After the stupid beauty became the queen

My wife is an idiot, so there are more things to worry about.For example, shampoo and conditioner cannot be bought in sets.

Lin Yuan: "Do you still need conditioner when you wash your hair?"

Xi Quan: "Why not? Don't you feel comfortable when you run out of hair?"

Lin Yuan: ...Okay.

Then when they went to the supermarket together to buy some new daily necessities for Lin Yuan who had officially lived in Xi Quan's house, Xi Quan took a set of toiletries by the way.Everything from body wash to shampoo.

Lin Yuan: "Why do you buy so many?"

Xi Quan: "It smells good."

Lin Yuan didn't quite understand his pursuit of romance, but he soon tasted the sweetness.Every time after taking a bath, Xi Quan couldn't help leaning close to him and smelling it like a puppy, and then he was fired up, never tired of it.

Linyuan: It is indeed a good thing.

Really fragrant.

As for why he later took care not to buy a complete set of toiletries.That's because once after Xi Quan washed his hair, he always said that he felt that his hair was not washed clean, and the shampoo didn't foam for some reason.

I looked at the two bottles of shampoo and conditioner that looked similar. The conditioner bottle was covered with water, which was obviously used, but the shampoo was clean.

Lin Yuan: ...it's better not to buy a complete set, they look too much alike, it's a severe test for an idiot.

The water in the toilet turned red, and the idiot cried and howled: "I'm going to die, woo woo woo woo."

Lin Yuan: "I just ate dragon fruit today."

Xi Quan: "Is that so?"

Xi Quan: "Isn't there no blue life and death love?"

Lin Yuan: ... What are you looking forward to?

Lin Yuan: "Wake up, we're on a sand sculpture studio, not a dog bloody literature studio."

Xi Quan: "Oh."

"The sun is so comfortable!" The little idiot groaned on the balcony, "I want you to bask with me."

Lin Yuan: "But there is only one deck chair on the balcony."

In the end, they sunbathed together, and the little idiot nestled in Lin Yuan's arms, and fell asleep warmly.

On the mall page, Xi Quan took a fancy to an interesting apron and wanted to wear it as a gift for Lin Yuan on Valentine's Day.

But he forgot that all the accounts of himself and Linyuan are shared, and Linyuan, who bought supplies on the website, quickly noticed this record.The big bad wolf secretly changed into another more exciting clothes.

Xi Quan who received the courier: "Why does it feel smaller than I imagined, forget it, let's talk about it after wearing it."

Then Lin Yuan, who was pinched back, caught him straight.

Just... I regret it, woo woo, my waist is so sore...

Xi Quan couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, got up and sat in the living room for a long time.He has been working on his dissertation these days.Parents already knew about him and Lin Yuan, and they didn't say anything.

But Linyuan went out because of business matters, and will not come back until next week.

Suddenly miss him so much...

Eat something and go to sleep.

Lin Yuan came back, gave Xi Quan a kiss before going to bed, looking very tired.

Xi Quan wants to cook a big meal, but that's him in the dualistic imagination, and the reality is that he doesn't know anything about cooking.

So when Lin Yuan woke up, Xi Quan only cooked him a bowl of hot noodles.The eggs have been scattered, the noodles are a bit mushy, and the salt is less, but the sesame oil is very fragrant.

"Is it tasty?"

"It's delicious, the best thing I've ever eaten."

--------------------

The author has something to say:

Last bit.

That's it, thank you for your company and support along the way~