Only the heroine knows that I am a cat [Quick Transmigration]

Li Fan thought that the training that the siren mentioned meant fighting skills, and imagined that he would teach the heroine the specific movements of beating someone close to his body, but he didn't expect to come to such a place full of gaudy things and neon lights flashing weird colors.

The secret base that the Sirens are talking about is actually KTV, and no one can save the tribe by singing, it's too nonsense, are they going to stage a Macross!Who will believe it!

"Why this expression?" Gu Yu poked Li Fan's very elastic face, and said with a smile, "The siren made it very clear, special training for vocal practice."

Li Fan stared intently at the siren at the front desk communicating with the handsome brother about the time and price of the box, frantically flirting with each other as you come and go.Throw it away, wink doesn't cost money anyway.

"Little Fan Fan!" The Siren uttered a cry for assistance from the sidelines.

"What are you doing?" Li Fan reluctantly walked over, she had to accept the title "Little Fan Fan", and the Siren didn't call her anything else at all.

Charm skill max, what else can this chosen fish named Siren not be able to handle?

The siren whispered to her ear: "I haggled the price, how about you pay for me, and I will return it to you when I get paid."

Li Fan felt relieved: "It's okay, I'll pay for it." She can still afford to pay for a private room.She turned her head and asked the boy at the front desk: "How much?"

The little brother showed the characteristic smile of a lion when he opened his mouth wide: "599, dear."

Oh, more than 500... wait, 599?Li Fan tilted his head and squinted his eyes, showing a disgusted face that deserves to be beaten: "You think I'm a fool?" She pointed to the price list next to it, "Here is 12 yuan for 299 hours of singing, you say 599, we Only three people."

The little brother blinked in confusion, and suddenly said as if he had come to his senses: "I'm sorry, sorry, I don't know what happened, it should be 299, this customer is really sorry, how about giving you a fruit platter as compensation, you Can you see it?"

Li Fan rejected this apparently unconscionable price, and after some haggling, he paid 59 yuan and [-] cents with a coupon.After paying the money and receiving the number plate, she complained to the siren: "Can you do it, why do you cut more and more expensive?"

Gu Yu covered her lips and smiled: "She used it backwards."

Siren didn't have any embarrassment before, but now he unexpectedly feels that he really wants to find a hole to get in.But she recalled it carefully, and dumped the blame on Li Fan: "It's all up to you."

"How did it become my fault?" Li Fan was at a loss.

The siren walked into the box first, lit a song, and said: "My charm only worked a little when I first met you, and then I kept your little fish, so I lowered my voice But the longer the time, the more unconsciously you return to the original voice and way of speaking, but you seem to be immune to my influence at all."

Siren added a sentence in his heart, not only was he not affected, he was also madly jealous, this little chubby girl is not simple, maybe she is not an ordinary human being, I heard from people in the same community as Li Fan, Li Fan is a practicing family, maybe she knows a little bit more An ancient martial art that can resist mermaid interference.

Li Fan spread his hands and said innocently: "But you can't say I did it, can you?"

"I just have this feeling." The Siren held the microphone in his hand, and said quickly when the prelude was playing, "Just wait until I sing a song to make sure."

She sang a ballad written by a wandering poet for a mermaid girl, and the lyrics conveyed a poignant love story.Gu Yu was drinking water at the side, frowning to feel the ups and downs and beats of each siren's sound, while resisting her powerful charm skills.

Siren is right, in terms of charm, she is better than the previous generation of mermaid patriarchs.If the aura is fully open, let alone human beings, the siren can easily make a large group of mermaids fall into frenzy and excitement for her, but Li Fan should question and communicate, without showing any discomfort.

A mermaid's singing is more deceptive than ordinary speaking.Gu Yu put down the water bottle and looked at Li Fan, surprised.

She finally knew why she didn't get a response when she used this skill on Li Fan that night.Li Fan has fallen into sleep.She didn't feel any emotions, but fell asleep instead, which she didn't expect.

It's also something Siren didn't think of.She sang halfway, then stopped the song for the first time, put the microphone into Gu Yu's hands, and pinched Li Fan's cheeks.Gu Yu hurriedly threw the microphone on the sofa to stop the siren: "Don't mess with her!"

"Hey!" Siren couldn't get angry, "What do you mean messing with her, don't talk about me so dirty! Wake her up, or I'm afraid she will burp."

Gu Yu always felt that Li Fan was asleep, and she was a little nervous when the siren said that, so she patted Li Fan's cheek lightly: "Fan Fan, wake up!"

Li Fan: "Hey...Xiao Yuganer, what a time..."

After falling asleep, the monster went online, Gu Yu looked up and said to the siren, "She fell asleep, not belching."

How can it be?For the first time in his life, the Siren felt a cold-water depression.This Li Fan actually fell asleep after listening to her magical singing with full of charm.

sleep!Go!up!

These three words hovered in Siren's mind. She sat on the sofa and said to Gu Yu solemnly: "Practice yourself first, let me calm down." Her self-confidence that she was proud of was destroyed. For a while, he couldn't get up enough energy to teach Gu Yu to practice vocalization.

After sitting for a few minutes, Li Fan woke up, and the first thing he said when he woke up was: "Who is singing? It's so out of tune that Mom won't recognize it!"

Li Fan opened his eyes and saw Gu Yu holding a microphone in his hand, singing the last line of the whole song affectionately, holding up the microphone and asking her: "It's hard to hear, right?"

Rationality persuaded Li Fan to have more desire to survive, close her eyes and blow hard to Xiaoyuganer's singing voice is a natural sound, but her emotions made it impossible for her to fake it, especially at this juncture when she was about to save the mermaid.

Li Fan said weakly: "My Yu, every line of your singing is out of tune."

Who would have thought that a heroine with perfect looks, a charming personality, and whom Kitty Maomao loves to the core is actually a sound idiot, the kind who can't even sing a song right?

Gu Yu lowered her head, covered her forehead, and felt a headache.

The Siren finally got rid of the world of self-reflection: she didn't care about it, and just treated Li Fan as a strange creature not affected by her.She moved her buttocks, sat next to Gu Yu, and patted her on the shoulder: "Sister, don't worry, let my sister teach you. It's not a big deal to sing out of tune. You have to use your charm and let those stupid humans do it for you." Dump it, and they won't find you out of tune, and it doesn't matter if you make up lyrics."

Gu Yu was sweet-mouthed this time, showing a "saved" smile: "Thank you sister in advance."

After receiving this "sister", the siren screamed excitedly: "Xiao Yu finally called her sister! It's not easy!"

"Bang!" There was the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground outside the house, and after a few seconds, a group of people came over and helped them away.

Li Fan glanced outside the door, retracted his head, and said worriedly: "It seems to be the waiter who was stunned by your screams, are you alright?"

Siren waved his hand: "It's just dizzy, I'll wake up in a while."

The devil-like special training began, and Siren tried her best to be Gu Yu's sister and teacher, so tired that her mouth was dry and the whole fish was dehydrated.

Gentle explanation: "Be soft, be sweet, and the one who can be nasty is counted as one."

Gradually going crazy: "Gu Yu, relax, let go a little more! Only a fool can be fascinated by you if you are so stiff!"

Give up roaring: "The aura is fully open, understand? Why can't you wave, you are still not a mermaid!"

"I'm not, you know." Gu Yu said softly.The waves don't move, how can she wave?The siren took pains to teach her, but she really couldn't make waves.

The Siren jumped: "I know you are not, but you are a mermaid now, how can you not have any of the talents inherent in your genes?"

Li Fan stood in front of Gu Yu, and choked with the irritable teacher: "Don't force her, even if she is a mermaid, so what if she doesn't know how to be charming, can she be expelled from the fish? You can't teach well!"

"No." Gu Yu interrupted Li Fan and apologized to the siren, "It's my problem, please trouble you."

The siren itself is not a mermaid who is easily irritable. He quickly calmed down, took a deep breath, shook his head and said, "I should have thought that there is a reason why so many people diss you to be the head of the clan. Freezing three feet is not a day's cold, and I can't It’s a delusion to teach you in such a day.”

"You gave up?" Li Fan asked.

The siren glanced at her: "Who said I gave up? Since I can't teach it in one day, let's teach it for a few more days. Xiaoying and Qiu Shao will not be eaten for the time being, and they will learn it after ten days of teaching."

Gu Yu disagreed: "It's too risky, it's dangerous to delay for another day, not to mention we haven't found out which family they are in yet."

"How about it," the Siren bargained, "Today will be the first, and if you don't make any progress after one day, we'll think of another way."

During the intermission, Gu Yu leaned on Li Fan's shoulder, and her out-of-key singing voice echoed in her ears.She knew she was out of tune, but she couldn't get her voice back to the correct melody, and she felt very frustrated.

Seeing her miserable appearance, the Siren started talking, wanting to pierce Gu Yu's heart again: "How did you get caught by that Wang Hao?"

Gu Yu didn't want to repeat the stupid details, and said in a general way: "Being attacked by him, I almost lost my life."

Li Fan felt distressed, and lowered his head to kiss Gu Yu's forehead.Lucky E will always be Lucky E, but that's okay, your cheat is already in place!

Gu Yu got up from her shoulder with a smile, hugged Li Fan's nape, and kissed her lightly on the lips.Li Fan smiled and tightly squeezed the lips that had not had time to lean back, and licked around with his tongue.

Xiaoganer is more delicious than her boiled egg noodles!

"I said, although I have prayed for you, can you not treat me as air?" The siren showed an expression that could not bear to look directly.

Couples are the most annoying!

As a teacher, he took his sister for special training, but ate a mouthful of dog food, and passively remembered his former lover.As a single fish, the siren really wanted to beat up the two sticky and intimate guys in front of him.

The author has something to say: After seeing the new comments today, I reflected for a whole afternoon, and in the evening I shared this article with Ji You:

The first unit is a little immature, just like the girl in the comment said, it feels a bit confusing.

The second unit felt a lot better about itself, but there is definitely room for improvement!

If you see typos, plot logic, or description bugs, please don’t carelessly help me catch bugs, I will seriously reflect on it, bow down!

In addition, the nickname of a certain Qing's bib is @燕智晚, and occasionally sends pictures of meow meow, let's watch the little angels who want to suck cats (～￣▽￣)～