Yin and Yang mediator
Chapter 111 Animal Psychology Counseling Rhubarb: Brother, let's talk about your heart?
Lu Ci and Xie Yibing lived directly in the farmhouse that night.
The boss, who doesn't rely on farmhouse entertainment to make money, is still a little unhappy: "The people from your unit are coming tomorrow, can't you two come together as a group? Now I have to do extra cleaning for you."
Of course, Lu Ci knew that it was because he was familiar with him, that's why he said this, and he didn't treat himself as an outsider: "You can prepare some fresh ingredients for us, and we will make dinner by ourselves."
The boss was immediately happy: "Okay, are four dishes and one soup enough?"
"Enough. No chicken!" Lu Ci had just finished speaking when Xie Yibing dragged him away.
Xie Yibing was quite excited, he didn't know when he took the white deer again: "Come on, let's go see the sika deer."
Lu Ci was also very interested, his eyes lit up, and his mouth was still disgusted: "Hey, it must be a group of short and poor people." It can't be compared with his tall, rich and handsome deer.
As a result, as soon as he left the accommodation area of the farmhouse, he shrank behind Xie Yibing and cursed in a low voice: "Why do these fighting chickens look mutated? Aren't they in the farm? Why did they come to the farmhouse?" They walked all the way just now I didn't find it either.
Due to the "deep fighting friendship", Lu Ci immediately recognized the large number of roosters with particularly gaudy feathers in front of him, which was the group of Xiaoliu's.At the beginning, some of them were kept by the farm owner, but he didn't take it seriously. He didn't expect that the semi-adult little flying chickens, which were originally small, had grown into strategic bombing chickens.
Xie Yibing pulled him: "Don't be afraid, brother is here."
Lu Ci's scalp was still numb: "Why can the chicken grow so big? Isn't the size we usually eat in a rice cooker?"
Look at the roosters in front of me, this is not a problem with the rice cooker, at least two grills are needed.The length of the straightened neck doesn't reach his waist?
He made a gesture on Xie Yibing's waist: "So tall, so tall!"
Xie Yibing welcomes Lu Ci to touch him, but he doesn't welcome himself being like a few roosters, so he pulls Lu Ci to his side and hugs him: "Don't touch your little hands."
"Cut~" Lu Ci followed him for a few steps, and found that the roosters did not dare to attack him, their wings did not flutter, their necks did not explode, and they even ran away after waiting for a while, "Oh, they escaped."
"They are going back to their nests to eat and sleep." Xie Yibing stood on the sign and found the direction of the deer garden. "Go, after seeing the sika deer, I just go back to eat."
The deer garden is cleaned very cleanly. It cannot be said that there is no peculiar smell, and there is only a little bit.
The little sika deer was not afraid of people, so it came out when it saw people, gave Lu Ci two hands, and found that he didn't bring anything to eat, so he took a bite.
There was a deer biting deer incident.
Lu Ci was a little dazed for a while, and he stayed still for a long time before saying to Xie Yibing, "It still hurts."
Xie Yibing was also a little confused, and quickly pushed away the sika deer who was about to bite Lu Ci's clothes, and pulled Lu Ci away.
The sika deer didn't really bite, and it didn't cause any damage to Lu Ci that could break the defense. Naturally, the pile of defensive supplies on him didn't activate.There are a few tooth marks on his hands, and there is also saliva.
Xie Yibing thought for a while, but there was nothing he could do: "Then why don't you bite it back?"
Lu Ci bit, bit Xie Yibing, directly on the face.
Deer can bite, and all kinds of deer can bite.
As a result, when he walked back to the dormitory, Xie Yibing blushed as soon as the tooth marks on Xie Yibing's face lit up, "Why don't you cover the marks first?"
"No." Xie Yibing wished he could walk away with his chin lifted, "This is the proof of love."
Lu Ci looked at his chin, wishing he could take another bite.He couldn't stop him, even lying on top of people couldn't affect his pace: "Where's your previous frame? Where's your leadership burden? Pick up what should be carried, and what should be carried on your back?"
"No, I've already thrown it away, and I can't pick it up again!" Xie Yibing simply squatted down to pick up Lu Ci's knee and carried him on his back.
Seeing them coming back affectionately, the husband and wife of the owner of the farmhouse pointed to the kitchen: "I just picked some food and slaughtered a goose. Fish the river seafood by myself in the pond."
Xie Yibing asked: "What do you want to eat? Make you a salted goose?"
"Okay." Anything else is fine except eat the bruised chicken.
Xie Yibing saw that he had no other intentions, so he asked him to wash his hands, and fished a fat-headed fish from the pond by himself.
His movements didn't look very fast, but every step was not wasted at all, full of a strange sense of rhythm, and the four dishes and one soup were finished very quickly.It takes less than one hour for all the dishes to be picked and served, and no complicated cooking techniques are used to highlight the original taste of the dishes.
Lu Ci was very used to eating, but it was a little strange. When he finished eating, he asked, "Why don't you cook something strong today?" On the usual dinner table, there must be braised, sweet and sour, deep-fried and so on. The dishes are very light today.
Xie Yibing didn't say anything, just put his hand on his waist.
Lu Ci's back suddenly felt numb, and he understood.
He didn't know how long he had been wandering outside, but he suddenly remembered the purpose of coming here, and took Xie Yibing's hand: "Go, go and see the curly hair that bit me!"
The animal shelter has long since closed, only the guards are still there.Of course, with their identities, if they want to go in at this point, they can go in, but Lu Ci obviously doesn't want to take the usual path.
Xie Yibing took him directly inside.
The animal shelter is like a small zoo, and some open areas are even written with a brief introduction.
Xie Yibing deliberately stopped and looked at it: "It's quite detailed."
Lu Ci pointed to the location of the exit: "There is also a pamphlet over there." Compared with the brief introduction of hundreds of words, the content of the pamphlet is more detailed.
Of course, the brochure only introduces some relevant pet knowledge, but the introduction will state when and where the animal was obtained, who raised it, why it couldn't be raised, the reason for going to the shelter, and the most important thing is that it was received. What punishment and so on.
This open area is converted from a slightly wider corridor to display some climbing boxes and fish tanks.After walking through, there are two small halls, each with some cats and dogs in cages.
Lu Ci acted as a tour guide and introduced: "These are the ones who cracked down on over-breeding pets a while ago, and those who are willing to pay a fine rather than apply for a dog license to get vaccinated. Those in these open areas have already taken training courses and can be adopted. Next door is the cat. Yes, we should play outside at night."
Outside the two small halls for cats and dogs, each is connected to a small garden.
Xie Yibing found that the place was unusually quiet. It wasn't that there were no cats, but that all the cats behaved extraordinarily tame.Following a strange guidance, he saw the familiar yellow raccoon squatting in the middle of the yard, and nodded knowingly: "Oh." It turned out that Elvis Presley was there.
Lu Ci obviously saw it too: "Yes, that's the captain, a paid civil servant cat." It stands to reason that the treatment of civil servants is much better than these cats and dogs waiting to be adopted.But kittens like to go wherever they want.
"I'm looking for civil servant Rhubarb."
Rhubarb is a serious Chinese pastoral dog, not a dog that has been crossed into various personalities. From time to time, he will go out to patrol with the urban management team.
The dog at night was very vigilant. Rhubarb noticed the person almost immediately, and lay in ambush in the corner without making a sound.It has a separate small yard, which has been enriched by the veterinarian, and there is a space suitable for hiding in a small space.
"rhubarb?"
As a frequent visitor of the urban management brigade, Rhubarb is of course very familiar with Lu Ci.It slowly came out of the shadows, approached the sniffing, and then tilted its head and let out a "huh".
Lu Ci showed it the teeth marks on his leg: "Dahuang, I was bitten by a bad dog, please help me educate it."
Rhubarb is very smart, understood Huyoulu's words, and Xie Yibing lifted his soul out without struggling. Instead, his body was several times larger than his body in an instant, and his shoulder height reached Lu Ci's waist. He looked more like a horse.
It obviously adapted to the current state, shook its head, and walked silently through the long corridor, turning into a room at the end.This is a special place for errant pets who cannot leave their cages except for the regular two daily walks.The scope of walking is limited to a space of more than ten square meters surrounded by walls outside the room.
Feeding, walking, and cleaning are all managed by the electronic system. Except for thorough cleaning after leaving, no one will come in during the whole process.There is also an electronic dog inside as a prison guard.
Now only the poodle is kept in the pet cell, and it has been depressed for only one day.Thinking about it being a dog that does not go out on a leash when going out to the streets, it is of course impossible to live in a cage at home. Now it is locked up for at least 20 hours a day, of course it is very uncomfortable.
If it was before, now this time is when the owner takes it out for a walk.
Suddenly it felt a tightness in the back of its neck, followed by a lightness in its body.
Boundless fear fell, it didn't know what happened, it just felt terrible, and it was terrible that it would die at any time.
Physical partitions cannot stop rhubarb.It went in with ease, and soon took out the poodle's soul.
As soon as he put it down, the poodle's soul collapsed into a lump, weeping and twitching non-stop.
Rhubarb didn't quite understand, why did he become paralyzed from fright before he even opened his mouth?
So it started... moving its front foot and kicking the poodle.I didn't expect to kick the middle one of the poodle directly.
"Huh!" Rhubarb was startled, and took a step back abruptly.It doesn't use any force, why is it so brittle?Touch porcelain?
Lu Ci put the two pieces of dog together and kneaded them with his unskilled kneading technique. It seemed that they were sticking together, but the soul was flattened: "It's not a big problem. The soul is indeed much smoother than the dough. At least it's not sticky."
Xie Yibing was noncommittal, lifted the noodle dog up and shook it, and when it landed, it turned into a dog again: "Fat noodle."
"..." Lu Ci watched as a dog quickly turned into a dog again, "Is this a failure of making noodles?"
Rhubarb leaned forward and sniffed, raised his paw and pressed on a dog, making a hole directly: "Woo~ woof woof!"
Poodle: "Chi Chi Chi."
"This is education." Lu Ci felt that his judgment was good, and he had to let the dog come to educate the dog. "Speaking of which, why is its soul so much smaller than its body?" It's not even half the size, and it's a bit like he added too much water to the dough, which turned into batter directly.
Xie Yibing pointed to Rhubarb: "Dogs are high-quality male dogs." He also pointed to poodles, "Dogs are low-quality male dogs."
The author has something to say:
The daily work of civil servant Rhubarb
1 Inspect the site with the urban management brigade
2Promote the anti-fraud APP to provide Gotou
3Help the lost and found office find the owner
4Help lost children/parents find each other
☆5 extra jobs: play with the leader (deer)
(Finish)
The boss, who doesn't rely on farmhouse entertainment to make money, is still a little unhappy: "The people from your unit are coming tomorrow, can't you two come together as a group? Now I have to do extra cleaning for you."
Of course, Lu Ci knew that it was because he was familiar with him, that's why he said this, and he didn't treat himself as an outsider: "You can prepare some fresh ingredients for us, and we will make dinner by ourselves."
The boss was immediately happy: "Okay, are four dishes and one soup enough?"
"Enough. No chicken!" Lu Ci had just finished speaking when Xie Yibing dragged him away.
Xie Yibing was quite excited, he didn't know when he took the white deer again: "Come on, let's go see the sika deer."
Lu Ci was also very interested, his eyes lit up, and his mouth was still disgusted: "Hey, it must be a group of short and poor people." It can't be compared with his tall, rich and handsome deer.
As a result, as soon as he left the accommodation area of the farmhouse, he shrank behind Xie Yibing and cursed in a low voice: "Why do these fighting chickens look mutated? Aren't they in the farm? Why did they come to the farmhouse?" They walked all the way just now I didn't find it either.
Due to the "deep fighting friendship", Lu Ci immediately recognized the large number of roosters with particularly gaudy feathers in front of him, which was the group of Xiaoliu's.At the beginning, some of them were kept by the farm owner, but he didn't take it seriously. He didn't expect that the semi-adult little flying chickens, which were originally small, had grown into strategic bombing chickens.
Xie Yibing pulled him: "Don't be afraid, brother is here."
Lu Ci's scalp was still numb: "Why can the chicken grow so big? Isn't the size we usually eat in a rice cooker?"
Look at the roosters in front of me, this is not a problem with the rice cooker, at least two grills are needed.The length of the straightened neck doesn't reach his waist?
He made a gesture on Xie Yibing's waist: "So tall, so tall!"
Xie Yibing welcomes Lu Ci to touch him, but he doesn't welcome himself being like a few roosters, so he pulls Lu Ci to his side and hugs him: "Don't touch your little hands."
"Cut~" Lu Ci followed him for a few steps, and found that the roosters did not dare to attack him, their wings did not flutter, their necks did not explode, and they even ran away after waiting for a while, "Oh, they escaped."
"They are going back to their nests to eat and sleep." Xie Yibing stood on the sign and found the direction of the deer garden. "Go, after seeing the sika deer, I just go back to eat."
The deer garden is cleaned very cleanly. It cannot be said that there is no peculiar smell, and there is only a little bit.
The little sika deer was not afraid of people, so it came out when it saw people, gave Lu Ci two hands, and found that he didn't bring anything to eat, so he took a bite.
There was a deer biting deer incident.
Lu Ci was a little dazed for a while, and he stayed still for a long time before saying to Xie Yibing, "It still hurts."
Xie Yibing was also a little confused, and quickly pushed away the sika deer who was about to bite Lu Ci's clothes, and pulled Lu Ci away.
The sika deer didn't really bite, and it didn't cause any damage to Lu Ci that could break the defense. Naturally, the pile of defensive supplies on him didn't activate.There are a few tooth marks on his hands, and there is also saliva.
Xie Yibing thought for a while, but there was nothing he could do: "Then why don't you bite it back?"
Lu Ci bit, bit Xie Yibing, directly on the face.
Deer can bite, and all kinds of deer can bite.
As a result, when he walked back to the dormitory, Xie Yibing blushed as soon as the tooth marks on Xie Yibing's face lit up, "Why don't you cover the marks first?"
"No." Xie Yibing wished he could walk away with his chin lifted, "This is the proof of love."
Lu Ci looked at his chin, wishing he could take another bite.He couldn't stop him, even lying on top of people couldn't affect his pace: "Where's your previous frame? Where's your leadership burden? Pick up what should be carried, and what should be carried on your back?"
"No, I've already thrown it away, and I can't pick it up again!" Xie Yibing simply squatted down to pick up Lu Ci's knee and carried him on his back.
Seeing them coming back affectionately, the husband and wife of the owner of the farmhouse pointed to the kitchen: "I just picked some food and slaughtered a goose. Fish the river seafood by myself in the pond."
Xie Yibing asked: "What do you want to eat? Make you a salted goose?"
"Okay." Anything else is fine except eat the bruised chicken.
Xie Yibing saw that he had no other intentions, so he asked him to wash his hands, and fished a fat-headed fish from the pond by himself.
His movements didn't look very fast, but every step was not wasted at all, full of a strange sense of rhythm, and the four dishes and one soup were finished very quickly.It takes less than one hour for all the dishes to be picked and served, and no complicated cooking techniques are used to highlight the original taste of the dishes.
Lu Ci was very used to eating, but it was a little strange. When he finished eating, he asked, "Why don't you cook something strong today?" On the usual dinner table, there must be braised, sweet and sour, deep-fried and so on. The dishes are very light today.
Xie Yibing didn't say anything, just put his hand on his waist.
Lu Ci's back suddenly felt numb, and he understood.
He didn't know how long he had been wandering outside, but he suddenly remembered the purpose of coming here, and took Xie Yibing's hand: "Go, go and see the curly hair that bit me!"
The animal shelter has long since closed, only the guards are still there.Of course, with their identities, if they want to go in at this point, they can go in, but Lu Ci obviously doesn't want to take the usual path.
Xie Yibing took him directly inside.
The animal shelter is like a small zoo, and some open areas are even written with a brief introduction.
Xie Yibing deliberately stopped and looked at it: "It's quite detailed."
Lu Ci pointed to the location of the exit: "There is also a pamphlet over there." Compared with the brief introduction of hundreds of words, the content of the pamphlet is more detailed.
Of course, the brochure only introduces some relevant pet knowledge, but the introduction will state when and where the animal was obtained, who raised it, why it couldn't be raised, the reason for going to the shelter, and the most important thing is that it was received. What punishment and so on.
This open area is converted from a slightly wider corridor to display some climbing boxes and fish tanks.After walking through, there are two small halls, each with some cats and dogs in cages.
Lu Ci acted as a tour guide and introduced: "These are the ones who cracked down on over-breeding pets a while ago, and those who are willing to pay a fine rather than apply for a dog license to get vaccinated. Those in these open areas have already taken training courses and can be adopted. Next door is the cat. Yes, we should play outside at night."
Outside the two small halls for cats and dogs, each is connected to a small garden.
Xie Yibing found that the place was unusually quiet. It wasn't that there were no cats, but that all the cats behaved extraordinarily tame.Following a strange guidance, he saw the familiar yellow raccoon squatting in the middle of the yard, and nodded knowingly: "Oh." It turned out that Elvis Presley was there.
Lu Ci obviously saw it too: "Yes, that's the captain, a paid civil servant cat." It stands to reason that the treatment of civil servants is much better than these cats and dogs waiting to be adopted.But kittens like to go wherever they want.
"I'm looking for civil servant Rhubarb."
Rhubarb is a serious Chinese pastoral dog, not a dog that has been crossed into various personalities. From time to time, he will go out to patrol with the urban management team.
The dog at night was very vigilant. Rhubarb noticed the person almost immediately, and lay in ambush in the corner without making a sound.It has a separate small yard, which has been enriched by the veterinarian, and there is a space suitable for hiding in a small space.
"rhubarb?"
As a frequent visitor of the urban management brigade, Rhubarb is of course very familiar with Lu Ci.It slowly came out of the shadows, approached the sniffing, and then tilted its head and let out a "huh".
Lu Ci showed it the teeth marks on his leg: "Dahuang, I was bitten by a bad dog, please help me educate it."
Rhubarb is very smart, understood Huyoulu's words, and Xie Yibing lifted his soul out without struggling. Instead, his body was several times larger than his body in an instant, and his shoulder height reached Lu Ci's waist. He looked more like a horse.
It obviously adapted to the current state, shook its head, and walked silently through the long corridor, turning into a room at the end.This is a special place for errant pets who cannot leave their cages except for the regular two daily walks.The scope of walking is limited to a space of more than ten square meters surrounded by walls outside the room.
Feeding, walking, and cleaning are all managed by the electronic system. Except for thorough cleaning after leaving, no one will come in during the whole process.There is also an electronic dog inside as a prison guard.
Now only the poodle is kept in the pet cell, and it has been depressed for only one day.Thinking about it being a dog that does not go out on a leash when going out to the streets, it is of course impossible to live in a cage at home. Now it is locked up for at least 20 hours a day, of course it is very uncomfortable.
If it was before, now this time is when the owner takes it out for a walk.
Suddenly it felt a tightness in the back of its neck, followed by a lightness in its body.
Boundless fear fell, it didn't know what happened, it just felt terrible, and it was terrible that it would die at any time.
Physical partitions cannot stop rhubarb.It went in with ease, and soon took out the poodle's soul.
As soon as he put it down, the poodle's soul collapsed into a lump, weeping and twitching non-stop.
Rhubarb didn't quite understand, why did he become paralyzed from fright before he even opened his mouth?
So it started... moving its front foot and kicking the poodle.I didn't expect to kick the middle one of the poodle directly.
"Huh!" Rhubarb was startled, and took a step back abruptly.It doesn't use any force, why is it so brittle?Touch porcelain?
Lu Ci put the two pieces of dog together and kneaded them with his unskilled kneading technique. It seemed that they were sticking together, but the soul was flattened: "It's not a big problem. The soul is indeed much smoother than the dough. At least it's not sticky."
Xie Yibing was noncommittal, lifted the noodle dog up and shook it, and when it landed, it turned into a dog again: "Fat noodle."
"..." Lu Ci watched as a dog quickly turned into a dog again, "Is this a failure of making noodles?"
Rhubarb leaned forward and sniffed, raised his paw and pressed on a dog, making a hole directly: "Woo~ woof woof!"
Poodle: "Chi Chi Chi."
"This is education." Lu Ci felt that his judgment was good, and he had to let the dog come to educate the dog. "Speaking of which, why is its soul so much smaller than its body?" It's not even half the size, and it's a bit like he added too much water to the dough, which turned into batter directly.
Xie Yibing pointed to Rhubarb: "Dogs are high-quality male dogs." He also pointed to poodles, "Dogs are low-quality male dogs."
The author has something to say:
The daily work of civil servant Rhubarb
1 Inspect the site with the urban management brigade
2Promote the anti-fraud APP to provide Gotou
3Help the lost and found office find the owner
4Help lost children/parents find each other
☆5 extra jobs: play with the leader (deer)
(Finish)
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