Lao Tzu is the Secretary of the Base

As soon as Li Haoran's words came out, the old lady was stunned for a full minute, then stretched out her hand tremblingly, and slapped Li Haoran on the forehead.

"Good you bastard! Don't talk about the flowers and plants outside, even your younger brother is thinking about it! You! You! Get out of here!" The old lady was trembling with anger, she pushed Li Haoran away and left, completely ignoring Li Haoran Howled from behind.Get in the car and ask the driver to drive directly back to my home.

Li Haoran was dumbfounded. Here, old lady, why don't you follow the script?

After realizing it later, Li Haoran felt that he had caused a catastrophe, so he obediently drove the car slowly to his home, and at the same time hurriedly called his parents.

Qi Ye had just arrived at the Qi family's home at this time, and only the guards and a small servant came to greet him.When the phone rang, Qi Ye stood there, not looking for anyone to pick him up.

"Hello?" Qi Ye still had some expectation in his heart - if this enlightened thing comes to sweet talk him, he should give him something sweet to eat.

As a result, Qi Ye hadn't settled his thoughts when he heard Li Haoran's miserable voice: "That... my daughter-in-law, your mother-in-law knows about our affairs."

Qi Ye: ...

"What should I do, my mother will catch me now, and I'm on my way back to my home." Li Haoran drove the car at the speed of a turtle, a bit windy and cold.

Qi Ye raised his forehead: "Second brother, I didn't ask you to reveal the meaning of the wind to the old lady, not for you to have a showdown. Do you want me to look up the difference between these two words in the dictionary for you?"

"I don't want to either! It's that bastard Anna! He flirted with me, but the old lady bumped into me. Isn't it... It's easy to say."

Qi Ye felt that the veins in his temples were going to burst, but there was nothing he could do. Now that no one was in front of him, he couldn't even beat him up.So he had no choice but to say patiently: "You go back and pretend to be good, don't go against the master, I will come back as soon as possible."

Li Haoran curled his lips: "You are wrong, I am also a man, and I can take care of things."

Qi Ye smiled softly: "Then tell the master that you raped me, distorted my sexual orientation, and finally forced me to be with you."

Li Haoran: "...Are you angry?"

Qi Ye sighed, and said: "Go back and follow along, don't make trouble for yourself. The master may detain you for a few days until I come back, so don't provoke the master to use the whip, you know?"

"Understood. Hey, don't hang up, don't hang up, give me a boo."

Qi Ye: "..."

Li Haoran groaned: "I'm about to go to the battlefield, and I haven't brought a parting kiss. Do you know how nervous I am now? I can sing vibrato for you!"

Qi Ye got a headache from his yelling, so he raised his hand decisively, pressed two fingers on the screen, and then pulled it off.

"Boom!"

Satisfied, Li Haoran laughed a few times, then took a few mouthfuls at the Trojan horse on the screen, and then said to Qi Ye: "Then I'm dead, come back early and save me, bye."

Qi Ye hung up the phone without saying a word.

——Li Haoran's stinky virtue, which is on the nose and on the face, must be rectified after returning home.

Besides, the Second Young Master Li who was on the battlefield, after hanging up on his husband, he tactfully called his elder brother.

"Brother, brother, brother..."

Li Haotian's face was numb: "Are you going to lay eggs?"

Li Haoran immediately burst into tears: "Brother! Your second brother's life depends entirely on you!"

Li Haotian waved his hand helplessly and told the assistant to go out, then pressed his temple and said: "I'm mentally prepared, tell me, what are you messing with again."

Li Haoran said embarrassingly: "Actually, it's nothing serious, can you go back to my home first?"

Li Haotian said straight to the point: "The old man is going to torment you? Wouldn't someone be pregnant again? Let me tell you, Li Haoran, if this is the case, I will definitely not help you, you should calm down and learn a lesson!" "

Li Haoran shook his head quickly: "No, brother, don't be hit by what I said."

"...Can you still hit me?"

"Then are you ready?"

Li Haotian: ...

Li Haoran said seriously: "Brother, in fact, the person Qi Ye likes is me. He is with you purely to anger me, so he has no sincerity towards you. Don't be sad. Although you can't be a lover, at least he It's also one of the younger brothers you brought up, and you are still—hey, hello? Brother, why are you hanging up on me? Hello?"

A few seconds later, looking at the phone ringing again on the desk, Li Haotian answered it.

"Brother, don't be like this, I know you are very uncomfortable..."

"Li Haoran! Just give me another word and I will cut off your pocket money."

Brother Li made a big move, and Li Haoran immediately behaved himself and did not mention his 'sadness'.Seriously returning to the topic: "Okay then, can you come back? If you don't come back, I guess you won't be able to see me for the last time."

When Li Haotian heard this, he knew that his second brother had caused a catastrophe, so he was a little anxious: "What the hell are you doing?"

"The old lady knows about Qi Ye and I."

Li Haotian was really taken aback, and then quickly said: "I'll be right back."

Li Haoran hung up the phone, feeling quite touched—as expected of the eldest brother, he is so generous and still helps, so frankly so touched!

Li Haoran had the bottom line in his heart, and the way home didn't look so difficult.

Back home, as soon as he entered the compound, Li Haoran keenly saw two gardening workers winking at him, and the old nanny who had been at home for decades also cast a worried look at him.Li Haoran quickly gave everyone a 'relaxed' expression, and was going to wait in the courtyard for his elder brother to come back before entering.

"You son of a bitch! Don't get out of here!" There was a loud shout from the door, the old man was always strong and full of energy.

Li Haoran rubbed his nose, glanced resentfully at the time when he came, and hoped that his elder brother would come back soon.He walked in without daring to delay.

As soon as he entered the room, Li Haoran was dumbfounded.

"Crack!" The horsewhip in the old man's hand slammed on the table, making a loud bang, and then glared at Li Haoran: "Come here!"

Hearing this, Li Haoran immediately took a step back—fuck you, old man, why didn't you follow the script!

"Dad, calm down!" Li Haoran stretched out his fingers, with a trembling and healthy face.

"I can't calm down!" The old man flicked the whip again, pointed at the red-eyed old lady sitting on the sofa, and said sadly: "Look at how angry you are with your mother, how can I still calm down?" ! I will abolish you today!"

"No, Dad, it's about..."

"I don't care what's going on, your mother came back crying today, I won't be relieved if I don't beat you up today!"

Li Haoran was silent - dare you, you didn't ask what happened at all, it's wrong to only look at the result and not the process, old man, it's easy to get wronged under your whip, old man.

Li Haoran jumped up and down without hesitation, hugged his mother, and begged: "Mom, please don't cry, if you are sad, my father will beat me to death. Where can you find me?" Such a noisy son who can bring you childhood memories of the children!"

The old lady was so angry that she couldn't laugh or cry, stretched out her hand and pinched Li Haoran's ear, pretending to be angry: "You bastard! What's going on, please explain it clearly! What's going on with you and Xiao Ye? My brother can also be used as a shield !"

With a bitter face, Li Haoran glanced at the old man, stood up neatly, then moved to the sofa and stood up.

"Dad, that's actually what happened." Li Haoran said, looking at the whip in the old man's hand with his eyes.

Knowing the virtues of his second boy, the old man also put down his whip, sat beside his wife, patted his wife's back comfortingly, and then waited for Li Haoran's next words with a sullen face.

Li Haoran's eyeballs were rolling, and he was even more obsessed with words in his heart. After the old man snorted twice, he finally spoke.

"Well, I'll tell my mother that I've found someone."

The old man stared and thought, could it be that my wife was moved to cry!

Then Li Haoran went on to say: "Then I know you all, his name is Qi Ye."

The old man stood up, went to the table and picked up the horsewhip, pointed at Li Haoran and said kindly: "Come on, son, Dad will teach you how to use the horsewhip correctly."

Li Haoran: ...

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