[Lu Xiaofeng] Baixuechuqi

It was sunny and sunny.

"Haha, Ximen! I haven't seen you for a long time. Your Wanmei Villa is still as peaceful and peaceful as yesterday!"

Before the person arrives, the voice arrives first.

This is Lu Xiaofeng's usual style.

Hearty laughter came from a distance, and it took a while before a figure could be seen wandering in.

Raising his eyebrows, Ximen Chuixue replied coldly: "Lu Xiaofeng with four eyebrows is still in constant trouble as before, why not just change his name to Lu Trouble." His tone was disgusting to death.

This year has just passed, and it came again after only half a month, it's really annoying!

If there is any trouble, is it the same to go to Ye Gucheng?Why are you looking for him? !

Ximen Chuuxue, who felt that Lu Xiaofeng had disturbed her and Xiao Qi's life, was very dissatisfied, very dissatisfied, it would be strange if her tone was good.

Hearing this, Lu Xiaofeng paused when he stepped into the gate, his back trembled, and then he said helplessly: "How did you learn from Xiaobai that your mouth is getting more and more poisonous?"

Ximen Chuuxue continued to reply coldly: "Because he is my wife."

So it's the basics to sing husband and wife, if you are not happy, ask others for help!

"Uh..." Lu Xiaofeng stroked his beard, found a seat and sat down, took a sip of tea, looked around, and asked in doubt, "Where's Xiaobai? Why didn't you see that you two are inseparable?"

"Going to practice." Ximen Chuuxue lowered his head to drink water, "I'll be back in a while."

"Oh..." Sipping tea again, Lu Xiaofeng saw that Ximen Chuuxue didn't intend to ask her why she came, so she said, "Well, I have something I want to ask you to help."

Ximen Chuuxue looked at him coldly, but didn't speak to him.

Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help stroking his two beards, and couldn't help but think of the price he paid for asking Ximen Chuuxue to help him last time.

No, it should be the price he pays every time he asks Ximen for help—his two mustaches~~ have to be shaved off every time! ! ! !

However, this time, Ximen Chuuxue must be asked to help, otherwise he will have to find other peerless masters who are familiar with him and don't care about worldly affairs...

As for who the other peerless masters are...

He, absolutely, don't, go find Ye Gucheng!

Because Ye Gucheng is a bastard!

So, Lu Xiaofeng persevered and said again: "Do you know that there is a ghost villa in this Jianghu?"

Ximen Chuuxue still didn't respond.

Lu Xiaofeng had no choice but to go on talking: "This ghost villa is a mysterious place in Jianghu, but recently I learned that they are preparing for an earth-shattering event, so I have to take a risk. What a disaster." After that, he sighed, trying to arouse resonance.

However, Ximen Chuuxue just said indifferently: "Oh."

"Hey..." Lu Xiaofeng was stunned, not knowing what to say.

'Oh' and it's over?It's different from what I expected!Is there any silence? !

I thought Ximen would be a bit popular after holding a beautiful woman back, why is he still so cold?

tsk...

Unhappy, Lu Xiaofeng showed his cards sadly and said: "Anyway, I've taken over the trouble this time, but there are still some conditions that are lacking, so I hope you, Ximen, can make a move this time."

Speaking of this, Lu Xiaofeng paused, hesitated, and then slowly said: "I, I hope you can do that, chase... kill... me..."

Hearing this, Ximen Chuuxue was slightly stunned, a hint of interest flashed in his eyes, but there was no expression on his face, and he continued to drink water lightly.

Hunt him down?Isn't this the best excuse to abuse him?

Not bad.

But it's a pity that no one can see his joy except Bai Qi. In the eyes of others, he still looks so cold.

Seeing that the other party was still not interested, Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help but stroked his two mustaches, and said with regret: "Why don't I just shave off the beard again."

Others are reluctant to let their children not get a wolf, but now he has become reluctant to be the owner of Wanmei Zhuang with a beard, hey...

Ximen Chuuxue raised his eyebrows, and only then did he show some interest. After pondering for a while, Fang said: "Okay, I'll take the shot, but I don't want your beard."

Hearing that the other party had spared his beard generously and compassionately, Lu Xiaofeng's expression was overjoyed, but before he opened his mouth, he heard Ximen Chuixue's faint voice again, like a thunderbolt, blowing him away. Dizziness.

"I want your eyebrows this time."

"Pfft! Hahahaha!!"

Bai Qi, who just came in, heard such a sentence, laughed decisively, covered her stomach and gave Ximen Chuuxue a thumbs up, and praised: "Haha!! Eyebrows! Shaving eyebrows?! This is good~~~~hahahahahaha~~~ ~" Then he laughed and lay down on the soft couch beside him, his stomach ached but he still couldn't stop.

His Fuxue is so talented! ~~o(≧v≦)o~~

And Lu Xiaofeng's face was wrinkled into a bun, he touched his eyebrows in surprise, and said in disbelief: "Erows?!"

"Um. Eyebrows."

Seeing Bai Qi smiling happily, Ximen Chuuxue also raised the corners of his mouth slightly.

Lu Xiaofeng's voice raised an octave: "You want my eyebrows? Why?"

Ximen Chuuxue said slowly: "Because you have four eyebrows."

(⊙o⊙)? !Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help opening his mouth wide.

Ximen Chuuxue continued, "I just want you to have one eyebrow."

(TAT) Lu Xiaofeng's complexion was so dark that it couldn't be darker, and he was about to cry.

What kind of new perverted manipulative method is this? !Why do you still have your eyebrows shaved?

"Think about it yourself." Ximen Chuuxue gave a look of 'you can figure it out', then stretched out his hand, and pulled up Bai Qi who was lying on the soft couch with a smile on his face, letting her sit in his arms, With a gentle expression, he helped him rub his stomach that hurt from laughing, and said, "How about the reward?"

"Well, it's really great!" Holding Ximen Chuuxue's face, Bai Qi said with a smile on her face, "You actually want eyebrows, but only one! Haha~~ This is a great idea! As expected of Chuuxue, you are the best!" With such a boast, he just took a 'bah' and kissed Ximen Chuuxue's face.

"Not enough." Ximen Chuuxue, who received a kiss, put his arms around his waist, touched Bai Qi's lips with his own mouth, and demanded, "I want to kiss here."

"Well, kiss." Without hesitation, Bai Qi embraced Ximen Chuuxue's neck actively, and then kissed her.

Also without hesitation, Ximen Chuuxue put his arms around Bai Qi's waist, deepened the kiss, and then kissed like no one else.

Lu Xiaofeng, who had a dark face and was struggling with the matter of shaving his eyebrows, was so startled by the two of them that his face instantly turned red, and then he seemed to have thought of something, and suddenly turned white, and then changed several colors in circles.

The face is dark, because it is shaved and not shaved, this is a problem.

Think about it, if a person lacks two beards, that's nothing. At most, people who are used to you with beards will find it a bit against the law.

But if you shave your eyebrows, then... the whole world will treat you like a monkey.

Lu Xiaofeng was thinking about whether he could make the other party change his request, but in the blink of an eye, Ximen Chuuxue and Bai Qi kissed together completely ignoring him, and it wasn't a warm kiss on the face and mouth, but a super hot kiss Is there a tongue kiss? !

God!To think that Lu Xiaofeng actually witnessed the ambiguous and passionate scenes of the owner of Wanmei Villa, Ximen Chuuxue, really... tsk tsk~~~~

Immediately, as if something dusty had broken out of his head, a voluptuous picture flashed across, in which were two half-naked men overlapping each other, kissing inseparably.

One is himself, one is...

In an instant, Lu Xiaofeng's face was white and red for a while, red and white alternately changing back and forth non-stop, with complex expressions.

Then he thought of the sweet picture of Ye Gucheng and a beautiful woman he saw when sneaking away from Baiyun City, and his face darkened again.

Ye Gucheng is a hateful bastard!

Click.

Lu Xiaofeng accidentally crushed the teacup in his hand with a ferocious face.

And this movement also disturbed Zheng Qingqing and me. When I looked up, I saw Lu Xiaofeng was gnashing his teeth in confusion, and he didn't notice the problem of crushing the teacup. It seemed that he was not dissatisfied with the two of them, but because The two of them remembered something and were extremely dissatisfied with someone.

Bai Qi and Ximen Chuuxue looked at each other, both a little puzzled - what happened to Lu Xiaofeng?

Bai Qi tentatively added: "Lu Xiaofeng."

Lu Xiaofeng didn't respond, and was still muttering resentfully to himself.

After clapping her hands, Bai Qi called again: "Lu Xiaoji?"

Lu Xiaofeng still didn't answer.

"Little Phoenix!"

He patted the table heavily, but Lu Xiaofeng still didn't return his soul, which made Bai Qi admire him very much - this is how much deep hatred towards someone can make Lu Xiaofeng lose his soul to this extent..... .

Ximen Chuuxue raised his eyebrows, then raised his sword with one hand, and then gave a slight shock.

There was a sharp howling sword sound.

Lu Xiaofeng suddenly came back to his senses, only then did he notice that he had crushed the cup at some point, and the two who were kissing madly just now were looking at him curiously and dissatisfied.

"Uh...Sorry..." Concentrating her mind, Lu Xiaofeng scratched her head in embarrassment.

"It's okay." Bai Qi said, "What were you thinking just now?" Thinking so seriously with a brilliant face?

His complexion changed slightly again, Lu Xiaofeng turned his head and said, "It's nothing." Then he remembered the purpose of this trip and Ximen Chuuxue's request, and then resolutely changed the subject, "I shaved my eyebrows."

Ximen Chuixue said: "Yes, I will make a move."

"it is good."

So, Lu Xiaofeng shaved off both of his eyebrows - although Ximen only had one eyebrow, the problem was that it would always feel a bit awkward to only shave one and leave the other alone.

Then he hesitated in the mirror, and then shaved off his mustache.

Shaved eyebrows and bare beard, no matter how you look at it, it's awkward.

Tsk!His beard is still not kept~~~~

The author has something to say: [Author] After catching bugs by 'Swallowing Little Buddha', I found out that I foreshadowed the foreshadowing of the fake death of the old owner and his wife. ..As an apology, let me just spoiler the outline of the following story~~~~

[Qing Zhu·Ghost Villa] When Lu Xiaofeng broke into the enemy, Ximen Chuuxue and Bai Qi played around sweetly and blinded the eyes of everyone in the world!On the way, I will encounter the progress and ending of several small couples I have written before (such as Li Yanbei and Du Tongxuan, such as Zhang Yingfeng and Yan Renying, etc.), and then the owner will learn what to do after a deep kiss during this period, but there is no Do a full set.

[Chi Zhu · Island on the Sea] Ximen Chuuxue retreated to attack the last barrier of the peak of the peerless master. Ye Gucheng also began to clean the moths inside Baiyun City. Therefore, Bai Qi, who had gone out of the village to practice, and Lu Xiaofeng, who had sneaked out of the city, gathered together , and then went out to the East China Sea to destroy the pirates together, and then revealed a shocking conspiracy to usurp the throne (Jin Jiuling and Gong Jiu appeared on the stage and eventually got married).

[Lan Zhu·Wan Mei's past] Ximen Chuuxue and Bai Qi got married, and the bridal chamber was full of festive nights. However, on the second day of the big day, they received an invitation card with blood on it. Therefore, a story about the fake death of the old owner and his wife Youhe's conspiracy against Bai Qi is waiting for them to work together to solve (Sun Xiuqing's ending).

[White Bead·Black Bead Doubt] After solving the final boss and collecting all nine beads, something amazing will happen.