Great God X Great God

Along the way, both of them were speechless.

It's a bit too quiet in the car.It was so quiet that even the ripples and fluctuations of the air seemed to become clearly visible.

Lu Liang put on a blank face, and acted as his own driver in front of him. He only hoped that he could send the trouble home quickly and be relieved.

Su Qubai leaned lazily on the back seat of the car, unbuttoned two collar buttons, revealing a slender and elegant fair neck.He watched Lu Liang's back from behind for a while, and suddenly said.

"Ah... so boring."

"..." No one answered.

"Lu Liang, come out and listen to a joke."

Lu Liang didn't say a word, still remained silent, completely ignoring Su Qubai's words.

——Of course Su Qubai had anticipated this scenario long ago.

"Salary deductions."

Su Qubai then threw out a sentence lightly.Then he was able to see Lu Liang's figure froze for a moment. Although it was barely visible, he still caught this subtle change with sharp eyes.

Su Qubai snorted coldly, and waited patiently for Lu Liang to speak.

In fact, Su Qubai is not short of people to tell jokes, it's just that he doesn't have the patience to listen.Especially for certain color jokes, I often want to go straight to the actual battle.

But as soon as he arrived at Lu Liang, Su Qubai somehow became very patient.

To make Lu Liang tell a joke...

Holy crap, Lu Liang himself hasn't heard many jokes.

The only joke that I remember was five years ago, when my funny roommate in the same dormitory said one when he was extremely bored because of a power outage.And at that time, it wasn't a joke at all, it was a ghost story!

Lu Liang choked for a while, "Can I change to another one?"

"No." Su Qubai ruthlessly cut off Lu Liang's retreat.Seeing Lu Liang's embarrassment, he was delighted to hear it, so he became more determined to let Lu Liang tell a joke (make a fool of himself).

Tsk, you have today too!

Lu Liang's embarrassment immediately made Su Qubai feel relieved, which can be described as a burst of relief.The stagnation and depression accumulated all afternoon seemed to be turned into ashes and dissipated at this moment.

"..."

Lu Liang is poor at words.

After thinking hard for a while, I finally decided to adapt the ghost story from five years ago to drive the ducks to the shelves and just perfunctory it.Forgive Lu Liang for not having much humor.

"Once upon a time there was a ghost..."

Lu Liang found it quite difficult to speak out.

Adapting a ghost story into a joke?Are ghosts going to dance ballet in skirts?Or let the ghost go to the ballet in a cheongsam?Lu Liang choked up, his complexion as ugly as if he had eaten instant noodles overnight.

"Then?" Su Hubai said.

Su Qubai was still waiting for Lu Liang to continue, but he didn't expect that just a few words would whet his appetite.

"Then..." The corner of Lu Liang's mouth twitched, and he smashed the jar, "Dead."

"..." This is Su Hubai.

Instant cold.

After a while, Su Hubai quickly calmed down.He shouldn't have expected Lu Liang, a dull and rigid person, to say anything good.

Thinking back to Lu Liang's cold and hard face that seemed to be soaked in a thick layer of cement, Su Qubai instantly understood.Thinking of this, he unconsciously recalled the expression on his face when he spoke just now.

...serious nonsense.

"Tch." Su Qubai finally couldn't hold it back, and let out a snort, his eyes full of smiles that couldn't be concealed.

The driver in the front row, Lu Liang, had a few rows of black lines on his forehead, and began to examine Su Qubai's jokes.

……

After a while, the majestic Su Zhai compound quickly appeared in sight.A straight guard stood beside the black and solemn iron fence.Deep inside the confinement iron fence, the white building is Su Qubai's residence.

It is already daunting from the outside, and the interior decoration must be as magnificent as Su Qubai's office.

Looking at the huge Su residence, Lu Liang couldn't help thinking of his own small residence.Comparing the hatchback, he immediately hated the rich even more.

Ever since he learned the first lesson (the incident where Wei Qu was pierced through the back of his hand by a pen), Lu Liang would not naively think that Su Qubai would kindly borrow a car to let him drive back.

So he consciously opened the car door and got out of the car, handing the key to the guard.Then use No. 11 to solve it by yourself.

Lu Liang looked at the endless distance in front of him, his eyes were gloomy, and he mourned for his legs for two seconds.

And the guard had already opened the car door for Su Qubai respectfully, there was no need for Su Qubai to do it himself.Su Qubai stepped out of the car door, his proud and noble temperament naturally exuded in every move.

Compared to the current Su Hubai, he was more human when he was shopping with Lu Liang in the supermarket.

Seeing Lu Liang turned his head and left, Su Qubai sneered softly, with a cold smile: "Lu Liang, don't you want to stay for a cup of tea?"

Once outside the gate of Su's house, it is not uncommon for people to try their best to step in, and the tricks they play are endless.

Pretending to be dizzy, pretending to have a twisted foot, pretending to be homeless...

This was the first time that Su Qubai took the initiative to keep someone, and even the guard at the side couldn't help but look at him in horror.Secretly guessing what is the relationship between Lu Liang and Su Hubai.

Lu Liang turned his head and glanced at Su Zhai, who was too big to feel popular at all, and refused without hesitation.

"Thank you for your kindness, no need."

The guard who was regarded as nothing by the two for a long time subconsciously cast Su Qubai's horrified eyes again, and looked at Lu Liang unconsciously with a hint of admiration.

Hearing this, Su Hubai's expression froze, and then he quickly hid in the silent night, and returned to his previous arrogant and arrogant appearance.

"Really, actually I just said casually that I wanted to see your reaction." Then he said coldly, "Do you still remember the way back? I don't like talking nonsense."

"Thank you President Su for your concern, no need." Lu Liang responded lightly, "Then I'll go first."

Lu Liang's frail figure gradually faded away from Su Qubai's sight, slowly blended into the night, and finally disappeared.

"I deserve to never find a girlfriend!"

How kind to be treated like a donkey!Su Qu was full of anger, and angrily left a sentence on the spot and quickly stepped into Su's house.

Lu Liang shuddered and sneezed.

EVER in-game.

[Guild] Lao Ren: I dare not go out of the city now...

[Guild] Sun Erniang: Our guild is on the topic of the world again...

[Guild] Butterfly Butterfly Butterfly: The mood of the deputy regiment is even worse. Can I come back to work tomorrow?

[Guild] Wang Han: The deputy group has almost killed all the full-level ones...

[Guild] Ling Lan: I was picked 1 by 20...

[Guild] Thousands of Familiar Demons: Chrysanthemum was rounded up as soon as I went out...

[Guild] Tomatoes and Tomatoes: There is already a main city that has set us up to reject accounts...

[Guild] Old Ren: ...

[Guild] Tomatoes and Tomatoes: That's right, Lao Ren, you belonged to that guild in the world just now, Lao Ren, you have been cleared out?

[Guild] Bones: I am blocked by Qianshan, can someone come and save me...

【Guild】Sun Erniang: Who can stop the deputy leader...

[Guild] Forget the Cold: +1

[Guild] Thousands of Familiars: Beg +2

[Guild] Old Ren: The person who can stop the white fox has not appeared for a long time, so he probably won't play anymore.

【Guild】Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die: Elegant Die Die 〒_〒

[Guild] Sun Erniang: (crying loudly)

[Guild] Ling Lan: The equipment has been exposed... (crying loudly)

[Guild] Wanghan: Damn they actually guard the corpse!My equipment has also been exploded!

In front of the computer, Su Qubai skillfully switched various skills, and dazzledly tapped the keys of various skills with his well-articulated fingers.The interaction between the skills is simply seamless.

It's obviously an unappreciative action, but it's performed by Su Hubai very well.

The corpses of the players in the game interface have already fallen to the ground, and Su Qubai's chest tightness and anger not only did not subside, but instead tended to intensify.

Thinking of Lu Liang suddenly became even more angry.

Would he say anything else besides rejecting him?Refusing, rejecting, saying nothing new every time, always those few sentences, dull and slow EQ is 0!I don't know good and bad, I deserve to be a bachelor for a lifetime and can't find a girlfriend!

……

It is said that the circuit is good.

Lu Liang finally returned home after nine, nine, and 81 hardships.

Turning on the light in the living room, he collapsed on the sofa in a state of exhaustion, took a few breaths and managed to recover some strength.He raised his wrist and glanced at the time on the watch, it was already 11 o'clock.

Usually he seldom goes out, but today he was thinking about improving the food and met Su Hubai.Lu Liang thought gloomily, could it be that he was born to eat instant noodles?

However, how could Su Hubai appear there...

With a grunt in his stomach, Lu Liang remembered that his dinner problem had not been resolved.

and many more.

Lu Liang's face darkened.

He seems to have forgotten something...

——What about the things he bought in the supermarket earlier? !

Lu Liang raised his forehead, his eyes were dull, and there was a gloomy sense of death on his face.Numbly, he went to the kitchen to make a bowl of noodles, and even games couldn't arouse his interest, so he just fell asleep after eating.

But it also survived.Even if you play the game now, it can only be the fate of being vain by the angry players.

EVER in-game.

The silver-clad death knight stood alone in the area of ​​influence, with corpses lying at his feet in twos and threes, and there was no standing player anywhere he could see.

The twilight white fox killed too much, some went offline directly, some simply stayed in the main city, and some went to clear the dungeon, and then gradually no one was in the area of ​​influence.

On the contrary, the world is slowly becoming lively, and even began to encourage the establishment of a full-level guild dedicated to fighting against the "beasts in clothes".

But it was quickly dismissed.

This time it was a fluke because of the strong advantage of the large number of people who managed to beat the members of 'The Beast in Clothes'.It won't be so lucky next time. After all, there are more peace-loving casual people. This time, it was only because the white fox of the twilight occupied the power point and couldn't do the task as a last resort.

Then someone continued to propose blala...

Su Qubai watched coldly for a while, feeling quite bored, habitually glanced at the still gloomy friend list, sneered sarcastically, and turned to the arena.

The players in the arena are all militants, unlike the players in the area of ​​influence, who are discouraged when they see the words "Twilight White Fox", but eager to try and fight more and more.On the one hand, it is to improve one's own skills, and on the other hand, it is also a fluke idea of ​​being able to defeat the white fox of Dusk.

After two minutes.

Su Qubai looked at the game interface dully.

The phone in the hall on the first floor rang.Only the doorman security office can make incoming calls.

"Say."

"President Su, that..." said cautiously, trembling, "I found something on the seat of your co-pilot."

"what?"

"Uh, it seems to be dragon fruit or something. I know you never eat these things, so I wonder if it belongs to that person just now, whether it is thrown away or..."

"Keep it." Su Qu paused, and then said unprecedentedly, "Put it there and don't move, it's none of your business."

The corners of Su Qubai's lips were slightly raised, with a hint of interest, only to feel that the previous boredom was swept away in an instant.