"Boom boom boom——"
Early in the morning, Jiang Weiyi knocked on An Ke's door.
He knocked for a while, but no one came to answer the door.
Jiang Weiyi put his face on the door of the apartment, listened carefully for a while, and then continued to hammer on the door with a dark face: "...Anke! Open the door for me! I heard the sound of you flushing the toilet!!"
"squeak--"
A moment later, the door of the apartment was opened.
Standing behind the door was a young man with messy hair, but it was still hard to hide his eye-catching facial features. The outline was exquisite and clear. His eyebrows, nose bridge, and lips seemed to be carefully designed by a modeler. It was easy to see. Can't help but hold my breath.
An Ke was wearing baggy pajamas, he rubbed his eyes with dissatisfaction on his face: "It's so noisy."
Jiang Weiyi looked at An Ke's white shoulders exposed under his loose pajamas, covered his eyes, and muttered: "I'm a straight man, I'm a straight man, the long-haired black silk imperial sister Saigao..."
After finally sticking to his belief, Jiang Weiyi dodged into Anke's apartment door, shaking the plastic bag in his hand: "I kindly bought you breakfast downstairs, can you be more polite to me!"
"Thank you." An Ke said perfunctorily, then turned around and walked to the sofa in the living room, and fell down on the sofa with a "crack".
Jiang Weiyi looked around with despair on his face: "I haven't been here for two days, and you made the room like this again!"
"Noble magician, how can you do such a rough job." An Ke pulled his face buried on the sofa, and retorted not to be outdone.
Jiang Weiyi sneered, and held up the plastic bag in his hand, "The noble magician shouldn't have breakfast, either?"
Before he finished speaking, something strange happened.
The plastic bag in Jiang Weiyi's hand suddenly seemed to be pulled up by a pair of invisible hands, he broke free from his hands, and then floated unsteadily in the air, like a hobbled old woman, trembling and flying towards the sofa.
Two seconds later, the breakfast finally couldn't hold on and fell to the ground.
An Ke panted, as if he had run more than ten kilometers, "I'm so tired."
"...you will die if you hold it with your hand." Jiang Weiyi was speechless.
At the beginning, Jiang Weiyi was still excited by this strange supernatural phenomenon, as if he had discovered the other side of the world, and fantasized that he could also have this magical ability.
Later, I found out...it seemed to be useless at all, and it was difficult to get a glass of water. The great magister that Anke said could destroy the world was not as effective as a sweeping robot.
"What do you know, smelly Muggle." An Ke glanced at him, "This is the way of life of our magicians."
"Then you are awesome." Jiang Weiyi resignedly picked up the breakfast, put it on the table, and cleaned An Ke's room like a nanny.
"It's not that the magical elements on your earth are too few, it's cleaner than the balance of my bank card." An Ke sighed, his delicate little face was full of melancholy: "I miss the Valxiu Continent so much..."
"Since our earth is as bad as you said." Jiang Weiyi squinted at him: "But I see that you play games very happily every day... You played games all night again yesterday."
"This aspect is still very good." An Ke fully affirmed the game industry on Earth, "It would be even better if the props in the game can be free."
"..."
While cleaning An Ke's room like a servant, Jiang Weiyi remembered the scene when he first met An Ke.
He met An Ke at a local comic exhibition half a year ago.
Jiang Weiyi is a part-time social animal photographer. He met An Ke in the comic exhibition half a year ago. At that time, An Ke was wearing a magic robe that was a bit dirty but extremely gorgeous. , a small face filled with confusion and bewilderment.
Jiang Weiyi proposed to shoot a feature film for An Ke, and use a KFC meal as a reward, and the two got acquainted like this.
When An Ke said that he was a great magister from Valxiu Continent, Jiang Weiyi thought he was joking, until he saw the french fries flying up in front of him and poked him in the nostrils, then he had to believe it. There really is such a bizarre magical world in this world as in novels and games.
In line with the principle of hospitable earthlings, Jiang Weiyi arranged a residence for Anke and took him to familiarize himself with everything on the earth. The two also became good friends during this time.
When Jiang Weiyi saw An Ke's bewildered, pitiful puppy-like expression at the comic exhibition, he thought he was a young boy who was as soft and cute as his appearance.
Unexpectedly, half a year later, An Ke, who was gradually getting used to the life of the people on Earth, gradually revealed his true nature.
——What kind of great magister, this is clearly a lazy, greedy and fun-loving brat with a bad personality! !
"I said, you've been on Earth for so long, you should find a job and integrate into society." Jiang Weiyi said casually after tidying up the messy game discs on the floor.
"I'm working hard, I have to play games for ten hours every day." An Ke was blunt.
"?" You really mean it.
"Should I be like you, working hard for fat middle-aged Muggles, writing reports every day until the early hours of the morning." An Ke continued to make up the knife.
"..." Pricked Laotie's heart.
The corner of Jiang Weiyi's mouth twitched, who was stamped with the animal seal, "You are over 200 years old, how dare you be a fat man."
An Ke's actual age is 216 years old, but his appearance is too young. Apart from his extraordinarily delicate and beautiful appearance, he looks like a high school student.
When Jiang Weiyi took him to apply for an ID card, the staff looked at An Ke suspiciously and refused to apply for an adult ID card.
"Sorry kid, we need to see your birth certificate before we can issue you an adult ID card." The staff member said sternly.
"I'm already 216 years old." An Ke looked serious.
staff member:?
You seem to have that serious illness.
"He was joking, hahaha..." Jiang Weiyi was afraid that An Ke would turn the staff in front of him into mice in full view, so he interrupted An Ke's spellcasting and dragged him out of the office hall.
Later, when An Ke knew that most of the games required adults to purchase and recharge, he was not happy. Jiang Weiyi had no choice but to use his family relationship to help An Ke get his ID card.
"In the evening, I asked my junior to go to the movies, and you remember to eat." Jiang Weiyi helped An Ke clean up the room, and reminded him.
An Ke was turning on the computer, ready to continue the dungeon that he hadn't finished playing yesterday, when he heard Jiang Weiyi's words, he immediately regained his energy, "What? Are you guys going to mate tonight?"
Jiang Weiyi blushed, "You are talking about tigers and wolfs... old rascal."
"Don't be shy." An Ke looked at him with relief, "As your elder, I can help you a little."
"?"
Before Jiang Weiyi could react, he saw An Ke sitting up from the sofa, making a strange gesture with his right hand, and the thin magical elements in the air slowly began to flow.
"Strengthen energy—"
"Strengthen your body—"
"Blessing—"
"Returning Yang Art—"
After several blessing spells in a row, An Ke began to be out of breath again, "Phew - I haven't used these low-level strengthening spells for a long time, luckily I haven't forgotten."
Jiang Weiyi only felt his body tremble, his body seemed to have infinite energy, and he would be able to tidy up ten rooms without any problem.
"It seems that you are useless at all." Jiang Weiyi was very surprised, feeling the energy of his young man, "Thanks, I'll treat you to it later—what the hell?!"
Jiang Weiyi suddenly felt that something was wrong with his body, he opened his pants and took a look inside, and let out an earth-shattering groan.
"What's the matter, are you still not satisfied?" An Ke's face was full of doubts, "This is already the best level I can do now..."
"Get out! Change me back quickly!" Jiang Weiyi blushed, pointing at An Ke so angry that he couldn't even speak coherently: "Are you trying to scare my junior girl away... this size will kill you !"
An Ke withdrew his magic power with a regretful face: "It's really troublesome."
Seeing that he had returned to his original state, Jiang Weiyi breathed a sigh of relief, seeing An Ke's expression of "you are so hard to serve", he was suddenly furious, clenched his fists for a long time, and then let go.
... Forget it, I can't beat it.
I endured this tone.
"Anyway, order takeaway yourself at night!" Jiang Weiyi urged worriedly.
"Got it, got it." An Ke stared at the computer, "I must pass this level today."
Before going out, Jiang Weiyi seemed to have remembered something, turned his head, and said to An Ke who was on the sofa: "By the way, I thought of a job that is especially suitable for you."
An Ke looked up, "A doctor who specializes in treating impotence?"
"..." Jiang Weiyi felt his fist harden again: "It's not this!!"
Taking a breath, Jiang Weiyi silently said "Don't get angry, don't get angry, there's no one to replace you when you get sick" and said, "Do you know "Eternal"?"
"I don't know." An Ke shook his head.
"Let you play less games and surf the Internet more." Jiang Weiyi hated iron and steel, but still patiently explained: "It's a holographic game just launched by the world's largest game company. You can look it up online."
"What does that have to do with profession?"
"As a professional gamer, don't you like playing games?" Jiang Weiyi said, ""Eternity" claims to be a real world, or a continent of swords and magic. For an orthodox magician like you, it shouldn't be difficult to play. Is it difficult? As long as you work a little harder, you can make a lot of money by bringing others to download dungeons, selling equipment and so on."
"The continent of swords and magic..." An Ke froze for a moment, lost in thought.
"Anyway, if there's anything you don't understand, you can look it up online." Jiang Weiyi casually took the garbage out of the door, "Sister Xue is still waiting for me, I'm going to sneak away, you be good at home!"
Early in the morning, Jiang Weiyi knocked on An Ke's door.
He knocked for a while, but no one came to answer the door.
Jiang Weiyi put his face on the door of the apartment, listened carefully for a while, and then continued to hammer on the door with a dark face: "...Anke! Open the door for me! I heard the sound of you flushing the toilet!!"
"squeak--"
A moment later, the door of the apartment was opened.
Standing behind the door was a young man with messy hair, but it was still hard to hide his eye-catching facial features. The outline was exquisite and clear. His eyebrows, nose bridge, and lips seemed to be carefully designed by a modeler. It was easy to see. Can't help but hold my breath.
An Ke was wearing baggy pajamas, he rubbed his eyes with dissatisfaction on his face: "It's so noisy."
Jiang Weiyi looked at An Ke's white shoulders exposed under his loose pajamas, covered his eyes, and muttered: "I'm a straight man, I'm a straight man, the long-haired black silk imperial sister Saigao..."
After finally sticking to his belief, Jiang Weiyi dodged into Anke's apartment door, shaking the plastic bag in his hand: "I kindly bought you breakfast downstairs, can you be more polite to me!"
"Thank you." An Ke said perfunctorily, then turned around and walked to the sofa in the living room, and fell down on the sofa with a "crack".
Jiang Weiyi looked around with despair on his face: "I haven't been here for two days, and you made the room like this again!"
"Noble magician, how can you do such a rough job." An Ke pulled his face buried on the sofa, and retorted not to be outdone.
Jiang Weiyi sneered, and held up the plastic bag in his hand, "The noble magician shouldn't have breakfast, either?"
Before he finished speaking, something strange happened.
The plastic bag in Jiang Weiyi's hand suddenly seemed to be pulled up by a pair of invisible hands, he broke free from his hands, and then floated unsteadily in the air, like a hobbled old woman, trembling and flying towards the sofa.
Two seconds later, the breakfast finally couldn't hold on and fell to the ground.
An Ke panted, as if he had run more than ten kilometers, "I'm so tired."
"...you will die if you hold it with your hand." Jiang Weiyi was speechless.
At the beginning, Jiang Weiyi was still excited by this strange supernatural phenomenon, as if he had discovered the other side of the world, and fantasized that he could also have this magical ability.
Later, I found out...it seemed to be useless at all, and it was difficult to get a glass of water. The great magister that Anke said could destroy the world was not as effective as a sweeping robot.
"What do you know, smelly Muggle." An Ke glanced at him, "This is the way of life of our magicians."
"Then you are awesome." Jiang Weiyi resignedly picked up the breakfast, put it on the table, and cleaned An Ke's room like a nanny.
"It's not that the magical elements on your earth are too few, it's cleaner than the balance of my bank card." An Ke sighed, his delicate little face was full of melancholy: "I miss the Valxiu Continent so much..."
"Since our earth is as bad as you said." Jiang Weiyi squinted at him: "But I see that you play games very happily every day... You played games all night again yesterday."
"This aspect is still very good." An Ke fully affirmed the game industry on Earth, "It would be even better if the props in the game can be free."
"..."
While cleaning An Ke's room like a servant, Jiang Weiyi remembered the scene when he first met An Ke.
He met An Ke at a local comic exhibition half a year ago.
Jiang Weiyi is a part-time social animal photographer. He met An Ke in the comic exhibition half a year ago. At that time, An Ke was wearing a magic robe that was a bit dirty but extremely gorgeous. , a small face filled with confusion and bewilderment.
Jiang Weiyi proposed to shoot a feature film for An Ke, and use a KFC meal as a reward, and the two got acquainted like this.
When An Ke said that he was a great magister from Valxiu Continent, Jiang Weiyi thought he was joking, until he saw the french fries flying up in front of him and poked him in the nostrils, then he had to believe it. There really is such a bizarre magical world in this world as in novels and games.
In line with the principle of hospitable earthlings, Jiang Weiyi arranged a residence for Anke and took him to familiarize himself with everything on the earth. The two also became good friends during this time.
When Jiang Weiyi saw An Ke's bewildered, pitiful puppy-like expression at the comic exhibition, he thought he was a young boy who was as soft and cute as his appearance.
Unexpectedly, half a year later, An Ke, who was gradually getting used to the life of the people on Earth, gradually revealed his true nature.
——What kind of great magister, this is clearly a lazy, greedy and fun-loving brat with a bad personality! !
"I said, you've been on Earth for so long, you should find a job and integrate into society." Jiang Weiyi said casually after tidying up the messy game discs on the floor.
"I'm working hard, I have to play games for ten hours every day." An Ke was blunt.
"?" You really mean it.
"Should I be like you, working hard for fat middle-aged Muggles, writing reports every day until the early hours of the morning." An Ke continued to make up the knife.
"..." Pricked Laotie's heart.
The corner of Jiang Weiyi's mouth twitched, who was stamped with the animal seal, "You are over 200 years old, how dare you be a fat man."
An Ke's actual age is 216 years old, but his appearance is too young. Apart from his extraordinarily delicate and beautiful appearance, he looks like a high school student.
When Jiang Weiyi took him to apply for an ID card, the staff looked at An Ke suspiciously and refused to apply for an adult ID card.
"Sorry kid, we need to see your birth certificate before we can issue you an adult ID card." The staff member said sternly.
"I'm already 216 years old." An Ke looked serious.
staff member:?
You seem to have that serious illness.
"He was joking, hahaha..." Jiang Weiyi was afraid that An Ke would turn the staff in front of him into mice in full view, so he interrupted An Ke's spellcasting and dragged him out of the office hall.
Later, when An Ke knew that most of the games required adults to purchase and recharge, he was not happy. Jiang Weiyi had no choice but to use his family relationship to help An Ke get his ID card.
"In the evening, I asked my junior to go to the movies, and you remember to eat." Jiang Weiyi helped An Ke clean up the room, and reminded him.
An Ke was turning on the computer, ready to continue the dungeon that he hadn't finished playing yesterday, when he heard Jiang Weiyi's words, he immediately regained his energy, "What? Are you guys going to mate tonight?"
Jiang Weiyi blushed, "You are talking about tigers and wolfs... old rascal."
"Don't be shy." An Ke looked at him with relief, "As your elder, I can help you a little."
"?"
Before Jiang Weiyi could react, he saw An Ke sitting up from the sofa, making a strange gesture with his right hand, and the thin magical elements in the air slowly began to flow.
"Strengthen energy—"
"Strengthen your body—"
"Blessing—"
"Returning Yang Art—"
After several blessing spells in a row, An Ke began to be out of breath again, "Phew - I haven't used these low-level strengthening spells for a long time, luckily I haven't forgotten."
Jiang Weiyi only felt his body tremble, his body seemed to have infinite energy, and he would be able to tidy up ten rooms without any problem.
"It seems that you are useless at all." Jiang Weiyi was very surprised, feeling the energy of his young man, "Thanks, I'll treat you to it later—what the hell?!"
Jiang Weiyi suddenly felt that something was wrong with his body, he opened his pants and took a look inside, and let out an earth-shattering groan.
"What's the matter, are you still not satisfied?" An Ke's face was full of doubts, "This is already the best level I can do now..."
"Get out! Change me back quickly!" Jiang Weiyi blushed, pointing at An Ke so angry that he couldn't even speak coherently: "Are you trying to scare my junior girl away... this size will kill you !"
An Ke withdrew his magic power with a regretful face: "It's really troublesome."
Seeing that he had returned to his original state, Jiang Weiyi breathed a sigh of relief, seeing An Ke's expression of "you are so hard to serve", he was suddenly furious, clenched his fists for a long time, and then let go.
... Forget it, I can't beat it.
I endured this tone.
"Anyway, order takeaway yourself at night!" Jiang Weiyi urged worriedly.
"Got it, got it." An Ke stared at the computer, "I must pass this level today."
Before going out, Jiang Weiyi seemed to have remembered something, turned his head, and said to An Ke who was on the sofa: "By the way, I thought of a job that is especially suitable for you."
An Ke looked up, "A doctor who specializes in treating impotence?"
"..." Jiang Weiyi felt his fist harden again: "It's not this!!"
Taking a breath, Jiang Weiyi silently said "Don't get angry, don't get angry, there's no one to replace you when you get sick" and said, "Do you know "Eternal"?"
"I don't know." An Ke shook his head.
"Let you play less games and surf the Internet more." Jiang Weiyi hated iron and steel, but still patiently explained: "It's a holographic game just launched by the world's largest game company. You can look it up online."
"What does that have to do with profession?"
"As a professional gamer, don't you like playing games?" Jiang Weiyi said, ""Eternity" claims to be a real world, or a continent of swords and magic. For an orthodox magician like you, it shouldn't be difficult to play. Is it difficult? As long as you work a little harder, you can make a lot of money by bringing others to download dungeons, selling equipment and so on."
"The continent of swords and magic..." An Ke froze for a moment, lost in thought.
"Anyway, if there's anything you don't understand, you can look it up online." Jiang Weiyi casually took the garbage out of the door, "Sister Xue is still waiting for me, I'm going to sneak away, you be good at home!"
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