Only the heroine knows that I am a cat [Quick Transmigration]

Hearing this, Li Fan immediately showed an expression of bitterness and hatred.She can turn a rolling pin into a mace, but she can only turn to a professional team to replace the doors and windows. This month's salary will be handed over to the decoration. When will she be able to buy her top-notch sisal cat climbing frame?

Maybe in the next world, there is no catnip, no cat scratching post, these things that can make her relieve the pain of lovesickness, she doesn't know how to endure it.

Li Fan, filled with grief and indignation, turned his head and complained to the mermaid, "I've become poor again! It's all your fault!"

The mermaid propped her chin on her wrist, and responded easily: "Money is something outside of the body. When I return to my clan, it will be more than enough to raise ten more of you."

Evil money fish!Unlike his black hair, the special effects of mermaid blingbling make him rich and rich. Li Fan couldn't help fantasizing about the life of being helped by the mermaid, swimming in the sea of ​​delicacies, eating, drinking and having fun.

If she could freely travel through the nine worlds, it would be great to bring Gu Yu together to enjoy the blessings.

"Heal your injury quickly! I'm waiting for your repayment!" Li Fan slapped excitedly on the floor twice. Before leaving this world, she still wanted to take a day trip to the bottom of the sea with the mermaid. See the scenery she has never seen before, and tell her everything when I see her little fish in the future.

The heroine lowered her eyes slightly, looking at the little chubby hand.The way he beats people, the way he slaps his paws, is very much like her little fool.And the voice of the man on the phone calling her "Pear".

She opened her mouth and finally asked, "Are you Li..."

"I'm going to ask if there is any company that specializes in customizing doors and windows, which can be cheaper for me." Li Fan stood up, and hugged the mermaid horizontally, "I'm sorry to irritate you, today I am I'll give you my bed! Ah, what did you just say?"

"I say you……"

A string of ringtones that came with the phone floated out of Li Fan's jacket pocket.

"I'm sorry, sorry, I'll take a call." Li Fan put the hostess on his bed, went outside, and pressed the call button on the phone, "Hey, chairman, thank you so much... yes, she has already taken her away Well, I'm looking for a company to make doors and windows..."

After she finished the phone call and groped into the room in the dark, the hostess had already fallen asleep.I don't know what the heroine wants to say twice, it should just be a thank you to her.

Li Fan touched the tail of the fish as a thank you gift.Well, the touch is an extraordinary feeling, maybe she will be the only cat in their world who has ever touched a mermaid's tail.

The mermaid who pretended to be asleep could not fall asleep at all, and the doubts in her heart were getting deeper and deeper.The topic that was interrupted twice made her stop wanting to ask what happened.But this girl, could she be her little fool?

Suddenly, her tail was touched, and she felt angry and astringent.If this is really a silly cat, she will recognize it if the scales of its tail have been touched off; if the girl is just an ordinary human being, what's the point of touching her tail twice?

After the other party left, the mermaid curled up her tail, touched it with her palm, and frowned.It's not easy to touch at all, not as smooth as cat hair.

Her hands were itchy and she wanted to lick the cat.

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I'm such a good cat!When the last bit of salary was spent, Li Fan was really touched by himself.

She used the wages she had saved for the first month to buy various anti-wolf supplies, and paid off the cost of replacing and reinforcing all the doors and windows of the small apartment.The decoration company was found by the chairman for her, saying that the fee could be waived for the face of the chairman's acquaintances, but as a cat with ideals and responsibilities, Li Fan has not put his nose and face to the decoration company's oil. , and finally happily paid the money according to the [-]% discount.

After that, she has to take good care of the heroine and make her feel at home, so that she can willingly say the mission statement.After all, Li Fan is also responsible for the small wounds on the mermaid's tail and the shadows in the other party's heart.

However, Li Fan's good mood and thought of treating the mermaid woman well came to an abrupt end on an ordinary night.

There was a clear "snap" in the living room, and the little spark of friendship between the two of them was wiped out.

The sound was not a slap in the face, but a mermaid wagging its tail.

Li Fan looked at the scattered catnip and broken small white porcelain jars, and felt as if a hundred cats were posing in Edvard Munch's oil paintings in his heart.

She deducted the salary that Sosuo had saved so hard, and exchanged it for a bag of dream-level noble catnip.She poured it into her favorite little jar and was ruined by the hostess before she had even taken two sips.

She just hugged it and made a "big" character on the sofa, exposing her human-shaped belly and sucking hard. Why did the heroine spoil her little fun?

In fact, the mermaid misunderstood.When it was time for the evening news broadcast, she pushed the wheelchair out of the bathroom, and saw that the other party not only occupied the entire sofa, but also took a small can to inhale, she thought about it for a while.

poison?It's incredible, saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. The enthusiastic mermaid immediately slapped down with both hands, and the whole fish flew up from the wheelchair, flicked its tail 180 degrees, and successfully whipped it with her big tail. The bottle in Li Fan's hand flew away.

Catnip was scattered all over the floor, and the white porcelain bottle was torn apart, lying on the cold ground like Li Fan's broken heart.Li Fan pursed his mouth, and went to sweep the floor with a broom very aggrieved, his eyes were full of "flesh pain".

Sand sculpture mermaid heroine!Look what you've done!Li Fan felt pain in her heart one after another, she had never regretted picking up this fish so much before, what kind of madness was this.

After flicking that tail, the mermaid calmed down.Looking at the other party's vivid expression and coordinated limbs, it doesn't look like the state that can be achieved after taking drugs. Could it be that she misunderstood...

After cleaning the living room, Li Fan went back to the bedroom angrily. The mermaid sat on the wheelchair, curled up her tail and bent down with great effort, her fingers touched the ground, and her fingertips were stained with some residue that hadn't been cleaned.

She took a closer look, it was just some ordinary grass.I smelled it close to the tip of my nose for a while, but there was no special smell.It is impossible to know the source and function, but it should be sure that it is not something prohibited.

Accidentally, a day later, she found the answer in the utility room.

A mountain of express box cardboard filled the utility room, each carefully disassembled and crushed, and the list on it was still not removed.The mermaid took the top cardboard and saw that the item marked on it was catnip.

I took two more cardboards and looked at it. The column of remarks was still catnip.

After lightly rubbing her thumb and index finger a few times, she made sure of one thing, what she whipped away with her tail yesterday was a bottle of catnip.

The heroine's doubts are also getting bigger and bigger, she really wants to ask the person who rescued her, are you Li Fan?

Pushing the wheelchair back a few steps, trying to exit the utility room, a young woman's voice came from not far away: "What are you doing here?"

Like being caught for something she did not do well, in a panic, she swung her arm down the middle layer of the "cardboard fortress", and the whole castle fell down in response, burying her firmly underneath.

"Wow, you!" Li Fan hurried over and saw the scene that made her suffocate, the fortress she spent several nights building collapsed!

"What are you doing? I've been tidying them up for a long time!" Li Fan rubbed her hands, she had to spend another night tidying them up!Hey, why are you a little excited to play Jenga again?

Since the beginning of delivery, Li Fan has been activated with hoarding and obsessive-compulsive disorder attributes. He always thinks that these express boxes can hold things and sell them for money, so he squashes them one by one and puts them in the utility room.Who knew that the mermaid heroine who looked so cold and outrageous would be interested in "starting" on her little hobby, and even stole the chicken and buried herself in Midi, which is so funny.

Who told you to smash my catnip!Should!This time, let you taste the fear of the courier box topping!

Despite thinking so, Li Fan still planed with her swift hands, throwing the cardboard covering it everywhere, and finally rescued the mermaid that was under it.

The mermaid lowered its head, its light-colored long curly hair was scattered in front of its body, revealing a white and slender neck. It looked weak, pitiful and helpless, and it was no longer fierce, cold and scary when it was first seen.

She looked at the ground and said in a low voice, "Sorry." The mermaid flicked her tail twice, using herself as the center of a circle, to shake off the sundries around herself and the other party, cleared the place, and said, "I will clean it up. Yes, you... do something else."

Seeing the embarrassment on the mermaid's face after being dug out, and hearing her weak apology, the little anger in Li Fan's heart disappeared somehow.So this guy is quite cute...

Li Fan leaned closer and tilted his head to look at the mermaid's face.The mermaid has a big lump of dust on her forehead, a sticky courier barcode on her cheek, and two cardboard sticks in her hair.

She endured it again and again, but still couldn't hold back, and smiled at the mermaid with dust on her face: "Hahahaha, you are so stupid!"

Li Fan raised his hand and removed the sundries from her head and face for the mermaid, smiling brightly.She couldn't hold back her paralyzed face in the end, and forgave her because of the mermaid's embarrassment and good attitude of admitting mistakes.You can still buy catnip, but such a fish is still very precious.

The mermaid looked at Li Fan's smile, and she couldn't help laughing: "So let me clean it for you, okay?"

"Not good!" Li Fan shook his head like a rattle.

Do not agree?The mermaid wondered, what should I do so that the person in front of me can forgive her?

Instead she heard her say, "You can't take away my little pleasure of tidying up!"

Li Fan made a split and slid, moved himself to the door of the utility room without getting up, picked up the largest piece of cardboard, and raised his eyebrows proudly at the mermaid heroine: "Storing and tidying are also very fun things, the storage queen said clatter!"

The mermaid was noncommittal, and raised her eyebrows back: "She also taught people how to throw away unnecessary garbage, maybe you need to learn to let go."

Li Fan hugged her treasure tightly, showing a bitter and bitter expression: "I don't! You just want to persuade me to give up my little hobby, you slippery and cunning fish!"

The author has something to say: My colleagues say that I am bald, go buy Bawang shampoo, the author has nothing to say (~￣▽￣)～