Flowers bloom under the low wall

The morning classes in No. [-] Middle School started at [-]:[-], and the sunlight had just crept through the corner of the window, and the classroom was filled with students who were as sleepy as catfish.Yu Xi was a little sleepy, and Lin Yi tried his best to tickle him last night, so that the two of them had a long row before falling asleep.

There is a lot of reading in the classroom.

"Zhi Sang—" Yu Xi pulled the person in front of him.

Zhi Sang turned around with milk in his mouth: "?"

"I'm going to take a nap," Yu Xi stood up the book, "you remember to call me."

Zhi Sang's gaze scanned Yu Xi up and down in disbelief.

Good guy, the co-author was right.

What did Lin Yi, an old bastard, do.

He tortured a mechanical alarm clock like Brother Yu to the point of exhaustion!

In Zhisang's mind, only his brother Yu and that old bastard are inseparable.

Yu Xi squinted his eyes: "Why are your eyebrows trembling so much?"

Indeed, Zhisang's entire expression was distorted to the extreme, with "blind my dog's eyes" written all over his face.

How can this be done?

Since Brother Yu didn't tell him, it showed that he didn't really want others to know.

If he exposes it face to face, with Brother Yu's temper, he probably won't live to the end of this book.

Zhi Sang implicitly expressed his curiosity about the new world: "Brother Yu...can you accept wearing a skirt?"

Yu Xi was taken aback.

"What kind of skirt should I wear?" Yu Xi nestled back on the table speechlessly.

Zhi Sang: "..."

At this moment, Bai Yixiao came over with a cold face and kicked Zhi Sang's foot: "Get out of the way."

Bai Yixiao sat inside, and Zhisang formed a horizontal line to block the aisle.Since the two had to fight every day, Yu Xi was no stranger to such scenes, he yawned and wanted to go to bed.

"What's the matter? I don't want to fuck|you." Bai Yixiao blocked Qi Sang and walked in.

Both Zhi Sang and Yu Xi's expressions darkened.

Yu Xi's face was dark because he just slumped on the bench yesterday and did some indescribable things behind Lin Yi's back. Now it sounds like he was really suggestive at that time.

Fortunately, Lin Yi is not bent yet, he just thought his stomach hurts.

But Zhisang is not like that. He has been a school bully for so many years, and it is the first time he has experienced the viciousness of the word "fuck".

Zhisang immediately sat up straight, his eyes flicked to the end of his eyes.

This guy Bai Yixiao always puts on a cold dog face every time he puts on a face. Who would have thought that such a clean and cold skin would contain a rascal's soul.

Zhi Sang flicked his pen like a fritter, and said in a strange way: "Senior senior, you have something in my hands now."

After all, sexual orientation is a personal matter.

What's more, Bai Yixiao is so big at playing, even if both of them are adults, but Zhisang bumped into this kind of thing, Bai Yixiao should be very worried and terrified, maybe he will try his best to keep his mouth shut.

Xiao Mian, fight with your father Sang?

"Handle?" Bai Yixiao took out a lollipop and threw it into his mouth, drawing his tone indifferently, "The donkeys in the production team don't have such a good brain as you."

Zhi Sang: "..."

Can't you hide your numbness?

What does this attitude of "I am a man of integrity" mean?

Zhi Sang glanced behind him from the corner of his eye, and saw that Yu Xi had fallen asleep on the table.He put his head close to Bai Yixiao, and asked in a breathy voice: "Are you really messed up?"

Bai Yixiao drooped his eyelashes, his light brown eyes were stained with a dirty color, he bit the lollipop stick, his lips parted slightly, and poked the corner of Zhisang's mouth with the lollipop stick: "Why don't you take it off?" Can you see the pants?"

Zhi Sang, who got goosebumps all over his body from being poked by him: "..."

Zhisang fell into thinking about life.

Compared with Bai Yixiao, he, Zhisang, is just a salted fish with young roots, pure and innocent, and he has never held a girl's hand until now.

You are also a school bully, why is your script so compelling?

Has my script been reviewed by Jin|Jiang?

Zhi Sang thought about the big guy in women's clothing, and gave Bai Yixiao a thumbs up: "Excellent taste!"

Bai Yixiao's eyelashes moved, he was too lazy to answer this kind of evaluation.

Zhi Sang began to endorse.

Learning makes people progress, and grades make people stand out.

In order to slap Bai Yixiao in the face, Zhi Sang made up his mind to crush him in the first month's exam.

After all, Bai Yixiao is so promiscuous, his grades are definitely not good.

After the morning reading, our college classmate Ba Yuxi got up sleepily.

The headmaster came in from the door, the Mediterranean Sea on top of his head was shiny, and his hair, which looked like a three-line staff, was blown up.

Pretty bald.

The atmosphere in the class hovered between quiet and hilarious.

Principal: "After the monthly exam, the school will hold a 'College Entrance Swearing-in Conference' to cheer up the senior year. The host was very good last time. This year, the school still hopes to host a class of students. How about the monitor?"

A class of students chattered in an instant.

Sang Ge presides, who dares to object?

"I have objections." Zhisang raised his hand slowly.

He has now decided to study hard and try to give Bai Yixiao a slap in the face with a cool article, other than that, he doesn't want to participate in any shitty things.

Zhi Sang: "What if I can't get into Peking University and Tsinghua University? Principal, will you protect me?"

all the classmates:"……"

"Oh, I thought there was no need to worry, because the last session was hosted by Bai Yixiao, and it was published in the school newspaper," the principal wanted to encourage, "Or let Bai Yixiao..."

Zhi Sang: "How can this be done? Principal, to tell you the truth, I have been a bad boy since I was a child, and I can only look at other people's glamorous backs..."

A class of students who have already heard the original script: "..."

The principal raised his hand nervously: "Student Zhisang, actually..."

Zhi Sang: "Needless to say, principal! I accept all your arrangements without hesitation. You have always been the object of my respect. I would read the word 'principal' hundreds of times alone at home during the holidays... "

The headmaster began to shake his hands: "I know what you mean, student Zhisang, please calm down first..."

Shen Xilai whispered: "Sang Ge can really host it?"

Xu Zhuang was very calm: "Don't worry, Brother Sang probably won't lose to the previous round by throwing everything at him."

Shen Xilai: "..."

After the headmaster Zhan Hehe went out, the class fell into a noisy session between classes.

Bai Yixiao twirled his pen lazily: "Don't pay too much attention to me, after all, I haven't seen you much."

Zhi Sang: "..."

In terms of pretending to be aggressive, he is really inferior to Bai Yixiao.

Zhi Sang silently took out the small pink hair dryer from the belly of the table, and took out the pink pen to write matters in the small pink notebook.

After a while, he didn't know what he was fumbling about, and finally found out a flirty pink miniskirt.

Zhi Sang: "..."

fuck,

Bought for "Little Sheep" at that time,

Forgot.

Bai Yixiao chewed up the lollipop, threw the stick into the garbage bag, his eyes were fixed on the skirt, and his expression was calm: "Sexy pink? I don't know how to play like this."

Zhi Sang directly threw a black question mark: "?"

Bai Yixiao withdrew his gaze and smacked his lips, as if thinking about something, and added: "I've never tried pink ones."

Zhi Sang obviously realized what Bai Yixiao was talking about, and immediately stuffed the skirt into the schoolbag hanging behind him.

The atmosphere suddenly stiffened.

Bai Yixiao leaned back, and gently pinched the skirt out: "Is this skirt hot?"

Zhi Sang felt as if he had seen a ghost today, and Bai Yixiao suddenly started talking, and became inexplicably restless.

Zhi Sang said impatiently: "Can you stop your yellow accent if you are paralyzed?"

Bai Yixiao looked innocent: "I haven't said it yet, you think so accurately?"

Zhi Sang: "..."

What kind of medicine did Bai Yixiao take wrongly today?

Just because he Sang Ge broke his sexual orientation last night,

So just use all kinds of dirty jokes to show off?

This is too fucking mentally retarded,

It's not like something that someone as aggressive as Bai Yixiao would do.

Bai Yixiao tucked the skirt back pensively, and said with a drawn out tone, "That's right, the slippage of the size | size can be divided into such fine details, it seems that I have done a lot of research."

At this time, Yu Xi, who had been concentrating on the questions in the back, raised his head, and asked with a simple and blank face: "What size is slippery?"

Zhi Sang: "..."

"Pornographic jokes." Bai Yixiao said honestly.

Yu Xi was taken aback for a moment, then swallowed blankly, grabbed a pen with red ears and stood up: "Mr. Hua is looking for me, I'll go out for a while."

It wasn't until Yu Xi went out that Zhi Sang began to bombard Bai Yixiao: "Isn't your uncle drunk? Remember so clearly?"

Bai Yixiao opened the milk, bit the straw and wrote: "What I drink is wine, not to lower the intellect or dichlorvos."

Zhi Sang: "..."

Zhi Sang found out that Bai Yixiao was more difficult to deal with after he opened up his chatterbox.

Bai Yixiao's face is cold, he is often decadent and world-weary, and at the same time, he can flirt very forcefully.For example, while chatting about dirty jokes, he suddenly started drinking milk, and he must bring a straw.

Zhi Sang glanced at it unacceptably, and began to write in disgust: "You play like that...Still staying in the dormitory? Do you know that this is a crime?"

"To commit a gross crime," Bai Yixiao spat out the straw, raised his chin impatiently, "Can't you live in the dormitory?"

Zhi Sang: "..."

Zhisang considers himself careless, but because of Brother Yu's existence, especially because of Brother Yu's family situation, Zhisang is inexplicably sensitive to other people's mention of family.

For example, now, Bai Yixiao said, "I can't live in a dormitory and live at your house", implying that his home may be far away, or he may have a home that he cannot return to, or he may not have a home.

But it didn't stop Zhisang from being vigilant: "Aren't you going to move out?"

Bai Yixiao heard that there was something in Zhisang's words, squinted his eyes and looked Zhisang up and down, sneered and said with disdain: "Generally, I don't like it, especially if you have a jerky figure like you, whether you are curvy or flirtatious." Sassy."

Zhi Sang roared: "Paralysis, your father has abs, okay?"

Bai Yixiao didn't even look at it, turned the pen indifferently, and drew a C before the question number: "What do you want abdominal muscles for? It's enough to be soft enough to scream."

Zhi Sang: "..."

Zhi Sang still had to admit that when the dirty words came out of such an indifferent person as Bai Yixiao, they lost their original vileness.

Zhi Sang thought about it, and felt that a pervert like Bai Yixiao couldn't be allowed to stay in the dormitory any longer.

Moreover, Bai Yixiao is just a well-to-do ordinary resident, so he can't be forced to move out of the dormitory, what if he really has no place to go?

In this regard, Zhi Sang finally found a sense of superiority, and said in a high-ranking, soon-to-be Bai Yi Xiao's father's tone: "Seeing that your life is struggling, Brother Sang can reluctantly help you."

Bai Yixiao finally had some reaction: "You want to keep me?"

Zhi Sang: "..."

How can you use words so well?

Before Zhisang could speak again, Bai Yixiao expressed his extremely strong desire for money with a deadpan face: "Not to mention anything else, how much is this kiss worth last time, is it 3000?"

Zhi Sang: "..."

Zhi Sang was so angry that he almost jumped up: "Are you made by Yu? How much does it cost to kiss you? Didn't I think you were a woman?"

Bai Yixiao shook his hands impatiently: "If I don't get pulled over, I'm going to sleep."

Zhi Sang: "????"

Zhi Sang was shocked: "This exercise will be accepted after the first get out of class, have you finished writing it all?"

Bai Yixiao raised his eyelids indifferently: "Copy 100 yuan once, copy 200 yuan for the substitute, and 250 yuan for the help, no discount."

Zhi Sang felt that he was simply a business genius: "Is there any difference between copying for you and doing for you?"

Bai Yixiao raised his eyelids: "Yes."

Zhi Sang: "?"

"Helping can help you control points."

Zhi Sang: "..."

Zhi Sang rolled his eyes at him: "Come on, you still control the points? Are you two hundred and five for being a father?"

Bai Yixiao lazily tapped his pen: "Generally, names are chosen to make up for what is lacking, and what you are like is a good example of the problem."

Zhisang heard that Bai Yixiao was connoting himself, and directly exposed Bai Yixiao's old background: "You have a higher IQ than me, why do you repeat the exam?"

Bai Yixiao remained silent

The atmosphere suddenly froze again.

After a while, Bai Yixiao covered his face with one arm, leaving Zhisang sleeping indifferently.

This cold atmosphere lasted until returning to the dormitory at night. Zhisang came out dressed tightly after taking a shower, and repeatedly asked everyone not to be shirtless in the dormitory when it was cold.

Zhi Sang went around and directed the group to get dressed, and saw Yu Xi typing on the bed.Zhi Sang felt bad inside. As the guardian of everyone's safety, he couldn't let Brother Yu be called out by Lin Yi after being tortured once.

Lin Yi is such a badass, he coaxes Brother Yu out every day.

Zhi Sang sat down abruptly, Yu Xi turned his head in surprise.Zhi Sang scratched his hair very "naturally": "Brother Yu, who are you chatting with?"

Unexpectedly, Yu Xi got up and sat next to Zhisang, and put the phone on the table to show him.

Zhisang looked down.

[Little Sweetheart]: [Super hot sci-fi movie "Infinite Extension" hits the line] (movie ticket picture)

[Little sweetheart]: I heard that it is a holiday stop in C city (cute rabbit expression pack)

[Sweetheart]: I have two more tickets here (sweetheart)

[Little sweetheart]: Little brother can take it to watch with good friends (behaved)

[Little sweetheart]: Do you want to mail it? (Jiao hum)

……

Zhi Sang: "..."

Yu Xi immediately explained: "Netizen."

Zhi Sang looked at it for a while, then slowly uttered: "It can't be a scam, right?"

Yu Xi was taken aback.

It seems to be a bit like.

The author has something to say:

Lin Yi: Can you erase Zhisang from this book?He slapped my eyes.