Yin and Yang mediator
Chapter 13
He fainted in the hospital, and the rescue could no longer be timely.
Li Liqin didn't look very strong, he was a man in his prime, and his physical fitness was not bad, so he quickly regained consciousness, subconsciously went to Lu Ci: "Your doll..."
When he was in a coma, Lu Ci stood closest, and the sports scum of course failed to catch him, causing Li Liqin to fall hard.
Now when he heard what he said, he pulled his backpack in front of him, and the sunny baby next to him dangled: "You mean this?"
He poked Sunshine Doll's head, and the doll stuck out a long tongue.
Li Liqin and the people around him gasped in fright: "Ho!"
But take a closer look, this red tongue is obviously a red non-woven fabric, which is very different from a real tongue.
"Sunny Doll can still do this, it shocked me."
"Today's young people have many tricks."
Li Liqin had no problems other than a little pain from the fall. After asking which ward his father lived in, he left.
As soon as he left, the neighbors of Shanbai Manor began to mutter: "Xiao Li looks so young, how could he faint after being frightened by a doll?"
"The father and son are the same, a bit evil."
"Huh? It's really hard to say. Some people like to recruit dirty things."
"That's right! Our family must be unlucky to be with Lao Li, which made us like this."
The three old men had endured a whole night of torture, and had done a bunch of checks just now. After all, they were exhausted. They all fell asleep at the moment, but they slept very restlessly, curled up in a ball, and twitched from time to time.
"Don't talk nonsense about such groundless things." Lu Ci stopped them from continuing to arrange.None of these four old men is better than the other.If Director Li and his son are black, they can't be white.
After all, Lu Ci represented the sub-district office, and the family members could only shut up temporarily and ask him to sit down.
"No need to pour water. I just came to see a few of you. They are all so old, so pay more attention to rest." He took out a few questionnaires from his backpack, "Our street office is going to open a university for the elderly, so let's do a survey first. Let’s see what everyone likes to learn, and then we will invite teachers from the city to teach.”
This is what he learned from Xie Yibing's method of dealing with him.
Being a demon is nothing more than too much energy and too little homework.
Who says old people can't go to school and do their homework?
According to his observations during this period, Wangxiang has a large elderly population, but the supporting elderly care services are gradually being improved. To put it bluntly, there are only basic guarantees, and it is impossible to make the elderly happy in old age.
One of his aunts, who often buys vegetables, has knitted a large bag of fur slippers in a week, and she is bored just looking at it.
"Smartphone operation? This can also be taught, I want to learn. I think it is too convenient for others to use mobile phones, just scan anything. I asked my son to teach it several times, but he couldn't learn it."
"Line dance? Latin dance, do you have to wear that kind of beautiful skirt?"
"Oh, you don't want to wear that kind of skirt with your figure. Others show their curves, but you show your flaws."
"Who do you look down on! My mother twists and turns with the teacher every day, won't she have curves in ten days and a half a month? There is also Xinjiang dance, Xinjiang dance is also beautiful!"
Lu Ci saw that they had a heated discussion soon, and smiled slightly: "We are just starting here, and the above subjects depend on the number of final applicants, and we must not be able to open all of them. Take your time and hand in the form when the time comes. Go to the street office, or hand it over to Director Zhou."
"Hey! Deputy Director Lu, does the university for the elderly charge tuition? Is the tuition expensive?"
"It's not expensive. There are two classes a year. A class costs about 80 yuan, and some materials fees will be charged for classes that require materials."
"That's really cheap."
Lu Ci quickly left the hospital and distributed a backpack of questionnaires to the elderly, or families with elderly people at home. When he returned to the street office, the cafeteria was almost empty.
The chef left another meal for him: "The dish will not be good after a long time. You eat first, and I will stir-fry some vegetables for you."
Lu Ci didn't have time to refuse, and saw that the chef had already fried it quickly, so he could only sit down and eat slowly.
The sunny doll was almost crushed by the back of the chair, and quickly floated to the table to sit down, sticking out her tongue and protesting: "Give me that big row."
"I don't!" Lu Ci stuffed the big steak into his mouth and took a bite, "Snacks can be shared, but meat can't be given!"
"Aren't dried pork, sausages, beef jerky, and fish fillets all meat?"
"No, those are snacks." Lu Ci ate too fast, choked, lowered his head and beat his chest.
"Don't talk while you're eating." Xie Yibing suddenly appeared, holding a luxurious lunch box, and put it in front of Qing Tian Doll, "This is your offering."
Sunshine Doll was silent for a while, retracted her tongue, and disappeared with a swish.
Xie Yibing sat down next to Lu Ci, supported his shoulder with one hand, patted him on the back with the other, and fed him two mouthfuls of soup, disgusted: "How old is he, can you still choke on eating?"
Lu Ci gave up on himself: "I'm still young, a minor who can't drink."
Xie Yibing was dumbfounded for a moment, and laughed out loud: "You will use my words to scold me, brat!"
Lu Ci slowed down, and didn't dare to eat right away, wondering why Xie Yibing appeared at this moment: "Aren't you taking a break? Could it be that you have worked overtime until now? Is the KPI assessment for civil servants in the local government so cruel?"
Xie Yibing just finished his work and went out for a walk to take a rest. When he asked him this question, he said casually: "Yeah. I just finished and I'm going to go back to sleep."
Lu Ci patted him on the shoulder: "Then you have a good rest, dinner... I mean, I'll make your breakfast and call you." Brother Ah Shui goes to work at 9 o'clock in the evening, and sleeps until 8:[-], which is just right.
After Xie Yibing heard it, he was both relieved and worried: "Why don't you order a takeaway?"
Lu Ci patted his shoulder even more vigorously: "No. There are still a lot of dishes at home. Don't worry, I have watched a lot of food videos, and I have grasped the essence." But it seems that it is stored in the hard drive taken away by the land father-in-law.
Hmm...not a big problem.He has a good memory and roughly remembers everything, roughly!
Xie Yibing thought carefully about the food videos that Lu Ci usually watched, and it was indeed all he needed to do with his hands.
The problem is that my little friend seems to have no hands in housework.
No, no, you can't think like that.
Children will never grow up if they are not let go.
"Okay. If there is anything you don't know, just call me." No special method is needed, just a shout will do.After all, they live in the same house, but Yin and Yang are separated.
Lu Ci's eyes were shining brightly, and he nodded in a cute way that he didn't realize: "Yeah."
It's the same as a brat who is about to be a demon.
In the afternoon, I went to the city with Lu Yun for a meeting, and it was already past the off-duty time when I came back. Lu Yun directly followed Lu Ci's request and put him down at the vegetable market.
"Thank you, Sister Lu, see you tomorrow."
"Well, see you tomorrow."
Lu Ci came to look at his hometown for more than a week, and it was the first time he was serious about buying vegetables at the vegetable market.
In the past, I either bought some at the street stalls, or my colleagues gave some, and the rest can be ordered directly on the Wangxiang Life APP, which is very convenient and fast.
This is not the first time I have visited the vegetable market. I have visited it several times during my research, and I have chatted with almost every merchant in it.
As soon as he came in, a merchant recognized him and greeted him: "Director Xiao Lu, are you still off work, or are you here to buy groceries?"
"Come to buy vegetables." Lu Ci pointed at the clams, convinced, "Weigh some clams for me."
"This is a meretrix meretrix, this is a flower clam." Aunt Caifan felt that the young man was unreliable, so she didn't rush to tell him, "What did you buy for cooking?"
"Egg stew." Eggs go with everything!
Auntie Caifan’s net bag turned to the direction of another shell that looked similar: “Clams are used for stewed eggs. This is the flower clam. Boil the onion and ginger cooking wine in water, and just wait until the shells are opened.”
Is it that simple?Lu Ci felt that he could do it: "Weigh all of them for me."
After paying the money, Lu Ci walked around the vegetable market two or three times, buying all kinds of chicken, duck and fish, and didn't go home until he couldn't carry it anymore.
"Brush this one, steam this one, peel this one first..." He gestured with a paring knife, sliding it smoothly across the surface of the eggplant without taking away any skin.
"Hey! I don't believe it!"
Xie Yibing got busy and forgot the time, and when he noticed it was almost 9 o'clock in the evening, he hurried back to take a look, and there was a large table of dishes on the dining table, all of which were well-colored and fragrant, and the smell of chicken soup was still wafting in the kitchen.
He didn't see Lu Ci's people. He walked towards the kitchen and found that Lu Ci was peeling a limp eggplant in his hand, and there was a pile of dead eggplants in the trash can.
The father-in-law was wearing an apron and was serving chicken soup with a spoon. When he saw him coming in, he gestured his chin toward Lu Ci: "Miss your child, he knelt with an eggplant for several hours."
As a land, theoretically, he can know everything in his territory, but not including some ad hoc barriers that are stronger than him.
The sub-district office dormitory area is such a place, after all, it represents the government of the underworld.Unless you don't want to live anymore, you have to show some face.
He came here purely because he wanted to eat, spend time online, and play, but he didn't expect to be caught as a nanny for a while.
Xie Yibing knew what happened at a glance, thanked the land father, and took the eggplant and paring knife away from Lu Ci's hand: "Aren't you hungry? Let's eat first."
Lu Ci was obviously stunned for a while, and subconsciously complained: "Brother Ah Shui, the eggplant and the paring knife teamed up to bully me."
Xie Yibing lowered his head to look at the eggplant's mutilated corpse, which weighed at least three to five catties. He was glad that the eggplant had no soul, otherwise he must have been a villain in his previous life, and he would be treated like this in this life.
"eat first."
The father-in-law cooked all the dishes that Lu Ci bought.
There are three layers of dishes on the table, which is too much.Xie Yibing knocked on the door of the room next door and called someone over to have dinner together.
Looking at the head that was messier than a mop floating out from next door: "Clean yourself up, don't scare people."
"Your kid is very courageous, don't worry about it." The man muttered, turned his head a few times, stretched out several hands, combed his hair, put on makeup, and tidied up his appearance. In less than 3 minutes, he changed from a mop to a A shiny handsome guy, "Is this the head office?"
Xie Yibing still felt that it was not pleasing to the eye: "Tsk, that's it." He couldn't help but add, "It's too fancy."
Lu Ci looked at the visitor curiously, and tugged on the sleeve of the land father-in-law: "Elder-in-law land, do you still have to look at your appearance in the civil servant examination in the underworld?" He glanced at the hanged ghost again, "Oh, not at all."
Father Land: "Thank you, I was offended."
The author has something to say:
Land father-in-law (╬▔dish▔): I want to eat children.
Xiaolu (o??ェ?`o): Which child?
Land father-in-law (╬▔dish▔): You.
Xiaolu (o??ェ?`o): I am not a child.
Father-in-Law (╬▔盘▔): The deer is the same.
Brother Ah Shui Ψ( ̄? ̄)Ψ: Okay, I can only eat this kid.
Xiaolu o(〃'▽'〃)o: ...Venison is a great supplement?
(Finish)
Li Liqin didn't look very strong, he was a man in his prime, and his physical fitness was not bad, so he quickly regained consciousness, subconsciously went to Lu Ci: "Your doll..."
When he was in a coma, Lu Ci stood closest, and the sports scum of course failed to catch him, causing Li Liqin to fall hard.
Now when he heard what he said, he pulled his backpack in front of him, and the sunny baby next to him dangled: "You mean this?"
He poked Sunshine Doll's head, and the doll stuck out a long tongue.
Li Liqin and the people around him gasped in fright: "Ho!"
But take a closer look, this red tongue is obviously a red non-woven fabric, which is very different from a real tongue.
"Sunny Doll can still do this, it shocked me."
"Today's young people have many tricks."
Li Liqin had no problems other than a little pain from the fall. After asking which ward his father lived in, he left.
As soon as he left, the neighbors of Shanbai Manor began to mutter: "Xiao Li looks so young, how could he faint after being frightened by a doll?"
"The father and son are the same, a bit evil."
"Huh? It's really hard to say. Some people like to recruit dirty things."
"That's right! Our family must be unlucky to be with Lao Li, which made us like this."
The three old men had endured a whole night of torture, and had done a bunch of checks just now. After all, they were exhausted. They all fell asleep at the moment, but they slept very restlessly, curled up in a ball, and twitched from time to time.
"Don't talk nonsense about such groundless things." Lu Ci stopped them from continuing to arrange.None of these four old men is better than the other.If Director Li and his son are black, they can't be white.
After all, Lu Ci represented the sub-district office, and the family members could only shut up temporarily and ask him to sit down.
"No need to pour water. I just came to see a few of you. They are all so old, so pay more attention to rest." He took out a few questionnaires from his backpack, "Our street office is going to open a university for the elderly, so let's do a survey first. Let’s see what everyone likes to learn, and then we will invite teachers from the city to teach.”
This is what he learned from Xie Yibing's method of dealing with him.
Being a demon is nothing more than too much energy and too little homework.
Who says old people can't go to school and do their homework?
According to his observations during this period, Wangxiang has a large elderly population, but the supporting elderly care services are gradually being improved. To put it bluntly, there are only basic guarantees, and it is impossible to make the elderly happy in old age.
One of his aunts, who often buys vegetables, has knitted a large bag of fur slippers in a week, and she is bored just looking at it.
"Smartphone operation? This can also be taught, I want to learn. I think it is too convenient for others to use mobile phones, just scan anything. I asked my son to teach it several times, but he couldn't learn it."
"Line dance? Latin dance, do you have to wear that kind of beautiful skirt?"
"Oh, you don't want to wear that kind of skirt with your figure. Others show their curves, but you show your flaws."
"Who do you look down on! My mother twists and turns with the teacher every day, won't she have curves in ten days and a half a month? There is also Xinjiang dance, Xinjiang dance is also beautiful!"
Lu Ci saw that they had a heated discussion soon, and smiled slightly: "We are just starting here, and the above subjects depend on the number of final applicants, and we must not be able to open all of them. Take your time and hand in the form when the time comes. Go to the street office, or hand it over to Director Zhou."
"Hey! Deputy Director Lu, does the university for the elderly charge tuition? Is the tuition expensive?"
"It's not expensive. There are two classes a year. A class costs about 80 yuan, and some materials fees will be charged for classes that require materials."
"That's really cheap."
Lu Ci quickly left the hospital and distributed a backpack of questionnaires to the elderly, or families with elderly people at home. When he returned to the street office, the cafeteria was almost empty.
The chef left another meal for him: "The dish will not be good after a long time. You eat first, and I will stir-fry some vegetables for you."
Lu Ci didn't have time to refuse, and saw that the chef had already fried it quickly, so he could only sit down and eat slowly.
The sunny doll was almost crushed by the back of the chair, and quickly floated to the table to sit down, sticking out her tongue and protesting: "Give me that big row."
"I don't!" Lu Ci stuffed the big steak into his mouth and took a bite, "Snacks can be shared, but meat can't be given!"
"Aren't dried pork, sausages, beef jerky, and fish fillets all meat?"
"No, those are snacks." Lu Ci ate too fast, choked, lowered his head and beat his chest.
"Don't talk while you're eating." Xie Yibing suddenly appeared, holding a luxurious lunch box, and put it in front of Qing Tian Doll, "This is your offering."
Sunshine Doll was silent for a while, retracted her tongue, and disappeared with a swish.
Xie Yibing sat down next to Lu Ci, supported his shoulder with one hand, patted him on the back with the other, and fed him two mouthfuls of soup, disgusted: "How old is he, can you still choke on eating?"
Lu Ci gave up on himself: "I'm still young, a minor who can't drink."
Xie Yibing was dumbfounded for a moment, and laughed out loud: "You will use my words to scold me, brat!"
Lu Ci slowed down, and didn't dare to eat right away, wondering why Xie Yibing appeared at this moment: "Aren't you taking a break? Could it be that you have worked overtime until now? Is the KPI assessment for civil servants in the local government so cruel?"
Xie Yibing just finished his work and went out for a walk to take a rest. When he asked him this question, he said casually: "Yeah. I just finished and I'm going to go back to sleep."
Lu Ci patted him on the shoulder: "Then you have a good rest, dinner... I mean, I'll make your breakfast and call you." Brother Ah Shui goes to work at 9 o'clock in the evening, and sleeps until 8:[-], which is just right.
After Xie Yibing heard it, he was both relieved and worried: "Why don't you order a takeaway?"
Lu Ci patted his shoulder even more vigorously: "No. There are still a lot of dishes at home. Don't worry, I have watched a lot of food videos, and I have grasped the essence." But it seems that it is stored in the hard drive taken away by the land father-in-law.
Hmm...not a big problem.He has a good memory and roughly remembers everything, roughly!
Xie Yibing thought carefully about the food videos that Lu Ci usually watched, and it was indeed all he needed to do with his hands.
The problem is that my little friend seems to have no hands in housework.
No, no, you can't think like that.
Children will never grow up if they are not let go.
"Okay. If there is anything you don't know, just call me." No special method is needed, just a shout will do.After all, they live in the same house, but Yin and Yang are separated.
Lu Ci's eyes were shining brightly, and he nodded in a cute way that he didn't realize: "Yeah."
It's the same as a brat who is about to be a demon.
In the afternoon, I went to the city with Lu Yun for a meeting, and it was already past the off-duty time when I came back. Lu Yun directly followed Lu Ci's request and put him down at the vegetable market.
"Thank you, Sister Lu, see you tomorrow."
"Well, see you tomorrow."
Lu Ci came to look at his hometown for more than a week, and it was the first time he was serious about buying vegetables at the vegetable market.
In the past, I either bought some at the street stalls, or my colleagues gave some, and the rest can be ordered directly on the Wangxiang Life APP, which is very convenient and fast.
This is not the first time I have visited the vegetable market. I have visited it several times during my research, and I have chatted with almost every merchant in it.
As soon as he came in, a merchant recognized him and greeted him: "Director Xiao Lu, are you still off work, or are you here to buy groceries?"
"Come to buy vegetables." Lu Ci pointed at the clams, convinced, "Weigh some clams for me."
"This is a meretrix meretrix, this is a flower clam." Aunt Caifan felt that the young man was unreliable, so she didn't rush to tell him, "What did you buy for cooking?"
"Egg stew." Eggs go with everything!
Auntie Caifan’s net bag turned to the direction of another shell that looked similar: “Clams are used for stewed eggs. This is the flower clam. Boil the onion and ginger cooking wine in water, and just wait until the shells are opened.”
Is it that simple?Lu Ci felt that he could do it: "Weigh all of them for me."
After paying the money, Lu Ci walked around the vegetable market two or three times, buying all kinds of chicken, duck and fish, and didn't go home until he couldn't carry it anymore.
"Brush this one, steam this one, peel this one first..." He gestured with a paring knife, sliding it smoothly across the surface of the eggplant without taking away any skin.
"Hey! I don't believe it!"
Xie Yibing got busy and forgot the time, and when he noticed it was almost 9 o'clock in the evening, he hurried back to take a look, and there was a large table of dishes on the dining table, all of which were well-colored and fragrant, and the smell of chicken soup was still wafting in the kitchen.
He didn't see Lu Ci's people. He walked towards the kitchen and found that Lu Ci was peeling a limp eggplant in his hand, and there was a pile of dead eggplants in the trash can.
The father-in-law was wearing an apron and was serving chicken soup with a spoon. When he saw him coming in, he gestured his chin toward Lu Ci: "Miss your child, he knelt with an eggplant for several hours."
As a land, theoretically, he can know everything in his territory, but not including some ad hoc barriers that are stronger than him.
The sub-district office dormitory area is such a place, after all, it represents the government of the underworld.Unless you don't want to live anymore, you have to show some face.
He came here purely because he wanted to eat, spend time online, and play, but he didn't expect to be caught as a nanny for a while.
Xie Yibing knew what happened at a glance, thanked the land father, and took the eggplant and paring knife away from Lu Ci's hand: "Aren't you hungry? Let's eat first."
Lu Ci was obviously stunned for a while, and subconsciously complained: "Brother Ah Shui, the eggplant and the paring knife teamed up to bully me."
Xie Yibing lowered his head to look at the eggplant's mutilated corpse, which weighed at least three to five catties. He was glad that the eggplant had no soul, otherwise he must have been a villain in his previous life, and he would be treated like this in this life.
"eat first."
The father-in-law cooked all the dishes that Lu Ci bought.
There are three layers of dishes on the table, which is too much.Xie Yibing knocked on the door of the room next door and called someone over to have dinner together.
Looking at the head that was messier than a mop floating out from next door: "Clean yourself up, don't scare people."
"Your kid is very courageous, don't worry about it." The man muttered, turned his head a few times, stretched out several hands, combed his hair, put on makeup, and tidied up his appearance. In less than 3 minutes, he changed from a mop to a A shiny handsome guy, "Is this the head office?"
Xie Yibing still felt that it was not pleasing to the eye: "Tsk, that's it." He couldn't help but add, "It's too fancy."
Lu Ci looked at the visitor curiously, and tugged on the sleeve of the land father-in-law: "Elder-in-law land, do you still have to look at your appearance in the civil servant examination in the underworld?" He glanced at the hanged ghost again, "Oh, not at all."
Father Land: "Thank you, I was offended."
The author has something to say:
Land father-in-law (╬▔dish▔): I want to eat children.
Xiaolu (o??ェ?`o): Which child?
Land father-in-law (╬▔dish▔): You.
Xiaolu (o??ェ?`o): I am not a child.
Father-in-Law (╬▔盘▔): The deer is the same.
Brother Ah Shui Ψ( ̄? ̄)Ψ: Okay, I can only eat this kid.
Xiaolu o(〃'▽'〃)o: ...Venison is a great supplement?
(Finish)
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