Dijinpingxie

Zhang Qiling wasn't there when Xie Yuchen helped Wu Xie move the dormitory, but there was a fat man who stared at Wu Xie endlessly as if watching a show.

"What are you doing!" Wu Xie was covered in goosebumps when the fat man looked at him, "I'm a straight man, don't look at me like that, okay?"

When the fat man heard this, he was delighted: "Anyone who has a Buddha in his heart is a Buddha, and a person who has a rabbit in his heart is a rabbit. The truth!"

Before Wu Xie could open his mouth, the fat man continued, "You two came in making a fuss, and you still expect me to act like a Maitreya Buddha and put up the statue motionless?"

"Since you're not a statue, why don't you come to help?" Wu Xie said angrily.

"My uncle is here today. I don't have the strength. You can do whatever you want."

"!"

The two of them didn't finish their work until noon. Xie Yuchen saw that Wu Xie was still missing something, so he drove him to the supermarket to do some shopping.Wu Xie went down the stairs on the east side with his back feet, and Zhang Qiling walked up from the stairs on the west side with his front feet.

Fatty saw that Zhang Qiling, who got up early and went out to do experiments, reappeared before noon, and he was surprised from ear to ear: "Brother, what day is it today, what wind brought you back?"

Zhang Qiling also rarely ignored Fatty, and asked straight to the point: "Where's Wu Xie?"

"Huh?" Fatty was taken aback for a moment, but immediately reflexively said, "I went out shopping with the mermaid."

"Understood." After Zhang Qiling answered, he took out a notebook from the bookshelf and left again.

"What's the situation?" Fatty looked at Zhang Qiling's back and wondered, "When did the two of them hook up?"

Fatty and Zhang Qiling were not there in the afternoon, so Wu Xie got acquainted with the dormitory area of ​​University D by himself, and when he returned to the dormitory, Zhang Qiling was already there.

"Where's the fat man?" Wu Xie put the bag on the desk and asked Zhang Qiling.

"Laboratory." After Zhang Qiling finished speaking, he took out a small box from his pocket and handed it to Wu Xie.

Wu Xie took it and saw that it was actually a pair of earplugs.

"What's the use?"

"..." Zhang Qiling didn't answer, but turned his back and continued to read.

Wu Xie was puzzled, thinking that the people in the dormitory next door were going to do some unbearable sports in the middle of the night, so Zhang Qiling put earplugs on him, right?

Thinking of this, Wu Xie accepted it with peace of mind, and just waited to see when it would be used.

When the fat man returned to the dormitory after eleven o'clock, Zhang Qiling had already fallen asleep.

Wu Xie saw that the fat man was big, but his movements were very small. There was almost no sound when he took a shower, brushed his teeth and blown his hair. Coupled with the extremely dark light in the bedroom, it was like watching a black and white silent movie.

Wu Xie didn't dare to speak out until the fat man finished tossing, "Who are you scaring? Are you sleepwalking before you go to sleep?!"

"Shh..." The fat man stuck his fingers to his mouth, and gestured to Zhang Qiling with his eyes, "This ancestor is a dog, and he will bite people when he wakes up."

"Dog?" Wu Xie asked curiously, "Have you ever been bitten by him?"

The fat man shook his head violently, I guess.

your sister!

Wu Xie cursed in his heart, saying that this fat man, with a body as wide as a pig and as timid as a mouse, is really scary.

"Are you afraid of him?" Although Wu Xie was not afraid of Zhang Qiling, since he was asleep, it was really not good to disturb him by talking loudly, so he followed the fat man and asked softly.

"There is no one in the entire Biochemical Institute who is not afraid of him." The fat man exclaimed.

Wu Xie thought for a while, and asked the fat man, "Do I count as a member of the Institute of Biochemistry?"

"Forget it." Fatty replied without thinking, "You are a member of the Biochemical Institute for a day, and you will be a member of the Biochemical Institute for the rest of your life."

"That's fine. I'm not afraid of him. What you said just now is not true."

"Tsk tsk tsk," the fat man shook his index finger, "You are new here, and you don't understand the horror of Yan Luozhang..."

Wu Xie shrugged, noncommittal.

The fat man wanted to brainwash Wu Xie again, but he seemed to remember something, so he hurriedly asked Wu Xie: "No, brother knew you were coming!"

"Be honest, what's your relationship with my little brother?!"

"Huh?" Wu Xie was taken aback, and said frankly, "When I went to see Mr. Chen Pi the day before yesterday, he was there, so Mr. Chen asked me to join his research group."

"Oh, by the way, my brother showed me the way once when I came to the insurance research institute for an interview."

"Well, that's no wonder... Well, my brother's professionalism is very good." After finishing speaking, the fat man patted Wu Xie on the back, "Student innocent, follow me to have meat to eat, so do your research."

"What naive? Naive your second uncle!"

"Tsk!" Fatty finally sighed and went to bed.

Two minutes later, Wu Xie finally knew where to use the pair of earplugs Zhang Qiling gave him.

Nima, with such a loud snoring, can any human being really fall asleep?

Thinking of this, Wu Xie suddenly became suspicious, wanting to see if Zhang Qiling was also wearing earplugs.So he quietly approached Zhang Qiling's bed, lowered his head and brushed away the hair covering his ears.

Unexpectedly, Wu Xie's fingertips just touched Zhang Qiling's skin, and the person who seemed to be sleeping suddenly opened his eyes, and at the same time, he reached out and grabbed Wu Xie's wrist.

"What are you doing?" Zhang Qiling frowned and asked.

"I..." Wu Xie was a little bit pained by Zhang Qiling's grip, and he hesitated, "I just want to see if you are wearing earplugs..."

Hearing this, Zhang Qiling frowned a little, let go of Wu Xie, lay back down again, and said, "Wear it."

Wu Xie gave an embarrassed "Oh", put on the earplugs leisurely, then crawled back to the bed, and said softly to Zhang Qiling: "Good night."

The author has something to say: Thank you to the girl who collected it.