Looking back and smiling

Chapter 1: Auspicious Empress

Yangzhou, a good and energetic young man.In the eyes of friends, he goes to the living room, in the eyes of his father, he goes to the kitchen, in the eyes of his elder sister, he goes to the bedroom... Cough cough, ignore the last sentence for now.

In short, Yangzhou is a good young man.She looks cute, has a sweet mouth, and a pair of beautiful peach blossom eyes, but her temper... um... In fact, Yang Zhou's temper is also good, except that the following three points are not involved.

Speaking of these three points, the bitterness in Yangzhou's heart was like a three-year drought in June.The culprits were Yang Nisha, the brainless elder sister of the family, and An Ziyu, the accomplice's bastard buddy.

Let me talk about the first point first, the fireworks will go to Yangzhou in March.

Yangzhou and Yang Nisha are in the same high school, but Yang Nisha is two grades higher than Yangzhou. When she was in the first year of high school in Yangzhou, Yang Nisha was already in the third year of high school.It stands to reason that senior three students are busy with the college entrance examination, write about science and chemistry every day, and usually quit the student union of the radio station, and Yang Nisha did quit the radio station.But one day, Yangzhou still remembered that the day was sunny and sunny, but his right eyelid kept twitching.

If it is said that the left eye dances with peach blossoms and the right eye dances with chrysanthemum~flowers, Yangzhou thinks that the explanation of blepharospasm is more realistic.Because he doesn't want chrysanthemums to bloom!

However, he just didn't want to. When he heard the campus broadcast at noon, he suddenly felt that maybe this autumn's chrysanthemums bloomed earlier.

Nizi Yang Nisha said in a sweet voice on the broadcasting station: "The old man bids farewell to the Yellow Crane Tower, and the fireworks will go to Yangzhou in March!"

That's right, go to Yangzhou!

Yang Nisha definitely did it on purpose, otherwise you, a high school sprint class, would go to broadcast some campus radio.

The end result is that people in the class always ask, "Oh, Xiaozhouzhou, your fireworks are in March, and you didn't go to Yangzhou last night!"

... = mouth = ...

Yang Zhou jumped and cursed angrily: "Fuck your sister!"

Now, as long as Yangzhou is mentioned, "Fireworks will go to Yangzhou in March", Yangzhou will cause a headache.The result of his headache is that he jumps his feet and scolds the person who said this sentence to pieces!

In the end, Yangzhou could only squat in the corner and draw circles, and said with a sad face, "Father, why did you give me this name in the first place!"

Let me talk about the second point, the imperial concubine.

The culprit of these four words is also Yang Nisha, that little girl.

Yang Zhou thought to himself: Yang Nisha, one day, I will pour toothpaste into your facial cleanser!

Thinking of the origin of this "imperial concubine", Yang Zhou felt sad.

It was the summer vacation last year. After finishing the college entrance examination, I was forced by my father to fill in the C university where my elder sister Yang Nisha was studying.When he filled in this well-known university, he felt vaguely uneasy.

Another school with Yang Nisha!Although he is not a major, he has already felt Yang Nisha's strong presence.

But fortunately, Yang Nisha was in her junior year after he entered school, and that strong sense of presence oppressed him for at most two years.Even if she wants to take the postgraduate entrance examination, the graduate students of University C are in Campus C, the schools of science, engineering, and business for their undergraduates are in Campus A, and the schools of Arts and Law are in Campus B.Although campus A and campus B are separated by a street, campus C is more than two hours' drive from campus A and campus B!

It's just that he didn't expect that Yang Nisha's persecution would start before he entered school.

It was one night, Yangzhou, who had obsessive-compulsive washing disorder, washed himself completely clean, and then started to play games and copy copies with his laptop in his arms.

While fighting the final boss, the door opened quietly.Yang Zhou didn't pay attention, all his thoughts were on the blood bar of the boss, and finally the emperor paid off, the boss screamed and vomited blood and died.

Looking at the fallen boss on the computer screen, Yang Zhou was very satisfied, and was about to get up to get a bag of milk from the refrigerator in the living room.As soon as he stood up and turned his head, Yang Zhou was so scared that he sat back down again.

He has obsessive-compulsive disorder, and he hates who goes to his bed and touches his things the most.But all of this except for one person, that stupid old sister Yang Nisha.

Well, when he got up just now and looked back, he saw Yang Nisha sleeping on his bed wearing a sexy lace nightgown, rubbing her wet long hair with one hand, and gently holding the shoulder of her nightgown with the other. The belt was pulled down a little bit, and there was still a plaster on the top of the head.

In fact, it was bangs stickers. Yangzhou saw that the bangs were stuck on his head like a piece of dog skin plaster, so he simply called it plaster stickers, because this not high-end and elegant name made Yang Nisha depressed for a long time.

"Zhouzhou, do you think my sister looks good today?" The vermilion lips parted slightly, and she smiled charmingly, with a pair of peach blossom eyes half closed like Yangzhou's.With Yang Nisha like this, she looks like a seductive thousand-year-old fox demon

"Sister, what are you going to do?" The fox demon didn't seduce Yang Zhou, but made Yang Zhou look at Yang Nisha like this, feeling terrified.

"Hehe..." Yang Nisha smiled coquettishly, looking forward to it. "You are going to go to college, why should my sister let you feel the beauty of this world."

good!As long as I don't see you, I will be happy!

After the slander was over, Yang Zhou understood, "Tell me, what do you want me to do?"

This guy doesn't go to the Three Treasures Hall if he has nothing to do, so he is definitely looking for him if he has something to do.

Yang Nisha covered her face with a coquettish smile and said, "You are really annoying, can't you see what my sister wants you to do?"

Yang Zhou resisted the urge to lift the bed sheet and throw her out, gritted his teeth and said, "Speak human!"

"Yo, why didn't my sister speak human words?! Oh?" ​​As she spoke, Yang Nisha hooked Yang Zhou's leg with her foot, and gently rubbed her toes back and forth through the trousers. "Or do you mean that when you see a woman...you can't get hard?"

"You're here to pretend to be a pervert!" Yang Zhou finally couldn't take it anymore, he jumped on the bed and strangled Yang Nisha's neck. "Say something, I'll help you!"

After finishing speaking, seeing Yang Nisha's expression on the face of succeeding tricks, Yang Zhou thought to himself: It's over.

Sure enough, Yang Nisha slipped in again after going out for a while.But instead of the sexy nightdress just now, she was wearing a SpongeBob SquarePants pajamas.Holding a set of gorgeous ancient costumes in her hand, she threw them on the bed, and said very masculinely: "I have prepared the clothes, and the props are still being made. You can come to rehearse tomorrow."

Yangzhou was at a loss - what kind of trouble is this? !

Seeing that Yang Zhou was puzzled, Yang Nisha sat beside his bed and explained kindly: "This year's Christmas festival club is going to release "The Lady of the Tang Dynasty", but the girl who cosplays Yang Yuhuan has gone to Japan."

"SO?"

"I discussed with them, and I think you are very suitable." Yang Nisha smiled slightly. "You promised me just now, don't go back on your word!"

Yang Zhou froze for a while, pointed to his nose and said, "Do you think I look like the hanged Yang Yuhuan?"

"No way." Yang Nisha shook her hand, and Yang Zhou listened to Yang Nisha continue as soon as he breathed a sigh of relief. "You're a parent, but you look much better."

"Then let her use the dead body to bring back her soul, I can't help you." Yang Zhou spread his hands with helplessness on his face.

"If I take off my pajamas, there will only be underwear left." Yang Nisha looked at Yangzhou, which means you can figure it out yourself.

"You..." Yangzhou was suddenly annoyed, how could he be such a big sister!

Under Yang Nisha's obscenity/prestige, Yangzhou has no choice.Reversing the strings, let's reverse the strings, didn't Lin Wuyang also reverse the strings of Princess Wan'an back then!

The animation club that Yang Nisha belongs to - Roya Xunjie is an animation that merged Xunji and Nie Ling in the past in C City, and that stupid old lady is the president of Roya Xunjie, a famous cosplayer Nishang in C City.

Therefore, last year's Christmas festival, "The Fu of the Red Beauty of the Tang Dynasty", won the first place with an absolute victory.This is not the most tragic thing, the most tragic thing is that he didn't expect that there were many people in the class of the Manga Exhibition Academy, and they all recognized him.

While amazed by Yang Nisha's lifelike and domineering cosplay of Wu Zetian, they smiled and took out their mobile phones to take a 360-degree photo of Yangzhou.

As a result, the BBS forum of C University was crowded that night.

At least the first five pages are all photos of Yangzhou cosplayer Yang Yuhuan, and what's more, the video of that cosplay was posted.

And then those bastards, regardless of gender, would be a blessing when they saw Yangzhou, and said respectfully: "Good luck to the imperial concubine."

... = mouth = ...

Yangzhou lifted the table and said: "You are the empress, your whole family is empress!"

Damn, because of this cosplay, I didn't play games for a month, and went to learn how to dance from An Ziyu, the best friend in the opera, every day and night, and finally fell into such a reputation.

Yang Nisha, I will never live with you.

But this is just a thought, every time he sees Yang Nisha cooking a big table of delicious food, Yangzhou sells himself.

~~~~(>_<)~~~~Yangzhou, you spineless foodie!

One last point, Fatty Yang.

Thanks to Yang Nisha's blessing, the first semester of freshman year in Yangzhou was spent in "Auspiciousness for the Imperial Concubine", "Wanfu for the Imperial Concubine", "Jinan for the Imperial Concubine"....Fortunately, the Christmas festival is not far from the winter vacation, and the so-called first semester of freshman year only lasted for a month.

But this is not a matter of time, Yangzhou deeply feels that it is a matter of a man's dignity!

Just when he was racking his brains to get rid of this nickname at the beginning of next semester, he really got rid of it.

However, this confirms the saying that if the old does not go, the new will not come.The old has not gone yet, the new has come.

The title of "Fatty Yang" has nothing to do with Yang Nisha, it's all caused by that bastard buddy An Ziyu.

In other words, at that time, the killing of the Three Kingdoms was full of turmoil, and it could be said to be popular all over the country. Children from up to [-] years old, down to eight-year-old mothers... Ah, no, it is up to [-]-year-old mothers, and down to eight-year-old children are free to kill one time.

The streets and alleys are full of "Southern Barbarian Invasion", "All arrows are fired", "Only the virtuous and the virtuous"...Acquaintances always greet each other when they meet: "Did you kill today?"

Uh...maybe an exaggeration, but the Three Kingdoms Killing did set off a wave of board games.

At that time, with the emergence of the Three Kingdoms Kill, Tencent Penguin Matchmaker also released a hero kill.

This is the hero killer...

An Ziyu was tired of playing Three Kingdoms, so she ran to play Heroes.At that time, there was a chapter of the white tiger, and there was a general in it, yes, it was what you thought-Yang Yuhuan.

Generals are like this, like the killing of the Three Kingdoms, what Fenglin Huo came out later, the skills of the famous generals are definitely abnormal~ state plus bullshit!It's not that I look down on the basic generals cards, but the generals who come out later are indeed better than each other!The same is true for hero killing. Yang Yuhuan is an explosive general.

It seems to be pulling away, back to the topic.

People who play Hero Kill generally like to call Yang Yuhuan Fatty Yang.Many students of C University know this, because they also like to kill if they have nothing to do, and play Heroes and Three Kingdoms.It's just that they knew Fatty Yang's nickname, but no one dared to call it in front of Yang Zhou.

Yangzhou looks very cute, a very gentle child, but whoever provokes him, he will do everything possible to fix you, you will not be able to survive or die!Except for Yang Nisha, of course.That demon queen Yang Nisha is really the day of hoeing, the river map on the Qingming Festival, the chairman and (traitorous) president... well, the first two sentences are foreshadowing, and it mainly reflects the latter sentence-the chairman and the president!

Yes, Yang Nisha is the president of the C Student Union and the president of the Taekwondo club!Oh, and the president of Roya Quest!

Who dares to mess with her, Yu Gong, she is the chairman of the student union, and she has a way to make you wear small shoes.In private, she is a black belt in Taekwondo, she can kick you down with one kick!

It seems... It's getting further away! =mouth=!

Back to the topic, I said that other people dare not provoke Yangzhou, but there is one person who dares to provoke Yangzhou except Yang Nisha-An Ziyu.

He thought Fatty Yang's name was cute, so during the big class in the amphitheater, those children were quietly lying on the table and having a date with Zhou, and suddenly heard a sentence——Fatty Yang, show me your notes.

Fatty Yang!

With a sound of "Pfft...", everyone in the classroom laughed.

The corner of Yang Zhou's mouth twitched, he tilted his head slightly, squinted his eyes and looked at An Ziyu who was sitting beside him, and said word by word, "Say it again?"

"Fatty Yang, show me your notes!" An Ziyu looked at Yang Zhou innocently with that alluring face, her almond eyes were watery, as if she didn't know where she made a mistake.

"You mean it!" Yang Zhou slapped the table and shouted. "I'm in the golden ratio, where's the fat, and the six-pack abs on the chest are not united as one!"

After Yang Zhou finished yelling, there was no sound in the classroom.Standing on the podium, the lecturer lifted up the glasses that were as thick as the bottom of a wine bottle, looked at Yangzhou who was standing up, and then——he gave a lecture as if nothing had happened.

Uh... all the students admire, this is the quality of the teacher!

Yang Zhou was also embarrassed for a while, sat down and glared at An Ziyu, and said in a low voice, "It's all your fault."

"Actually..." An Ziyu paused. "A person who is 1.7 meters tall is not considered the golden ratio."

= Mouth=... The corners of Yangzhou's mouth can no longer twitch, his height is his heart disease!How much he wanted to be like An Ziyu, who was 1.8 meters tall and had a beautiful appearance.

An Ziyu continued: "Your abdominal muscles are not united because you don't have abdominal muscles at all..."

"I fought with you..." Before An Ziyu could say anything, Yang Zhou threw himself on him and roared, gnashing his teeth. "If you don't kill you today, it's simply the anger of man and god!"

The lecturer standing on the podium took a quiet look at Yangzhou and An Ziyu who were wrestling together, and then calmly went to class!

All the students followed the lecturer's gaze, and then decided to - listen to the class!

From then on, the fireworks went to Yangzhou in March, and the imperial concubine and Fatty Yang were the hot spots of Yangzhou.He gets a headache when he hears "Fireworks go to Yangzhou in March", he gets a headache when he hears "The Imperial Concubine", and he gets a pain when he hears "Fatty Yang"...he can throw you off the stairs!

Therefore, Yangzhou swears that in his sophomore year, whoever dares to say these three points, he will castrate him alive!

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