The Inquisitor's Conjurer Mr.

"Save me some face, brat!"

Gojo Satoru ruffles the child's fluffy white hair, while lowering his head and talking to him with a smile: "However, if I put it this way, I'm more interested in my mother!"

The child looked at him with pity.

"Hey, what's that look on your face?"

"Pfft haha-"

Xia Youjie covered his stomach and laughed loudly, "Wu, how bad is your father?"

"What do you say, what he despises is another Wujo Wu of parallel time and space, it's not me!"

Gojo Satoru shook his head, rebutting with reason.

"Although my 30-year-old father is a naive, self-willed, and unreliable adult, he still shows a trustworthy side occasionally, and if you are 20-year-old..." The child sighed like an adult and shook his head.

"How am I?"

"There is no charm to attract girls." The child said innocently, "Mom won't like you."

Gojo Satoru got angry and said with a stinky face, "I don't necessarily like your mother either!"

"That's really great. Mom deserves better. Anyway, conjurer is not a good job. Not only is he often not at home, but he is an adult and often has a child's temper. He is sticky and coquettish all day long. Nothing at all Manliness."

The child snapped his fingers and counted Wu's five crimes one by one.

"Am I like this?" Gojo Satoru pointed at himself, and asked the few people present with his eyes wide open.

"There's nothing wrong with that." Xia Youjie nodded.

"how is this possible?!!"

"Gojo Satoru, how tolerant you are to yourself!" Qi Hai asked blankly.

"Look, Dad, I'm right." The child shrugged helplessly, patted him on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "You'd better wait until you grow up to find your mother."

"Wu, your son is too cute. His personality is much more likable than yours." Xia Youjie looked at the excitement.

"Hmm, are you Uncle Xia You?"

"Why, am I not familiar with you in another time and space?"

Xia Youjie also squatted down, smiling a little softly.

"...Well, I don't spend as much time with Uncle Xia You as Qi Haihai."

"Is that so..."

"Okay, okay, then do you want to go home with me for the time being?" Gojo Satoru interjected, "It's okay to live with me."

"Of course it's fine, I'll take care of myself."

The child went over by himself, and naturally held Gojo Satoru's hand.

"If the matter is settled, then I will go too." Qihai pushed down her glasses and said.

"Qi Haihai, goodbye!" The child smiled sweetly at Qi Hai again.

"Well, you can call me if you have anything to do." In the end, Qihai couldn't help but say something, after all, Gojo Satoru is not a person who can take care of children.

"Then I won't bother you father and son, see you tomorrow." Xia Youjie said lazily with his hands in his trouser pockets.

"Goodbye, Uncle Xia You." The child waved goodbye obediently.

Gojo Satoru is holding the child. The child's hand is very small, and the touch is different from the softness of an adult. When he holds it, he will also realize that this is an existence that needs careful care. It feels quite novel.

"It's amazing, does this count as becoming a father in advance?"

"Hmm, according to my world, you won't have a child until at least ten years later."

"Isn't that about 30 years old?"

"Hmm, that's already the best result of your stalking, Dad."

"Don't hit me like that!" Gojo Satoru unceremoniously pinched the child's face with some baby fat, and it felt quite good.

The child pursed his mouth, with disgust written all over his face.

"Can you tell me a little bit about what kind of person your mother is?"

"Didn't you just say that you might not like your mother? I won't say that!" The child never wavered in his defense of his mother.

"Strawberry-flavored Daifuku, the new game console, Ultraman's toys... tell me, you can do whatever you want." Gojo Satoru tempted.

"Dad, then lower your head." The child said with a serious face.

"Okay, I'm listening." Wujo Wujo bowed her head happily.

The child stretched out two small hands to hug Gojo Wu's head, put his forehead against his, and said helplessly, "Dad, is your brain broken?"

"Do you think I'm that easy-going kid?"

"Who taught you this?" Gojo Satoru was dumbfounded by the child's words.

"Every time Dad is stupid, Mom will ask Dad if his brain is broken."

"Hey, don't call him an idiot in front of Dad!"

"Oh, sorry, Dad."

"You little devil is here to collect debts!"

So the two returned to Gojo Satoru's apartment alone in such a noisy manner.

"Please come in!"

Young Master Gojo Gojo bowed and posed like a hotel waiter with a playful smile.

The child glanced at it. Although the place where the single man lives can't be said to be dirty, it's not so tidy. There are half-eaten potato chips piled up on the table, and game controllers are placed on the tatami in front of the TV cabinet. The indicator shows the victory clearance record.

There are large men’s shoes in the entrance, the changed clothes are piled on the sofa, and there is nothing messy on the bedside table... After pretentiously looking around, the child nodded secretly, very good, this apartment looks No trace of a woman's life.

"I said you little guy, did you see something?" Gojo Satoru teased the child.

"I stopped eating in bed when I was three years old, Dad." The child's blue eyes looked at Gojo Satoru, "And you still have some crumbs on your bed."

Gojo Satoru covered his face with one hand, and muttered, "Do you still have a cleanliness?"

"This is the basic self-cultivation of an adult." The child raised his eyelids and cast a glance at Wujo Wu, as if he was saying, "Are you a child now or am I a child?"

"Okay, okay, it's really embarrassing for me to lose to you."

In order to save his image as an adult, Gojo Satoru rolled up his sleeves and planned to tidy up the house casually. The child looked at him and asked in a surprised tone, "Dad, why don't you let the hourly worker do it?"

"Did you spend all your money on Strawberry Daifuku?"

What is the experience of a child who is too smart and precocious? When he is looked at by the child's innocent big eyes, Gojo Satoru just wants to post a post on the Internet.

When the part-time worker came to do the cleaning, Gojo Satoru decided to take the child out of the removal spell, and by the way, guide him about the spells. Before starting, he asked redundantly, "Are you afraid?"

"You said this, my father secretly took me to see the scene of exorcising super-level cursed spirits when I was three years old."

"..." It really looks like something he would do.

"And then Dad was banned from sweets for a month!"

"Scared...!!" Gojo Wujo hummed, "I won't be obedient!"

The child shrugged, "That's why I said, the current father doesn't have the charm to attract women at all."

Gojo Satoru knocked the child on the head unceremoniously, "How old are you, you're taking care of adults' affairs."

"I'm the most popular kid in my class, and I've received more Valentine's Day presents than you, Dad!"

"You kid really came here to collect debts!" ​​In the end, Gojo Satoru could only take advantage of his adult size and ruthlessly rubbed the child's face with some baby fat.

After that, Gojo Satoru teleported the child to the suburbs. After the two fathers and sons exchanged questions about the spells, after the child realized it, he looked at his son, who was like an adult, and asked a question, "Uncle Xia Youjie from another time and space Not familiar with you?"

He sat down on the grass, holding a piece of dogtail grass in his mouth, looking a little leisurely.

The child also sat down cross-legged opposite him, his little brows frowned, as if he was thinking about what to say.

Gojo Gojo laughed, and rubbed the kid's fluffy hair again, "There's nothing you can't say."

"Actually, I haven't met Uncle Xia Youjie, I just heard that he used to be a good friend of Dad's."

After a few seconds of silence, Gojo Satoru asked jokingly, "What do you mean, did that guy die young?"

"It seems that in the second grade, he defected from the high school and became a curse master. He also became the leader of the Panxing Cult. His ideal is to end the era of monkeys and establish a paradise for curse masters."

"Bah bah... so bitter..." Hearing this, Gotjo Satoru was so excited that he bit down the dog's tail grass in his mouth, his mouth was full of bitter taste, and after wrinkling his face, he spit out the grass in his mouth , he was puzzled, "Monkey??"

"It's just an ordinary person without spells."

"Is he crazy?!" Gojo Satoru widened his eyes, "And then?"

"And then... well, he died at the hands of my father."

Gojo Satoru was too shocked to speak, with a very complicated look on his face.

The child thought about it, and felt that the father might need some comfort, so he stood up, hugged Wujo Satoru with his small soft arms, and patted his head gently, "Dad, don't be sad."

The child's voice was immature and innocent, "Uncle Xia You is your good friend, you should take care of him more, if he goes wrong in the future, Dad will take Uncle Xia You back together, so that you can be good friends for a lifetime." Friends."

Feeling the child patting his head lightly, under such circumstances, Gojo Satoru could still be sad, he lifted the child up and let him ride on his shoulders, "Don't do that! Wrong role!"

"I am the father!"

"Wow! It's flying!" The child who was supported by Gojo Gojo on his shoulders was a little excited, and said smugly, "Dad, do you like me very much?"

"Hmm, what else do you want me to praise you for?"

"That's not it!" The child played with Gojo Satoru's fluffy hair, "I just want to tell you that I will return to another father sooner or later. If you still want to see me, at least ten years later .”

"Don't be so cruel, can you tell me where mother is?"

"Don't even think about it, mom is still a high school student, so she won't let you, a nasty adult, bother her!"

"Understood, high school student!!"

"..." Oops, I slipped my tongue!

Hearing his father's suspicious laughter, the child quickly covered his mouth and told himself not to reveal his mother's information any more.

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感谢在2021-12-1117:54:09~2021-12-1223:26:11期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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