Lao Tzu is the Secretary of the Base

When Li Haoran came home, he caught up with the rush hour for work in the afternoon, and when he entered the community, he was baptized by the residents of the community with all kinds of scum-seeing eyes, and the aunts and uncles were talking about it—tsk tsk, it’s not that special care, The kid who brought messy people back to his brother's house?Yo, this kid is here to harm his brother again?

And so on, Li Haoran didn't feel intimidated at all, instead he felt complacent - what a disaster, it was his younger brother who rushed to stick to him, hmph~

This inexplicable little complacency was wiped away by Qi Ye's smiling face when he returned to the house.

Li Haoran handed the takeaway to Qi Ye, and Qi Ye also smiled and handed Li Haoran a stack of paper. On the white cover, there were two palm-sized big black characters—family rules!

Qi Ye carried the takeaway to the dining table and said, "Read carefully, the signed one is on the last page, remember to stamp your thumbprint."

Li Haoran was a little dumbfounded, what the hell is going on with this shit?

Li Haoran ran to the dining table with a dry smile, sat down opposite Qi Ye, and asked, "Well, where did I recruit you again?"

Qi Ye unwrapped the takeaway without raising his head, and seeing the two spoonfuls of crushed peanuts on the shiny yellow noodles, he raised the corners of his mouth in satisfaction, mixed the noodles and said: "Family has family rules, state has state laws, this is a normal thing .”

Nima, which family rules will use A4 paper to pack a dozen densely, and order a white cover when it's over!

Li Haoran complained in his heart, but he still looked through it in a proper manner.

Article [-]: Parents are the masters of major family affairs. For the scope of major events, please refer to Article [-] on the first page of the attachment.

Li Haoran: ... Damn, there is an attachment for the explanation!

Li Haoran glanced back unsteadily, and then understood—there are not many family rules, just the first two sheets, and the next ten sheets are all!yes!explain!bright!attached!pieces!

Oh no, there are two penalty bills at the end.

Li Haoran read the first article on the first page with shaking hands.

Major events: report the reason for spending more than [-] yuan; report in advance if you don’t return at night (note: in case of emergency, keep evidence sufficient for parents to trust).Parents have the right to add conditions five times.

Then Li Haoran turned over the penalty regulations again:

Violation of one of the family rules, the first time a fine of [-], the second one-day ban, the third 'plug-in' for one day.

At the same time, it violated two house rules, serving in the bedroom.

At the same time, he violated the three house rules and served in the bedroom.

……

Violation of Article [-] of the House Rules, parents reserve the right of final interpretation.

Li Haoran turned back to the first page, and saw Article [-] - it is not allowed to have any physical or mental ambiguity or any relationship beyond ambiguity with any other men and women.

Li Haoran: ... This is the first time for my young master to see such a serious sentence about stealing food.

After flipping through it hastily, looking up at Qi Ye who was already full, Li Haoran's face was numb: "This kind of unequal treaty, do you think I will sign it?"

Qi Ye smiled: "Do you think you have a choice?"

"Fuck, it's not fair!"

"On the last page, this family rule has the same effect on me."

After hearing this, Li Haoran quickly turned to the last page, um, indeed there is.

"But why are you the parent!"

"Because your lower body is too immoral." Qi Ye sighed, then stood up, leaned over the table, hooked Li Haoran's neck, and pulled the distance between the two very close, then said: "Two Brother, you understand, I use so many messy rules, just to change your heart."

The sudden confession made Li Haoran pause for breath, in fact, why didn't he understand.

Li Haoran frowned and glanced away, but this evasive action annoyed Qi Ye—Qi Ye didn't understand, Li Haoran obviously didn't hate him, and didn't even reject his relationship with his bed partner, but why did he always avoid his feelings?Just for Mrs. Madam?Or is there some other reason?Like Wang Lele?

The more Qi Ye thought about it, the more gloomy his eyes became. He grabbed Li Haoran's hair and pulled it back forcefully, making Li Haoran have to look up at him.

"Damn it! It hurts—"

Li Haoran's cursing stopped abruptly, and the violent kiss that belonged to Qi Ye sealed his voice.

Every time he kissed Qi Ye, Li Haoran felt insecure that his throat would be bitten at any moment, but this insecurity brought him a happy feeling of being on the verge of destruction.

Li Haoran was not passive this time, he grabbed Qi Ye's shoulder, and responded to Qi Ye with the same strength and brutality.

Two people are like two trapped animals, one trapped in the other's cage, the other trapped in its own cage.

"I've thought more than once that it's better to kill you and stay by my side than to watch you flirt, but I can't bear it." Qi Ye hurt Li Haoran, and then he felt that his chest was also being torn apart. .

"You fucking know how to force me, why don't you be reluctant!" Li Haoran was hurt by him, and the words buried in the deepest part were also uttered.

When he heard these words, Qi Ye suddenly lost interest, he couldn't do it anymore.

Qi Ye supported Li Haoran, he looked at Li Haoran and asked, "Second brother, don't you have any sincerity towards me?"

"..." Li Haoran was silent.

Unwilling to be reconciled, Qi Ye asked again: "You have never rejected me, even if I have treated you too much, you have never rejected me. Which of the flowers and plants around you is not a dewy marriage, you have been with me for so many years, there is no feeling at all ?I do not believe."

Li Haoran gritted his teeth, and said in a muffled voice, "Because I sneaked up on you."

Qi Ye frowned: "This kind of guilt, according to your personality, will be gone after I fucked you for the first time."

Li Haoran didn't look at Qi Ye, but his expression was uncharacteristically calm and mature.He was silent for a few seconds before he said, "You fell in love with men because of my sneak attack."

Qi Ye suddenly felt very cold at that moment, as if the temperature of every drop of blood had been drawn from his chest, even his nerves were cold, he couldn't help showing a distressed expression.

"...Because of this? Do you think your sneak attack changed my sexual orientation?"

"I just wanted to taste the forbidden fruit, I didn't want you to fall in love with me." Li Haoran was very calm, very calm.He pushed Qi Ye away and sat up, took out a pack of cigarettes from the pile of clothes beside the bed, lit one and put it in his mouth, then leaned against the head of the bed, exhaled a puff of smoke, and looked at the smoke in the gauze-like whiteness. Looking at Qi Ye: "I tried to like you, but I couldn't do it. Over the years, no matter how much you have treated me, I will bear it, because I am sorry for you. But you have gone too far this time, you shouldn't take the old lady and them threaten me."

"You punched me back then... Do you remember what I said, everything you did to me was just because you felt sorry for me?"

"……yes--"

"Li Haoran!" Qi Ye roared angrily and interrupted Li Haoran's answer. His eyes turned red and he grabbed Li Haoran's neck. The cigarette in Li Haoran's hand fell on the quilt, and soon burned a black hole.Li Haoran's face was painful, but Qi Ye's hand did not relax at all. He looked at Li Haoran with a ferocious face and said, "I don't care what reason you are with me, but everything will not change now, you are mine. , so, stop trying to provoke me, second brother."

Qi Ye let go of his hand and let Li Haoran breathe, then he grabbed Li Haoran's hair and raised Li Haoran's head, gently stroking Li Haoran's chin and lips: "I love you, you won't understand how much I love you. Even if My love has become a burden for you, and I will not let it go. But second brother, I will give you a chance."

Qi Ye bent down and hugged Li Haoran, resting his head on Li Haoran's shoulder, then whispered softly in Li Haoran's ear.

"Since you are not sincere to me, then break me, let me give up, let me die of pain, and I will not pester you anymore."

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