Yin and Yang mediator
Chapter 125 When I die, I will eat one and grow 1 catties
As for Xia Qiu and Lu Hua, they don't really believe in superstition.
They would go to find Aunt Xiangu, but they just happened to meet.
As for the matter of Lu Ci and Xie Yibing being together, it didn't take long from the time they found out to when they got married.At that moment, their hearts were in chaos, and it was fine to see the two of them having fun together.Even if they don't completely agree, they can't do anything like crying, making trouble, and hanging themselves.
Their son was independent early, and there was no way to impose economic sanctions or something.Coupled with Xie Yibing's special status, if there is trouble, it is still uncertain who will punish whom.
It is inconvenient for them to share their worries with others.
In Xie Yibing's words, they are called "traditional" psychiatrists.
If Aunt Xian just charged them some money to let them untie their knots, Xie Yibing would not be angry even if she charged more.
Lu Ci would still talk to them.He is mainly engaged in community mediation work, and he may not even be able to fix the bugs in his own home.
However, people like Aunt Xiangu still have the idea of "doing business" instead of helping people solve problems seriously.
Their routine is nothing more than to intimidate first and then kill people.
Someone came to the door, there must be a problem.They exaggerate the problem first, and make the original ordinary problem as serious as possible.If you want to solve it, okay, give me money.
Look at Aunt Xian's ability to speak today, what she said was almost the same as what she didn't say, and she still picked up troubles in good words, implying that there was something wrong with Lu Ci and Xie Yibing's marriage, which made Xia Qiu and Lu Hua even more uneasy.
They also have skills, and they all have the ability to watch people order dishes.
The specific performance is how much money is charged.
A rich person can charge tens of thousands, and a poor person can charge a few hundred.Also look at the size of the matter.
Aunt Xiangu is undoubtedly the most "capable" among them.
Of course, it wasn't Aunt Xiangu who made the Lu family tangled up, but Xie Yibing.
Xie Yibing usually never showed his true colors in front of Xia Qiu and the others. He also used knives and shovels when cooking, not magic, which caused them to subconsciously not associate Xie Yibing with unscientific.
Now being reminded by Lu Ci one sentence at a time, he finally reacted.
Lu Ci was inexplicable when he heard it: "Then you don't want money or sex, why is Brother Ah Shui cast some spell on me?" He carefully recalled the skills he used as a copybook to practice. There is a spell of fascination.
Such a fun thing, he never realized it.When he practices calligraphy next time, he must study it carefully.
When the couple heard this, they couldn't help but nodded: "That's right."
With Xie Yibing's conditions, it is true that he does not want money or color.Although his son's conditions in all aspects are considered good, there is a big gap between Xie Yibing and Xie Yibing.
The ghost stories from Liao Zhai flashed through the minds of the couple, and they always felt that it was wrong for people and ghosts to be together.
"Then Xiao Xie is a ghost, why do you want to find someone to be with? Don't you think there is something wrong?" Sucking people's yang energy, sucking people until they are skinny... Oh, no, my son has gained weight.
Lu Ci was even more confused: "Isn't that because I'm not dead yet? When I die, the two ghosts will be together."
He ran between the yin and yang worlds almost every day. Hells and hells were common to both foreign devils and dead ghosts. His perception of life and death was different from that of most ordinary people.
He thinks that life and death are people changing places to live.
Although most people's souls will not become ghost cultivators after death, but he will definitely be with Xie Yibing.Just like Xie Yibing lives with him in the Yang Realm most of the time now, similar to the difference between living in her husband's house or returning to her mother's house.
Xia Qiu and Lu Hua wanted to refute, but couldn't find a point of entry. They also felt that what their son said was very reasonable, but they also felt that there was something wrong.
The family of three fell into a stalemate for a while.
There was a knock on the door: "Dad, Mom, I'm Xiaoxie."
"Oh oh oh, Xiao Xie, come in quickly." Lu Hua showed a guilty conscience and embarrassment of speaking ill of someone behind his back, so he quickly got up and opened the door for people to come in.
Xie Yibing stood at the door and waved to Lu Ci: "I cooked some glutinous rice balls, let's eat some together."
Lu Ci had already hopped into his arms, took his hand and walked to the kitchen: "What kind of stuffing did you make? Jujube paste?"
"Well, there are jujube paste. There are also bean paste, sesame seeds, and perilla." He and Lu Ci walked in front hand in hand, and when Lu Ci didn't pay attention, he turned around and smiled at Lu Hua and his wife, and then said to Lu Ci again, "I like to eat salty ones, as well as those stuffed with vegetables, shiitake mushrooms and meat."
A mixture of sugar and oil, I have eaten the longest meat.Eat one and gain two catties, no matter how unbelievable your own deer is, after eating it, at least it can grow... one or two catties?
Lu Hua and his wife's scalps were numb from Xie Yibing's laughter, but judging from the way the two of them got along, it was obvious that they were stickier than ordinary young couples.
They could only sigh inwardly.Forget it, when the children are grown up, they can't control them even if they want to.Besides, you can't really make things difficult for others like the evil mother-in-law in the TV series, can you?
The glutinous rice balls are as big as a baby's fist.The sweet filling is mixed with lard and sweet-scented osmanthus honey, making the filling smooth and sweet.
Grandma Lu usually eats a small amount, so she also ate four.
However, Lu Ci, the useless deer, only ate two and a half.
A whole jujube paste, the rest of the vegetable meat, bean paste, and sesame seeds were only eaten half, and Xie Yibing took care of the rest.
After eating glutinous rice, Lu Ci started hoarding food, and he only ate two mouthfuls of vegetables for dinner.
Xie Yibing didn't dare to force him, so he could only drag him around the farm: "I'll eat later when I'm hungry. If I'm not feeling well, why don't I take some medicine?"
"No need." Lu Ci leaned on Xie Yibing and walked slowly, seeing Lu Hai and Master Wang running wildly outside, he didn't have the energy to scold.
Xie Yibing raised his voice and said, "Don't run away just after eating!"
"Oh!"
"Wang!"
He saw that Lu Ci was frowning: "Why don't you go back and make a cup of tea? Put in less tea, so as not to affect your sleep."
"Yeah." Lu Ci thinks it's okay.
The two returned to the cabin.Lu Ci wanted to blow some air outside, so he sat on the bench.
Xie Yibing quickly brewed a cup of scented tea.The ingredients inside have been filtered out, and Lu Ci doesn't know what was used to soak it.
Sweet and sour, with a floral fragrance, it's quite comfortable to drink: "Shall we play bamboo rafts tomorrow?"
"As long as you feel comfortable tomorrow." He sat down beside Lu Ci, "Uncle put your cage down in the afternoon. Let's see what we can catch tomorrow morning."
As soon as he mentioned the ground cage, Lu Ci became energetic: "Where did you put it? I don't know what kind of bait my uncle used. In the environment like this, there should be quite a lot of fish? Maybe there are river prawns or something."
As a spiritual fisherman, he felt that his previous air force record had nothing to do with him, but was caused by the objective environment of Wangxiang.
After drinking a cup of scented tea, he felt much more comfortable in his stomach, so he couldn't sit still: "Why don't we go and have a look. In case there are too many fish and shrimps, we can collect them first."
Seeing that there was nothing wrong with him, Xie Yibing took him to the riverside: "The water here is shallow, so there probably won't be any big fish. We will dig deeper fish ponds in the future when the farm is rebuilt."
"Actually, I learned a few bait recipes, which were taught by professional masters online." Although he hadn't tried it, he thought he was OK.After a while, I became worried again, "What if there is a big fish weighing several tens of catties? I don't know how to cook such a big fish. Even our whole family can't finish it."
Xie Yibing looked at the confident deer beside him without saying a word: "Don't worry, I will do it. You can make a whole fish feast, and you can help me."
Serving a basin, timing, etc., my own deer can still handle it.Besides, if there is no one in the ground cage, it does not mean that it cannot be bought in the vegetable market.
If you really want to pursue a sense of form, the big deal is to stuff the fish you bought into the ground cage.
When Lu Hai saw them collecting the cages, he ran over to help them with great interest, as if the cages had been kept for a few hours, and there could really be dozens of catties of big fish.
The three of them pulled the ground cage up, and it was really rewarding.
Two ground cages caught a total of two fish.
One little finger is bigger and one thumb is bigger.
Xie Yibing was expressionless: "How do you want to eat? One steamed, one braised? Or one fish and two? Fish head with chopped peppers, and fish ball soup?"
Lu Ci nudged his waist and eyes with his elbow, and his eyes were deep: "I think the position is wrong, and the bait is wrong. I'll ask the land father-in-law to take me to find the best fishing spot."
What is the use of a fisherman like my uncle? Can it be compared to cheating?
The father-in-law of the land sat in the living room of the small wooden house, holding a bowl of glutinous rice balls in his hand, watching the live broadcast while eating: "With this energy, it would be too much effort to go directly to the vegetable market to buy?" He saw Xie Yibing and ordered, " I think there are still a lot of glutinous rice balls, fry some and dip them in vinegar tomorrow morning."
Xie Yibing did not refuse: "Eat one bite and become a fat man, now you are getting more and more courageous?" Even he dared to give orders.
The hanged ghost swallowed the glutinous rice balls in his mouth, and poured himself a cup of scented tea from the glass pot familiarly: "Then how can it compare with you." Well, he seems to be a little swollen.No, if he eats a few more "biscuits", he will only be beaten by this one.
He quickly corrected his attitude: "Actually, I discovered a big problem, and I have to solve it quickly."
When he said this, let alone Xie Yibing, even Lu Ci was surprised: "You still have something to solve?"
Lu Ci still knows the father-in-law of the land.
Comrade Lao Liu played more of a bystander role, and he never took the initiative, and even offering sacrifices was dispensable.
Oh, except for snacks and playing games.
The father-in-law's expression became serious: "I've made a special effort to find out about Aunt Xiangu. You'd better go and find out too."
"Huh?" Lu Ci straightened his sitting posture, "What did she do to hurt people?"
There are also people like Aunt Xiangu in Wangxiang.But the local beliefs in Wangxiang are basically concentrated on the father-in-law of the land.What these people do in Wangxiang is not the role of a traditional psychiatrist, but guiding people to handle things like weddings and funerals, and most of them run a little incense and candle business.
"She didn't do anything. The thing is, she has a master..."
The author has something to say:
Brother A Shui ╰( ̄▽ ̄)╭: We signed a will when we got married.
小鹿感谢在2021-12-2021:13:30~2021-12-2215:52:30期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: trace 1;
Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 20 bottles of the hamster looking for food; 10 bottles of Huahua; 1 bottle of Chenjian Lianchiyue;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
They would go to find Aunt Xiangu, but they just happened to meet.
As for the matter of Lu Ci and Xie Yibing being together, it didn't take long from the time they found out to when they got married.At that moment, their hearts were in chaos, and it was fine to see the two of them having fun together.Even if they don't completely agree, they can't do anything like crying, making trouble, and hanging themselves.
Their son was independent early, and there was no way to impose economic sanctions or something.Coupled with Xie Yibing's special status, if there is trouble, it is still uncertain who will punish whom.
It is inconvenient for them to share their worries with others.
In Xie Yibing's words, they are called "traditional" psychiatrists.
If Aunt Xian just charged them some money to let them untie their knots, Xie Yibing would not be angry even if she charged more.
Lu Ci would still talk to them.He is mainly engaged in community mediation work, and he may not even be able to fix the bugs in his own home.
However, people like Aunt Xiangu still have the idea of "doing business" instead of helping people solve problems seriously.
Their routine is nothing more than to intimidate first and then kill people.
Someone came to the door, there must be a problem.They exaggerate the problem first, and make the original ordinary problem as serious as possible.If you want to solve it, okay, give me money.
Look at Aunt Xian's ability to speak today, what she said was almost the same as what she didn't say, and she still picked up troubles in good words, implying that there was something wrong with Lu Ci and Xie Yibing's marriage, which made Xia Qiu and Lu Hua even more uneasy.
They also have skills, and they all have the ability to watch people order dishes.
The specific performance is how much money is charged.
A rich person can charge tens of thousands, and a poor person can charge a few hundred.Also look at the size of the matter.
Aunt Xiangu is undoubtedly the most "capable" among them.
Of course, it wasn't Aunt Xiangu who made the Lu family tangled up, but Xie Yibing.
Xie Yibing usually never showed his true colors in front of Xia Qiu and the others. He also used knives and shovels when cooking, not magic, which caused them to subconsciously not associate Xie Yibing with unscientific.
Now being reminded by Lu Ci one sentence at a time, he finally reacted.
Lu Ci was inexplicable when he heard it: "Then you don't want money or sex, why is Brother Ah Shui cast some spell on me?" He carefully recalled the skills he used as a copybook to practice. There is a spell of fascination.
Such a fun thing, he never realized it.When he practices calligraphy next time, he must study it carefully.
When the couple heard this, they couldn't help but nodded: "That's right."
With Xie Yibing's conditions, it is true that he does not want money or color.Although his son's conditions in all aspects are considered good, there is a big gap between Xie Yibing and Xie Yibing.
The ghost stories from Liao Zhai flashed through the minds of the couple, and they always felt that it was wrong for people and ghosts to be together.
"Then Xiao Xie is a ghost, why do you want to find someone to be with? Don't you think there is something wrong?" Sucking people's yang energy, sucking people until they are skinny... Oh, no, my son has gained weight.
Lu Ci was even more confused: "Isn't that because I'm not dead yet? When I die, the two ghosts will be together."
He ran between the yin and yang worlds almost every day. Hells and hells were common to both foreign devils and dead ghosts. His perception of life and death was different from that of most ordinary people.
He thinks that life and death are people changing places to live.
Although most people's souls will not become ghost cultivators after death, but he will definitely be with Xie Yibing.Just like Xie Yibing lives with him in the Yang Realm most of the time now, similar to the difference between living in her husband's house or returning to her mother's house.
Xia Qiu and Lu Hua wanted to refute, but couldn't find a point of entry. They also felt that what their son said was very reasonable, but they also felt that there was something wrong.
The family of three fell into a stalemate for a while.
There was a knock on the door: "Dad, Mom, I'm Xiaoxie."
"Oh oh oh, Xiao Xie, come in quickly." Lu Hua showed a guilty conscience and embarrassment of speaking ill of someone behind his back, so he quickly got up and opened the door for people to come in.
Xie Yibing stood at the door and waved to Lu Ci: "I cooked some glutinous rice balls, let's eat some together."
Lu Ci had already hopped into his arms, took his hand and walked to the kitchen: "What kind of stuffing did you make? Jujube paste?"
"Well, there are jujube paste. There are also bean paste, sesame seeds, and perilla." He and Lu Ci walked in front hand in hand, and when Lu Ci didn't pay attention, he turned around and smiled at Lu Hua and his wife, and then said to Lu Ci again, "I like to eat salty ones, as well as those stuffed with vegetables, shiitake mushrooms and meat."
A mixture of sugar and oil, I have eaten the longest meat.Eat one and gain two catties, no matter how unbelievable your own deer is, after eating it, at least it can grow... one or two catties?
Lu Hua and his wife's scalps were numb from Xie Yibing's laughter, but judging from the way the two of them got along, it was obvious that they were stickier than ordinary young couples.
They could only sigh inwardly.Forget it, when the children are grown up, they can't control them even if they want to.Besides, you can't really make things difficult for others like the evil mother-in-law in the TV series, can you?
The glutinous rice balls are as big as a baby's fist.The sweet filling is mixed with lard and sweet-scented osmanthus honey, making the filling smooth and sweet.
Grandma Lu usually eats a small amount, so she also ate four.
However, Lu Ci, the useless deer, only ate two and a half.
A whole jujube paste, the rest of the vegetable meat, bean paste, and sesame seeds were only eaten half, and Xie Yibing took care of the rest.
After eating glutinous rice, Lu Ci started hoarding food, and he only ate two mouthfuls of vegetables for dinner.
Xie Yibing didn't dare to force him, so he could only drag him around the farm: "I'll eat later when I'm hungry. If I'm not feeling well, why don't I take some medicine?"
"No need." Lu Ci leaned on Xie Yibing and walked slowly, seeing Lu Hai and Master Wang running wildly outside, he didn't have the energy to scold.
Xie Yibing raised his voice and said, "Don't run away just after eating!"
"Oh!"
"Wang!"
He saw that Lu Ci was frowning: "Why don't you go back and make a cup of tea? Put in less tea, so as not to affect your sleep."
"Yeah." Lu Ci thinks it's okay.
The two returned to the cabin.Lu Ci wanted to blow some air outside, so he sat on the bench.
Xie Yibing quickly brewed a cup of scented tea.The ingredients inside have been filtered out, and Lu Ci doesn't know what was used to soak it.
Sweet and sour, with a floral fragrance, it's quite comfortable to drink: "Shall we play bamboo rafts tomorrow?"
"As long as you feel comfortable tomorrow." He sat down beside Lu Ci, "Uncle put your cage down in the afternoon. Let's see what we can catch tomorrow morning."
As soon as he mentioned the ground cage, Lu Ci became energetic: "Where did you put it? I don't know what kind of bait my uncle used. In the environment like this, there should be quite a lot of fish? Maybe there are river prawns or something."
As a spiritual fisherman, he felt that his previous air force record had nothing to do with him, but was caused by the objective environment of Wangxiang.
After drinking a cup of scented tea, he felt much more comfortable in his stomach, so he couldn't sit still: "Why don't we go and have a look. In case there are too many fish and shrimps, we can collect them first."
Seeing that there was nothing wrong with him, Xie Yibing took him to the riverside: "The water here is shallow, so there probably won't be any big fish. We will dig deeper fish ponds in the future when the farm is rebuilt."
"Actually, I learned a few bait recipes, which were taught by professional masters online." Although he hadn't tried it, he thought he was OK.After a while, I became worried again, "What if there is a big fish weighing several tens of catties? I don't know how to cook such a big fish. Even our whole family can't finish it."
Xie Yibing looked at the confident deer beside him without saying a word: "Don't worry, I will do it. You can make a whole fish feast, and you can help me."
Serving a basin, timing, etc., my own deer can still handle it.Besides, if there is no one in the ground cage, it does not mean that it cannot be bought in the vegetable market.
If you really want to pursue a sense of form, the big deal is to stuff the fish you bought into the ground cage.
When Lu Hai saw them collecting the cages, he ran over to help them with great interest, as if the cages had been kept for a few hours, and there could really be dozens of catties of big fish.
The three of them pulled the ground cage up, and it was really rewarding.
Two ground cages caught a total of two fish.
One little finger is bigger and one thumb is bigger.
Xie Yibing was expressionless: "How do you want to eat? One steamed, one braised? Or one fish and two? Fish head with chopped peppers, and fish ball soup?"
Lu Ci nudged his waist and eyes with his elbow, and his eyes were deep: "I think the position is wrong, and the bait is wrong. I'll ask the land father-in-law to take me to find the best fishing spot."
What is the use of a fisherman like my uncle? Can it be compared to cheating?
The father-in-law of the land sat in the living room of the small wooden house, holding a bowl of glutinous rice balls in his hand, watching the live broadcast while eating: "With this energy, it would be too much effort to go directly to the vegetable market to buy?" He saw Xie Yibing and ordered, " I think there are still a lot of glutinous rice balls, fry some and dip them in vinegar tomorrow morning."
Xie Yibing did not refuse: "Eat one bite and become a fat man, now you are getting more and more courageous?" Even he dared to give orders.
The hanged ghost swallowed the glutinous rice balls in his mouth, and poured himself a cup of scented tea from the glass pot familiarly: "Then how can it compare with you." Well, he seems to be a little swollen.No, if he eats a few more "biscuits", he will only be beaten by this one.
He quickly corrected his attitude: "Actually, I discovered a big problem, and I have to solve it quickly."
When he said this, let alone Xie Yibing, even Lu Ci was surprised: "You still have something to solve?"
Lu Ci still knows the father-in-law of the land.
Comrade Lao Liu played more of a bystander role, and he never took the initiative, and even offering sacrifices was dispensable.
Oh, except for snacks and playing games.
The father-in-law's expression became serious: "I've made a special effort to find out about Aunt Xiangu. You'd better go and find out too."
"Huh?" Lu Ci straightened his sitting posture, "What did she do to hurt people?"
There are also people like Aunt Xiangu in Wangxiang.But the local beliefs in Wangxiang are basically concentrated on the father-in-law of the land.What these people do in Wangxiang is not the role of a traditional psychiatrist, but guiding people to handle things like weddings and funerals, and most of them run a little incense and candle business.
"She didn't do anything. The thing is, she has a master..."
The author has something to say:
Brother A Shui ╰( ̄▽ ̄)╭: We signed a will when we got married.
小鹿感谢在2021-12-2021:13:30~2021-12-2215:52:30期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: trace 1;
Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 20 bottles of the hamster looking for food; 10 bottles of Huahua; 1 bottle of Chenjian Lianchiyue;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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