I am the apex of the bamboo horse

When he woke up the next day, it was only six o'clock. Li Chunshou sat on the bed in a daze for 5 minutes before getting out of bed. Then he picked up the phone next to the bed and found that the phone was out of battery and turned off. Don't worry, just charge it when it's out of power.So Li Chunshou bent down and took the phone to charge first, and then went to brush his teeth, wash and prepare breakfast.

Today is still a working day, and mom and dad have to go to work today, so Li Chunshou decided to do something simple——

Go downstairs to buy soy milk fritters.

Although Li Chunshou is a good-for-nothing with social barriers, his barriers will be weakened in the Rubik's Cube community, so it is still possible to go downstairs and buy soy milk fried dough sticks buns in the community.

It is because of this that Zhang Lulu and Li Guofu have not discovered that the current Li Chunshou has problems that ordinary people will not make, such as cold sweats and weak legs in unfamiliar situations.

After lowering his head and buying breakfast for three people, Li Chunshou met Chen Dongran who was jogging downstairs. This was the first time Li Chunshou saw this freshman from college after returning from a business trip. .

"Brother Shou!" When Chen Dongran saw Li Chunshou, he was also very surprised, even pleasantly surprised. He wanted to rush over, but before he did, Wu Zhuma stared at him like an eagle. His sharp gaze, and thus his enthusiastic footsteps also slowed down in the process.

Li Chunshou was very vigilant at first, but seeing that Chen Dongran slowed down his running speed in the first few seconds before approaching him, he relaxed his heart.

"Morning, Dongran." Two meters away, Li Chunshou greeted Chen Dongran with a smile. If Chen Dongran wasn't so close to him, Li Chunshou felt that he still liked Chen Dongran, a lively and youthful young man.

Especially Chen Dongran seemed to admire him very much. Ever since he was a child, Li Chunshou had never seen anyone who admired him so much.

As for Chen Dongran, although he didn't dare to get too close to Li Chunshou because of Wu Zhuma, every time he saw Li Chunshou's face, he couldn't help but want to talk to Li Chunshou!It's not that Chen Dongran has never seen handsome men and beautiful women. There are many handsome men and beautiful women in A University, but he has never seen someone like Li Chunshou who can wear a fashionable beauty even in a T-shirt, shorts and flip-flops. Moreover, Li Chunshou was so cute, he felt that he couldn't get tired of seeing him at all.

It's a pity that Li Chunshou already has a boyfriend like Wu Zhuma, otherwise Chen Dongran really wants to have a relationship with Li Chunshou with the peak of beauty! !

If he could see Li Chunshou every day, Chen Dongran felt that he would be able to eat two more bites of rice, even the fish he didn't like.

Li Chunshou never expected that what he thought Chen Dongran's admiration for him was purely because the other party was a face control patient, and he even didn't expect that this face control patient was still lusting in his head. If he became his man How much happiness will be in the words of friends.

Of course, even if he knew, Li Chunshou would probably only be puzzled by the young people nowadays.

Chen Dongran really wanted to continue chatting with Li Chunshou. Even if he couldn't fall in love with Li Chunshou, it would be nice to be an older brother. Unfortunately, when he sent WeChat messages to Li Chunshou, Li Chunshou only replied occasionally, so Chen Dongran I also know that I can't entangle the other party.But even if he wants to chat with Li Chunshou now, Li Chunshou is not willing.

"I'm afraid that the soy milk will be cold, so I'll go back first, and see you next time." Li Chunshou smiled at Chen Dongran in a good mood, then waved his hand and passed Chen Dongran. This is the Rubik's Cube community. Li Chunshou seems to be in the protective barrier, and those symptoms caused by insecurity rarely occur here, so when he bid farewell to Chen Dongran and left, Li Chunshou's steps were still brisk and free. Like a bird, even the back view makes people want to keep staring.

Chen Dongran couldn't help taking pictures of Li Chunshou's back with his mobile phone, and finally couldn't help the urge to share, so he posted on Weibo, which he still has a small fan.

[@暴泪起rise: I really like my little brother, but he has a boyfriend now. [Back View of Li Chunshou.jpg]]

Li Chunshou didn't know that Chen Dongran secretly photographed him and posted it on Weibo. Now when he took the elevator to the floor of his house, he saw Wu Zhuma standing at the door of his house, as if pondering whether to knock on the door and press the button doorbell.

"Huh? Zhuzi, what are you doing?" Li Chunshou walked forward quickly, then took out the key and opened the door, "Come in, you look so wretched at the door, hahahaha!"

Wu Zhuma looked meaningfully at Li Chunshou's heartless and heartless joke, and could guess that Li Chunshou didn't know what happened on Weibo at all.

In fact, it's also amazing. Wu Zhuma didn't play Weibo at all before, but now he also feels the charm of Weibo. When you don't care about it, it is a social software. When you care about it, it is another World, things in this world can always affect you who follow this world, but if you close Weibo, it seems that there is nothing to worry about too much, just like Li Chunshou, once you turn off your phone, you don’t know anything , will not be affected emotionally.

Originally, Wu Zhuma was still a little confused about how to tell Li Chunshou what happened on Weibo, but thinking about it, he has stabilized the situation for the time being, so he doesn't have to worry too much, does he?After figuring it out, Wu Zhuma felt that she was a little silly standing in front of Li Chunshou's house.

"By the way, what are you here for?" After Li Chunshou put down the breakfast he bought, he checked the time and it was only 06:30. Wu Zhuma was standing in front of his house this early in the morning to be an idiot ?

"Oh, I just wanted to tell you that your Weibo has exploded."

This time it was not on the hot search, but the response was not small. It cannot be said that it became popular overnight, but Li Chunshou and he each gained more than 2 fans last night, which is even higher than the previous hot search. More than doubled.

"Ah??" Li Chunshou was dumbfounded, "Let me see."

His phone was charging just now, so he didn't take it out, let alone turn it on.Hearing what Wu Zhuma said now, he was super curious about what happened.

But before going back to the room, he stuffed Wu Zhuma with a cup of soy milk and bread, and let him eat whatever he wanted. Anyway, he was afraid that his parents would not have enough to eat and bought too much.

Wu Zhuma nodded and sat down, without wasting Li Chunshou's intentions, she sat at the dining table and ate breakfast. As for his breakfast at [-] o'clock at home, Wu Zhuma didn't have to eat it, anyway, there was still Wu Zhuma at home. Jiashan's father with a big stomach can solve it.

Wu Zhuma didn't think there was anything wrong with a cup of soy milk for one yuan and steamed buns for two yuan. On the contrary, because Li Chunshou could still think of him before he went to get his mobile phone, he was quite happy eating.Just when he was about to eat, Zhang Lulu and Li Guofu also got up.

"Hey Zhuzi, good morning, did you come to find Xiaoshou so early?" Seeing the simple breakfast on the dining table, Zhang Lulu knew at a glance that it was bought by Li Chunshou. If it was Wu Zhuma, he would usually buy a more delicate breakfast , in Zhang Lulu's view, Wu Zhuma is better at living than Li Chunshou (children of other people's family).

"Good morning, Uncle and Auntie." Wu Zhuma got up to say hello, "I have something to tell Professor Xiao, and by the way, I will have breakfast with you."

"Hahaha, what are you talking about, you can come anytime! There is no problem with three meals! Your aunt and I are not here at noon, so you ask Xiaoshou to cook you lunch!" Li Guofu patted his belly and said happily, Wu Zhu The Ma family regards Li Chunshou as their second son, and their family also treats Wu Zhuma as their second son, so they are very happy to see that Wu Zhuma is not too polite with their family.

"Ah? I don't want it!" Li Chunshou, who had seen what happened on his Weibo, had just rushed out when he heard Li Guofu publishing his coolie manifesto. After Li Guofu finished speaking, he was happy, but what he said Li Chunshou was asked to serve Wu Zhuma, this Li Chunshou protested.

How can there be such a cheating father!

"Bamboo is so good to you, what's wrong with you making lunch for others?" Zhang Lulu pinched Li Chunshou, and after Li Chunshou finished giving Li Chunshou, she said kindly to Wu Zhuma: "If you need anything, don't be polite to Auntie." , Lao Li and I went to wash up and get ready to go to work, Zhuzi, go and play with Professor."

Although both Wu Zhuma and Li Chunshou are 26 years old, Zhang Lulu still treats them as children, and what they say also has the meaning of coaxing children.At the same time, he sighed with Li Guofu at the side, this time flies so fast, Wu Zhuma and Li Chunshou were not as high as the table at the beginning, blah blah blah blah blah...

Li Chunshou felt very angry, this is really his own mother, so when Li Chunshou took Wu Zhuma back to his room, he took a look at him by the way, thinking it was because Wu Zhuma liked to pretend that he was a good boy, and it was the fault of the good boy. He's not that good.Doesn't this give mother another reason to scold him?

It's just that now is not the time to complain about Wu Zhuma. After he closes the door, Li Chunshou doesn't have the time to think about how Wu Zhuma competed for his mother's love. He wants to discuss Weibo with Wu Zhuma now. matter!

"Why are netizens so boring? Will we reveal our identities? This has reached this level! Should I delete the selfies we mosaiced before?" Li Chunshou said worriedly while sitting on the bed. In the past, he wanted to become an Internet celebrity by selling rot, purely because he wanted to make money, whether it was higher income, or accepting advertisements in the future, as long as he had a small amount of money, he would be very happy.

It’s just that he thinks that what he is doing now is just a small IP that allows everyone to realize their fantasies. It’s fine for everyone to live in their fantasies. There is really no need to be so realistic about his appearance. Now that Wu Zhuma is involved, Li Chunshou is a little frustrated up.

Oh selling ointment, if you are accidentally stripped of your identity and your parents find out about it, then the fact that he and Wu Zhuma cheated on netizens will be completely exposed, let’s not say whether they will be ordered to cancel No, I thought of Aunt Chen Xiaowen and Uncle Wu Jiashan who wanted Wu Zhuma to marry a wife and have children so much, but they ruined their innocence because of him...

I feel like crying.

"Don't worry." Wu Zhuma leaned against Professor Li Chun's desk, propped the desk with both hands, her posture was a little loose, "I have eliminated the possibility of revealing my identity."

Wu Zhuma said it simply. After all, it was really just a matter of making a few phone calls. It was really simple.But on Li Chunshou's side, it's not easy for Yu Xi to redeem, and Li Chunshou is not as thoughtful as Wu Zhuma thinks. He thought he was safe before. Who knows that netizens can look at a watch? Associate them with photographs.

"How did you do it?" Li Chunshou stared at Wu Zhuma suspiciously. You must know that the two of them have already exposed their figures, and they can't code their own P pictures like when they are taking selfies. Passers-by The photos taken are more realistic.

"Look for a relationship, now that the heat has gone down, you should try to transform quickly, so that netizens won't pay attention to too many irrelevant things." Wu Zhuma said, but also laughed at Li Chunshou's stupidity in her heart , that is to say, Li Chunshou will combine reality and then make up stories on the Internet. This kind of truth and falsehood can deceive anyone, but Li Chunshou is in the bureau, and he has no idea that these are not irrelevant at all. matter.

When Wu Zhuma said a word, Li Chunshou was envious. Why did he always forget that Wu Zhuma is a serious and rich second generation, and the friends around him are all the same people!So Li Chunshou was happy. With Wu Zhuma around, wouldn't he be able to continue wandering freely?

"I will work hard!" Li Chunshou clenched his fists full of confidence. He felt that he would be able to successfully transform his content in the future. When he gained a firm foothold, he would "break up" with Wu Zhuma on Weibo. If he has achieved his own purpose, he will not implicate Wu Zhuma.

Li Chunshou: My God, I'm a genius!

"So, this time I wiped your ass for you again, should I be rewarded?" Wu Zhuma revealed a faint look, which made Li Chunshou a little guilty.

"You just say it. It just so happens that my income has increased a little recently. I'll buy you whatever you want!" Li Chunshou patted off the bed, speaking with great pride. He never thought that Wu Zhuma was richer than him, or that Wu Zhuma The fact that Zhuma wanted something he couldn't afford.

Anyway, he relied on Wu Zhuma not to embarrass him so much and let him be presumptuous!The favored are always confident.

"Then accompany me to the class reunion." After Wu Zhuma got the answer he wanted, he left this sentence, and then he waved directly out of Li Chunshou's room.

"...Ah? Ah?? Wait! Come back!"

"It's a little pig who regrets after agreeing." Wu Zhuma smiled slightly, then stretched her long legs, said goodbye to Zhang Lulu and Li Guofu quickly, and then went out. His next schedule was to go directly to work.

Because the routine was taught by Li Chun, Wu Zhuma had a lot of fun in class today.

Li Chunshou, who was left in a daze, didn't know where to start his mouth if he wanted to object.

The author has something to say: I haven't written it there yet, try to write it in the next chapter