It is the first hand with different abilities

Tiaoye Caiju, an ordinary military policeman of the square camp, belongs to the special suppression force, the first unit and the hound, and his colleagues are all the strongest selected from the army.

Today, as usual, I feel that I should not be in the car, but at the other end of the street, the other end of the city, or the other side of the world or the universe. I can't stand the noise from my colleagues around me. .

Not just voices, heartbeat, breathing, sweat secretion... and Showa-style music resounding in the car... Ahhh, why don't these people die?Why should I join The Hound?Why doesn't a missile come up from the sky and blow them all up.

Oh, I'm not going to die.Tiaoye Caiju thought so in his heart.His hearing is stronger than all the people present combined, he can use his ability to quickly decompose the body into particles before the car is blown up when he hears the sound of the missile passing the sky, and the car cannot be distinguished by the naked eye Escape through body crevices.

Then he quietly admired the loud noise of the bombing, and looked forward to a bright future where he would never be persecuted by these colleagues again for his weak five senses.

Look what the hell they're talking about!Are you the fruitless childish conversation on the way back from school field trips? !

"The oden from that family just now is really delicious, and it tastes really good as an appetizer."

"Yezi and the captain really have a good understanding. I heard from the boss that their soup base is a secret family recipe. If the captain really can't let go, why don't you tie him back to the base and make it for you every day."

"The pudding that was sent... tastes good with mayonnaise."

[...The above is the content of my report. After the joint incident, the detective agency and the port have returned to a state of non-interference... Also, it is not time to get off work. Captain, please don't take the lead in violating the law publicly. prohibition.Kidnapping the owner of the oden or something, you will be complained, Mr. Vice President!Mr. Iron Gut too, is the pudding with mayonnaise serious? ! 】

The last person's tirade hit Tiao Ye's slot every time, and he let out a long breath. "Ah, Liyuan, I found that you still have irreplaceable significance for the continued existence of this army. When will you end your boring undercover mission and return to the base camp."

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Michizo Tachihara, the Hound's mysterious fifth man, was not in the car and was in contact with them by cell phone from a safe location.For Jono, it doesn't matter whether he is here or not, anyway, he is also one of the sources of noise.

Li Yuan's voice paused suspiciously for two seconds, as if he was tossing about in his heart whether he should be angry with Tiao Ye. Judging from his attempt to change the subject behind him, it was obvious that he had succumbed to all kinds of obscenity that Tiao Ye had exerted on him in the past. Down.

[So, why are you all out together now?I remember that today is the date of returning from an international mission. Shouldn't you go directly to the base? 】

Speaking of this, Tiaoye has something to say: "It's not that the captain forgot to adjust the landing coordinates of the transmission missile device, and the deputy chief abused his power to modify the coordinates of Mr. Tiechang and me from the background. This car is still rented from a car dealership. Yes, I have to return it later." He covered his face with one hand weakly, and said uncomfortablely, "It's hard to die in Yokohama, but fortunately it's in a deserted suburb, and I have to notify the people at the base to pull the three devices back. .”

[No wonder I heard some strange noises in the distance.And, why three?Aren't there four of you? 】

"What do you say?"

Li Yuan didn't say anything.He recalled that when he was not an undercover agent, he also sat in that uncomfortable missile device. The senior named Suehiro Tiechang directly chopped the device into pieces every time he landed, calling it to remove obstacles to progress.

Just as the captain added the alcohol he wanted to drink in the purchase order under the guise of the post-war celebration party, and the deputy chief and Mr. Jono frequently handed in their opinions on changing the torture equipment in the interrogation room, Mr. Tiechang is also destroying the troops increase unnecessary expenditures!

After being an undercover agent at the port, every time Li Yuan recalled his life in the army, he would feel that it was not what a human should live. In contrast, the life of the mafia is a bit normal, at least the people around him are quite normal!

There are all kinds of gags in daily gags, such as Yezi complaining that the new toy (prisoner) this time is not enough for her to play with for two days, and Fudi complains that the device has a narrow space and his needs must be considered. His body size surpassed the domestic average, and Tiaoye angrily reprimanded Tiechang not to eat ham sausage with the skin on, which is even more outrageous than eating boiled eggs with the shell on.

Li Yuan was seriously considering whether to cut off the communication or not. He didn't feel the comfort given to him by the atmosphere of the army at all. He just wanted to get rid of these people... He might as well cancel his leave and go back to the Black Lizard to carry out the mission, which is to destroy the hostile organization Is not fun?Or is the human body stroke gun skill not enough to challenge his admiration for the big universe?

A burst of emergency brakes interrupted Liyuan's official line about politely hanging up the phone.

Fudi, who was driving, slammed on the brakes and almost threw Yezi, who was not wearing a seat belt properly, out of the front window.The atmosphere in the car was as silent as a brazier that had been poured with water. The long silence made Li Yuan on the other side feel something was wrong.

[Is it an enemy? ] he asked.

After a while, Tiaoye was the first to speak: "What's going on? Why are you all looking at me like this? Please control your heartbeat and breathing, it's too noisy."

The captain's trembling voice rang out: "Tiaoye... so you are married."

Yezi pinched his chin thoughtfully: "Looking at your age, you're quite precocious. It's because you haven't become such an annoying, dog-seeking temper before, and the innocent girl who deceived you mistakenly Did you go astray to give birth to such a big son?"

Tiechang's expression was serious: "There is no such thing as a guardian, Tiaoye, it is a dereliction of duty as a father to let such a young child go out alone."

Jono: "...Huh?" What the hell are you talking about?

Li Yuan: [Huh——!Mr. Jono is married and has a son!Did you run into each other? ! 】

Fudi nodded with complicated emotions: "Not only did I meet you, my little pity saw him squatting on a telephone pole, shivering with his knees hugged, and wearing clothes that didn't fit him. He was so wronged that he was about to cry."

"Aren't you rich? No matter how the child came from, you are so vicious to your own blood. It is really hopeless." Yezi shook his head and sighed.

A small question mark appeared on Tiaoye's forehead. "Wait, what are you guys talking about! What kind of son is not a son! Where did I get a son! Don't smear my innocence casually!"

Tiechang said something fair: "Looks like he should be in kindergarten, don't hide Tiaoye, he looks like you, and he's also blind."

Li Yuan panted heavily: [I... I will go back to the base now.You wait for me, and why are you squatting on the pole!Shouldn't it be below? ! 】

Tiao Ye's excitement, as the bottom of the persecution for many years, if you don't see him, you will regret it for a lifetime!

Half an hour later, the little boy who was tied into the car by four military police officers on the street was sitting in the reception room of the hound base, holding a glass of milk in both hands, in a daze.

Li Yuan, who returned to the team, glanced at this very well-behaved little boy with his golden eyes, and understood why his colleagues were so sure just now that Tiao Ye was a scumbag who abandoned his wife and son.

Just because, apart from their different ages and relatively immature facial features, they really look exactly the same!Not only is he wearing the same earring on his right ear, he is also blind with squinting eyes, and even his five senses...

The little boy, who only wore an adult white shirt that reached his knees, wrinkled his nose and said to those who observed him: "Can you control your heartbeat? The smell of sweat is too strong, please don't stain my precious The sense of smell and hearing is very noisy and annoying, please stop these behaviors immediately, don’t they all have knives? Please use the most painful way to commit seppuku!”

Five Hounds: ... Ah, exactly the same.

Even Tiaoye began to seriously think about whether he really missed a son because he was young and ignorant... No!He is innocent, a man who has never even touched a lady's hand, how can he have such a big son!

There was a knock on the door, and Yezi took the inspection report handed over by his subordinates, opened it and looked at it and said, "Well, according to the DNA test, there is an indelible blood relationship with Tiaoye, it is your son, that's right." Tell me honestly, who is his mother? As a military police officer, your behavior not only violates human ethics, but also violates the law."

Tiaoye's mind seemed to be roaring, buzzing: "No... I'm sure that there must have been no amnesia scenes in my past life, let alone him, and the memory of that unknown birth mother!"

Because Tiaoye had clarified it too many times before, and his colleagues half-believed and dubiously did not prevent them from unanimously baptizing him with condemning eyes as if looking at some kind of dirty thing, Liyuan laughed and said, "That... ...Since Mr. Jono has said so, why don’t you ask what’s going on with this child first.”

After finishing speaking, he tried his best to show a kind smile, and said to the little boy: "Little friend, can I ask what your name is? How old are you? What grade are you in? Also, do you still remember the names and home addresses of parents? ?”

"Dad?" The little boy tilted his head.

How should I put it, Li Yuan felt that this little boy was a bit scary... How on earth could he manage to make such a cute little expression with a face that was undeniably related to Mr. Jono? Milky voice.

When I think that this person is the son of Mr. Jono, and he can still be so cute, I feel that this world is not normal.

Tiaoye Caiju kicked him on the back, and said sadly, "Liyuan, don't think I don't know what you're thinking." To spit on him, do you want to die?

The little boy pouted, thinking that these people were really too noisy.But when the word dad was mentioned, his mind seemed to have been stirred in the washing machine hundreds of times in a daze, but he captured a little bit of memory fragments.

There was a shadowed, indistinct face speaking in an equally indistinct but malicious voice.

[Hehe~ Gouye Xiaoju?Don’t think that you can get away with it by changing your name. Let me tell you, don’t try to make useless struggles. I am not your father, and I will never be in this life or the next. Get out of this gate!Let me see you again, and I will dismember your body and throw it into the furnace to be burned to ashes, and the ashes will be scattered in the gutter! 】

The little boy pulled away from his memories, and said in a flat tone: "Well, it's called Tiao Ye Xiaoju."

It's not a wild dog.The surname of the man in front of him is Tiaoye, which sounds much more normal than Gouye.

Ignoring the front bursts of 'Listen, he said his surname is Tiaoye' 'Tiaoye, how dare you deny it!Even the name has a chrysanthemum! ''I don't even recognize my own son, it's too unseemly', raised his head and said to Tiaoye Caiju, who was already stiff like plaster: "I didn't take the initiative to find you this time, you can't just because of this passive The situation that I couldn't resist broke my body into ten thousand pieces and burned my ashes into the sewer oh, my lord father."

After finishing speaking, he patted his dull, messy little head, holding the milk and sucking it up through the straw.Then I felt... the surroundings became more noisy.

But it's not bad to hear the screams of 'my lord father' being sanctioned and the rebuttals of collapse, plus the sound of the heart as if being trampled by hundreds of elephants in turn.

It is just right for breastfeeding.