Looking back and smiling

Chapter 86: Feng Shui Turns

As the saying goes, Feng Shui takes turns, and as the saying goes, don't offend women!For example, a person who wears very feminine nicknames such as the imperial concubine and empress loli all day long.

Yangzhou is such a person, usually stingy, and very penny-pinching, if you offend him, he will remember you forever.

So, holding the spoon, Yangzhou looked at someone opposite with a half-smile.

"Daddy, do you want your daughter to serve you the soup with your own hands, or do you do it yourself?" Yang Zhou put down his chopsticks, cupped his face, and smiled harmlessly.

The corner of Li Xiao's mouth twitched, he rubbed his stomach that had just eaten and asked, "Is there a third option?"

Yang Zhou blinked, and deliberately asked, "What did you say?"

"..." Li Xiao sighed. "Okay, I'll drink it." Li Xiao rubbed his stomach. He was stuffed with a lot of food by Yangzhou just now, and now he is drinking the bottom of the pot again.

Today I finally know what cheating is.

It's too bad for people to eat and then drink the bottom of the pot, right? !

"That's right." Yang Zhou said with a smile. "It's not okay to pretend to be stupid."

Looking at Yang Zhou's smile, Li Xiao shook his head straight, "I finally understand why King You of Fenghuo played the feudal lords just to win the smile of the beauty. The smile of the beauty is really eye-catching."

"..." Yang Zhou was still laughing, but this time, his mouth was wide open, and even the teeth could see it.

Li Xiao: "..."

Li Xiao filled the bottom of the pot silently, thinking silently in his heart, he didn't say anything!Nothing was said!If Bao Si laughed like that, then King You of Zhou would be really pitiful.

Yang Zhou rested his chin in one hand and played with chopsticks in the other. He looked at the red bottom of the bowl in front of Li Xiao, which was very spicy at first sight, and grinned brightly and charmingly.

Li Xiao looked tragically at the bowl in his hand, to be precise, at the bottom of the pot inside the bowl.

Before he drank it, he already felt that his stomach was overwhelmed with spicy food.

Today's hot pot restaurant is very lively, everyone's face is full of smiles, with those smiling faces as the background, Li Xiao's tragic eyes are very obvious.

Yang Zhou was on the opposite side, still resting his chin in one hand and playing with chopsticks in the other, looking at Li Xiao quietly, but his expression changed slightly instead of the bright and charming smile.

1 minute has passed...

Li Xiao put down the bowl in his hand, and said to Yangzhou: "Can you stop looking at me with the expression of sweeping the grave, especially with your eyes, I really doubt that the person sitting here is not me, but my photo."

"..." Yang Zhou gave him a hard look and said. "Why so much nonsense?"

"This is not nonsense, but your expression has to make me wonder if I am a person or a photo, and it is black and white." Li Xiao said.

Yang Zhou hummed twice, but didn't speak.

Li Xiao knew that if he didn't drink the bottom of the pot today, his daughter would not let him go.Well, forget it, for the sake of my daughter, there's no harm in losing the world.

All the world, just for that smile looking back.

In Li Xiao's mind, the scene when they met for the first time appeared, the autumn wind was rustling, yellow flowers were piled up all over the ground, the dancing, looking back and smiling, it will never be forgotten for a long time.

Li Xiao picked up the bottom of the bowl, smiled helplessly, and couldn't help but think that if he was placed in the ancient court, he must be the material of a foolish emperor.

Maybe he was really Li Longji in his previous life, reincarnated and looking for his embarrassing one.

Li Xiao nodded, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that this was the case!

It's just, why after the reincarnation, the concubine Ai became a man.But these are not important, anyway, Zhouzhou is very cute, cute, loli girl.

Yangzhou saw someone who had just picked up the bowl to drink the bottom of the pot and giggled there. His eyes were bent into crescents, and he couldn't see the eyeballs. The entire mouth was raised, and the arc was a standard semicircle!

Is it possible to calculate the area of ​​Daddy's mouth by multiplying it by 3.1415926?

Before calculating the area, Yangzhou felt that the first thing he had to do was to make sure if his father was in a daze, why he was still giggling.

After laughing for a long time, Li Xiao finally stopped.

Holding the idea that if he dies sooner or later, he will die sooner or later, Li Xiao took a deep breath, looked at the bottom of the pot in his hand that had started to solidify due to the cooling, and finally began to drink.

As soon as the edge of the bowl touched the corner of his mouth, Li Xiao suddenly felt a chill on his wrist.

Yangzhou stood up at some point, and grabbed Li Xiao with his right hand.

"What's wrong?" Seeing that Yang Zhou didn't intend to let go, Li Xiao said softly. "Wait for a while, the bottom of the whole bowl is solidified, can I eat it as double skin milk? By the way, this double skin milk is too greasy."

"never mind."

"never mind?"

"En." Yang Zhou nodded. "I'm just joking." He let go of Li Xiao's wrist, and took the bowl in his hand.

Li Xiao looked along Yangzhou's hand, and finally stopped on his face.

"What are you looking at?" Yang Zhou was embarrassed by Li Xiao's look, and he turned his head slightly. "Is my face dirty?"

"No." Li Xiao said. "I was just thinking, are you reluctant to let me drink the bottom of this bowl of pot?"

I thought the child would definitely retort, but Yang Zhou nodded slightly, and said in a low voice, "Yes, I can't bear it."

Li Xiao was stunned.

After a while, he said softly, "Yangzhou, I like you."

Yangzhou also replied softly: "Me too."

They looked at each other with tenderness in their eyes.In each other's eyes, there is only each other, and nothing else exists.With a faint smile, the unforgettable sentence seems to echo in my ears, but there are trees in the mountains and branches in the trees, and the heart is pleasing to the king, and the king knows it.

Qing Wu I, and Jun for a lifetime.

At this time, Li Yugang's "New Drunken Concubine" happened to be playing in the hot pot restaurant.

"Love and hate are in an instant. Raise your glass to the moon, love and hate are boundless, and ask you when you will fall in love. The moon is reflected on the chrysanthemum platform. Who knows that my love is cold, drunk in the king's arms, dreaming back to love in the Tang Dynasty... ..."

Uh……

All four eyes blinked, and then...

"Hahahahaha..."

Yang Zhou and Li Xiao laughed heartily, and the sister of the waitress who passed by was so frightened that she almost dropped the plate in her hand.

"I'm really not suitable for this kind of nasty drama." Having laughed enough, Yang Zhou said.

Li Xiao nodded, "We are the same about this."

"But I do remember a line from "The Fu of the Tang Dynasty Beauty." Yang Zhou paused and sang softly. "The neon clothes and feather clothes once touched the capital, holding hands to express the deep love; Yuyang drums, Mawei slopes in front of Maweipo and hate for life..."

After Yang Zhou sang, he realized that he was not out of tune today, so he raised his head and asked cheerfully, "Father, how is my singing?"

Only then did Yang Zhou realize that Li Xiao was stunned. He blinked and asked again, "What's wrong, Daddy?"

"No...it's nothing." Li Xiao said. "Just, can you stop singing in the future?"

Yang Zhou was puzzled, "Why?"

Li Xiao thought about it for a while, then spit out two words: "Damn."

Yang Zhou: "..." Your brother-in-law!I obviously didn't sing out of tune today!

Seemingly seeing Yang Zhou's slander, Li Xiao explained: "There are four lyrics in total, three and a half lines are spoken, and only the last half line is sung."

Yangzhou: "..."

Yangzhou decided to eat, he didn't eat much just now, and now he has to make up for it.So, Yang Zhou ignored Li Xiao, poured all the beef into the pot, and gnawed on the chicken feet happily.

"Food." Li Xiao was helpless.As soon as these two words were finished, the phone rang, and he took out the phone. The name on the caller ID was He Shuyu.

The groom's officer called at night, what's the fuss about?

Li Xiao still answered the phone.

"Why do you call me on the wedding night? A moment in the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold." Li Xiao said quietly.

Spring night?

Yang Zhou keenly grasped these four words.

You must know that the person who can be described as a moment of spring night today is either Xiyue Changmeng or Gongyuan Zi.But judging by the tone of voice, it is estimated that it was Gong Yuanzi who called.

It's just... What did Gong Yuanzi call her father at night?And today is his wedding, now is the time to have a bridal chamber, Chun Xiao!One of the four great happy events in ancient times was the wedding night in the bridal chamber. During this wonderful time, wouldn't it be because he regretted wanting to escape marriage when he called?From this point of view, it is very possible to say, and... I just called my father because I want to elope with my father.

Ah, that's not okay, it's hard to get daddy to say he likes it, and absolutely can't let it go to others.

For the first time, the daughter who had been brainstorming for a long time had a deep sense of crisis.

"When did you become so poor?" The owner on the other end of the phone was speechless. "I want to talk to you about business."

"Let's talk." Li Xiao glanced at Yangzhou, who was sitting on the other side, and saw that he was holding the chopsticks tightly in both hands, and staring at him with two eyes. How can I say that feeling... A dog appeared in Li Xiao's mind. A picture of a dog protecting food.And Yangzhou is the dog who protects the food, and he himself is the dog food.

"That..." Gong Yuanzi hesitated, thought for a while, and then said. "About Xinyuejunxi."

"Him? What's the matter?" Li Xiao raised his eyes, and saw that Yang Zhou was still maintaining that movement, that gaze, staring at him firmly, as if it was written on his face - stare.

Fortunately, it wasn't Yang Zhou who was sitting opposite him. If it was behind him, it would be an evil spirit like a spirit behind him, even more evil spirit than Sadako.

"It's about today. I asked Shucheng in the afternoon, and he said that Xinyue Junxi and him are both in the same age, and that Xinyue Junxi is a man. I don't think he's lying." Gong Yuanzi said. "After thinking about it, I think it's better to tell you about it, and you can also go to University C to ask, it's better to make sure."

Li Xiao smiled and said, "Is this necessary?" Indeed, it is not necessary. He knows whether the child is a boy or a girl, even though he has been deceived before.

"I'm for your own good, if you really like him..."

Before Gong Yuan Zi finished speaking, Li Xiao interrupted: "If I really like him, does gender matter?"

"This..." Gong Yuanzi was speechless for a moment.

"Thank you for your concern, I know it well." Li Xiao smiled. "You'd better go to the bridal chamber earlier, I don't want to be resented by the bride."

Gong Yuanzi sighed, and said: "Okay, I understand." Since Li Xiao knew it well, Gong Yuanzi didn't say anything more.He knew Li Xiao well, and indeed he couldn't hide many things from him.It seems that Xinyue Junxi is really a boy, but he looks really cute.

Li Xiao hung up the phone, and Yangzhou heaved a sigh of relief as he hung up the phone.

"What's wrong with you?" Li Xiao asked.

"What is he calling for?" Yang Zhou asked back. "Could it be that I want to elope with you? What about Auntie? No, you are mine. It took so much effort to mark you. How can you be promiscuous?!"

The corner of Li Xiao's mouth twitched.

elopement?mark?Quick and easy?That kid must have read too many novels!And what I'm watching is definitely the love triangle story of mother-in-law, daughter-in-law and sister-in-law!

"Don't worry, if you want to elope, my taste is not that low. Besides, skittish is a description of a woman, and the mark number..." Li Xiaoyou said. "Only dogs do that."

"I want you to take care of it." Yangzhou pouted, put all the vegetables in the pot, and stirred them with chopsticks. "I want to eat a lot!"

"When did you quit eating?" Li Xiao rubbed his forehead. "Besides, you cook so much that you can't finish it."

"I'll pack it!" Yang Zhou picked up a piece of luncheon meat, stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it twice, and said with a satisfied face. "Oh vaguely..."

Li Xiao: "..."

After Li Xiao paid the bill, Yang Zhou walked out of the shop carrying the packed hot pot.After walking a few steps, Li Xiao suddenly asked, "Do you have a microwave oven in your bedroom?"

Yang Zhou shook his head and said, "No, what's the matter?"

"I want to know how you will eat it when you go back." Li Xiao pointed to the packed hot pot in Yang Zhou's hand.

"Uh..." Yang Zhou asked weakly. "You said you can eat it if it's cold?"

"Yes." Li Xiao said.

"That's good." Yangzhou finally breathed a sigh of relief, as long as he can still eat.

"Take a small spoon and eat butter." Li Xiao said quietly. "Don't worry, the oil is solid and can be scooped up."

"..."

Li Xiao continued: "Solid butter sandwiches duck intestines with hairy belly. If you eat it, you will probably have diarrhea."

"..." Yangzhou said embarrassingly. "Do you dare to add a little more?"

"If I have two, can you have two?" Li Xiao stopped, bowed his head and blew into Yang Zhou's ear, instantly, Yang Zhou's ear turned crimson.

"What are you doing!" Yang Zhou quickly took a step back and covered his ears. "Don't move your hands and feet on the street, I can call you."

Li Xiao rubbed his temples, "I've heard your sentence no less than three times, can you change it?"

Yang Zhou thought for a while, and said righteously: "No."

"..."

"I really can't think of a better line than this." Yang Zhou raised his hands at 45 degrees. "That short sentence contains the helplessness of us poor people. You capitalist black hands are ruthlessly reaching out to us. I can only use words to defend my dignity. It can be said that rich and noble cannot be prostitutes, and poor and humble cannot be moved. Might cannot be subdued..."

Yang Zhou was chattering, and Li Xiao said calmly, "It's spilled."

"We have to turn over... Huh? What happened?" Yang Zhou asked.

Li Xiao glanced at him and said nothing.

"Hey, talk... ah! My hot pot!" Yangzhou just now devoted himself to explaining the explanation of "I know how to bark", and because of his dedication, he raised his hands at 45 degrees I didn't notice the hot pot in my pocket, so...

"Ah, the clothes are full of oil." Yangzhou said sadly, while wiping the oil stains on his body with a paper towel, after wiping for a while, he stopped, then, taking a deep breath, he threw the paper towel on the ground heavily leave. "Ah fart, this is women's clothing!"

"You have been wearing women's clothes today." Li Xiao reminded.

"That's right, what should I wipe for women's clothes? I'll just throw them away in a while." Although Yang Zhou is stingy, he buys clothes from wholesale markets on weekdays. He can wear a T-shirt worth more than ten yuan for several years. He was reluctant to throw it away, but this was women's clothing, and he was not a womanizer, so it was useless to keep it. Besides, he didn't buy this clothing with his own money.

"Hey..." Li Xiao was helpless. "Let me take you shopping for clothes."

"I just said Daddy is the best!" Yang Zhou's eyes suddenly became bright. "Come on, Daddy hug one!"

"Stop!" Li Xiao took a step back and quickly made a stop gesture.Although there is really no reason to refuse a beauty who throws herself into her arms, but if the beauty is full of hot pot oil, then that is another matter.

"Daddy hates it to death." Yang Zhou twisted his body, acting coquettishly. "I dislike my daughter, she's dead! My daughter is so sad, so sad..."

Li Xiao: "..." Who is this guy!

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