Looking back and smiling

Chapter 72: Dating

Arriving at the door of the western restaurant, Yang Zhou suddenly stopped in his tracks.

"What's wrong?" Li Xiao asked back.

"Let's talk about it first, and then we won't mess up." Yangzhou said seriously. "The first one, I sell my art, not my body."

"Don't worry, I don't want your body." Li Xiao supported his forehead.

"The second rule, if you can't abide by the first rule..." Yang Zhou paused slightly, and looked at the man standing in front of him. His handsome face and gentle smile, like a spring breeze, stirred his heart and raised his eyebrows. There were layers of ripples.

"What about the back?" Li Xiao asked softly.

Yang Zhou turned his head slightly, not daring to look at his warm smile.From the beginning of the Lantern Festival, that gorgeous fireworks, Yangzhou already knew his heart, liked him, liked him.

Simply like it.

"Ahem..." Yangzhou coughed lightly to cover up his discomfort just now. "That... If you can't obey the first rule, then please obey the third rule."

"May I ask, the third item won't be..." Li Xiao spit out two words slowly. "'go to hell?"

"..." Yang Zhou squinted at Li Xiao, "Do I seem to be such a boring person?"

Li Xiao shook his head, but the word "Like" was already written on his face.

"The third one!" Yang Zhou was too lazy to talk nonsense with him. "You pay for today's food, drink, and entertainment. Anyway, I have no money. If you sold me, I have no money."

"..."

Li Xiao went straight into the western restaurant without looking back, thinking to himself: Who is that bastard, I don't know him, I definitely don't know him!

Yang Zhou stuck out his tongue and silently followed behind Li Xiao.

When ordering, Yangzhou kept smiling and remained silent.He also kept smiling until the steak came.Sitting across from Yangzhou, Li Xiao looked at his sweet smile, in a trance, as if he had returned to the time of Chinese New Year, he was still that quiet child with a little low self-esteem.

Thinking of this, Li Xiao asked in a more gentle tone: "Do you want anything else?"

Yangzhou shook his head lightly, cut a small piece of steak and put it in his mouth.

"not talking?"

Yang Zhou slightly raised his eyes to look at him and nodded.

It's a joke, of course I can't talk, I'm dressed like a girl now, and everything I say will be revealed, the most important thing is that if someone recognizes me, there will be a post on the forum tomorrow——Master Li dressed up as a ladyboy Restaurant date male god.

Then I should hang myself with noodles and cut my wrists with potato chips.

Yangzhou was eating the steak quietly, the quietness made people feel distressed.In fact, Li Xiao still likes his appearance as a criminal, at least at that time, it was the real him.With his innocence, something that he doesn't have.

"Yangzhou." He couldn't help calling out his name.

Hearing Li Xiao calling him, Yang Zhou was slightly taken aback.This was the first time he called his name, and he still hadn't reacted.

"Did you... have a bad stomach that day?" Li Xiao asked softly.

Yang Zhou blinked his eyes, and after thinking for a while, he remembered that he was talking about the day he drank the bottom of the hot pot.

It's good not to mention this matter, but when this matter is brought up, Yangzhou recalls the time when he was hospitalized, and the lovely Grandpa Mao went away one by one.

It hurts!

Yangzhou gently put down the knife and fork in his hand, then picked up a paper towel and gently wiped the oil stains around his mouth.

"Don't eat?" Li Xiao didn't know what Yangzhou's move meant.

Yang Zhou didn't answer him. After wiping his mouth, he put down the tissue.He closed his eyes slightly, and after taking a deep breath, Yang Zhou suddenly stood up and clapped his hands on the table.

So, in the quiet western restaurant, only the sound of "slapping" on the table was heard, and then a lion's roar sounded.

"Your brother-in-law did it on purpose, which pot was not opened and which pot was lifted! You don't see which dead ghost caused my stomachache, do you know, because of the gambling that I have nothing to do when I'm full, I'm stuck. The hospital for several days. Of course, these are not important, what is important is, do you know that the money I saved with great difficulty is just donated to the hospital, and you pay me! Otherwise, I will definitely castrate you and put you first Rape and kill, rape and kill again!"

Li Xiao: "..." He calmly picked up the tissue beside him and gently wiped the saliva sprayed on his face.

"Heh..." The others in the western restaurant acted in unison and gasped.

Didn't realize that the quiet little girl dared to be so tough.Sure enough, the sturdy life needs no explanation!

Uh...wrong point!

So everyone in the western restaurant gasped again.

I didn't see it, but that quiet little girl turned out to be the one with handles.Sure enough, the current ladyboys are of high professional quality. It seems that before a blind date in the future, you should first catch the other person's ears to see if they are sloppy feet or blurred eyes, so as to judge whether they are marrying a daughter-in-law or buying peaches to share.

"Image." Li Xiao reminded.

Yang Zhou glared at Li Xiao, then turned his head away, squinted his eyes and looked at the other people in the western restaurant, first smiled, then...

"What are you looking at, I've never seen a handsome guy before!"

There was another lion's roar, and with this lion's roar, everyone felt that a group of crows were flying above their heads.

handsome guy? !Uh... Speaking of which, I have never seen such a handsome guy with a bow tie on his head and a plaid skirt.

However, these words are muttering in the stomach.And everyone, doing the same action at the same time - burying their heads in eating.

Seeing that everyone was burying their heads in eating, Yang Zhou sat back in his seat, rolled his eyes at the person opposite, pouted and said, "It's all your fault, I've completely ruined my image!"

"Uh..." Li Xiao said dumbly. "To be honest, I don't think you really have anything to do with the word image."

"Are you going to say that?" Yang Zhou raised his eyebrows and snorted coldly.

Li Xiao smiled, "You are too impressive."

"Why do I hear this so false?"

"illusion."

"Oh." Yangzhou cut the steak and ate it.

Li Xiao held a knife and fork in his hand, but he didn't move the steak on the plate, but quietly looked at the person opposite.The child cut the steak slowly, carefully, cut the steak into small pieces, and chewed it slowly in his mouth.The cheeks are bulging because of chewing the steak, which is really cute.

Yangzhou tried his best to pay attention to his image, and ate the steak in small bites, but felt a little weird. When he looked up, he saw Li Xiaozhen looking at him with a smile.

"What are you looking at?"

"You." Li Xiao smiled.

"What's interesting about me." Yang Zhou cut another small piece of steak and put it in his mouth.

"Smile beautifully, look forward to beautiful eyes."

"..." Yangzhou seemed to be cutting the steak gracefully, but the knife and the plate made a slightly harsh sound. "Did I tell you—" Yang Zhou paused. "I am male."

Li Xiao still smiled, "No."

"No?" Yang Zhou's eyes were half closed, and he was holding the knife tightly in his hand.

"When I was at my house, I seem to remember that there was a pile of women's underwear hanging out on the balcony. Whose do you think it belonged to?" Li Xiao's smile remained unchanged.

Yang Zhou shook his hand holding the knife, and then smiled apologetically, "Oh, look, the weather is really nice, the wind is sunny, and it looks like it's going to rain. I think I have something else to do, that..."

Before Yang Zhou finished speaking, Li Xiao interrupted: "I'm sorry I'm in my 30s, I finally had a date, and it turned out... hey..."

"Even if the sky is full of knives today, I will accompany you on a date, okay?" The last three words were almost squeezed out of Yang Zhou's teeth.

"Okay." Li Xiao still smiled the same.

He used to think that Daddy Li's smile here was warm and warm, but now, Yang Zhou felt that his smile was full of insidiousness and cunning...Anyway, any smile that describes a villain can be reflected on his smiling face!

Yang Zhou pouted, and stared at him fiercely with those peach blossom eyes, Li Xiao still smiled contentedly.

Suddenly, Yang Zhou picked up the fork in his hand, picked up the untouched steak on Li Xiao's plate, put it directly to his mouth and began to chew.

"Uh..." The smile on Li Xiao's face stopped. He watched the steak on his plate run to another person's mouth, and that person was wearing a lady's clothes, but he was gnawing on the steak boldly. Son, this scene, no matter how you look at it, is against harmony.

"Are you still eating?" Originally, Li Xiao wanted to say the word image, but seeing the heroic eating appearance, the words turned into three other words.

For eating, Yangzhou is definitely fast, accurate and ruthless!I ate the steak that I snatched from Li Xiao's plate, and then I heard Li Xiao ask "Do you still want to eat it?" Without thinking too much, I said directly to the beautiful waiter sister next to me: "Sister, please give it to me again." I'll have two steaks, medium rare, three salads, and a mango smoothie, thank you."

Li Xiao: "..." Can I take back those three words just now?

As a result, the imperial concubine and the empress also put aside the image, and her mind was filled with one word - eat.

Anyway, if someone pays, you don't eat for nothing.

By the time Yangzhou had enough to eat and drink, it was already three o'clock in the afternoon.Picking his teeth with a toothpick in one hand and rubbing his belly with the other hand, Yang Zhou slowly walked out of the western restaurant.

"Well, the taste of this restaurant is good." Yangzhou gritted his teeth and said.

"Of course, the price is directly proportional to the taste." Li Xiao didn't feel sorry for the money, he said this because he was too embarrassing to see that freeloader.

Yang Zhou waved the toothpick in his hand and said, "It's your honor to have dinner with me."

"Why don't you say it's a blessing I cultivated in eight lifetimes?"

"Can you say that?" Yang Zhou asked.

Li Xiao smiled slightly and asked back, "What do you think?"

"I don't think I'll talk about this issue first. The first issue right now is..." Yang Zhou paused, took a deep breath, and then let it out slowly, speaking solemnly. "Can you give me my clothes back?"

"No." Li Xiao refused.

"Why? You asked me to accompany you, and I accompanied you, and I ate the meal. Why can't you return the clothes to me?"

"You forgot that today's subject is dating, not eating, and eating is only a part of dating." Li Xiao's warm smile revealed a hint of cunning, like a fox.

Yangzhou took a deep breath, hinting that he should hold back, and then asked him with a smile, "Are you sure you don't want to return my clothes?"

"Definitely." After saying these two words, Li Xiao felt a little uneasy.

"Okay." Yang Zhou stepped forward suddenly, hugged Li Xiao's thigh, and howled. "Father, you can't do this, I know you miss my mother, but you can't let me wear women's clothes all the time, I'm always a boy, Dad, I beg you, people can't be resurrected after death, please be patient... "

At the entrance of this high-end western restaurant, everyone saw a cute loli hugging a handsome guy with black lines, howling there shaking the world.

"Don't you dare to be so stupid!" Li Xiao felt a group of crows flying over his head.

"Give me the clothes, and I won't howl." Yang Zhou replied in a low voice.

"I threw away the clothes." Li Xiao said.

"you……"

Li Xiao looked at the child hugging his thigh, his heart suddenly moved, and there was a desire/desire to hug him tightly.It's just that the desire/desire has disappeared without a trace before it becomes an action.

"Father...you have to be sad...Father...my poor father..." Yang Zhou's gorgeous voice was howling with pity and pity, really sad to see and weeping when he smelled it.

Of course, as the poor client, Li Xiao didn't feel sad or shed tears, and he didn't react any more. If you look carefully, you will find that the black lines on his head are more than just full.

Seeing this scene, everyone felt that the father and son were really pitiful. Such a cute child was crying with pear blossoms and rain. This poor handsome father was stunned and became stupid.

What a pity.

Thus, a certain "poor" father had the urge to strangle Yangzhou to death.

"I really want to strangle you right now!" Li Xiao said through gritted teeth.

"Father, you have to think clearly about killing someone to pay for your life. You can't make a mistake that will cause eternal hatred, and then look back at a hundred years! Father, I know that our family is suffering. We don't have enough clothes to eat, and we don't have enough food. But don't worry, I won't study when I go back, I will support you, Daddy, you have to be strong!" Yang Zhou howled even more fiercely.

"That's right, it's a blessing to have such a sensible child." A passerby echoed.

Li Xiao: "..." What a fool!

"The child's mother is gone, but you can't treat the child like this, what a poor child." An old lady said sadly.

Li Xiao: "..." I don't even know who the child's mother is!

"Daddy, I'll be sensible." Yang Zhou raised his head, although his peach blossom eyes were wide open and he tried hard to squeeze out two tears, but those eyes were in Li Xiao's eyes, and the left eye read "actor" ", and the word "play" written on the right eye.

"Have you smoked enough?" Li Xiao asked in a low voice.

"If you don't give me clothes, I'll continue howling." Yangzhou didn't back down on the matter of clothes.You know, if you go back to school in a while, if you still look like this, it will be completely over.Because there are not many people in the school now compared to when the school first started.Now, it can be said that the campus is full of people. If they are seen, the entire BBS forum will probably be full of posts about "the imperial concubine's women's clothing incident!"

"I really want to strangle you!"

"Hold on."

In the end, Li Xiao had no choice but to take Yangzhou to the men's clothing store and finally changed into the women's clothing.

Yang Zhou came out of the men's clothing store wearing a white sweater and jeans refreshed, and Li Xiao followed behind, holding the women's clothing he had just replaced.

"By the way, where are we going to eat later?" Yang Zhou stopped in his tracks, turned around and asked.

"Besides eating, what else can you think of?" Li Xiao was suddenly curious, what else is important for foodies besides eating.

"Money." Yangzhou said. "Because if you have money, you can buy a lot of food."

"..." Li Xiao felt that it was difficult for him to keep smiling. "I think the word foodie can no longer describe you. You were a glutton in your previous life, right?"

"You want to take care of it?" Yang Zhou snorted. "If I don't eat I'm going back to school."

"What do you want to eat?" Li Xiao was defeated.

"Strawberry Sundae!"

Li Xiao: "..."

The author has something to say: I didn’t update the article this week, I’m really sorry everyone~~~ I’ve been making clothes this week, after finishing Ersha’s clothes, Xiaoer is thinking about what to wear on August [-]th Will the playground be very hot? You must know that Chongqing is a hot stove... 囧ing... If there are children from Chongqing, let's go to the CT playground...