It is the first hand with different abilities

Katori Haruka was beating Jono violently, surrounded by a circle of onlookers who dared not step forward.Jono's miserable howling attracted the owner of the store, and Fukuchi bit the bullet and finally persuaded him to leave.While wiping his cold sweat, he said to Xiaoju, "This... this won't kill anyone, right?"

It was the first time I heard Tiao Ye screaming so badly.

Who would have thought that the man, who looked so weak, would be so violent!

Xiaoju said something fair: "Hey, don't listen to how loud that bark is, Xiangxiang hits people with the same force as a cat tramples on milk, he's just pretending."

Dazai walked over, appreciating the scene from a different angle, carefully scanning Jono with his eyes, good guy, let alone bleeding, you can't even see a bruise.He nodded affirmatively: "Well, it's definitely an act."

Xiaoju shook her head tut-tsk. "Why bother, if I was honestly hit by a glass just now, it would be fine. Based on my years of experience in domestic violence, the more others avoid him, the angrier he gets."

Others: ...Why do you speak so proudly when you talk about domestic violence?

Tiaoye is half pretending, but his pain is several times stronger than that of ordinary people, so the pain is really painful.When Katori Haruka was dripping with sweat and sat on the ground with a light slap on her top-heavy feet, the atrocity was finally over.

Not only Katori Haruka, but others also breathed a sigh of relief.

Although the damage is limited, looking at it from the perspective of a bystander, it really challenges people's psychological limits... How did you manage to use a punch that beats people into a fleshy aura, but swings lightly with a lethality equal to zero? A punch, this can be regarded as a talent in a certain way.

After calming down, Katori Haruka sat on the main seat with a cold face and full of momentum, staring at the group of military police sitting opposite, especially that Xiaoju who was kneeling very standard, feeling very angry.

Tiaoye is sitting next to Xiaoju, good guy, the more he looks like a father and son.

The owner of the store personally brought the waiter over to serve the food. He carefully looked at Tiaoye who was beaten up on his back just now, and found that the other party's hair was messy and there was not even a scratch on his face. The heart that desperately wanted to call the police Finally put it aside.

As long as no one is killed, I almost thought I was going to die just now.

Is this a new trick to please beauties?learned.

A table full of dishes was set up, only Dazai, Ranpo and Tiechang ate without being affected, and the others couldn't eat.Under Kunikida's explanation, the hound finally knew that the little boy named Kiku was not the product of some human experiment, but a person from another world, whose body shrank for unknown reasons.

Leaving aside the absurd reason for the visitor from another world, it is simply not convincing...

Yezi murmured with a dazed expression: "Impossible... How could Tiaoye find such a top-notch beauty as a partner? Is the god blind?!"

Tiaoye's ears moved, he felt humiliated.And Xiao Ju cleared her throat, and said with a snort, "It's a matter of strength."

What strength?Is it the strength of domestic violence?

Everyone looked at the smug Xiaoju with distaste, no matter how they looked at it, they became very angry.

Katori Haruka looked suspiciously at the two Jonos, one big and one small, obviously he was a visitor from another world, but obviously couldn't accept that Xiaoju was his wife, and Jono was just implicated innocently.He always felt that there was something wrong inside, and felt that his face and hair had turned green.

"Hehe, what immoral bastard abducted the ignorant me who was only 14 years old back then, but it was just a deadly shotacon!"

Xiao Ju felt restless after being pierced by the sharp gazes. He moved his stiff calf and said guiltily, "I didn't expect this... Besides, how can I be blamed for this?"

"...14 years old? This is a crime!" Kunikida stared at Jono with a righteous face.

Tiaoye's lips moved, and he couldn't bear it anymore and said: "It's enough, it's none of my business! I was the one who was beaten, and I was the one who was scolded?! You said you found the wrong person!"

He didn't even think about it!

"I'm not wrong, tell me the truth, I'm not the kind of narrow-minded person, it seems that this child is not too young, did he have a baby with someone else before he met me?" Katori Haruka seemed to accept his fate In general, the teacup in his hand shook so that the tea splashed out.

Anyone with eyes would sympathize with that look. I thought Katori Haruka was mentally prepared to take over the stepchild, but the cup slammed on the table without even shaking it.

Katori Haruka, whose eyes were on fire, and whose sockets were red with anger, paused word by word with a voice squeezed between his teeth: "Who is that person, I will send your family of three to hell right now!"

Fully demonstrated what is called the extreme of jealousy and narrow-mindedness, and his serious appearance makes people have no doubt that he is preparing for sharks now.

But just this combat power... The others bowed their heads in embarrassment, some drinking tea, some drinking alcohol.

Xiaoju stood up, patted her knees, crawled under the table with a whimper, and sat on Katori Haruka's lap.Katori Haruka puffed up her cheeks and didn't look at him. Xiaoju held his face with her two small hands and said softly: "Be good, be good, it's not good for your skin if you get angry, I'll give you spa treatment when I go back, massage for the blind , manicure, and facial mask."

It sounds like a professional level of coaxing a wife.

Katori Haruka was unwilling, and said awkwardly: "Then, are you really Xiaoju?"

"It's true! I'm miserable. I only recovered my memory after seeing you. I suddenly shrank before, and my luggage was involved in the turbulence of time and space. My brain is as messy as if it was hammered by dozens of people, and my whole body hurts. It’s uncomfortable, I don’t even remember my own name, otherwise I would have looked for you long ago.”

With a seemingly flat tone, he spoke bitter words, his little face was tired, and he looked extremely sad.

It's a professional-level sell-out.

But Katori Haruka just followed this routine, and she rubbed Joano's face with distressed expression: "Really? Then do you still feel pain now?"

"It doesn't hurt to see Xiangxiang."

Katori Haruka blushed slightly, and muttered: "Is it because I was accidentally discovered by my father before I came here, and was chased by a group of people and burned?"

Xiaoju: "...that's enough, can you not mention this matter."

"Why can't I mention you? I'm not talking about you. You are usually very good at talking. Why can't you even pass the test of the old man? My father can handle it. He will be very moved if you just give him a lottery ticket. You How can you not learn it?"

Xiaoju thought about Katori Haruka's 100% luck in winning the first prize, and felt that he might not learn it in the next life, so she sighed and pressed her head against his chest, and said while rubbing: "My lord father said that he would burn me to ashes." , no matter what, we are married, his attitude really hurt my heart, it hurts so much~"

"It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, how about one?"

"At least a thousand, right~"

Poor newlyweds, even a honeymoon is a disaster.Katori Haruka couldn't bear to see his depressed look, and slapped him several times without hesitation.

Xiaoju pursed her lips. He was dissatisfied and wanted to show his true colors: "Why only kiss the face! Who wants this kind of kissing method to coax a child!"

"I hate it~ You look like this now, if you kiss me, you feel like a pervert."

"Huh? Even if my body gets smaller, I'm still me! Don't hide it, you just dislike me for having no abs now!"

Katori didn't look at him, Xiaoju turned blue with anger. "Look at me talking! Where are you looking! Don't peek at Tiao Ye over there, he is not alone with me!"

"What are you peeking at? I'm looking at it openly and aboveboard!"

Seeing the two press the accelerator key to reconcile inexplicably, pink bubbles were crazily bubbling, and then they started bickering again. Dazai and the others, who were still feasting, stopped their chopsticks and rubbed their stomachs.

Well, I'm full.It's no longer clear what they're doing here.

On the Hound's side, everyone except Tiao Ye showed expressions as if they had eaten garbage.

If there is any thing in the world that is the most unacceptable, I wish I could poke my eyes blind... It is undoubtedly at this moment that I see a kid who is exactly the same as Tiao Ye shamelessly acting coquettishly and rolling around begging for a kiss.

What's more, this kid actually turned from an adult, so it's not unusually disgusting.

Tiechang and Tiaoye also understand how Gouye Xiaoju's various life skills come from.In order to get out of the single, I really tried my best.Especially Tiaoye, he felt that the kid in front of him was not ordinary difficult to raise, and he didn't know what he was doing in another world, so how could he fall in love with this type of person?

"Mr. Jono, what's wrong with you?" Kunikida looked suspiciously at Jono, who was motionless except for his shoulders that kept shaking.

Tsubano pursed his lips slightly, unable to smile anymore.

"Ah, by the way, Shijie Xiaozhi also found me in this world~ It's rare to meet the same body in another world, why don't you meet that me too~"

Xiaoju didn't really want to see her. "This kind of curiosity is unnecessary. I don't have a good impression of this world. I'd better go back quickly. I'd rather be chased by your natal family with a bazooka than stay any longer."

However, Xiaoju's protest was useless, there was a sound of footsteps outside, and the voice of the clerk: "Mr. Katori, this is the private room, please come in."

The paper door was pulled open from the outside, and a...

Everyone rubbed their eyes, watching a boy version of Katori Haruka just walk in.Fudi wondered: "That's not right, this child is at most 14 years old, maybe it's because the time of the two sides is different."

[Katori Haruka] Wearing casual clothes, apart from being cute and good-looking, she is no different from those students on the street.He was carrying a messenger bag, clutching the strap on his chest with both hands, and being watched by so many people, the tips of his ears turned red rapidly.

"That, that... I'm here to find Mr. Dazai. I'm the new editor, right?" He avoided other people's eyes in a panic, lowered his head shyly, and his voice was so soft that he couldn't hear clearly.

"Yes~" Dazai immediately stood up, and he could tell as soon as he heard the other party speak, that he probably made an appointment to meet him because he was fooled. "There are a lot of people, right? Leave them alone, let's go to the private room next door. Order whatever you want, and we'll talk while eating..."

As he spoke, he was about to push the person out, and put a hand on his shoulder.Turning around, it was Kunikida.

"Dazai, what bad idea are you planning?"

Dazai said with an innocent face: "No, I just think this kid suits me, you go ahead, ignore me, by the way, I won't go back tonight, and I have to ask for leave tomorrow, tell the president for me .”

Kunikida:! ! !

He looked at [Katori Haruka] who looked confused, innocent and ignorant of the world like a little lamb strayed into a wolf's pen, and could see a series of question marks floating out of his forehead.And look at Dazai who was smiling so hard that his face was blooming, it was like a bolt from the blue.

"You, you, you, you..." He couldn't even say a complete sentence.

No, didn't they come here to transfer the broom star to the hound? !Why did you call another little one over? That's fine, what's with this dangerous scene like a big bad wolf trying to eat a little white rabbit!

Luanbu looked dumbfounded at the [Katori Haruka] who almost said they were not from the same world as them, and felt that the snacks in his mouth were not delicious, and said from the bottom of his heart: "...I don't care about this kind of children. Got it, it's frantic and outrageous."

Tie Chang nodded in agreement.

Xiaoju wrinkled her nose. "Who are you connoting?"

[Katori Haruka] Across the two people in front of him, he happened to see Xiaoju and Katori Haruka who was holding him, a flash of shock flashed in his eyes, and he saw Jono who had just stood up with a black face, shocked for the second time.

Because his emotions are too exposed, everyone can see that his mood is shaken now.Finally, hear his voice from the soul.

"You, you... Could it be my long-lost brother, sister-in-law and nephew?"

Katori Haruka and Xiaoju:?

Tiaoye roared frantically: "What does sister-in-law mean! Whenever you say brother-in-law or brother-in-law, I can still refute it, why is it sister-in-law!"

Are you out of your mind, kid?