?" Spider-Man looked up and asked Matthew.

Matthew smiled, his body completely dissolved in the sunlight.

Thor, I think I must be crazy!I actually took the initiative to put down the wine and drama in Asgard, and accompany you to this desolate alien desert where there are no people, looking for a legendary magician who may not exist at all! "

Under the scorching sun, Loki, who was about to be evaporated by the desert, complained while chasing Thor who was striding forward: "...Didn't you hear my complaint! I'm too tired to walk! You stop and wait Wait for me! Or find a shady place and lay a blanket on the wine for... oh! Odin! What did I see! A bar! A bar! A bar in the desert!"

Seeing the bar, Loki, who was tortured half to death by the heat, immediately revived. While reminding Thor to "be careful, maybe it's an illusion", he walked into the post-modernist bar full of alien creatures very honestly. Rushing to the log-colored streamlined bar: "What drinks are there?"

"You can drink whatever you want, as long as you can afford it."

The bartender who was wiping the glass looked up, with a bright and familiar smile: "Rocky--" "Matthew! Why are you here! This is..."

Shocked, Loki turns to run away.

However, just at the moment of saying hello, the laws of physics in the bar have changed, and Rocky felt as if his legs were welded into the floor, unable to move: "You...you..."

"This is the light."

Matthew raised his hand, under the dim light, there seemed to be thousands of stars in his eyes.

Loki couldn't help but stared blankly, then immediately recovered, and said to the carefree Thor beside him: "We must leave here immediately!"

"why?

"It's not safe here!"

"There is no place that is safer than here. This is the Light, and it is also Hell Universe No. 616." The man who spoke was a man with a pair of white wings on his back, handsome and brilliant like an angel.

Sitting next to Loki, facing the part-time bartender Matthew, holding a whiskey glass in his left hand and a cigarette in his right hand, he showed off to the god brothers who have not figured out the situation so far: "Michael claims to be omniscient and omnipotent, but until today I don’t know that the truth that Pao sees is the truth after my interference.”

"-So you deliberately added pieces of Memphis to Matthew's soul for the help of 'fate and death'? The active involvement of madness and desire is also in your calculation, Lucifer?"

Following these words, another handsome man with wings behind him walked into the Light Bar, stood in front of the bar, and said softly, "Please give me a glass of water."

"The Bar of Light does not provide clean water unless you are-"

Matthew looked up and looked at the Archangel who came here with a smile: "Welcome to the Light, the omniscient and omnipotent Archangel, Michael."

"Hello, the Son of Darkness who was born in primordial chaos, and the real Hell Universe No. 616."

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