Looking back and smiling

Chapter 13: The cheating duo

Yangzhou stayed in the dormitory for three days. These two days, he really didn't leave the door. The meal was bought by An Ziyu. All the students he met asked: Where is the imperial concubine?

An Ziyu replied without thinking: Do not disturb me during the middle of the month.

So those students all told An Ziyu to be more restrained, it's not good to get pregnant early.An Ziyu didn't say much, just smiled, took the rice bought for Yangzhou, and strolled back to the dormitory.After An Ziyu left, everyone realized, isn't the imperial concubine a man? !This can lead to pregnancy, Senior An is really domineering!

Of course, Yang Zhou didn't know about this, he happily played games with his computer every day, and he finally reached level 39, and he could join the gang after one more level.

An Ziyu returned to the dormitory, threw the steamed dumplings she bought in front of Yang Zhou, and asked, "Why don't you go out and do some photosynthesis."

Yang Zhou raised his eyes slightly, but he didn't look at An Ziyu, but at the steamed dumplings in front of him, they looked delicious.

An Ziyu looked helplessly at Yangzhou who saw the steamed dumpling with his eyes glowing - this foodie.

Looking at the steamed dumplings, the faster the better, the better.Yang Zhou seemed to have thought of something, his eyes left the steamed dumplings, and when he turned around, he saw An Ziyu standing with his arms crossed and asked, "What did you just say?"

An Ziyu hinted to herself, don't be angry, get used to it!Habit is second nature.

"It's okay, you are hallucinating."

"I also think it's my hallucination." As Yang Zhou said, he reached out to get the steamed dumplings, but before he touched the side of the lunch box containing the steamed dumplings, An Ziyu slapped them. "Wash your hands before eating."

"I washed my hands." Yang Zhou looked at An Ziyu pitifully with those innocent peach blossom eyes.

"When did you wash it?" An Ziyu asked.

Yang Zhou raised his head slightly, thought for a while, nodded and said, "It was probably after seven o'clock in the morning, I can't remember."

An Ziyu rubbed the center of his brows, trying to keep a smile on his face.He said slowly, "It's twelve forty."

"Oh." Yangzhou just oh, and then reached out to get the steamed dumplings.

The moment Yang Zhou touched the lunch box, An Ziyu snatched the steamed dumplings and shouted angrily, "You'll die if you wash your hands!"

Yangzhou shuddered from An Ziyu's roar, and finally ran to wash his hands before coming back to eat steamed dumplings.While washing his hands, Yangzhou thought in pieces: "A dead monster, he has a lot of things to do, he is not clean, he will not get sick after eating. A dead monster, he has a lot of things to do, he is not clean, he will not get sick after eating..."

After reading for a while, when Yangzhou took a bite of the steamed dumplings, he stopped reading the words, because the steamed dumplings are really delicious!

"Oh vaguely~~" Yangzhou had a satisfied expression on his face, that expression was very similar to that of Tiantian's private cat, Richie, who was full.

An Ziyu lamented that the world of foodies is so simple.

"Do you have anything to do tomorrow?" An Ziyu sat next to Yang Zhou.

Yang Zhou chewed the dumplings, thought for a while, and asked, "Does playing games count?"

An Ziyu rubbed the center of his eyebrows again, they have known each other for more than ten years, how come they haven't gotten used to Yangzhou's cute and silly look.

"It doesn't count." An Ziyu said every word.

"Then..." Yang Zhou shook his head. "The old lady didn't mention the rehearsal, so it should be fine."

"That's good. Classes start in another week. We need to do some fun things now." An Ziyu smiled slyly.

Seeing such an expression on An Ziyu's monstrous face, Yang Zhou felt a chill down his spine. Every time he laughed like this, nothing good would happen.

I remember the last time he laughed like this, the British and French allied forces burned the Old Summer Palace. (An Ziyu: Your sister in Yangzhou, my mother was not even born at that time!)

An Ziyu's smile lingered in his mind, to the point that Yang Zhou was no longer in the mood to play games after eating the steamed dumplings.After watching "Reaper" all afternoon, I went out to buy fried egg noodles and double skin milk for the first time in the evening.When I woke up the next morning, I saw that An Ziyu had finished washing, and was sitting in front of the window reading a book in a white shirt.The morning sun shone in through the glass window, forming a faint halo on An Ziyu's body.

The beautiful facial features made the woman eclipsed. She wore long hair hanging down her waist and tied it casually behind her head. A clear strand fell from her forehead. He gently raised his hand and put it behind his ear.He looked very intently, and seemed to see something interesting, with a slight smile on his face.

He is really beautiful, like a doll, without any flaws, as if the creator gave him all the beauty.

Yangzhou couldn't bear to break the beauty of the morning, so he sat quietly on the bed.After a while, An Ziyu closed the book, rubbed his sore neck, and looked up to see that Yang Zhou had woken up.

"Are you awake?" An Ziyu asked softly.

"En." Yang Zhou nodded slightly.

"Hey... that's good, hurry up and wash up, we'll have fun later." An Ziyu threw the book in his hand on his bed, grinned, and urged Yang Zhou to wash his face and mouth.

Yang Zhou, who was rushed to wash up, thought to himself, the scene of being as quiet as a virgin just now was an illusion, and that evildoer is definitely not a puppet, but a complete bastard.

Under An Ziyu's urging, Yang Zhou finished washing quickly.He was quite curious about what An Ziyu was going to do, but he reckoned it was not a good thing.An Ziyu directly dragged Yang Zhou to the playground, and then Yang Zhou confirmed that it was really not a good thing, and... An Ziyu, this monster must be a bit wicked.

Today is the day of military training for freshmen, so all the freshmen who stood in military posture against the scorching sun on the playground saw two people sitting on the side of the playground.Those two people were wearing sun umbrellas, drinking iced Coke, waving the Japanese wind ball fan in their hands, and the word "Sacrifice" was written on the fan, looking at the students in camouflage uniforms standing in military posture on the playground with smiles Brothers and sisters.

At the beginning, the school girls were quite happy, handsome guy, a rare handsome guy!At first, I still felt full of eyes and looked excited!But after standing for a while, the excitement on the faces of those schoolgirls disappeared, their eyes were full, but their hearts were even more suffocated.

The weather in City C is 37 degrees, and everyone who was gritting their teeth and persevering, looked at An Ziyu and Yang Zhou, who were leisurely shaking their fans and drinking ice-cola, and suddenly felt even hotter. That feeling, It cannot be described in words.

The first day of military training was over, and a post appeared on the BBS forum of University C.

[Cheating] The two most cheating people in C University - An Ziyu and Yang Zhou.

The following replies are all freshmen who were victimized in their freshman year!Why don't you bring such a fool!Why are the two seniors, An Yang, so dark-bellied!What kind of senior, you have to be forgiving and forgiving!

…………

Yang Zhou and An Ziyu looked at the posts on the forum, and they seemed to think it was quite funny, these freshman kids are so cute!So the two went back the next day, holding a sun umbrella, drinking iced cola, biting a Japanese wind ball fan, and looked at the juniors and girls who were standing in military posture with bitter faces.

The next day the military training was over, and the BBS forum of C University was full of posts complaining about the pain.The forum administrator couldn't stand it any longer, called Yang Nisha, and said in mourning, "Master Chairman, please take care of your family, what they did is absolutely horrible and horrific!"

Yang Nisha has been busy with the props and clothes of Roya Xunjie for the past few days, and she doesn't know what's going on, so she was dumbfounded by the administrator.So the administrator briefly explained what happened. After hearing this, Yang Nisha slammed down the table. This idea must have been thought up by An Ziyu, and Yang Zhou hadn't made such a mistake yet.

Listening to the laughter on the other end of the phone, the administrator was very afraid what would happen if Yang Nisha lost her breath from laughing?The point is that when Yang Nisha laughed, no one could control those two guys.

In the end, Yang Nisha signaled that she knew it, and she would deal with it.

Just when Yangzhou was in the dormitory, preparing to drink some iced drinks tomorrow and watching the sweaty girls standing in military posture, his mobile phone rang, and the ringtone of the call was Nana Mizuki's song, soft and cute girls!He picked up the phone, and as soon as he saw the caller ID on it, Yangzhou threw the phone away instantly like an electric shock.

The phone was thrown on the bed, Nana Mizuki's singing was still ringing, and Yangzhou felt his heart twitch following the singing.

"Who called, are you so frightened?" An Ziyu walked in from the balcony, and saw that Yang Zhou's hair seemed to be standing on end, his face was terrified, like a cat seeing a big wolf dog. "It's not a ghost call, is it your own phone number?"

Yang Zhou shook his head and said, "It's scarier than a ghost call."

"Scarier than a ghost call..." An Ziyu pondered in a low voice, and suddenly realized. "It can't be Yang Nisha's call!"

Yang Zhou nodded.

The ringing stopped over there, and three seconds later, the phone rang again.

An Ziyu looked at the phone on the bed and asked, "Are you sure you don't want to answer the phone?"

Yang Zhou wanted to nod his head, but what appeared in his mind was Yang Nisha wearing a leather coat, holding a whip in his hand, smiling and saying to himself: "Good boy, call me Your Lady Queen!"

Yangzhou decided to answer the phone.

An Ziyu looked at Yang Zhou's sad face and moved his steps, as if he was not going to answer the phone, but to die in the execution ground. He probably could say something later: 18 years later, he will be a hero again.

"After 18 years, he will be a hero again." Yangzhou picked up the phone and said generously.

An Ziyu: "..."

Yang Zhou answered the phone, before he could speak, Yang Zhou hurriedly said, "Sister, I'm constipated."

Yang Nisha: "..."

"Really, I'm really constipated." Seeing that there was no voice on the other end, Yangzhou emphasized again.

"SO?" Yang Nisha asked.

"That's why I'm only answering your call now." Yang Zhou's voice was a little choked up. "Sister, don't you know how painful it is for me to answer your call one minute late?! What a strong man eats Hulu meat hungry, and laughs and thirsts for Hun blood!"

"Is this your new line from a radio drama?" Yang Nisha felt a headache.

"No, this is how I missed you when I heard the ringtone when I was constipated in the toilet." Yangzhou's voice became more choked up.

"Thank you!" Yang Nisha said. "You didn't time travel in the toilet! Maybe you can still go to the real devil country, come and start to be the devil king today."

"I was thinking about my sister's phone number, how could I travel through time, even if the real king came to see me in person, I would not go, because I have a beautiful sister." Yangzhou said very righteously.

Although Yang Nisha really wanted to know how Yangzhou could know that it was her when she was constipated in the toilet just by listening to Nana Mizuki's voice, but for Yang Zhou's sake of telling the truth, she didn't bother with him anymore.

"Oh hehehe...my brother is really cute." The words "beautiful and flowery" touched Yang Nisha's heart.

Hearing Yang Nisha's smile, Yangzhou was always relieved.But when the heart was not completely put down, Yang Nisha's next words made Yangzhou look bitter.

"It's disgusting. In the future, don't tell the truth about being as beautiful as my sister. Let's keep a low profile." Yang Nisha smiled like a flower. "By the way, I'll be waiting for you in the rehearsal room at eight o'clock tomorrow, don't be late~~~~oh hehehe~~~"

An Ziyu sat and drank plain water, drinking more water is good for the skin!While watching Yang Zhou coaxing Yang Nisha with a sad face, the expression on his face was unpredictable, and finally the expression was fixed on bitterness.

"What's the matter?" Seeing Yangzhou hung up the phone tremblingly, he looked at himself sadly. "What's the matter? Tell me what you're unhappy about and make me happy."

As soon as An Ziyu's words fell, Yang Zhou flicked the phone again, and the phone landed on the bed smoothly.He threw away the phone, jumped up and pinched An Ziyu's neck and shouted: "You evildoer, you have no conscience! You are happy to see me unhappy, right! I want to strangle people to kill people and eliminate harm for the people."

"Don't be so stingy, tell us what you are unhappy about and let us share it." An Ziyu quickly avoided Yang Zhou's claws.

"Damn, dead evildoer, don't even think about it when I'm depressed."

"If you're depressed, I'll be fine."

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The two pinched each other in the dormitory, and people passing by the door sighed, the relationship is so good, and they are so energetic at night.

Finally the two got tired of pinching, Yang Zhou sat down on the stool angrily, and said, "Tomorrow we have to rehearse!"

"Rehearsal?" An Ziyu didn't know that Yang Zhou was dragged to be a young man by Yang Nisha again, so he looked at a loss. "Rehearse what?"

"Cosplay." Yang Zhou said angrily. "That girl has lost her mind again."

An Ziyu is no stranger to cosplay. Last year, he taught him the neon clothes and feather dance when cosplaying Yang Yuhuan in Yangzhou, but he didn't expect that this year he would be dragged away by Yang Nisha.

"Could it be Yang Yuhuan?" An Ziyu couldn't help laughing. "It's okay, you have experience."

Seeing An Ziyu's expression of suppressing a smile, Yang Zhou wanted to take a picture of him as he hugged the pillow.

"No." Yang Zhou said. "It's in the biography of Tang Shu."

"Oh, that game you played, it's not bad, the costumes are very beautiful." An Ziyu doesn't play games, but Yang Zhou often plays them, and he also reads and sees some of them in the same dormitory. "What do you cosplay? Liupai Qinxuan and Shence Army are both good."

"Gongsun family." These four words were almost squeezed out of Yangzhou's teeth.Because of Xiami, he always cosplays girls, is it really a matter of height? !

"Pfft..." An Ziyu couldn't hold back this time, and burst into laughter.I saw him pounding the table with a smile. "It's a girl again! Hahahahaha..."

The corner of Yangzhou's mouth twitched, it was really embarrassing for him, that face that was wreaking havoc on the country and the people was smiling like this.

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