Yin and Yang mediator

If you fall into the water while dreaming, you will not be drowned, but you will be awakened by fright.

Still sulking!

It was pitch dark outside, and Lu Ci was sitting on the bed alone, not wanting to check the time, so he glanced at the half empty bed next to him, and suddenly grabbed the pillow and threw it on the floor: "Huh!"

Xie Yibing, who came back from work, was directly hit by the pillow on his feet, so frightened that his heart jumped and he didn't dare to move.

What's going on here?

What did he do wrong?

Is it because the copybook he recently received was too expensive?

Or is Xiaolu finally reminded of being sanctioned and upset?

"Little deer?"

The room was pitch-dark. In fact, Lu Ci didn't notice Xie Yibing's return at all. When he heard him speak, he was startled, and almost grabbed another pillow and threw it out: "Hey!"

"Why are you still up so late?" It was already past two o'clock.Could it be that when he was away, his little deer actually couldn't sleep well?

The lights in the room came on, and Lu Ci finally calmed down when he saw his red-eyed and white-faced old ghost. He jumped off the bed and ran to hug him: "Bad guy!"

He got angry when he thought of falling into the river in his dream, complained illogically, and Xie Yibing heard that he was acting like a baby, his whole heart was soft, and he simply took a bath with the deer who refused to let go.

When he returned to the bed, Lu Ci was obviously tired, and quickly fell asleep with Xie Yibing on his side.

In the re-entered dreamland, there was no trace of falling into the water on the deer, and he was sleeping on the bed covered with a quilt, revealing an extraordinarily strong horn on his head.

Xie Yibing touched the soft and fluffy deer fur, leaned over to kiss the deer, and suddenly felt that the "taste" was a bit wrong.He stretched out his hand and poked the deer's mouth, and found that there were two symmetrical... fangs on the left and right sides?Do deer have tusks?

Although the image in the dream should be just a projection of some kind of self-cognition, it has nothing to do with what the person is, but what does the little deer think of himself?

Wild boar?

Xie Yibing heaved a long sigh, hugged the deer even tighter, and didn't let go even if his stomach was kicked, feeling that he was hopeless, and even thought that as long as it was his own deer, it would be cute to turn into a wild boar.

When he woke up the next day, Lu Ci had already forgotten what he was angry with last night, and he was quite happy to see Xie Yibing by his side.

Xie Yibing didn't care about being late at all, and followed with a stinky face: "We haven't even had our honeymoon yet, what's wrong with being late?"

"That can't be said like that." Lu Ci is not as cheeky as him, "After we've been busy for a while, let's go out for a walk." It's best to walk around the border, just to see the security system in terms of border defense Run results.After all, the feedback information from the working group is not as good as seeing it with your own eyes.If something goes wrong, they can adjust it in time.

Xie Yibing didn't expect that Lu Ci still cared about work, and felt that the two reached a consensus on their honeymoon, and their enthusiasm for work increased a lot after arriving in the office. After knowing that Lu Ci started to write textbooks, he also started to write them.

He has the spiritual power to cheat, and he can finish the draft in one day, and then sort it out, and it will be a textbook in three days.

Lu Ci looked at it and wanted to hand over all the work to him, but Xie Yibing had more work to do and obviously couldn't take full responsibility.

The two of them worked for more than a month, and finally came up with a complete set of undergraduate textbooks for the new major, and everyone was shocked when they handed them in.

Is this the speed that humans can have?

No matter what others think, Lu Ci is relieved that he finally got a big deal done.

On a rare and relaxing weekend, Uncle Lu drove a commercial vehicle and took the whole family from Yuncheng to Wangxi's farm.

It is said to be a farm, but in fact it is a simple decoration of the original house, not to mention cattle and sheep, even chickens and ducks.

Xie Yibing took Lu Ci and Lu Hai to the mountain to chop bamboo.

The others went for a walk in the nearby village.

After a while, Uncle Lu came back with chickens, ducks and geese, luckily Dantian called the cubs on the mountain to come back to help.

The children of the real farmer uncle, the Lu brothers, are completely useless. They can only circle around old ducks and little hens, accidentally let go of a big goose, and are chased and chased away.

Xie Yibing just smiled at the side, showing no intention of helping at all: "Take your time, we'll kill the chicken first hahaha!"

Lu Hai dared not speak out when he was angry, and he didn't dare to run past his brother, for fear of being retaliated against afterwards.

Oh, he couldn't outrun his brother in the first place.That small body runs like it has four legs, faster than Master Wang.

Lu Ci still had time to scold others: "Laugh louder if you have the ability!" Then he scolded Lu Hai, "What about your achievements in martial arts? What about lightness kung fu?"

Lu Hai, who hadn't passed the horse stance yet: "There is no lightness kung fu, and it's not a martial arts novel!" When he turned his head, his expression changed, "Damn it! It's flying!"

The four of them stood dumbly, watching the big white goose take off, and one circled back to the village.

After a while, a villager carried a big goose and smiled as he walked: "Hahaha, why did you fly back hahaha."

Finally they bought another goose to eat.The flying goose was not let go, and became the farm's first poultry.

We had a hearty meal at noon, and in the afternoon the family went for a walk in the village.

Here in Wangxi, Xi is a common surname. There is a saying about the place name of Wangxi, saying that the stream of Wangxi actually refers to the surname Xi.

The farm under Xie Yibing originally belonged to a state-run farm.However, there is a village nearby, and it turned out that many villagers worked on the farm.When Lu Hua and the others went out for a walk, they were asked by the villagers if they would recruit workers in the future.

They don't know about this, and Xie Yibing has to decide.

When Xie Yibing really followed him to the village in the afternoon, the villagers didn't dare to ask him in front of him. They always felt that this young man was not easy to mess with, and he didn't seem like a very friendly person.

Xie Yibing didn't care, and pulled Lu Ci to form a two-person team.

Even on weekends, there are not many people in the village.Most of them are old people who gather leisurely to play cards and mahjong.A few children were running around, and they were not afraid when they saw Xie Yibing, but they were scared away by Lu Ci smiling.

Xie Yibing hugged his neck and smiled, imitating his tone and said: "What grade are you in? Have you done your homework? Have you previewed the new class?"

"Hey!" Lu Ci pretended to punch him, "That's how I managed my brother."

The two unknowingly walked to the entrance of the village, where there was a flat concrete field.Usually, parking in the village and drying food are all done here.

Their car is also parked here.

Lu Ci said: "When the land father-in-law eats this place and asks him to help find a way out of the farm, there must be such a place."

"Well." Xie Yibing felt that the problem was not serious, "There is no need to wait for Lao Liu. There used to be roads on the farm, but it was only by agricultural machinery. The foundation is there, just repair it." After speaking, he took out his mobile phone and asked someone to arrange it. .

As they were talking, they saw a few cars approaching.

A good car worth millions looks out of place among some buns.

Lu Ci and Xie Yibing didn't think much about it.

Like Lu Ci, in the countryside where he lived when he was a child, there were many families who could afford good cars.It should be said that relying on the platform of Yuncheng, there are quite a lot of rich people in their local area, and more than one or two village-run enterprises have become listed companies.

Xie Yibing didn't even raise his eyelids, he just stepped aside so as not to block the way of others.

On the other hand, the people in the car came over to say hello immediately after getting off: "Excuse me, where does Aunt Xian live?"

Lu Ci was confused: "Aunt Xian?"

Instead, Xie Yibing put down his phone and pointed in a direction: "Go straight along this road, and just turn in when you see the big pear tree in front of you."

"Oh, thank you." The middle-aged man who asked for directions quickly led a large family, all of whom were carrying large and small gift boxes, and headed for Aunt Xian's house in a mighty manner.

Lu Ci was not surprised that Xie Yibing would know, but he just didn't understand: "What does Aunt Xian do?"

"Fairy."

"Ah?" Lu Ci naturally thought of the dead man beside him, and pointed his finger towards the sky, "Immortal?"

"No. They pretend to be gods and ghosts. The locals here call them 'immortals'. Aunt Xian is actually Aunt Xi. Wojiao said that Xian and Xi have the same pronunciation, and they became Aunt Xian." Xie Yibing explained some things to Lu Ci. Customs, "Weddings and funerals, asking gods for divination, and now some things like geomantic omen, some people will believe in this. If you find out where it is more 'spiritual', just find it and 'ask the fairy'."

"Oh." Lu Ci hadn't read books on these topics in Xie Yibing's library, but he had heard about Feng Shui from the Institute of Ancient Books, "Then which aspect is this Aunt Fairy good at?"

"A rich woman pays a lot of money to ask for a child."

"Ah?" Lu Ci blinked his eyes twice, and thought about it seriously, "Is it possible to send a soul into someone else's stomach like Ghost Tree, and turn it into a baby?"

"Pfft." Xie Yibing couldn't help laughing, "Ghost trees don't know how to stuff babies. Whether you can have children or not is mostly due to natural factors, and it really doesn't have much to do with it. In fact, the technology for treating infertility is very mature now. , Most of the people who come to 'Ask the Fairy' have done it. They come here just for psychological comfort, which is equivalent to going to a psychological clinic. When they really give birth to a child, they will think that Aunt Xian is very clever .If a child is not successfully born, most people will not talk nonsense behind their backs, and dare not offend these immortals, fearing that they will have some strange means to harm others. In fact, they are not considered monks. They really need to test their spiritual power Something, probably about the same as you."

Lu Ci listened and touched his stomach unconsciously.

Xie Yibing followed suit: "Is there a baby deer?"

Lu Ci looked down at his hand on his stomach, and Xie Yibing's hand covering his hand. The heat crawled from his neck to his forehead, and he felt a bang, and he grabbed Xie Yibing's hand and bit it with his mouth. Take a sip.

The author has something to say:

Brother Ah Shui? (￣△￣?): You can’t call me Xiaolu anymore.

Little deer?ω?: Big deer!

Brother Ah Shui (?￣△￣)?: Your horns have become bigger.

Little deer?ω?: Big horned deer!

Brother Ah Shui (*￣▽￣): Maybe it’s a big-horned pig?

Xiaolu: Σ(￣д￣;)! ! !

（完）感谢在2021-12-1715:45:55~2021-12-1815:50:35期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of Chenjian Lianchiyue;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!