Flowers bloom under the low wall

"Brother Yu, I haven't seen you for a long time. Why have you lost weight? Why are you haggard? Why are you pale? Why is there an indescribable sadness between your brows?..."

Yu Xi looked at the two hundred and five sitting in front of him, and wished he could tear his mouth open with his hands, but considering that there were still a bunch of unfamiliar faces in the classroom, he still stopped the idea of ​​death.

The classroom is noisy at the moment, and various small groups are chatting in groups.Yu Xi lazily fumbled out the test paper, Zhi Sang leaned his back against Yu Xi's desk, and said with a casual smile: "The three musketeers of the Moral Education Department really have a trick, they have formed such a class, and they have attracted all the big guys from all walks of life. Come in."

Yu Xi was not affected by this sentence at all, he turned his pen a little bored, and seeing many people secretly looking at him, he didn't feel a little bit uncomfortable.

It seems that he is no longer afraid of crowded places. This is Yu Xi's first feeling when he starts school, which is a little subtle and a little sour.

"Of course, Brother Yu, you don't care about these things. After all, you are the biggest boss." Zhi Sang turned his face around, and suddenly lowered his voice, "Hey, do you recognize this Bai Yixiao?"

Yu Xi: "?"

Yu Xi scanned the empty seat next to Zhisang, and saw a note on the upper right corner of the table, with the words "Bai Yixiao" carelessly written on it.

"Do you think I know you?"

You can't ask Yu Xi when you ask anyone, after all, Yu Xi is famous for his "I'm cold and I don't fuck anyone" style.He thought that Zhisang was asking him seriously, but it turned out that this guy just wanted to express his plan.

"Second year high school sports meeting, I still remember it until now. The young lady at the radio station had a very sweet voice and introduced herself on the loudspeaker. I am Bai Yixiao from class eight of high school grade two. She is also very beautiful. I thought she had transferred another school. I didn't expect to be in the same class. I can finally be at the same table with the beauty. Why don't you come here today? She..."

Yu Xi closed the cap of his pen and interrupted him: "What exactly are you trying to say?"

Zhi Sang was stunned, and then Yu Xi saw this bastard who claimed to be "the invincible thunderbolt and bombarded the school bully" scratched his head: "This graduation season is the confession season, I have to do it anyway, and it will be cool when the time comes." ah."

Yu Xi: "..."

Yu Xi: "Your high school goal is too ambitious."

Zhisang heard that Yu Xi was teasing his mother's solo so far, so he threw out an attitude of "I want to have a vigorous love seriously": "I asked Da Zhuang and them, and there is only one little one in the whole grade. My sister’s name is Bai Yixiao, it’s unmistakable, based on my years of chasing girls, first impressions are extremely important, we must pre-empt strikes!...Only you and I know about this, keep it a secret for me.”

Yu Xi was stunned for a moment when he heard that, he thought of his first impression of Lin Yi: "Please treat me to dinner", and immediately touched his forehead with a headache.

At this time, a middle-aged bald male teacher came in, and the group of monkeys who were chattering just now showed the outstanding quality of "good students": calm down and listen to the teacher's speech.

Zhi Sang felt uncomfortable all over.Because his previous class was a "chicken and egg fight" class, and the class teacher was a "Buddhist youth" teacher, usually the old class would talk and talk, and then they would make jokes.

He also studied in the waves, but his grades were still among the best in their class. Fortunately, he got lucky at the end of the semester, so he entered the same class as Yu Xi.

And the only advantage of this broken class that believes in "time management, time-limited training, correction and finishing, and work until two o'clock" is that he is assigned a beautiful woman at the same table.

"I'm your homeroom teacher, Hua Youzhi, just call me Teacher Hua. It's still the summer vacation period, and the schedule has just been sent out, and other dormitory assignments have been posted to the front. The students who live on campus will come and take a look. Now Let's choose the class position first..."

Well, this homeroom teacher is taking the road of "diligent government and loving the people", and Zhisang suddenly felt a little suffocated again.

"Yu Xi."

Hearing Teacher Hua calling him, Yu Xi immediately stuffed his phone into the table and stood up in a daze.

"Be a monitor?" Teacher Hua used interrogative sentences.

"What? Yu Xi is the squad leader? Well, does he talk to anyone?"

"It's enough to study well, and we still need someone to take care of our class?"

"Here, Brother Sang is on top, Brother Yu won't be able to come down."

Hearing the transmission of Da Zhuang's voice at the front desk, Zhi Sang, based on the "one middle school invincible, thunderbolt and bombarding the school bully", declared his loyalty and character, slapped the table and stood up: "Mr. Hua, you Why didn't you choose me!!!"

The entire classroom was silent for a few seconds, and after a few seconds, the crowd exploded again.

"Damn it, why is Zhisang here?"

"Will I survive the college entrance examination?"

"Don't, don't, Yu Xi doesn't talk, who the fuck dares to talk, Brother Sang?"

Yu Xi saw that several Erhazis had actually taken out the beads, counting them tremblingly while chanting sutras with their mouths trembling.

It turned out that this "No. [-] middle school's invincible thunderbolt dragging bombing school bully" was not a vain name. Yu Xi looked at Zhisang's back with a little more awe and gratitude in his eyes.

But the awe didn't last long, and Zhisang started the usual tricks of drama again. He trembled for a while, wiped away the tears that didn't exist with his hands, and said sadly: "Mr. Hua, I know that my grades He is not as good as Yu Xi, his character is not as noble as Yu Xi, and his deterrent power and popularity are not as good as him..."

Yu Xi looked at the onlookers who were trembling with fright, and was very curious about how many years Zhi Sang's line hadn't been polished.

"I have been a bad boy since I was a child, and I can only look at other people's glamorous backs..."

Yu Xi: "..."

"Although my grades in the second year of high school were not very good, I have been working hard silently just to get into this class. When I saw so many enthusiastic and self-disciplined students, my heart was greatly shocked. I deeply felt that I once Insufficient, trying to integrate into this class..."

The students who were cueed by the school bully were overwhelmed, they all shed eager tears, and looked at Zhisang with great excitement.

"So, as soon as you came in, I longed for you to make me the monitor. I want to change myself. Only you can give me this opportunity!!!"

Hua Youzhi: "It's not necessary, it's not necessary, student Zhisang..."

Zhi Sang was unmoved at all, and exaggerated his emotions to the extreme: "But you asked Yu Xi directly without saying a word, and skipped me sitting in front of him. Isn't this chilling my heart? Teacher Hua!!!"

Yu Xi: "..."

Hua Youzhi tremblingly asked: "Then what do you think, Zhisang is the squad leader?"

There was a loud and loud applause in the classroom.

"Okay, Zhisang, squad leader, sit down first, drink some water to calm down." Hua Youzhi was sweating profusely, and began to choose the next position.

Da Zhuang was dumbfounded: "Can it still be like this?"

Zhi Sang raised his eyebrows: "It's a piece of cake," then leaned back, "Brother Yu, you owe me a favor, I will go shopping with you at the canteen later."

Yu Xi: "..."

So, at noon when the cicadas sang the chorus "Shandandan Flowers Blooming Red and Brilliantly", Zhisang swaggered through the scorching sun as if he had an automatic cooling device on his body, and plunged into the canteen.

The canteen of No. [-] Middle School is well-equipped with an "automatic escape back door" so that students can find the rhythm in their DNA in the boring study life.

Yu Xi is not used to such strong sunlight, he frowned uncomfortably, blocked the sun with his arms, and saw an ice cream advertisement on a sign standing next to the canteen:

[Summer is sweet, I am your sweetness]

A piece of paper was also pasted next to the billboard, with a statement printed in giant red letters:

[Students, please do not fight in this store, otherwise the damaged items will be compensated at double the price. ]

Yu Xi blows cold air next to the air conditioner in the canteen, letting Zhisang go in to buy things by himself.After a while, Da Zhuang came out with a bunch of snacks, saw Yu Xi and asked, "Brother Yu, do you think Brother Sang is serious?"

Da Zhuang is a strong and handsome guy, formerly known as Xu Zhuang. It is said that he lost himself to Zhi Sang in a basketball game, and he has not won back so far.

"I don't know. He has such a plan every year, but he hasn't achieved it yet."

Yu Xi picked up his collar and looked at the sign again. While Xu Zhuang was packing his bags, he secretly took a picture of the sign with his mobile phone, and then quietly sent it to Lin Yi.

He was a little nervous. After Lin Yi said "goodbye" that day, they didn't speak for a long time, and WeChat also stayed on [Brother is waiting for you] that day.Yu Xi just saw the sign and wanted to talk to Lin Yi about the previous "Pure Love" advertisement, but also, with a little ambiguous selfishness.

But Lin Yi didn't reply him for a long time.It seems that the boy who stood under the wall and typed and deleted over and over again suddenly disappeared.

For the first time, Yu Xi knew that separation was such a painful thing.

Lin Yi suddenly became indifferent that night, was it because the word "gay" touched his bottom line?Still, just leaving, so sad.

"Brother Sang isn't handsome? I saw that in the campus forum, he is firmly in the top three in the 'No. [-] High School Bully List'. I have never understood why he can't catch up with girls." Xu Zhuang swept the snacks into bag.

"Brother Yu, pay!" Zhi Sang finally jumped out of the room, casually spilling things on the table.

Xu Zhuang looked down and saw the pink rubber band, the pink electric wind, the pink notebook...

"I probably understand." Xu Zhuang muttered to himself.

A big greeting appeared on Zhisang's forehead: "Understand what?"

"Excessive force, a little greasy." Yu Xi pointed out.

"Excuse me, can you tell me the standard of greasy? As long as a woman doesn't feel good, it's called greasy. How the hell do I know what makes a woman feel good?" Zhi Sang chattered at Yu Xi all the way.

Until the two of them entered the classroom and sat back to their seats, they were still chattering. Fortunately, the two of them had a strong aura together, and the whole classroom was quiet once they sat down.

Xu Zhuang took out a bag of crispy noodles and threw it to his deskmate. His deskmate was a short boy named Shen Xilai. He wore a pair of thick black-rimmed glasses and had no shortcomings except a little timidity.

But if you are timid and still sit in front of the school bully, this is very bad. Shen Xilai shivered twelve hours a day 24 hours a day, and Xu Zhuang was afraid that he would develop polio.

At this moment, Shen Xi came to pick up the crispy noodles and leaned over gently, and asked in a low voice: "Brother Big Zhuang, Brother Sang, is he really gay?"

Xu Zhuang was taken aback. Although he and Zhisang had only been together for a short year, he never suspected that Zhisang had that tendency.After all, he, Brother Sang, is too careless and devoted himself to hooking up girls, although his skills are not very good.

Xu Zhuang: "Where did you hear that?"

"Campus Forum."

Xu Zhuang opened the forum with suspicion, and saw a post that was currently on the top. The post was very popular, and there were still many people commenting on it.But when he saw the weird title of this post, he took a deep breath.

[The love between a school tyrant and a school tyrant (Jimei who knocked on CP, check it out!)]

Below are countless snapshots, all of which are Yu Xi and Zhi Sang. The latest one is the one where Zhi Sang pestered Yu Xi to study how to seduce girls at the canteen just now.

I have to say, these girls really have a hand.

Good brothers, once a few filters were added, the short article was arranged immediately, and even the attached middle school next door came to join in the fun, and they stomped down the previous "Bai Yixiao Delayed Reporting" post.

"Bastard——" Xu Zhuang expressed his heartfelt emotion after reading a short essay on "Qing Leng Shou and Erha Gong".

At this moment, the two who never browse the forum are still studying the routines of flirting with girls, and they don't know anything about it.

Zhi Sang: "Then what kind of man do you think is not greasy?"

Yu Xi thought of Lin Yi inexplicably: "A handsome guy who doesn't pretend."

Zhi Sang: "What is Zuo? What is handsome? Do I count?"

In all fairness, Zhi Sang is indeed a handsome guy, but he is overly pushy and often conceals his good looks.

Yu Xi remembered that when Lin Yi grabbed his wrist, his heart was beating badly, so he simply said like a gourd: "Don't be convex, just a little physical contact will be fine."

"What physical contact, direct kiss?"

Yu Xi: "..."

Yu Xi: "Shake hands."

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Zhi Sang: Understood!Interlocking fingers!