Fall in love with Lord Yeluo

"The semester is almost over. This is the last self-study class of this semester. I hope you will be safe and secure. After this class, everyone will leave the campus soon. You will also have a short separation from your classmates and teachers. When I met you once, you were in the third year. When you are in the third year, you will not be far from the senior year. Students, we don’t have much time to spend. We should think about the next life and do a good job. Prepare…"

The head teacher, before finishing the long speech, saw Mo Xiaobai raise his hand, thinking that he had the same opinion as himself, and those listless students who didn’t even look at their own students who were doing ideological work for them. no the same.The homeroom teacher gave Mo Xiaobai an appreciative glance, "Student Mo Xiaobai, please tell me!"

Mo Xiaobai stood up from his seat, looked at the head teacher with a serious face, and felt uncomfortable looking at the head teacher, so he said to the head teacher: "Teacher, they are passing notes, affecting my sleep!"

Class teacher: ... (Speechless!)

The classmate who passed the note: ... (I am ashamed.)

"Mo Xiaobai, stand outside as punishment for me, don't let me see your face again!" Mo Xiaobai stood up, walked to the podium, took off his tie, tied the teacher's eyes, a series of movements in one go!The teacher was dumbfounded, "Damn it, Mo Xiaobai, you bastard, what are you doing, are you looking for death?" The teacher was so angry that he didn't even care about being a teacher, and swear words burst out.

"Teacher, my mother didn't offend you. Why did you scold my mother? I didn't call you a bastard. Why did you call me a bastard? You said you don't want to see me. I endured my sadness and prepared to leave! "

"Then you go! Why tie my eyes?"

"You speak in such a fierce tone, as if you will hit me if you see me, so I have to cover your eyes before leaving."

The head teacher looks at the sky without tears, why is there such a bastard in our class!Wu Shaoyang was sitting on the seat, watching all this petrified.

That's how this semester came to an end.And Mo Xiaobai lived in Ye Luo's house as he wished!

In the morning, the autumn air was crisp, and Ye Luo went out for a morning run, while Mo Xiaobai squatted by the window of the next door and listened in the corner, enjoying himself.

The situation in the house is like this, the daughter of the neighbor's house found a Japanese boyfriend. On this day, the daughter brought her boyfriend home for dinner.On the way, my daughter went out for something, and none of the family could speak Japanese, so no one was ashamed to move their chopsticks first. After a while of embarrassment, his father couldn't help it, and said to his future son-in-law: "Taijun, Missy Missy!" For a moment, the whole family petrified, and Mo Xiaobai outside the window almost burst out laughing!Ye Luo, who just came back from the morning run, just heard it, held back a smile, and carried Mo Xiaobai back!

"Idiot, hurry up and change your clothes, we are going to work!"

"Ah! Is your family bankrupt? You are going to work."

With a dark face, Ye Luo patted Mo Xiaobai on the head, "Don't talk nonsense, before we go on a trip, we need to have money, so let's make money."

"Oh, where are we going to work?"

"amusement park."

On the road, Mo Xiaobai saw a person riding a battery car in the wrong direction, and was caught by the police, who wanted to fine him 50 yuan. If I ask my uncle to come out, you have to give me 50!" Hearing this, the policeman was also angry: "You bring your uncle here, let me see how good he is, I don't believe that I can give you 50 ” The guy immediately took out a hundred yuan from his pocket, pointed to the portrait of Grandpa Mao and said, “This is my uncle, quickly find me 50.” The policeman laughed, and finally gave him two 50.Mo Xiaobai next to him burst out laughing.