Days of Love with Tyrannosaurus Rex

When he opened the door, Noah was sitting in the entrance waiting for him with his slippers in his mouth.

Eli squeezed the paternity test report into a ball, touched the excited Noah casually, put on the slippers it sent over, but his mind was not on it, he even burned his hands when he went to the kitchen to make dinner, and then He put his hand under the faucet heavily, and stared at the rushing water for a while.

Noah followed him quietly, looking at his dark blue emotions, he lowered his head sadly.

Is Noah really human?

Eli has been thinking about this question all the time. For some reason, in his heart, the yes or no question of this question even exceeds the relationship between Noah and that mysterious research institute.

"woo woo woo woo"

Eli looked down, and Noah turned himself into a colorful caterpillar, wriggling comically on the ground, flapping its tiny wings, trying to amuse him.Eli made it stand up and put his hand on top of its head: "Noah, are you human?"

Noah tilted his head in doubt. It could understand the question in the sentence, but it didn't understand what Eli was questioning.It didn't want Eli to be unhappy, so it shook its head sadly, licked his side face with its tongue, and leaned its head into his arms.

"You're acting like a baby again," Eli laughed helplessly, "I don't believe you're an ordinary dinosaur."

After finishing speaking, he frowned again, and was stunned for a while, until the lid of the pot where the meat was cooking began to make noises, and then he came back to his senses, put all the meat into a large basin dedicated to Noah, cooled it with cold water Pass it to Noah.

Noah happily began to eat the meat with big mouthfuls. It was completely the way a wild beast tears its prey. The sharp teeth easily tore off all the meat attached to the bones, and then wolfed it down into his stomach.Eli stood by to watch it finish, and when it was done it turned back expectantly, staring at the second pot, drooling.

Eli was inexplicably dissatisfied with the way it ate.

Regardless of whether it's a real human or not, this little guy—oh no, it should be called a big guy now—has a whole set of human genes in his body, at least he's half... how can half a human eat so rudely?

Eli felt a very indescribable sense of responsibility, as if picking up someone else's son, but not educating him well.So after the second pot of meat came out of the oven, he brought the meat to the dining table in the living room under Noah's anxious gaze, ordered it to sit down so that it wouldn't steal, and then began to make his own supper.

Noah was aggrieved and greedy, he didn't understand what he had done wrong, he sat in the living room and kept whining, just like a child who was robbed of candy, whining that Eli was the first and the second big , quickly prepared his own food and placed it on the other side of Noah's bowl.

Eli dragged out the chair from the dining table, patted the surface of the chair, and said, "Sit!"

Noah walked around the chair hesitantly, and then looked up to observe Eli's color carefully. After confirming that the dark blue had begun to warm up, he carefully stepped onto the chair.

The chair was too small for it, and it could barely stand on its side, and it was impossible to sit down.It thought it was a new way of punishment, and looked into Eli's eyes pitifully. Eli stroked his chin and looked at it for a long time. He picked up Noah's long tail and let it pass through the gap between the chair and the back of the chair. , the thickest part of the hind limbs supports the whole body, the forelimbs can just touch the tabletop, and the tail can swing freely. It is a serious "sit".

Noah was still overjoyed that Eli stroked his tail, and Eli was already on to the next lesson.He knocked on the table to bring Noah back to his senses, stuffed the food bowl into its forelimbs, let it hold it with its forelimbs, and said, "It's ready to eat."

Noah quickly grasped the key word "eat", his eyes lit up, and he began to gobble it up very quickly.Eli picked up the magazine on the table and patted it on the head: "Stop!"

Noah was wronged to the extreme this time, and the meat in his mouth hadn't been swallowed yet, tears came out.Eli sat down next to it, picked up his own plate, he took a bite, and let Noah take a bite. At first, Noah would swallow it in one bite. After being stared at by Eli for several times, it finally learned to eat a piece of meat. Chew a few more times before swallowing, took a bite, and glanced at Yi Lai, seeing that Yi Lai's color was getting redder and redder, he was also happy, feeling that today's meat was extraordinarily delicious.

After the second pot of meat was finished, Eli asked Noah to stand up in the living room again, and brought out the third pot.

Eli also arranged the food bowl and patted the chair: "Sit."

Noah understood this time, and jumped onto the chair excitedly. Before he sat down, the chair under him creaked and creaked, and he moved a few times on the chair in doubt, and the chair quickly cracked , the wood scattered all over the place.

"Wow!"

Noah, who fell to the ground, fell to the ground like a piece of porcelain, with the tip of his tail still wrapped around the food bowl on the table.

Eli: "..."

He had no choice but to take down the basin, supervised Noah to eat the whole basin of meat at a relatively normal speed, and then stroked its swollen belly. As a reward, he played with it for a while with the cat teaser.

"If you really will become a human in the end, I will teach you all the survival skills of human society, and then let you choose whether to go or stay," Eli said, "If you have always been a dinosaur, when you grow up to After you are taller than me, I will send you into the belly of the forest and build a wooden house there to hide you secretly. Okay?"

Noah couldn't understand, it still didn't understand Eli's feelings when he said this, all he could think about was why Eli didn't want to take a bath with it.It desperately wanted to get into the bathroom, but Eli was determined and blocked its way with a towel: "Hey, you bastard, you can't take a bath with your parents forever!"

Noah is heartbroken, and taking a bath with Eli is the happiest moment for him every day. Only when taking a bath, will his mate with a strange shape take off a bit of skin that cannot protect him, and then he will feel hot and hairy all over his body. Soft, becoming so fragile and beautiful, even the air will be filled with his unique sweet fragrance, making it as intoxicated as drunk every time.But at this moment, the gate of heaven slammed mercilessly in front of it, and the sound of water that made people feel happy came from inside, and it could only watch helplessly as Eli's color became more and more red...

So Noah started scratching at the door in desperation.

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"It's so noisy!" A piece of soap slammed on the back of the door.

Noah paused for a second, remembering the magazines, newspapers, towels, slippers that Eli used to beat him... But he was still desperate, trying to win the last bit of rights as a male dinosaur, with his tail wrapped around the doorknob, trying to get the locked When the door was unscrewed, he called Eli inside with the saddest tone, trying to impress him with a humble gesture.Soon, it felt Eli walking towards it with strides. Before its eyes could light up, the door was pulled open with a bang, and it fell on the bathroom door and fell at Eli's feet. .

The wet Eli patted its head with the slippers angrily: "Sit down!"

Noah took a deep breath of the mist-filled air, feeling the familiar sense of electrified happiness.It looked at Eli eagerly, and sat down by the bathroom door.

Eli closed its almost drooling mouth and poked its index finger at the top of its mouth, and it stared at the limp finger, cross-eyed.

"...Pfft," Eli was amused by the cross-eyed eyes, but soon coughed twice, stared at it seriously, and said every word: "Quiet, keep quiet, don't make noise."

Noah: "Woooooh..."

The subsequent begging for mercy was wiped out in Eli's eyes.

To frighten it, Eli made him sit down with his slippers on, and closed the bathroom door again.His injuries haven't fully healed yet, so he can only take a bath carefully. After washing for half an hour, Noah finally calmed down after leaving the slippers behind. He squatted quietly at the door. door, seeing Noah wagging his tail obediently.

He always felt that something was wrong.

But after looking around for a week, he didn't seem to find any damage done by Noah, so Eli took off the slippers, touched the place where it was beaten today, and boasted: "Good boy."

Noah followed behind him, licking his bathrobe-exposed legs inch by inch.

In the evening, Eli smashed the results of the paternity test, thought for a long time, and worked out a detailed Noah training plan.

The plan is divided into two parts, one part is its basic training as a "human", and the other part is its survival training as a "dinosaur".

The people in the research institute have listed the town as suspicious. He is not sure how long he can protect Noah. He must seize every minute and every second to help Noah grow, whether it is growing into a qualified human being or Qualified dinosaur.

He threw away all the props used to train the dog, and made a new chair for Noah himself with the wound that was not healed. He also made him a large dinosaur toothbrush, a bow that can be hung on the wings, and There is a blackboard for teaching.

Noah followed him every step of the way, watching Eli busy in and out in doubt, and licked the very strange-looking brush when he was not paying attention. The taste was very strange, and it spit out quickly. come out.

Not tasty at all.

Just thinking about licking something else, Eli's angry voice suddenly came from inside: "No! Ya!"

Noah quickly rubbed his tail against the beaten head, and slowly walked to Eli's side.

With the broom in his hand, Eli pointed to the inconspicuous hole at the bottom of the bathroom door with the other hand, "You you you" for a long time, and then choked out: "Are your claws sharp enough?"

Noah carefully glanced at his color, then at the stick in his hand, and obediently stretched his head over.

Eli: "..."

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