[Naruto] Ninja Typhoon

One bite left, one bite right!

Shouhe was very happy to eat, whether it was fresh or cooked food, he ate it with a mouthful of saliva.He is a tailed beast, so he doesn't feel like he has a stomachache or is full.But Nuan Xia didn't allow him to eat, saying that three meals a day should be fixed and rationed.

"I'll sleep for a while, and I'm going to perform tomorrow morning." All the food in the dining car was eaten, and Nuan Xia filled it with a lot of agricultural products.

"..."

Shouhe, who was being nagged, sat obediently, the little friends whose inner world is connected.Nine-tailed beasts sat on the water, and the cheerful big civet cat showed off what he ate.Seeing Jifu on the left getting colder and colder, he laughed loudly.

"Jifu calm down." Chongming fanned his wings to persuade him, among them tailed beasts, the most cheerful (stupid) bright (cute) one is Shouhe.He wants to eat delicious food, and with Nuan Xia's character, he will definitely not refuse. "You also know that Shouhe has no restraint in what he does."

"Humph~"

"You are still Nuan Xia's contractor, but Shou He is not!"

"It's not that I haven't eaten, Nuan Xia even took me to play around. This time, because I went to the Land of Wind, I knew that I hate drought, so I let me go home and stay in the lake."

"I'll sign a contract with her later."

"Shouhe, how dare you!"

"What am I afraid of?"

ol!

sandstorm!

Tailed Beasts: Fuck~ They're fighting over a woman.

"Stupid civet cat, let Nuan Xia call me."

"Humph."

Of course Jifu knew that Shouhe would not say anything, but how could he inform Nuan Xia?It's too late to climb to the Kingdom of the Wind now.When he thought of Nuan Xia signing a contract with Shouhe, he was so wronged that he wanted to run away from home.

[Aofu~Actually, a divorce means that the mistress spends her money, beats her baby, and sleeps with her man.It doesn't matter to men, the money and the baby have to be snatched back.Going to wrap a little boy is the correct way to open it. ]

[It seems to make sense. ]

Isofu is a tailed beast and doesn't understand what she's talking about.Now...he knows this feeling very well!

After running away from home...

Shouhe will eat his food, get his wages, and sleep in his nest.

[Little boy? ] Jifu felt that it was not Nuan Xia who changed his mind, but Nasan Shouhe.

Nuan Xia: == I seem to hear the main room's speech!

Watching Shuhe disappear, Chongming looked at the cloudy tortoise to comfort him. "Don't climb it, the desert will kill the tortoise from thirst."

Of course Jifu knew it wasn't suitable, but Shuhe couldn't come out to play either. "Hmph~ Even if the contract is signed, the stupid tanuki can only be in the desert."

"Boring." Jiu Lama sneered and left the place.

Humanity……

They are all liars.

Puff puff--

The train roared with a long sound, and there were cranes along the way, and the weather was calm.After the car arrived at the station, there was an open-air performance, and Shouhe saw a stage play, a stage play about science and education, which was somewhat incomprehensible to Tailed Beast.

"Go to the other side of the city, and I will act out a treasure hunt in the desert."

"You?" Shouhe nodded, wondering why Nuan Xia didn't mention signing a contract with him.

Adventures in the desert, sand robbers, fighting wits and courage for a treasure map.In the end, the treasure map was found, but it was a beautiful oasis.As a result, they saved a life. The most precious resources in the desert are water and food.

In fact, Sand Pirates are not all bad people. In this harsh environment, most of them have nothing to do.As more and more bad things are done, more and more bottom lines are broken, and the sand robbers gradually become devils.

The adventures, greed, and survival of the protagonists, and finally, these sand pirates took root in the oasis: farming, planting trees.The team of the protagonists also understand that treasures are not only real money, but life cannot be bought with much money.Gold cannot be exchanged for a drop of water in the desert, and every drop of water in the desert can make people's lives precious.

This kind of plot can only empathize with the people of the Kingdom of Wind who are struggling in the desert.The citizens of the Land of Winds love the Nuan Xia Drama Troupe, and these scripts are speaking for the people's livelihood.There are so many drama troupes following suit, but they can't surpass them.They have too many scruples and fixed values, making it impossible to write the script that the audience wants.

"Xia Xia, there is news from the Land of Fire."

"After reading it...the ticket was refunded out of embarrassment?"

Lu Lin also burst into laughter. The performance of the Nuan Xia Drama Troupe starts from the Land of Fire and goes to various countries in the mainland, and then returns to the Land of Fire to end.The time is also very stable. The original theater suddenly backtracked, but the tickets were still sold out.Knowing that they are not performing, it is normal to protest.For the same play, Xia Xia's rehearsals are of course different.

"Let the Nara Chamber of Commerce issue an announcement and say: Go back after the tour in the Land of the Wind, and then check the theater schedule. No, we will perform in the open air during the day, please rest assured. There are three new plays that were originally scheduled to be there Performed."

"Okay." Lu Lin dragged Tsunaji, who was hot into soup dumplings, away, he hugged the pillar and even wanted to pick up Minazuki's sister.

"Let go of me, Xiao Linzi. Jasmine sauce~marry me, I can wash clothes, cook, and take care of children."

Minazuki Jasmine's cheeks were flushed, she had never seen this kind of man.

Tsuna will never leave, Xia Xia's ideal man must be the best man.

"Don't look at me as fat, I can become thinner. Xia Xia also said that I am blessed, Jasmine sauce, you are cold in summer, but I am warm in winter."

"...I, I will think about it." Jasmine was getting a marriage proposal for the first time since she grew up.

Lu Lin & Nuan Xia: Wow~ Really?

Nuan Xia didn't even write the script for a moment, and dragged Lu Lin to flee the scene quickly.A pair of eyes popped out of the tent, looking inside to watch the gossip shine.Qiuqiu actually succeeded in directing the ball, and the opponent was still shy.

"Really?" Tsunaji felt that happiness came too fast, he was going to suffer from heat stroke!

"Well, so... you, can you go out first?"

"Oh! Do you like vegetables? I'm going to cook for Kanto. Do you want cold dishes?"

"……thanks."

"Xiao Linzi, look at you, you lost."

"...I didn't lose, I already had a fiancee when I was three years old."

"I don't count." Nuan Xia rolled her eyes, don't make trouble with her.

Lu Lin turned his face away, he didn't have much interest in getting married.Now that there is still a father to rely on, getting married is tantamount to being on your own, and even taking over the job of the patriarch, and adding Xia Xia's affairs, the work will become more.If there is a child...he will also take on her work.

So complicated!

It's so scary!

Premonition of dying from overwork!

Lu Lin suddenly discovered that having a green plum fiancée(?) does not mean less trouble.Even if you don't have a troublesome relationship, you can fall into a working hell (...).

"I don't want to get married until I'm 20." Work is horrible.

"What a coincidence, I think so too." What's so good about getting married early?

>>>

The next stop is the capital of the Kingdom of Wind, where the daimyo of the Kingdom of Wind lives, and there is almost no green in sight.It is said that it used to be a beautiful place, but it has become like this with the gradual weathering of the years.The daimyo wants to move but has no money, so he can only store water in various ways, struggling in the desert here.The name of the Land of Winds is very poor, timid and homely.In terms of population... it is the least country among the five major countries.

—Inside the secret door—

"Nuan Xia Sang, Lu Lin Sang."

"everything is OK?"

"Yes. The princess has recovered from her illness, and the new city is under construction."

"That's good. There are too many people, so I won't see her."

Liefeng bowed slightly to express his thanks, and led the medical ninja back.The daimyo of the land of winds has never been out since she took the throne. She said that she was in poor health, but it was actually because she was a woman.The elder brother who was murdered was alive or dead, so she could only choose to succeed him.

It is very difficult to support an ordinary country, not to mention the country of the Wind Country, which is treated lightly by the heavens.Sandstorms, lack of water, disease, everything is a fatal thing.In order to let the people live well, she chooses to cooperate with Nuan Xia to realize the republic of the Kingdom of Wind.

—Daming House—

"Ji Jun, this is the doctor Miss Nuan Xia found for you to adjust your body."

"Trouble her, I'll take care." She was really tired, but she didn't want to admit defeat.

She must take care of herself as soon as possible, and now many nobles are doubting her identity, and will definitely prevent the rebellion from forcing the palace.She has to make preparations before that, and wipe out the murderers of these father and brother!

"How about Lie Dou preparations?"

"You are tired of forgetting about that useless thing of Quanzi."

Princess Saori opened the letter and read it line by line. The handwriting belonged to Nara Lubayashi.Keep the layout in mind, and deduce possible changes and omissions.I have to admit that this young man is a genius strategist.

"Thank you for me." Compared with the plan she came up with before, the risk was [-]% lower.I really envy Nuan Xia, she is surrounded by talented people.

"Yes."

>>>>

There was only half a month of stay here, and Nuan Xia told Shouhe that he would be at the post station and asked the merchant to send him food regularly.Don't litter the sand in the past, as it will be very difficult to control desertification over there.And don't eat things from the Kingdom of Wind, the people here are very poor, and they can't even support themselves.Don't forget that throwing sand where there are people is easy to kill people.

Shukaku discovers...

Nuan Xia never thought of signing a contract with him!

He said he would sign it, wouldn't it be embarrassing if he didn't sign it?

But Nuan Xia didn't open her mouth, wouldn't it be embarrassing for him to come to the door?

With apprehension and pride, Shouhe left the Land of Winds in the warm summer and has yet to speak.She is really a very nice person, she treats him like a friend, and draws pictures for him when she has nothing to do.Patiently taught him how to use sand to make roasted seeds and nuts, so that he can save snacks for himself in the future.

Ahhhhh!

What kind of ecstasy soup did Jifu pour this girl into?

Winter is coming soon, and people in the Land of Winds are preparing for it.The Nuan Xia Drama Troupe returned home after their performance in the Land of Fire, preparing to survive this winter.Good news also came from the country of thunder, the war that lasted for a year ended, and a new country was born.The name daimyo has also disappeared from the land of thunder.The ninjas were invited back to their hometowns and incorporated into the country's army, and all aspects of welfare were very satisfactory.

Nuan Xia looked at the information, reviewing each and every one, most of which was rejection of the Kingdom of Thunder.However, refusing to associate with the Kingdom of Thunder is not a problem for them for the time being.The country needs construction and development, and it will take at least one year for the train to pass.

"Xiao Linzi, help me and Juju place a few orders."

"what."

knock knock --

The glass window was knocked, and Nuan Xia saw the turtle outside, and opened the window to brush off the snow on him.Put it on the warm baby, let him take what he wants to eat, touch the turtle shell and continue working.

Don't have the taste of Shukuru?

Ji Fu looked at Nuan Xia's eyes brightly, and his heart was full of joy and he shook his tail.

"You didn't sign a contract with Shouhe?"

Nuan Xia looked confused, why did she sign so many tailed beast psychics with her small arms and legs?

"Why should I make a contract with Shuhe?"

"Xia Xia!" Ji Fu was no longer reserved, and threw himself on her neck, rubbing her eyebrows.

"It's so cold, what's the matter?" Nuan Xia pulled the tortoise down and looked at him with raised eyebrows.

"Come with me."

"Hey."

The sound of ticking water, this is an orange world.Nuan Xia opened her eyes and looked at the surroundings blankly.Jifu jumped off her head, became bigger and stomped wildly in the water.

"Shouhe, Youlu, Sun Wukong... Come out quickly!"

"What are you doing? I want to hibernate." Chongming said lazily, don't underestimate the nature of insects.

"Stupid tortoise, I'm sleeping." Jiu Lama yawned and looked at Nuan Xia with his chin propped up. "Little girl~"

"Nine Lamas, Chongming, long time no see." Nuan Xia waved her hand foolishly, why did everyone come out of the water?

Shouhe: If you don't come out, I won't come out even if you die!

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