Yin and Yang mediator

Lu Ci still felt that flash marriages were unreliable.

It is true that he and Xie Yibing have not been in love for a long time, but they have known each other for a long time.

But even if they have been under the same roof for 9 years, neither of them knows the basics.What's more, it's the kind that gets married within a few days of meeting?

After he got off work, when he went to deliver souvenirs to the owner of the private kitchen, he paid special attention and found that there were quite a few people who looked like they were on a blind date.

The young men and women dressed deliberately, strolling the streets holding an umbrella together, are indeed very beautiful.

"It looks good." Lu Ci pulled the grocery shopping cart by himself, wearing leather gloves, feeling that he was not his peers at all.

Sure enough, he is a married deer, how can he compare with other children?

The owner of the private kitchen knew that he was coming, so he not only opened the door, but everyone waited at the intersection, took them into the house, and stuffed a cup of hot tea: "It's okay to come another day, it's raining today." Is your guy driving here?"

Lu Ci just took a walk before dinner, and sat down directly in the small side hall at the door: "He is cooking at home. Take a look first, I'll pack some casually, if you like something, I still have it there. Otherwise , I can ask my disciples to send it over.”

He met a bunch of apprentices and grandchildren on his honeymoon this time, and his network of contacts was strengthened by +1.

It's a pity that the transportation in some places is really inconvenient, and the shelf life of many good things is too short, so they can only be digested locally.

He went out this month, not only didn't lose weight, but also gained a kilogram.

The owner of the private kitchen was also polite, and put everything on the table.With Xie Yibing, a culinary master, the quality of the ingredients is guaranteed.He put everything away, went to the kitchen to get a casserole of Laohuo soup, wrapped it up and put it in a small cart, and immediately turned his face away: "Let's go, go back and eat quickly, don't starve to death here. "

Lu Ci didn't even see what was in the casserole, and he was not in a hurry: "I see that the small restaurants on the street are full, why are there still these two tables here?"

"I don't hold wedding banquets here. I don't even bother to cook New Year's Eve dinner."

"Okay." Lu Ci pulled the cart home, knowing that the owner of the private kitchen had made a lot of money in the past, but now he just retired and couldn't be idle, so it was absolutely impossible for him to work hard.

Today the Lu family came to their dormitory complex for dinner.When Lu Ci returned, the house was bustling with activity.

Lu Hai didn't know what bad things he did, and was chased by Aunt Lu with a shoehorn.After running not far, he was thrown onto the sofa by Master Wang who jumped out of nowhere, and was immediately pressed and slapped his buttocks twice.

As soon as Lu Ci arrived at the door, before he had time to call for someone or change his shoes, he saw a strange aunt in her fifties walking over.

She is fair-skinned and slightly fat, not tall, and she smiles very kindly: "Are you Deputy Director Lu?" Seeing that Lu Ci nodded, she smiled, "Hello, hello, I'm Mei Zhong's mother. Thanks to you for taking care of our family Ah Zhong." She said and stuffed a paper bag over, "This is a mooncake made by myself, you can taste it."

Xie Yibing came out at some point, with an approachable face of an ordinary young man, also holding a paper bag in his hand: "Auntie said so, we are not impolite. These are mooncakes made by us, you keep them .”

This year's Mid-Autumn Festival is a few days later than the National Day.Modern people are busy, and they are used to spending two festivals together.

Mei Zhong's mother was seen by Xie Yibing, she didn't know what was going on, her heart froze, she couldn't say what she wanted to say, so she could only reluctantly leave with a stiff face and a smile.

Lu Ci changed his shoes and entered the room: "I didn't even notice the Mid-Autumn Festival." Then he looked at Xie Yibing, "Why are you scaring Mei Zhong's mother?"

Mei Zhong is a colleague of their sub-district office. He has a relatively introverted personality and is careful and prudent in his work. Now his family lives in the dormitory complex.

"She wants to introduce someone to you." Xie Yibing dropped her smirk and stretched her face long.

"Huh?" Lu Ci felt that he was thinking too much, "We invited our colleagues to a wedding banquet when we got married." Everyone in the street office knew that they were a couple.It's okay to be an outsider who doesn't know, why would a colleague introduce someone to him?

He didn't suspect that Xie Yibing was talking nonsense.Within the dormitory area, Xie Yibing is better than the land father-in-law.

Xie Yibing took out the casserole: "There are always people who think that two men can't live together." The corner of his mouth was bent, and his words were sinister, "There are still people who don't mind giving birth to homosexuals. Anyway, in the future, I will leave Mei Zhong's mother Further."

Lu Ci looked like he had opened the door to a new world: "Is there really such a thing?"

Xie Yibing pushed him to wash his hands: "Hurry up, we can eat right away."

Lu Ci just came back from the outside, always feeling wet and uncomfortable: "It's so early, I'm going to take a shower and change my clothes."

Aunt Lu just came over and heard it, and she opened her mouth and said, "What do you care about being poor? How can you be drenched in such a little rain?"

Lu Ci opened his mouth and shouted, "Uncle! Take care of your wife, she's bullying me again!"

Uncle Lu was busy in the kitchen, and shouted back: "Then let her bully you, I can't control her, I'll let her control the fans!"

Xie Yibing heard it funny, took him back to the bedroom to take a shower, and went to the cloakroom to fetch clothes for him: "Short-sleeved shorts, or long-sleeved trousers?"

"Short-sleeved trousers."

Xie Yibing took the change of clothes and put them in the bathroom, watching Lu Ci wash his hair.

As soon as Lu Ci opened his eyes and saw him standing on the door of the shower room, the corner of his mouth twitched: "Don't come in, I'll finish it in 10 minutes by myself." I don't know how long it will take for this guy to come out.Usually it's fine, but today the whole family is outside.

Xie Yibing gritted her teeth, her face full of unwillingness, she licked her lips and laughed in a blink of an eye: "Then hurry up." Don't worry, the night will be long.

Lu Ci was so excited by his laughter that he forgot to be on guard a few minutes later amidst a large table of delicacies, and when he was so tired that he fell asleep at night, he couldn't even open his deer eyes, and squinted his eyes to jump into the pot.

I jumped once or twice but didn't jump in.

Xiaolu shook his head irritably, felt his head lighten, and immediately jumped onto the stove as light as a swallow, kicked off the lid of the pot, and rolled in comfortably.

Xie Yibing, who was watching for any catch by the lake, heard the movement and went back to the house. He almost tripped over and picked up two big antlers with a complicated expression on his face: "Like two bundles of firewood."

He also raised it up and gestured, "Hang it on the door as a hanger?"

"Huh?" Why are there two horns on the ground?

There are two small, but true independent corners.Usually it is probably covered by long fur, or connected to the other two horns, but he didn't notice it.

He looked at the deer in the pot again, the color of its long fur became lighter and lighter.Deer animals will moult after winter, but the antlers usually change in the following spring.

When the sika deer comes to winter, the "sika" will be almost invisible, and the coat color will also turn black.This deer is getting less and less like a sika deer, and its hair is getting whiter and whiter.

The next day they finally didn't need the two of them to be on duty, Lu Ci was working in the study, and Xie Yibing was arranging the deer he carved and painted in a row.

Lu Ci didn't feel anything at first, until he got up to pour water for himself, and almost tripped over the wooden deer at his feet: "Hey!" Standing still and taking a closer look, his eyes lit up, "This is a war game Is it? Let's go to the house in the underworld."

As an only child, Lu Ci actually had no playmates when he was young.

It stands to reason that there are many friends of the same age in the countryside, but Lu Ci lived with his parents in the city very early, and because he is so good at studying, he is surrounded by a group of older brothers and sisters whose altitude is half higher than him.

He usually has very little leisure time, and the biggest entertainment is to put all kinds of small toys into a confrontation between the two armies.

With Xie Yibing around, of course it is impossible for him to fall down, and with a flick of a finger, he cleared a passage in the deer full of the study: "Come on. Take a look at your appearance."

"Isn't this what I saw in my dream? You also said that it's just a projection, not real." Holding an empty glass, he imitated Xie Yibing's tone, "It has nothing to do with reality."

Xie Yibing thought of the four horns he picked up in his dream, subconsciously touched his forehead, then squeezed his shoulders and neck: "Your neck is still sore today?"

Such a small deer with such big horns, no wonder the neck is sore.Thinking about it seriously, my own deer is a little smaller than the sika deer, more like a roe deer.It is normal for a small deer like roe deer to have long teeth.

"A little bit." I had a lot of fun in the previous month, and I had to stay in front of the computer for several days for the remaining work.He has been away from the institute for too long, and he is no longer used to such a life.

Well, it could also be old age.Didn't you say that 25 years old is a watershed?

Xie Yibing pressed the button on him, thinking to himself: Is it okay to have a sore neck and too many horns?

Lu Ciji hung up his work, glanced at various paintings and sculptures casually, and nodded with satisfaction: I am indeed majestic and mighty, and I am more and more mature like a stag!

As a result, as soon as he entered the dream that night, he found that his horn was gone.

At first, he just felt that his head was extremely light today, and even when he jumped up, he was extremely light.

After jumping into the cabin, he saw the antlers on the table. He turned into a human and picked them up and gestured to his forehead: "It looks a bit like mine."

When Xie Yibing came in, he heard Lu Ci say, "Brother Ah Shui, make me a headband with this!" Then he said, "Will it be too heavy for a human figure?"

Xie Yibing hesitated to speak, with a complicated face on his face: "Don't you think this antler looks familiar?" He walked over, put the antler back on the table, kissed his forehead, and shook his arms gently, "Also Yes, it’s usually on your head, and you can’t see it yourself.”

"Huh?" Lu Ci hugged back subconsciously, followed by shaking it twice, and suddenly realized that he put his head in his hands, "Huh!"

Xie Yibing looked at his staring eyes, lowered his head and kissed him again, patted his back, and comforted him: "It's okay, it's okay, the deer's antlers will be replaced every year, and they will grow back soon."

Lu Ci was full of anxiety. He woke up from a nightmare and didn't sleep well all night. After waking up, he checked the information and found that the serious sika deer changed their horns in April, and he lost his horns in October.

Could it be that even a deer can't escape the programmer's premature baldness?

The author has something to say:

mutant deer

Horn: a bit longer.

Teeth: like roe deer

Body shape: like a sika deer

Personality: Like a silly roe deer

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