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If Yuan Zanbi hadn't been extremely angry, he would never have said such a thing.

Qiao Yu carefully and slowly looked at every inch of Yuanzan's pen, appreciating his anger and sadness as if he was playing with some rare treasure. This thing is as addictive as fine wine.

He raised his head and smiled at him as if he couldn't feel the anger of Yuan Zanbi, "Is Master Yuan serious?"

Yuan Zanbi's earlobe was so red that it could bleed, but it wasn't because of shyness, half of it was due to the effect of the medicine, and half of it was because of his anger, "Of course I take it seriously," he almost gritted his teeth and smiled, "Is Qiao Xiang coming in?" Leaning down, he just looked straight at Qiao Yu's face.

There is a moist acacia fragrance on the body of the hairpin pen, eroding Qiao Yu's breath little by little.

The fragrance on his body is clean, he is also beautiful, his eyes are moistened, and they are even more clear.

The Yuanzan pen has not changed at all, whether it is the young man who heard the voice looking towards him back then, or the current Master Yuan, the Yuanzan pen has not changed at all, and he can still see the end at a glance, without even the slightest concealment.

"Qiao Xiang." He said, calling him as a reminder, as if he was politely waiting for his decision.

His reflection clearly stayed in Yuan Zanbi's eyes, mixed with the anger in his eyes, almost burning up.

Qiao Yu thought maliciously, what would happen if he insulted Yuan Zanbi at this moment?

He probably won't cry.

Then how can I make Yuan Zanbi cry?

Is it to make Yuan Zanbi's current efforts come to naught, and everything is in vain to hit him, or to imprison him altogether, and take out his bones one by one to make him feel more uncomfortable?

Qiao Yu rolled his eyes and smiled shyly and innocently. He reached out and patted Yuan Zanbi's face lightly.

Qiao Yu's hands were cold, as cold as touching a dead person, Yuan Zan was stunned, and took half a step back as if awakened from a dream.

"Master Yuan, although I like you very much, I'm not in the mood to mess around with you today." His eyes fell from the Adam's apple rolling up and down on the Yuanzan pen to the slightly open skirt, and he gently stretched out his hand to tighten it for him. clothes.

The temperature on Qiao Yu's body was enough to make anyone who touched it shiver.

Yuan Zanbi seemed to be stunned for a moment.

Qiao Yu withdrew her gaze in satisfaction, and gently wanted to move her hand away.

This hand is flawless, where can it be seen that it has suffered a broken bone?Each section is like jade, finely carved and lifeless.

The Yuanzan pen grabbed him, and his palm was hot, sticking to Qiao Yu's cold wrist, like a ball of fire scorching ice and snow.

Qiao Yu tugged, but didn't pull back his wrist.

Qiao Yu took some time off, turned her misty eyes, and said in a gentle voice, "What is Master Yuan trying to do?"

He tilted his head, and put his hand on the Yuanzan pen, his face was intentionally or unintentionally, his expression was so innocent, as if the provocative thing just now had nothing to do with him, there was a bit of doubt in his tone, a little bit puzzled, There was also a bit of maliciousness that he tried his best to suppress and couldn't hide it: "I have a disability, if Mr. Yuan wants to force it, the truth is powerless to resist."

From the moment he put his face on the back of Yuan Zan Pen's hand, Yuan Zan Pen seemed to want to withdraw his hand very much.

Qiao Yu realized that he was dodging like running away, and the smile in his eyes was even bigger, "Master Yuan is really a gentleman."

Yuan Zanbi let go of his wrist.

Qiao Yu didn't take it away immediately, instead, his fingers lightly brushed the palm of the Yuanzan pen that was too late to withdraw, he rubbed it, and then closed his hand contentedly, there were no scars or bruises on his wrist, it can be seen that even if the Yuanzan pen became angry like this, it would be fine. Still somewhat sensible.

Qiao Yu was both proud and dissatisfied.

Besides him, who else could see Yuan Zanbi's expression at this moment?Who else can make Yuan Zanbi extremely angry and helpless?

Yuan Zanbi turned around and left.

Qiao Yu was slightly surprised.

The back of Yuan Zanbi was a little staggering, Qiao Yu looked at him without blinking, Yuan Zanbi's waist was very thin, even if the belt was loosely tied around his waist, he could still see the thin but cold waist Limbs, no different from his master.

Yuan Zanbi's personality is cold, but he thinks a lot, and he knows this since he was a child.

The young man Yuan Zanbi heard others talking about his disgraceful background and just left blankly, youthful, but he didn't even argue. That was the first and last time Qiao Yu saw him pursing his lips when he was young. His eyes were slightly red, and he could still pretend nothing happened and talk to him as usual.

It is easier to hurt the Yuanzan pen than others think.

Qiao Yu is very familiar with this. If he had been half vicious back then, he would have made a big fuss about Yuan Zanbi's fleeting weakness when he was a teenager. Asking for credit in front of the pen, at this time, he recalled and regretted how many opportunities he had missed to make Yuanzan pen depressed.

Yuan Zanbi bent down, as if looking for something.

Qiao Yu looked up.

At this moment, what Yuan Zanbi is most likely to look for must be the sword.

Could it be that Yuan Zanbi was so angry that he couldn't help giving him a sword?

Qiao Yu leaned on him, squinting his eyes comfortably, and couldn't help but imagine how the situation would develop if Yuan Zanbi really gave him a sword.

Qiao Yu never knew what it means to accept what you see, so she added fuel to the flames with extreme greed, "What is Mr. Yuan looking for? If you want to find a sword, why don't I call Xiaoxue for you? He must have a sword on him, maybe there are some The short knife is more convenient to use."

Yuan Zanbi ignored him and turned over things seriously.

Qiao Yu probed, "What exactly is your lord looking for?"

Yuan Zan tilted his head, and suddenly said: "Have you brought any money?"

Qiao Yu froze for a moment, thinking that she had heard wrong. "What?"

Yuan Zan wrote: "Have you brought any money?" He asked seriously, not like it was an unnecessary entertainment.

Yuan Zanbi stayed in the western region for a long time, and rarely had the opportunity to spend money, so he developed the habit of not carrying money with him. After returning to Zhongzhou, the old habit remained unchanged, and he still had no money on him.

He looked around, and there was nothing in the bedroom that could be easily taken away except for the jade pen holder, which was worth a little money.

But it's not appropriate to take this directly.

Qiao Yu asked vigilantly, "What are you going to do?"

It can't be doing that kind of thing... The dignified former chief asked him for money for this matter, so he just laughed his ass off.

Qiao Yu said again: "All officials in my court are not allowed to enter and leave the Fireworks and Willow Lane on non-stop bathing days." He added, "I will not stop bathing today."

Yuan Zan wrote: "Have you brought any money?"

The two stared at each other a few meters away, unable to understand what the other was thinking.

Qiao Yu was silent for a moment, then said, "Bring it."

Yuan Zanbi came back and asked, "Gold or silver?"

Qiao Yu: "..."

Qiao Yu said, "A bank note."

He wanted to pry open the head of the Yuanzan pen to see what was inside.

Yuan Zanbi frowned slightly.

The blood on his face slowly faded, even the tears in the corners of his eyes dried up, and he looked quite normal.

It's also not interesting.

Qiao Yu took half of the silver ticket, and took it back with dissatisfaction seeing the expression on Yuanzan's pen.

Yuan Zanbi walked up to him and said, "I borrowed it."

Qiao Yu raised her eyebrows, snorted coldly, and said, "Of course you borrowed it."

He felt that there was something wrong with himself, so he really handed over the money.

Yuan Zanbi took the banknotes and counted them, and there were as many as 3000 taels. While counting the money, he asked Qiao Yu: "What is the asking price of the most popular oiran in Zhongzhou Hualou overnight?"

Qiao Yu lowered his face and said, "Didn't the truth just say..."

"Qiao Xiang said that you are not allowed to enter and leave the Fireworks and Willow Alley unless you are resting and bathing," Yuan Zan wrote: "I remember it."

Qiao Yu said coldly, "How do you know the truth?"

Yuan Zanbi looked Qiao Yu up and down.

Qiao Yu looked back blankly.

He always felt that Yuan Zanbi's eyes seemed to be insulting him.

Yuan Zanbi said with some emotion: "I often heard that Qiao Xiang is romantic in Yanzhou. I am a frequent visitor here. Is it groundless?"

Qiao Yu was sure that Yuan Zanbi was humiliating him, and he sneered, "Of course it's groundless. The girl who went to Fireworks and Willow Lane is not as good-looking as the real one, and the real one spent money, so I feel that I'm at a disadvantage."

Yuan Zanbi's eyes fell on his face again.

Qiao Yu has a beautiful face, but unfortunately her temperament is not flattering.

It is simply a beautifully colored poisonous snake that suddenly bites for no reason.

"I see." He said to himself, and then asked: "How much is Qiao Xiang's monthly salary?"

Qiao Yu was even more puzzled, and the joy just now was swept away, "What you hold in your hand is the real salary." He said casually.

3000 two committees is too much.

Yuan Zanbi's questioning eyes seemed to say that he was not worth 3000 taels at all.

"what do you want to say in the end?"

Yuan Zan wrote: "One month is 3000 taels, so one day is 100 taels."

An idea suddenly appeared in Qiao Yu's mind.

Could it be that Liu Changning's medicine poisoned him to make him stupid!

"Today I lost my composure and made Qiao Xiang laugh." Yuan Zanbi said apologetically, his mind seemed to be awake but not at all, "Today's incident was partly due to the medicine given by the eldest princess, and partly due to my lack of self-cultivation. I didn't know what to do just now, thank you Qiao Xiang for coming to give me the antidote."

If the medicine that Qiao Yu said just now can revive the dead spirit can be regarded as treatment, then the effect is indeed remarkable

The Yuanzan pen flattened the four corners of the 3000 taels, solemnly placed it on Qiao Yu's lap, bent down to look at him, and said sincerely: "This 3000 taels is the right to thank you, and please don't think too little of it. yes."

Before Qiao Yu could react, Yuan Zanbi slammed the door shut with such force that even the lantern hanging by the door trembled.

Qiao Yu picked up the 3000 taels from her lap, her eyes changed from unbelievable to furious.

He thought of all the speculations he had just made about the use of the money by Yuan Zanbi, and he almost fainted himself.

Yuan Zanbi also asked him how the oiran was doing overnight, and now it sounds like he was too deliberate to ridicule him.

Where did he come here specifically to see how embarrassed Yuan Zanbi was, it seemed that Yuan Zanbi used him as a pastime to understand the medicine!

Qiao Yu slammed the silver ticket on the door.

Yuan Zanbi took a sip of tea, and said slowly: "Thank you, Qiao Xiang, Yuan feels as light as a swallow, his ears are sharp, his eyes are clear and his spirit is refreshed. Is there anything else, Qiao Xiang? Go back to sleep quickly."

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Lovely Loquat's article "I Wake Up with Eight Tails"

Lou Lian used to be a human being, but now he is an eight-tailed civet cat picked up and raised by humans.

The one who picked him up was Mr. Qin, the film emperor. Senior Maoxian said that only by keeping in touch with the film emperor can he continue to have eight tails, otherwise he will die.

In order to survive, Lou Lian stepped forward to act in a movie with Mr. Qin and won the title of "The Best Cat Actor in the World".

In order to survive, Lou Lian secretly transformed into a human to replace the contemporary Xiaoxianrou, playing the role of the cat demon in the movie, and slapped Heizi in the face all the way.

Heizi doubted his life, and the fans screamed: He is not stiff when playing with the film king, and he acts naturally like a cat, just like Qin Mao Mao Ben Mao! !

In this regard, Lou Lian smiled kindly, saying that he is Qin Maomao of the actor's family, and all this is for the sake of Jiuwei.

By the way, Mr. Qin is really kind. He has loved Mr. Qin for two lifetimes without complaint or regret.

Until a certain night Lou Lian suddenly realized that he might be Bai Yueguang who was forced to forget by the actor.

Excited, Lou Lian immediately chose a good day and auspicious night, pretending to accidentally turn into a living person in front of his husband, but unfortunately he was so nervous that he forgot to put his ears and tail back.

Mr. Qin was very indifferent: "Change back."

Lou Lian: "?"

Do you really like me? You're greedy for my little furry body. You're scumbag!

Later, Qin Maomao, holding a round white belly, shed crocodile tears of repentance.

It turns out that repairing the tail and becoming a cat fairy is to include the tail of the cub?

ps: People who read this article finally have cats.