want to die every day

Chapter 77 The first day I wanted to die

Both male and female players have complicated hearts, and so many people were eliminated in the initial test. No wonder some people in the forum said that the map of the capital of Kun is not so easy to mix in.

In just one day, the official has received tens of thousands of complaints from male players, asking the official to cancel the setting of the male-to-female map of the capital of Kun. The attitude of the game official to receive players is very good, and an announcement was made on the official website in a blink of an eye. The settings cannot be changed.

It even shows that the main plot of the capital of Kun will not be revealed until someone can own a handed down weapon, which also makes some plot parties in the game start to speculate.

I love Wushuang: "Boldly guess, I think the capital of Kun is like a daughter's country. There should be Miss Lily."

Fairy Bang Bang Bang: "I want to fall in love with my young lady when I go in."

Orchard Garden: "The one upstairs who wants to fall in love with the young lady must be a qualified fairy."

Obviously, the player with the ID [Orchard Garden] is a person who personally experienced the test of the fairies in the capital of Kun. As time passed, some players who did not report their thoughts on handed down weapons also posted strategy posts to benefit the players.

[Strategy] I have successfully sneaked into the capital of Kun.

Host: "Players who haven't entered the capital of Kun must pay attention. After entering, there will be an NPC asking you to complete the fairy test."

Nameless: "What is the test of the fairy? Wait for the owner to share the strategy."

In just a few minutes, thousands of players responded to the post.

Host: "Here we come, the takeaway we ordered just now has arrived. Let me share with you the test and customs clearance method of the Capital of Kun."

Zuimeng Xinghe was sitting in front of the computer and waiting. He was one of the first players to be removed. He went there for the second time, but was kicked out for no reason. This made him grit his teeth angrily, thinking it was a game There is a bug.

"What kind of monster's skill is that wind?" Zuimeng Xinghe muttered to himself. He obviously used the most powerful technique at that time, because he could only enter it three times a week, so he didn't dare to enter it again, so he had to read the forum guide , he refreshed the page, and the host finally updated.

Host: "The npc in the first level will attract a gust of wind, and the skirt will be blown away. At this time, both male and female players need to cover their skirts immediately to prevent them from being exposed, otherwise they will be judged to have failed the test and eliminated."

"Bang!" Zuimeng Xinghe thumped the table, and the cup next to him fell to the ground due to the vibration. He really never expected that this was the way to clear the level, covering the skirt?What a joke!What a motherfucker...

Drunk Dream Xinghe also saw that the host posted a picture of Marilyn Monroe covering her skirt, he couldn't help but squinted his eyes and took note of the action.

Host: "Let's talk about the second level..."

The crowd followed Xu Jinhuan and Kong Duiyue, and at last they did not encounter any strange things along the way. They came to a large hall without any danger, and looked inside the two rows of seats. The pastries, wine and dishes are full of color, fragrance and taste, which makes people's index fingers move.

Of course, I wanted to think about it, but everyone didn't act rashly. Lin Jiajun had already used the freeze technique on Yu Hai the moment he saw the food. This was a low-level freeze technique he bought in the market before. The skill can only be used in the safe area and cannot touch the opponent. It is a tasteless skill. No one will waste their skill bar to install this skill.

When Lin Jiajun saw this skill, he thought it could be used on a fool like Yu Haixian, so he bought it without hesitation, and he used it very quickly.

Yu Hai first realized that he couldn't move anymore, and said in a panic, "Lin Jiajun, I can't move anymore!"

Lin Jiajun said calmly, "I did it."

Yu Hai was blinded for a while, and then he tried without breaking free, and said in a low voice, "Why are you holding me down?"

Lin Jiajun said gloomyly: "If I don't pin you down, you fool will pounce on you. Did you starve to death in your last life? You are so obsessed with food."

Yu Hai first saw Lin Jiajun's resolute and ruthless appearance, and he sighed inwardly, he could only wait for the npc to release the mission, it would be impossible for the npc to ask the player to stand here and not give them food.

He just came up with this idea, only to hear Kong say to Yue: "Everyone has worked hard, we have prepared meals for you, please have a meal."

The NPCs have said so, and everyone can only obey. For them, after the test just now, these meals look like they have been poisoned. Walked over excitedly after the operation.

"The sitting posture is elegant." Yuan Haoyue simply reminded Gu Yan.

These four words are enough, Gu Yan sat down slowly and gracefully, with his hands folded between his thighs

Some players had already paid attention to Yuan Haoyue after passing the first level, and after seeing it, they all followed suit and sat down, and finally they were not eliminated.

Wushuang didn't go to see Yuan Haoyue. She is from a wealthy family, well-educated and well-mannered. In addition, she has played a lot of Gongdou opera, so etiquette is not a problem for her at all.

The same goes for Owen and other foreign players. Their dining etiquette is also more particular, and their words and deeds are full of elegance.

Yuan Haoyue looked down at the food, pastries and appetizers placed on the table. The pastry was a peach blossom cake with a petal on top and a little sugar scattered on the surface. It was very delicious at first glance.

The appetizers were big fish and meat, Yuan Haoyue's lips curled up slightly, as if realizing something.

Gu Yan is not interested in gourmet food, he would only finish it if it was cooked by Yuan Haoyue, he picked up the jug to pour the wine, and Yuan Haoyue suddenly pressed his hand on the back of his hand.

Gu Yan raised his eyes to look at Yuan Haoyue, who then shook hands and said, "Stand up."

Gu Yan didn't hesitate, the two of them stood up and attracted everyone's attention, Xu Jinhuan said, "What are you two doing?"

Yuan Haoyue clasped her hands and put her fingers on her left waist, bowed her legs and saluted, "Since the banquet has no singing and no dancing, wouldn't it be monotonous, why don't we let the two of us dance for everyone?"

Everyone couldn't understand Yuan Haoyue's actions, Gu Yan, one of the parties involved, was even more confused, but he didn't show his face, he just said in a volume that only Yuan Haoyue could hear: "I don't know how to dance."

Yuan Haoyue whispered, "Do you still remember the dance we did in the doll play?"

Gu Yan usually doesn't change his expression, but when he heard this, his expression changed slightly: "Are you sure—that's a waltz."

Waltzing in the world of Xianxia, ​​even Gu Yan felt that Yuan Haoyue was infected by Yu Hai's innate ideas of unconstrained style.

"I'm sure." Yuan Haoyue's tone was calm.

Gu Yan could hear the firmness of the other party, so he didn't say anything else.

Xu Jinhuan smiled and said, "That's really great."

Then she clapped her hands, and six women with different musical instruments walked in from the entrance of the hall.

As soon as the classical music played, Yuan Haoyue put his arms around Gu Yan's waist, and the latter also jumped up together.

In the middle of the main hall, one pink and one blue figure danced, their skirts fluttering slightly, like two dancing butterflies, waltzing against the background of Xianxia. This kind of coquettish operation completely shocked everyone.

Even Yu Haixian didn't care about the delicious food in front of him, he stared at the two dancing with wide eyes, and murmured, "Brother Gu and his idol dance so beautifully."

Lin Jiajun would not think that this was a useless move by the two for the effect after the broadcast. He looked around, and everyone was watching the two dancing. No one moved the food on the table, and the npc was also silent. He didn't say anything, he knew what Yuan Haoyue's plan was at this moment, he also pulled Yu Hai up and said first: "Come on, let's go up and circle around."

Yu Hai was dragged into the middle of the hall by Lin Jiajun with a dazed expression on his face. Lin Jiajun also saluted and said, "I will be the two backup dancers."

"What the hell are they doing?" Lida frowned slightly watching them dance nondescriptly to the music.

"The npc's reaction already speaks for itself." Owen glanced down at the delicacies on the table, "These things are not edible."

As soon as these words came out, Lida's face changed slightly: "Are these foods poisonous?"

"That's not true, it's just that fairies don't eat." Owen said as he poured out his wine.

Lida couldn't understand at this moment, what did Owen mean by this sentence?

Weier was upset, and when he saw that there was wine, he poured a glass, but he paid attention to maintaining elegance, and drank in small sips. The NPC didn't notice him several times, and he relaxed after a few sips, and took a piece Put the meat in your mouth and chew.

At this time, Kong, who was originally enjoying the singing and dancing, said to Yue Wang, "How can she be a qualified fairy if she looks ugly?"

As soon as the words fell, Will disappeared in place, and Juliet beside him turned pale. At this time, all the players knew that these things might not be eaten.

Xu Jinhuan looked at the crowd and said, "Why, is the food we prepared not to your taste?"

"No."

"of course not."

The players denied it one after another, for fear of offending the npc.

"Then what are you waiting for?" Kong Xiangyue asked.

The npc smiled like a bad guy who swallowed arsenic with malicious intentions, but the player could only keep smiling and swallowing the arsenic.

Now they also know why Yuan Haoyue wants to go to dance, and she doesn't need to eat these things when she dances, and Juliet wants to follow suit when she gets up, but when she just stood up, Kong said to Yue: "What do you want to do, girl?" ?”

Juliet pursed her lips and said, "I also want to present a song and dance for everyone."

Kong smiled at Yue: "It's enough to have four girls cheering us on. I'll just wait quietly and enjoy the delicious food in front of me."

Her words also directly reminded everyone that this method can no longer be used. The players regretted it in their hearts, and should have followed Yuan Haoyue when he made this move.

Yu Hai, who was circling in circles, was already dizzy, not knowing where he was.

Owen poured down the wine and drank it, while the other players ate in small sips.

"Opening your mouth is indecent. Kong Duyue cast his eyes on a female player eating peach cake, and the other party disappeared before he even had time to react.

"It's not elegant to eat." Xu Jinhuan pointed to a male player who chose to eat chicken drumsticks.

"Make noise, indecent."

"It's indecent to have vegetable leaves on your teeth."

"Indecent."

"Indecent."

In just a few minutes, 6 players were eliminated, and the remaining seven players from Wushuang and Jingxiao Games turned out to be.

Wushuang sat there without moving from the beginning to the end, Xu Jinhuan asked: "This girl didn't move her chopsticks, is it not to your liking?"

Wushuang was expressionless, and said indifferently, "I only drink the toilet water I picked from the lotus leaves in the morning."

Wushuang's aura and tone didn't seem like someone who could say that, but she just said it, and all the players were waiting to see the npc's reaction.

Xu Jinhuan's face was obviously stunned for a moment, and then he said with slightly bright eyes: "You are right, I was the one who neglected you."

Is it okay?At this moment, Lida also admired Wushuang for daring to try this way, but it was a pity that she couldn't use this reason because she had already started eating.

Owen and the others looked elegant, and they were all stable at the moment. Gu Yan was dancing, with the illusion that it would never end. He frowned slightly and said, "How long are we going to dance?"

Yuan Haoyue looked around from time to time and said, "There should be a time limit. If it doesn't go as expected, something will happen."

Not long after he said this, he saw a woman wearing a purple veil dress of the same style walk in. This woman had a majestic aura in her overall appearance, and the music stopped when she entered the hall.

Yuan Haoyue and Gu Yan stopped in place, Yu Hai leaned half on Lin Jiajun's body, he felt several little stars floating in front of his eyes.

The woman's ID was [Mu Chengxue]. When Xu Jinhuan and Kong Xiangyue saw her, they greeted her very excitedly, saluted and said, "Sister Mu, why are you here?"

Mu Chengxue looked around the hall and said, "Let's see if you have had enough trouble."

Kong made a gesture of sticking out her tongue at Yue, and she said, "We are also thinking about our family... Who knows what the purpose of these outsiders running in so recklessly is?"

Xu Jinhuan also echoed: "That's right, and many people behaved very rudely. I suspect that monsters got in."

"Nonsense, if you let the head know what you did in Kun Capital, you will be punished." Mu Chengxue reprimanded.

Only then did everyone understand that these so-called fairies tests were nothing but a prank played by two NPCs. The arrival of Cheng Xue, an NPC, can be regarded as an official announcement that they finally no longer need to "carry" them.

After Mu Chengxue reprimanded the two of them, he saluted everyone: "Mu Chengxue, welcome to the capital of Kun, the residence has been arranged for you, and you can move freely here, but please remember not to disturb the leader." practice."

Following Mu Chengxue's words, the detailed internal map of the Capital of Kun was also unlocked, and the players finally felt relieved. Yu Haixian even fainted on the ground. His action drew laughter from Xu Jinhuan and Kong Xiangyue.

At the same time, the host of the game forum also released the strategy for the second level, and the players responded one after another after reading it.

Wuming: "Are there any mistakes? The second stage is for talent show, I'll show off a street dance first."

I don't have a dick anymore: "What does it mean to have a stalk drinking toilet water?"

The fairy body: "Let me tell you upstairs what a fairy is? All fairies drink toilet water. Fairies who drink toilet water should be petted. Pet fairies need to be pampered. Those who are spoiled are little fairies who drink toilet water."

Mr. Gu is cool, handsome and domineering: "I also said at the time that I don't eat mortal food, why was it sent out?"

Nameless: "Brother, what you said is too crazy..."

Xu Jinhuan and Kong Duiayue took everyone back to the resettlement house, and finally everyone could talk and walk more naturally.

Having recovered, Yu Haixian packed a peach cake from the banquet just now, and he was eating it with relish.

Although the npc reminds everyone not to disturb the master's cultivation, but often the less you can go to the place, the more adventures will be triggered. You must make a breakthrough, but you still need to ask more about the master. Yuan Haoyue asked: "Excuse me, Sister Fairy, how did you elect the head?"

Xu Jinhuan laughed because of Yuan Haoyue's title, covered his mouth and said, "Don't call me a fairy, I was just joking with you just now, and there are actually no conditions for the selection of the head."

Juliet asked suspiciously: "If there are no conditions, wouldn't everyone be the head?"

Kong said to Yue: "That's what it means, but you don't understand the customs of the capital of Kun, and we don't have a plan for the position of the head. Every new head is replaced by the previous head. The designated inheritance of the door."

Gu Yan could tell that the npc was telling the truth, but where there were people, there would be fights, even if this place was like a fairyland, it was normal for one person not to be greedy for fame and fortune, but it would be strange for everyone not to be greedy for fame and fortune.

Unless the price of being the head is more than what you get.

Obviously Owen agreed with him, and the other party asked: "Is there any price to pay for being the head?"

"How could there be a price? No." Xu Jinhuan only replied in a light tone.

No one believed this kind of words, even Yu Hai muttered in his mouth after hearing it first: "When the emperor's harem beauties are so happy, they have to get up early for meetings and review memorials later, how can there be no price."

But it is impossible to get any more clues from the npc. They came to the arranged dormitory. There are two beds in a room, separated by a screen. Yuan Haoyue and Gu Yan are in the same room. The highly praised cp, everyone didn't say anything when they saw this.

After entering the room, Gu Yan said, "We must find a way to meet the head."

From the current point of view, the master is mysterious, and the master training room unlocked on the map seems to be tempting players to explore.

Yuan Haoyue nodded, and then he said: "Our mission does not require us to bring out the mirror of Kun in person. Wushuang can be a helper for our mission this time, and can help her get the realm of Kun. people can't move."

Gu Yan also thinks that this is a place that can be used, after all, it is just the beginning, and more and more players will come in later.

The rest of the players also passed the strategy and successfully passed the test to stay. Weir also returned to Kun Capital as quickly as possible. He lived in another room and took the initiative to find Owen.

Seeing that there was only one person living in Owen's room, Weir took the initiative to read in his face that I am Hong Fang, and then said, "I will share a room with you."

Owen nodded and had no objection. He asked, "How many players were with you when you came?"

"There are quite a lot, and there are also the group of people from the Drunken Star Tower. I'm afraid they haven't passed the level before. This time, they tried again after reading the strategy. Now they live on the next floor." Weier sat down and poured a cup of tea. In the second level, he jumped directly in the hall, and it was considered a dance pass.

"Very good." Owen smiled, he got up and opened the window, saw some players leaving the house, he said, "You find a way to reveal the location of Gu Yan's room."

Weier froze for a moment, then asked in a deep voice, "You suspect that Gu Yan is from the red side?"

"Does it matter if he is from the red side?" Owen asked back.

It was only then that Weir understood why Owen sometimes showed vague hostility towards Gu Yan. Currently, Gu Yan is far ahead as No.1. Weir felt desperate when he saw the amount of gold coins on the other side. He gritted his molars. Said: "I think if he can be sure that he is Bai Fang, I can just pull him together and lose. Anyway, I only bet one gold coin this time."

Owen shook his head, he wouldn't break the jar like Weir said: "You can say this, and you are not afraid of being scolded by the audience as a dog after it is played later."

"I'll let the editor cut it for me." Will shrugged, fearlessly.

Juliet and Lida lived in the same room. The latter saw Juliet taking something out of the Qiankun bag. She walked over with some doubts and asked, "What are you taking?"

Juliet dug a little plaster out of the bottle with her fingertips and said, "Of course it's poison, but don't worry, it's not for you."

Lida still stayed away from her subconsciously, frowning and said, "You have a suspect in mind, right?"

Juliet stared at the smear of purple on her fingertips, and the corners of her lips slightly raised: "I will not use poison unless it is absolutely necessary. This time our enemy is not just the red side. I suggest that you better prepare some life-saving measures, so as not to avoid redness." You were killed by the players before Fang made a move, and the show will not look good when the time comes."

Lida didn't believe what Juliet said, she knew the other person's virtues best.

As soon as Yu Haixian got back to the room, he lay down and fell asleep, probably because he was dizzy from spinning around, while Xiaolu enlarged her body and wrapped herself around Yu Haixian.

Lin Jiajun released his spiritual pet, crossed his legs and closed his eyes, and began to practice the exercises. He didn't choose to go outside to explore right away. Now I'm afraid there are no monsters eating people outside, but there are a lot of killing players.

The quietest room is Wushuang's room. She didn't choose to go out immediately, but searched around the room. On her bookshelf, she found a picture album with portraits of the heads of the Capital of Kun in the past. She flipped through the pages. , every sect master Xianfeng Daogu really wants to buy all the face-pinching data.

Wushuang turned to the last page, and saw a slim figure that was simply outlined with a brush, with fluttering skirts, making one can't help but imagine how magnificent this person must be.

In the lower left corner of the album, Wushuang saw a name.

The 12th generation head of the Capital of Kun - Baichujiu.

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