Only the heroine knows that I am a cat [Quick Transmigration]

People are always smart all the time and confused all the time.Wang Hao's huge body can't make no sound at all, the kitten with sharp ears has heard it a long time ago, and if he hears it, he won't say anything, and he just hits back——

Li Fan caught the flying dangerous bullet with his bare hands, threw it back, and successfully pierced Wang Hao's thigh.This sudden change made Wang Hao's lips tremble, unable to utter a word, at first he rolled his eyes and passed out.

oops.Li Fan sighed in disappointment, she aimed at the other party's crotch, why did she miss it?

To be honest, in this hot chicken world without aura fluctuations, her cultivation seems to have risen faster than before.Looking at the red fingers, Li Fan rubbed his fingers, there was a little pain, maybe the skin was scratched.It was the first time for her to catch a bullet with her bare hands, and it was also the same to block a gun.I thought that it would have to be more powerful like the previous world, but it turned out that the flesh was not damaged, at most it was green.

Could it be that she took away the heroine's gold finger and the protagonist's aura, so Gu Yu was so unlucky, waiting for her to cross over before launching a counter-kill?The more Li Fan thought about it, the more possible it became, the look in his eyes towards Gu Yu included not only guilt but also sympathy.

She allowed Gu Yu to touch her finger that had grabbed the bullet, and then pulled her clothes, loosened her collar, touching here and there.Li Fan finally laughed out loud: "Don't touch it, it's so itchy!"

There was a large black bruise on the white and tender skin, the bullet from the bodyguard in black did not hurt Li Fan's flesh and blood.While Gu Yu breathed a sigh of relief, she also felt a little distressed.Not pierced, but the cut looks worse than the abrasion.

In her opinion, this unreasonable wound is Li Fan's unique physique that is different from others, and it is also a proof that he sacrificed his life for her.

"Does it hurt?" Gu Yu dared not touch it.

"A little bit." It's almost green, Li Fan can't just say that she doesn't feel any pain at all.

"Stupid?" Gu Yu asked again.

"Not stupid!" Li Fan pouted unconvinced, and said silently in his heart: For you, how can you be called stupid?She pursed her lips and comforted the other party: "I'm almost invincible!" Apart from Tianlei and verbal attacks on her figure, Li Fan was really not afraid of anything.

Gu Yu was silent for a while, then sighed: "Don't do this again next time, don't... hurt yourself for me."

"Okay." Li Fan nodded, but swallowed a sentence: "Dare to do it next time!"Anyway, she is an undead cat demon with nine lives. Even if she is really killed, she can be resurrected with full blood, and at most she will lose a tail.But the heroine is very precious, and it is the key point for her to agree to the terms of the time-travel version of Overlord given by the system, and she must protect her well.

Seeing Li Fan staring at her fixedly, Gu Yu was a little worried that the power of that bullet would hurt Li Fan's brain and make her even more stupid.She couldn't help asking again: "Are you really okay?"

"Gu Yu, you can trust me more."

It was the first time I heard such a serious tone, and it was from a kitten who was always acting cute and pretending to be stupid. Gu Yu immediately straightened her back, waiting for Li Fan to say something that might shake the world and make people cry.

However, if he waited any longer, he would not be able to speak, and instead waited for a kiss.

Li Fan leaned forward, pinched Gu Yu's chin, and lightly pecked those bloodless lips.

It's really strange between lovers, sometimes what can be conveyed by actions has to be expressed in words; while those who can clearly say it are often lazy and express it directly with actions.Just like Gu Yu responded to Li Fan's love with a kiss, this time all her worries were melted into Li Fan's kiss and turned into a sweet breath.

Awakened by the bullet wound on his leg, Wang Haoyouyou opened his eyes, and suddenly saw the miraculous scene of the fat girl and the flower mermaid kissing, his eyes widened in shock, and he stared at it for a long time , until the two let go of each other and looked at him in unison.

"What's the matter?" Gu Yu said in a flat tone, but there was a tinge of red on her earlobes.

Li Fan saw Wang Hao's contempt in his eyes, he didn't know what he was despising, it couldn't be that he despised the flowers on the flower, right?Even if she is really a papa, she is also the most nutritious cat papa, nourishing the favorite dried fish, and the quality is guaranteed!

"Let's see the head explode!" Li Fan's threat was still effective, Wang Hao immediately turned away the endangered head, and the flesh on his neck twisted into a unique twist.

With the heavy Wang Hao and a bunch of illegal weapons seized by Li Fan, the group packed up and returned to the apartment.

The little mermaid Qiu Shao has regained her vitality. When she saw Xiao'ao, she immediately jumped up and gave her a bear hug. Before Xiao'e had time to get out of the way, she was hugged. After a few seconds, she hugged her with her backhand and cried loudly. Howling, finally cried out the grievances since being imprisoned by humans.

Two "old friends" Wang Hao and Ke Bupin met, and they looked like vegetables to each other.They all fell into the fish's hands, and no one could dislike the other. They were tied into two lumps of rice dumplings and put them in the corner to live in peace.

With so many people squeezed into a small apartment of more than 40 square meters, it seems that the air has become hotter, which saves you the trouble of catching a cold when the weather turns cold.Li Fan let the four mermaids sit down on his small dining table, thinking that this would make a mahjong table.

If it wasn't for the inappropriate timing, she would really take out the cat paw print mahjong that she bought online, let the mermaids change their tails, and keep them in the phone album as a precious memory after taking pictures, including Gu Yu's that she secretly took. All kinds of sleeping faces are collected together.

However, Li Fan thought about it again, and it is still a question of whether her mobile phone can go there together when she travels to the next world.After calling the system and failing to inquire, Li Fan looked at the 300 yuan mobile phone for the elderly in his hand, and was extremely reluctant. Her exclusive limited memory version photo...

"What are you yearning for?" Siren asked.

Li Fan stuffed his mobile phone into his trouser pocket and replied, "It's nothing! What did you just say?"

"I said, give me your Maofubao account." Siren angrily pulled out her cheap mobile phone from her chest, and scanned Li Fan's spicy chicken phone, "I'm here to eat and drink I will pay you back the rent and meals."

Li Fan counted three times repeatedly before making sure that he read the number correctly.Siren lived here for a few days, so she called 88888?According to the fact that the Siren will transfer the money to the orphanage after making money, where did this huge sum of money come from?With a wave of a big hand, a small hundred thousand, the mermaid tribe is really a local tyrant.

Siren shook the mobile phone in his hand: "When I was singing at Ke Buqian's house, I recorded the voice by the way and sent it to my buyer. The money came from yesterday." Real-time delivery, instant arrival, " You take it, it’s a shock to you, I’m really sorry for letting a little human girl like you get involved in our mermaid tribe.”

"And your lipstick?"

"No need to pay, it was an accident, and you also handed over the command of the sea cat project to me, and thank you for turning us all into safety." After expressing his gratitude to Li Fan, the Siren changed the subject and had to settle the score , "You killed eight bodyguards with your bare hands, caught the bullet with one hand, and beat a strong and strong man as if you were torturing food. Why did you hide it from me and Xiaoyu when you were so powerful? You can go alone for this operation !"

The siren lost face.If she had known that Li Fan had such skills and was not an ordinary girl, she wouldn't have to spend a lot of effort to charm and sing, and she could have sent Xiao'ao and Qiu Shao back earlier.Her home court suddenly became Li Fan's, which gave her a strong feeling of being cheated.

The delicate little chubby girl who looked like a flour dumpling suddenly turned into a skinny and ruthless fighting master. It was difficult to adapt for a while. Fairy tales are all deceptive.

"I'm not hiding, I just want to follow your rhythm." Li Fan said innocently.Following the rhythm of the siren, she accompanied Gu Yu in the special training of vocalization, put on heavy makeup as a tail, and wholeheartedly cooperated with the plan, but in the end she was disgusted by the siren.

As for the Siren's question about "keep it from her and Gu Yu"... Gu Yu interrupted naturally after hearing the words, her tone could be called showing off, which caused the single fish to feel strongly uncomfortable: "Fan Fan didn't hide it from me, I knew she was so powerful. "

Siren frowned: "I knew that earlier?" Opening his eyes and talking nonsense, who was the one who looked sad and hopeless after seeing Li Fan shot and wanted to die for love?

The plan has been successful, so there is no need to hold on to the details, but Siren's self-confidence has been hit by Li Fan's immunity to her charm skills, and another crushing blow in terms of force value.

That night she secretly drank the Mutian Polygonum wine that Li Fan put in the bottom compartment of the refrigerator.As expected of a strong wine with both purity and taste, Siren, a mermaid who claims to be able to pour a thousand cups, drank three cups and fell down. He was so drunk that he even shouted a certain person's name to apologize.

"Xiaoqing, Xiaoqing, I'm sorry." The siren was drunk and lost all manner, lying on the sofa, holding a wine bottle in his hand.

The doll Li Fan who got up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet and passed by: ... Meow, steal my wine!Still so smelly!If I knew it, I would have put a cat toilet in the bedroom!

She remembered that when she was drunk last time, she seemed to have the same ugly appearance, talking in a vague way, and her body still smelled so bad.Thanks to Gu Yu who loves her so much, spoiled her and made a fuss about her, and even smoothed her hair all night, if it were a Two-legged beast, she might be thrown out of the house.

Ten minutes later, the heat on the bed was a little less.The quilt in early autumn was not accompanied by warm fur balls, Gu Yu woke up from the cold, went out of the bedroom to look for Li Fan in a daze, and just like Li Fan, she also froze in place, listening to the siren yelling a few words over and over again.

Xiao Yu and Qiu Shao hid behind the bathroom door and looked around, whispering to each other, discussing who this "Xiaoqing" is.Cyan mermaid?Cyan crocodile?Cyan water snake?It's not the first time they heard this name, they muttered to each other for a long time as usual, until Gu Yu approached them.

"You know what she's talking about?"

Qiu Shao said positively: "When I was a child, I was neighbors with Sister Siren for a while! Sister Siren would sometimes drink alcohol-flavored seaweed, and when she was high, she would apologize as she does now."

Xiao'e took a quick look at Gu Yu, and said, "But we don't know who she refers to as 'Xiao Qing'. We have never seen it before, and there is no sign."

"That's right." Gu Yu nodded after listening, guessing that this matter has something to do with the "reincarnation" revealed by the Sirens.

Waiting until Siren sobered up the next day, Gu Yu mentioned the name "Xiaoqing" to her, but did not wait for Siren's answer.

Regarding the world they traveled through and the "system" that Li Fan carried, the Sirens didn't say anything, and they still kept the tone of "I still want to live".She handed over a radiation wave emitter that she had dismantled from the sea to the two, and let Li Fan and Gu Yu carry out the next action by themselves.

Li Fan took the emitter and said confusedly: "Shall we go instead of you? But Gu Yu said you should belong to the patriarch."

The siren flicked Li Fan's forehead: "You really listen to her in everything. I agreed to take over with conditions. Xiaoyu settled this matter and returned the position to me when I returned to the sea. I don't want to get involved in this pile of troublesome things in the land city."

Li Fan covered his forehead, feeling that the matter was not that simple.The Siren has always talked about "being afraid of trouble", but this time his expression is a little different.

Qiu Shao, who had only known each other for a short time, had a special crush on Li Fan because of her "touching the head to kill her". During the gap between the two of them talking, she leaned over and whispered to Li Fan, "Miss Siren is shy."

"Why are you shy?" Li Fan also whispered.Gu Yu's cheekiness at certain moments is completely inferior to that of the siren, who is as thick as a wall. Will such a mermaid be shy?

"Stop biting your ears!" The siren tapped on the table twice, indicating that they had heard their whispered conversation, "I just don't want to get involved in these things."

"Then what about your donation?" Gu Yu smiled.

Ah... Li Fan suddenly realized that he was shy in this regard: "You don't want to follow and be recognized by the management office?"

Siren shook his head, then nodded again.She has never faced the managers of the management office with her true face, but she has gone to the orphanage to visit the human cubs she does not hate, and has met the adults there, such as the kind dean, the patient life counselor and A cook who cooks well.If she went to the management office and happened to meet these people, she would really feel embarrassed.

Maybe it's an emotion called shyness, but the Siren vehemently denies it.

Li Fan couldn't figure out why the Sirens refused to go together, so he decided to go with Gu Yu, and of course he also brought two human-shaped rice dumplings.

Before leaving, Qiu Shao worried: "You won't be ambushed again, will you?"

Li Fan rolled his eyes and touched his still aching chest. He felt that Qiu Shao's doubts were not unreasonable, but that she should have more confidence in the management office.The last time I went to the management office was to send the troublesome neighbors back to the bureau, and by chance, I handled the documents for keeping mermaids in captivity. The staff had a good attitude and didn't make things difficult for them.

However, taking a step back, if something really happened, she would not be afraid - the world's restrictions on mermaids and black technology will not work in front of Li Fan, and she has figured it out through many days of work. According to the setting of the world, Menerqing, whoever dares to provoke, she will fight. Miaozi with a peerless cat buttocks never gives up easily.

If any accident happened, she would punish everyone who hindered them, and she would never allow Gu Yu to be blamed for anything unclear.

The strong little eDonkey finally carried the weight of five people (please do not imitate the good boy paper), Li Fan sang a song and carried Gu Yu to the management office with a sure chance of victory.

"Come with me, both of you." After hearing Li Fan's explanation, the staff members in white uniforms led them the way softly.After seeing Li Fan carrying a heavy object in each hand, she asked if she would provide Li Fan with a storage service.

"No thanks, these are not items." Li Fan picked up the two "zongzi" in her hand, they were quite heavy, but she had to take them to the person in charge to ask what happened.

It wasn't the first time he came to the Land Security Management Office, but it was the first time he was brought to the basement level.Li Fan took her mermaid family, escorted Wang Hao and Ke Bupin, and walked into a silver-gray room full of technology.

The decoration style of the ocean management office on the basement floor is completely opposite to that of the office upstairs; if the above provides warm and convenient services, then the style below is as cool as possible.

"Boss, it's here."

"Okay, thank you for your hard work." The man called the boss seemed to be busy with something and didn't even turn his head.His fingers quickly moved and touched the screen, and the screen in the middle was just blocked by his body, leaving only dozens of larger screens around, which played synchronous video images on the sea and in the sea.

The young lady seemed to be used to such a busy superior, after greeting him, she left Li Fan and Gu Yu behind, and exited the room and closed the door.

Li Fan was attracted by the straight hairstyle.It's a bit like a cat scratching board, I really want to dig it out!

Judging from the back of the boss's head, he seems to be a meticulous guy. His hair is neatly done with hairspray, and there is not a single unruly hair, and the collar of his overalls has no creases.

It's just that the shape of the water glass in his hand seems to reveal some of his attributes.

Li Fan and the others didn't wait long, the man turned his seat, and the whole person turned around.A middle-aged man with thick hair and a straight face looks very much like a serious manager.

Li Fan never expected that the very serious man was... a cat lover, at least it can be seen from his water glass and clothes.

There are many cats in this world, but none of them has spiritual consciousness like Lu Cheng that Li Fan knows, they are just ordinary cat people.But this does not prevent many residents of the land city from sucking cats for a living, and even gave birth to various industrial chains.

Whether it’s the meow glasses and slippers from Li Fan’s house, the blue sea cat app in the shape of a cat’s claws on his mobile phone, or the custom-made mug with a cat’s head embroidered on the boss’s work clothes and a handle with an S-shaped three-flowered cat’s tail , all of which demonstrate the prosperity of the cat smoking industry.

"Hello, I'm Lu Kong, the person in charge of the Ocean Office of the Land Security Management Office. You two are Ms. Li and Ms. Gu, the mermaid from Haimao Enterprise."

What's the name?Li Fan's thoughts drifted away involuntarily, it was obvious that there was a lack of "sea, land, and space", but actually working in the ocean, the fate of this world is so ingenious.

Lu Kong opened his mouth sternly, further confirming the intention of Li Fan and Gu Yu's visit, and when he saw Li Fan, his eyes froze.

An ear-piercing alarm sounded in Li Fan's heart, Lu Kong looked at her with such deep eyes, could it be... Could it be that he discovered that she was a cat?

No no no, Li Fan shook his head.Impossible, although there are Schrödinger creatures like mermaids in this magical world, there are no other monsters that can transform, at least she has never seen them.But could it be that this man is a well-informed cat lover?

I'm scared, I really want to say goodbye.The more serious problem than ambushing a bunch of black-clothed bodyguards is being recognized by someone other than the hostess as a cat in human form. Li Fan swallowed nervously, and involuntarily picked up the Kebupoong rice dumplings he was carrying with his right hand. After throwing it, he grabbed Gu Yu's sleeve instead.

What's going on here?Gu Yu held down Li Fan's hand, put those suddenly cold fingers into his palm, and subconsciously warmed him up.Li Fan has been pulling her sleeves more frequently recently, and her cuffs will become incomparably wider.She knew that Li Fan was nervous at this time, but she didn't know the reason.

"May I ask a question, why do you keep staring at Li Fan?"

Hearing this question, Lu Kong took his eyes back, his tone and expression were still very serious: "Is Miss Li..."

I'm going to fall off my horse!Li Fan's hand holding Gu Yu's sleeve tightened a bit, but he didn't think that the next three words the other party said were just "raised a cat".

Li Fan looked down and saw that the hem of the clothes was the black hair that had been complained about by his colleague brother A.She bought a hair roller roller in the same city online, looking for a chance to let Gu Yu glue her whole cat, but they solved half of the matter, and the seller still didn't deliver the goods. The inefficiency made the cat anxious.

Now that Lu Kong observed the cat's hair, it really scared the cat to death... Fortunately, she didn't see through her fat and beautiful humanoid appearance, which is so cute that the two-legged beast is crazy.

"Ah, I raised a little black." Li Fan took out the perfunctory words of brother A and used them again.When she heard Lu Kong's name, she wanted to ask: "Excuse me, do you know someone named Lu Cheng?"

Seeing Lu Kong shaking his head with a natural expression, Li Fan sighed.Although they both have the surname Lu, there are not so many coincidences. Lu Cheng, who was struck by lightning, can't be found just by looking for it.

Lu Kong was very interested, and there was a signal in his eyes that he wanted to chat with the two about cats.If it was normal, Li Fan would slowly let the other party blow on the cat's nose, claws and meow, but she did not forget their mission today.

"Director Lu, let's report these two guys and your internal personnel for malfeasance."

Lu and Kong have already heard about Wang Hao and Ke Bupin abducting the mermaid privately, but to report insiders for malfeasance?The tone of the child is not small!Lu Kong smiled, and his stern face became gentler. These two people knew more than he expected.It just so happened that he could take this opportunity of "enthusiastic citizens and mermaids" to report someone's braids.

Li Fan fumbled in his pocket, wanting to take out a dismantling radiation wave emitter that Siren gave her as a proof, but at this moment the door of the office was "slammed" open, and a bald man broke in.

This bald head is really bright enough, and the person is also menacing: "Director, these two people can't be trusted! There are no ghosts in our management office, and the emitters were also framed by them themselves to frame us!"

Li Fan frowned, who is this person?Where did the bald head come from to add drama to himself?He jumped out indiscriminately and beat them up, fearing that there was a ghost.

Lu Kong crossed his arms and said in a lecture, "Xiao Yu, you barged in recklessly without knocking on the door?"

"I'm afraid that you, Director, will be deceived by them!" Yu Zheng said urgently.

Lu Kong laughed twice, frowned, then turned around and pressed a few buttons.

Yu Zheng didn't see the sequence in which Lu and Kong pressed the buttons, but based on his familiarity with the director's gestures, he guessed what the other party did.He was shocked and asked: "Director, would you rather believe a courier and a non-human being than me?"

Yu Zheng vomited so much that he wanted to vomit blood, but Lu Kong did nothing but press the button to call the security police.

He thought about it again, that's not right, what if Lu Kong asked those security personnel to come in and arrest these two women?Thinking of this, Yu Zheng's face became pretty again.He sneered triumphantly at the cold-looking mermaid in front of him.Mermaids are either rolled back into the sea or cut into pieces and served on the table.Just relying on them, still want to report him?

Li Fan and Gu Yu looked at each other, where did this come from?

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