[Comprehensive British and American] The vest system of the son of hell

"Matthew, this is delicious, I'll share it with you."

Seeing Matthew, the Shark King deliberately took out a complete piece of bright meat and handed it to him with a smile.

"No, I'm not hungry right now."

Matthew comforted the Shark King softly, walked through the rat frenzy, and walked up to the Harley Quinn who was still beating the female ghost in red: "Harry, you have already beaten her to death."

"So fast?"

Harry was a little surprised, took back the blood-soaked sledgehammer, and ran through his hair: "Matthew, why are you here?"

"Superman heard their cry for help and brought me along."

Afterwards, Matthew said to the mouse catcher outside the barrier, "Can you send all your mouse friends away?"

"Ok."

The mouse catcher activated her ability again, and the mice that had densely packed the entire secret room just a second ago disappeared without a trace.

Matthew breathed a sigh of relief, threw a magic spell, and locked the female ghost in red with her last breath: "Harry, Poison Ivy, Nanase, we must leave now."

"Let's go now?"

Harry hasn't had enough.

She likes the sense of lawlessness.

Matthew: "The hospital thing is over, Superman is outside."

"All right……"

Knowing that Superman was outside the hospital, Harley stopped insisting immediately, and walked out of the secret room with a sledgehammer and poison ivy, and the Shark King also followed out biting his leg bones.

Matthew glanced at the female ghost in red who was beaten into a bloody mess by Harry: "Is she still alive?"

【You... What are you guys? 】

"I want to know more about you."

After finishing speaking, Matthew waved, took back the glass bottle that sealed the female ghost in red, and walked out of the secret room.

After the three parties reconciled, they returned to the Planet Hotel together.

……

"So, the female ghost in red is also caused by the black box?"

After listening to the conversation between Matthew and the dying female ghost in red in the sealed bottle, Batman was very surprised.

Matthew: "In any case, we have found all the black boxes brought into the metropolis by Brother Jimmy, and recovered the items that may cause damage. It is also a gratification."

"I don't think so."

Luthor, who completed the preliminary research, entered the hotel room through the lifting glass wall: "There are still eight hours before the start of Connor and Tim's engagement banquet announced by the 'Kryptonite Man', and at least a hundred people have poured into the metropolis." Super villains, although most of them are afraid of the existence of Superman and dare not destroy the metropolis, but—"

"I know what you're worried about..." Batman said, "Until this incident is successfully concluded, I will stay in Metropolis and maintain law and order here."

"The situation here is beyond a Batman's control!"

Luther yelled: "The latest news, the clown has left Arkham and entered Metropolis!"

"what!"

Almost everyone in the room exclaimed.

This is definitely the worst possible outcome!

clown!

coming!

Come to Metropolis!

"He must be caught immediately..." said Superman, "he will destroy the peace of Metropolis."

"Of course..." Batman said, "I will assist you."

"I'll help you catch my little pudding too! No, it's my ex-boyfriend."

Harley Quinn puffed out her chest in resentment.

She has made up her mind to break up with the clown, she is sure that she and her past have long been broken.

"Harry, do you need my help?" Poison Ivy asked excitedly.

You know, the clown is her biggest rival in love.

"certainly--"

Harley Quinn's eyes rolled: "There are so many heroes helping, I believe the clown should be caught soon."

"Yes, I believe so, too."

……

The Joker didn't come to Metropolis alone.

Smiles are by his side.

The whole thing started ten days ago.

Ten days ago, Laughing Point received an email that Connor and Tim were about to get engaged in the Metropolis and Batman and Superman would attend the engagement ceremony.

As a high-intelligence beauty, she immediately realized that this was a good opportunity to take the clown out of Arkham, so she paid close attention to Batman's movements, and at the same time planned a jailbreak operation. the next day.

Laughing's escape plan was very successful, but when she told the Joker, who had easily left Arkham again, that Batman was currently presiding over the engagement of his adopted son and Superboy in the Metropolis—

"My dear Batman actually went to the Metropolis! And going to the wedding! So cute! I must prepare a big gift for them!"

The clown was beaming with excitement, and told the laughing point a secret: "In a certain port warehouse in Metropolis, there are things that I couldn't use when I visited Metropolis last time. There are lead plates on the inside of the warehouse, and Superman won't Discover."

"Then we-"

"Yes! Go to the Metropolis immediately! Robin and Superboy are married, how can the clown not attend-"

Before the words were finished, the two hit it off and drove the helicopter they had snatched to the metropolis.

However, the sky above the metropolis is covered with surveillance drones of the Lex Group. Gotham's helicopter just entered the airspace of the metropolis when it was attacked by surveillance drones because it could not provide identification, and the plane crashed into the sea near the port.

Eight hours later, the clown who fell into the water and Laughing Point finally entered the metropolis and took out the "big gift" that the clown had hidden in an abandoned port warehouse.

"With this gift, the entire metropolis can rise into the sky with a 'boom'... and our Batman, after seeing this scene, will definitely turn blue with anger and tremble all over—"

The clown happily told the laughing point: "After being forced to this point, can he still stick to his principle of not killing?"

"How do you know if you don't try?" The clown unconditionally obeyed with a smirk.

The clown is in a happier mood.

He looked around, ready to—

"Don't move!"

"Hands up! Stand against the wall!"

"We are the police!"

……

The siren sounded together with the roar of the police. The clown looked up and glanced at the Metropolitan policemen who surrounded him and the laughing points. A shuddering smile appeared on his face with exaggerated makeup.

"Gentlemen of the police, you have arrived in time."

The clown raised his hand in feigned obedience.

The poor Metropolitan police didn't know that the guy who was dressed like a clown standing in front of them was a real Gotham clown. They thought the gangster would be caught without a fight, so they walked towards the clown with handcuffs and guns in hand, saying Keep reminding: "Don't move around! Our bullets don't have eyes!"

"Gentlemen of the police, my girlfriend and I just happened to pass by here, and we are never prepared to do bad things, if you don't believe it——"

Bang!

A yellow-green liquid spurts out suddenly.

The Metropolitan Police in the front row were caught off guard and turned around to attack their teammates.

Da da da!Da da da!

The port quickly fell into a state of melee.

Standing in the bloody port, the clown smiled unhappily: "I have to say, the metropolis is a boring city, and even the cops are a bunch of trash."

"Honey, shall we go find Superman?"

Laughing looked at the clown with a smile on his face, and pretended to be casual: "I heard that Harley is here too, and she is Batman's friend now."

"Harley befriends Batman? Hahaha! That joke is not funny at all!"

The clown put on a straight face, and accompanied by a smile, he strolled through the scrambled abandoned port and walked towards the bustling urban area of ​​the metropolis.

……

"Have you found any trace of the clown?"

Knowing that the clown has entered the metropolis, not only Batman showed a nervous look, but Superman's expression also became very serious. Together, they looked at Luthor, who has always firmly controlled the entire metropolis.

Luther sneered: "Don't look at me like that, I've never been with him."

"I know you don't like him..." Batman said, "You skip the Joker when you organize the Legion of Doom."

"Because he is a complete lunatic, even I don't want a lunatic in the team who will suddenly go crazy and attack his companions indiscriminately..."

Luther said, "This guy is always giving me trouble."

"You haven't worked together before?"

Superman looked at Luthor in surprise.

As far as he knew, Luthor had a close relationship with the Joker.

Luther: "If business cooperation is considered cooperation, the clown and I have had several business contacts."

"All right……"

Superman accepts Luthor's explanation.

Batman continued to contact Ah Fu who stayed behind Batman: "Is there anyone responsible for the damage caused by the clown's escape?"

"Masters are dealing with this matter..." A Fu said, "Wayne Group has also assigned someone to take charge of the process regarding financial compensation."

"Thank you, Fu."

"This is what I should do."

After saying this, the butler Alfred suddenly smiled and said to Tim and Connor standing behind Batman: "I wish you happiness in advance."

"thanks……"

The two young men smiled knowingly at the same time.

Later, Batman determined that it was Joker's new girlfriend Joker who helped the clown escape from prison, and Joker has sneaked into the metropolis with the clown, and may cause damage at any time.

"It seems that the trouble this time is bigger than expected."

Batman laughed at himself, turned his head and saw Harley Quinn leaning against the door with a hammer: "Harry, you—"

"I heard that my dear ex-boyfriend brought his current ex-boyfriend to Metropolis..." Halle complained, chewing gum, "Do you think they are going to settle accounts with you and ask me to settle the past?"

"This one……"

"The clown doesn't have time to look for me, but the smile is different."

Harley asked and answered by herself: "She always thinks that I am the clown's ex, and I have a place in the clown's heart that is not inferior to her. Well, I do have a place in the clown's heart that is not inferior to her. After all, she and I The sum is less than one percent of your weight in his heart."

"I?"

Batman choked a little.

Harley Quinn snorted disdainfully: "Little Bat, don't say that you never knew that he valued you more than anyone else! He has always regarded you as the reverse of his silver coin."

"thanks for your reminder."

Batman looked at Harley Quinn very speechlessly.

But it can't be his fault.

Even Batman wouldn't be happy or honored to be told in public that "you're the one for the Joker."

Even if it is true.

Seeing that the atmosphere was extremely tense, "Crack! Crack! Crack!" Luthor applauded suddenly, then turned around and said to Batman, "I have good news for you, Batman, we found the Joker."

"where is it?"

"An abandoned port in the Eastern District..." Luthor said, "A team of police patrols accidentally confronted him, and all of them have turned into corpses."

"My God!"

All the young heroes present gasped when they heard this.

Batman looked cold: "Is he still in the port?"

"My drone told me that he and Laughing Point have left..." Luthor said, "lip reading shows that the clown once placed a powerful weapon in a secret warehouse in this abandoned port. Take this weapon and come to the port purposely."

"And then kill the policemen who tried to stop him?"

"He has no legal concepts, to be precise, he has no moral common sense as a human being."

"All right……"

Batman sighed: "The families of the policemen who unfortunately died at the hands of the clown tonight will receive a special pension from the Wayne Group."

"You want to use this to make yourself feel better?"

Luther looked at Batman mockingly.

Batman was silent.

Seeing this, Superman stood up to defend Batman: "Luthor, the guy who sent the email to the Joker is the culprit of everything, you shouldn't criticize Batman."

"But if he can kill the clown with one shot earlier, countless lives in Gotham and Metropolis will be saved!" Luthor sneered, "You wouldn't be so naive as to think that the weapon the clown hides in the warehouse is a toy gun Bar?"

"Even if it is a toy gun, it will become a powerful weapon in the hands of the clown." Harley Quinn added, "But I am not worried about being the target of the clown, rather than punishing my betrayal, torturing Batman and Superman It is obviously more satisfying for the clown's bad taste."

"And when necessary, I can also reduce the possible casualties of the Metropolis by cooperating with the clown..." Luther said nonchalantly, "After all, we were good friends who planned the conspiracy together."

"Uh..." Superman choked on Luthor's confession and couldn't say a word.

Batman raised his head at this moment, and told Luthor sternly: "I will never betray my principle of not killing."

"Even if doing so can save countless lives?"

Luther looked at Batman tit for tat.

Batman shook his head and said: "You are wrong, if I violate the principle of no killing, the world will only become worse, because I will become a more dangerous existence than the clown if I break the principle of no killing, and may even become a new joker!" bat."

"All right……"

Luther reluctantly accepted Batman's explanation, and raised his hand to look at the time: "There are still six hours before the official start of the engagement banquet. As the fathers of the children, we cannot miss the engagement ceremony, but if no one stops the clown, Let the clown walk into the engagement...we all know what's going to happen."

Hearing this, the starfish Canro standing on Batman's shoulder raised his tentacles excitedly: "Dad, please use Canluo to your heart's content at this moment... Canluo will help you deal with the nasty clown—"

Deadshot said without hesitation: "Participating in the engagement activities of superheroes does not match my identity and temperament. I would rather lie in ambush on the top floor of the building opposite the wedding venue."

"Do you want to be a sniper? Add me."

Bloodsport blurted out.

"But I want to attend the engagement party of Superman's son and Batman's son."

Zooey looked at Deadshooter eagerly: “Dad, can I participate?”

"Zoe, this engagement party may--"

"dad……"

There were tears in Zooey's eyes.

Deadshooter was hit in the weak spot immediately, touched his daughter's hair, and said to Batman and Superman fiercely: "You must be responsible for Zoe's safety! If she loses a hair, I will hunt you down until the end of the world!"

"We will do everything in our power to protect the Metropolis and everyone who lives in the Metropolis."

Superman tells Deadshot sincerely.

Deathshooter snorted, but did not answer.

Afterwards, the others also made corresponding adjustments and prepared, and the troops were divided into three groups:

Superman, Batman and Luthor lead the young heroes who must attend the engagement banquet to the engagement site under the heavy protection of the strongest security forces of the Lex Group;

Some members of the Suicide Squad ambushed in the area around the engagement banquet to prevent possible remote attacks by super villains;

The remaining people are responsible for tracking the clown and monitoring the changes in the metropolitan area.

Matthew chose to track the clown and monitor the metropolis on the grounds that—

"Most of the heroes and villains who attended the engagement banquet didn't know me, and most of those who knew my name had suffered under Constantine."

"I understand how you feel."

Superman patted Matthew on the shoulder sincerely, and handed the emergency contact device into his hand: "When you encounter troubles that cannot be solved, remember to press the emergency contact device. After receiving the message, I will try my best to arrive immediately. "

"Thank you, Superman."

Matthew accepted Superman's gift with a smile.

Afterwards, Matthew formed a temporary activity team with Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, who was also unwilling to attend the engagement, and Shark King, who had a peculiar appearance and could easily cause riots at the engagement scene, and began to search for traces of clowns in the metropolis.

"Matthew, you really don't plan to attend our engagement ceremony?"

Connor looked at Matthew reluctantly.

Matthew smiled and took out the scrap iron that was said to be a fragment of King Arthur's Sword of the Lake from Doctor Strange: "This is an engagement gift I prepared. I am not sure if it is a fragment of the Sword of the Lake."

"Thanks, but—"

"Compared to attending the engagement banquet, I hope that your engagement banquet will go smoothly."

After speaking, Matthew opened the window and left, joining the team of Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy and Shark King who were one step ahead.

……

"Hey!"

Matthew quickly caught up with Harley Quinn and the others: "Why didn't you wait for me?"

"We thought you would prefer to appear with them at the engagement banquet..." Harley Quinn said, holding the hammer, "You are different from us."

"Really? Am I different from you?"

Matthew was a little surprised: "What's the difference?"

"We are all notorious villains, and you are not..." Harley Quinn said, "Although I have not planned large-scale destruction for several years."

"But every time we go on a mission, we cause mass casualties..." Poison Ivy added, "and even Batman can't guarantee that we'll continue to do bad things after we leave Suicide Squad."

"so what?"

Matthew said very naturally: "I am friends with you because I like you, and it has nothing to do with whether you are heroes or villains."

"Matthew likes Shark King?"

Shark? Not so good at thinking? Wang only understood "I like you" and smiled so white that his teeth gleamed in the sun.

"Yes, I like you very much."

"really?"

The clown girl was so happy that she laughed and cried: "Matthew, I like you too. I liked you the first time I saw you. In fact, I don't understand why I liked you the first time I saw you." , probably because you are colorful and shining in my eyes."

"Am I shining in your eyes?"

"Yes, like gems, shining beautifully."

Harley Quinn told Matthew very definitely.

When Poison Ivy heard this, she couldn't help being jealous: "What about me? What do you think I look like? Harley?"

"You? You are an emerald with beautiful red flowers."

"You like me like this?"

"if not?"

Harley Quinn hugged the poison ivy and kissed it like no one else was there.

The Shark King looked at them enviously: "The Shark King also wants to kiss... The Shark King wants Constantine..."

"John Constantine has left the Metropolis."

As he said that, Matthew took out five dollars and bought a pair of red balloons and handed them to Shark King: "When you miss him, put a red balloon, and he will know that you are thinking about him when he sees it."

"really?"

"of course--"

"Liar! Madman! Lying magician!"

The sound of laughter suddenly sounded, and then, the enchanting purple beauty wearing hot makeup appeared in front of Matthew and others.

"Hey--"

Xiaodian greeted Harley: "I am Xiaodian, the new sister-in-law of the Clown Gang, Harley, you are now in the past tense."

"No, no, laugh, you got a very important point wrong."

Harry raised her finger and said emphatically, "I dumped the clown, not the clown dumped me!"

"Then again—"

"Whether you can accept it or not, you are a taker..." Harley said, "The clown lost me, so he asked you to be his girlfriend."

"Harry, I know you can't accept the fact that you were abandoned by the clown! So you made up so many lies to yourself! I don't blame you and I won't be angry with you, I just want to tell you that I am now the clown's girlfriend , you have become a thing of the past!"

"Whatever, I don't care!"

Accompanied by a frivolous and exaggerated tone, Harley Quinn raised a sledgehammer and hit the laughing point: "I just don't like the way you brag and show off in front of me!"

"And said you don't care about clowns!"

With a smile, he threw out the poisonous mist while backing away: "Harry, you really can't accept the reality! You are a loser! No matter how many new partners you find, you can't get rid of the shadow of being abandoned by the clown! Hahaha——"

Before the laughter was over, the point of laughter was caught by poison ivy.

"Harry is my girlfriend, if you dare to bully Harley, you are against me!"

While speaking, a gorgeous poisonous flower bloomed from the poison ivy's shoulder.

She is going to use this poisonous flower to let Xiaodian know the price of hurting Harley.

only--

"Wow... Ladies, did I interrupt your happiness... Hahaha...hahaha—"

The weird and maniacal laughter that hit the soul sounded out of thin air, and the clown who made the whole Gotham frightened made a high-profile appearance.