Yin and Yang mediator
Chapter 168 New Year's Eve Won't Pass
Lu Ci and Xie Yibing almost missed the New Year's Eve dinner. In the end, it was Xia Qiu who activated her mother's BUFF and dragged them out of bed.
How Lu Ci beat Lu Hai at noon, now he is being beaten by his own mother.
He screamed "Aww": "I woke up! I didn't fall asleep, I was reading a book!"
Xia Qiu picked up the book from the ground, held up the 5 cm thick hardcover and almost threw it on his head: "I saw the book went under the bed, read the book!"
With a "snap", the book was thrown onto the bed.
"Get up quickly!"
Lu Ci didn't dare to make a mistake, he didn't have the usual jitters at all, he tidied himself up in 10 minutes, and took Xie Yibing to sit at the dining table together.
On the Eight Immortals table in the dining room, there is a huge round table top.Not only all the Lu family members were there, but Lao Liu and Xiao Liu's father and son (?) were also there.
"Little Gu is so polite, how nice it is to eat together." Grandma Lu sat down, still talking about Xi Haosheng's wife.
Grandpa Lu poured coconut milk for her: "It's more comfortable for a family of three."
With the increase of the farm staff, there is already a small canteen.The person in charge of the spoon is the apprentice of the chef of the cafeteria run by Wangxiang Sub-district.
Usually, Grandpa Lu and Grandma Lu also eat in the small cafeteria.Everyone sits at a big round table.
Although we sit together at the same table, it is usually a work meal, which is definitely different from the current New Year's Eve dinner.
My grandson, don't look at the one who is beaten and scolded by one at home, but he is fierce outside.The eldest grandson's daughter-in-law is even more fierce than the eldest grandson... Huh?
Grandpa Lu took a look at Xie Yibing, and found that the young man looked different today.I can't tell you the specifics, but if I have to say it, maybe it's not so fierce?
Lu Ci didn't notice his grandfather's eyes, and poured Xie Yibing the wine he usually made himself, looking at his half-closed eyes: "Drink less, go to bed early at night."
"Hmm..." Xie Yibing subconsciously wanted to lean her head towards him, but in the end she restrained herself and touched his shoulders, "No, you have to watch the New Year's Eve."
Lu Hai, who was sitting next to him, looked at the two people who seemed to be glued together by his side. He didn't even notice, but his hands were very honest, and he pushed his cup towards his brother: "Give me a taste." Brother Xie's cooking is so delicious, the wine he brews must be delicious too.
The Lu family doesn't usually drink alcohol, but they don't dislike it either. The amount of alcohol they drink is at the level of ordinary people.
Only Lu Ci, who inherited Xia Qiu, could not drink alcohol at all.
Grandpa Lu, Grandma Lu, and Xia Qiu Lu Ci drank coconut milk, and the rest of them, Lu Ci, filled their mouths with evil intentions in their narrowed eyes: Let you laugh at me for not drinking enough, and lie down for me in a while flat.After midnight, I burned incense sticks for the land father-in-law by myself, settled the land father-in-law, and put a circle of incense around it!
In fact, the alcohol content of Xie Yi Ice Brew is not high.After a meal, even the lightest drinker is only slightly tipsy.
Lu Ci, who was smelling the smell of wine, was dying, lying on the sofa, his eyes blurred, hugged by Xie Yibing's waist, and struggling to slap the pistachios on the land father-in-law's face: "Shang, Shangxiang!"
The father-in-law wiped his face, and complained to Xie Yibing: "I said I hate bears. If I were a tree, if I was enshrined, it would have been so smoldering by them, it would have cooled down long ago."
Xie Yibing couldn't hear anything bad about her own deer: "You just don't receive incense, and you don't take less from offerings, and you don't bless others."
Whoever is a serious land father will have a special office in the street and a special desk.Which one of the food and food on the desk is not an offering?
Moreover, the father-in-law of the land often eats instead of working, and eats for nothing.
Normally, the father-in-law of the land would not dare to quarrel with Xie Yibing, but today everyone is more casual during the Chinese New Year, he rolled his eyes: "The people on my land are all mature adults, and they can work hard for the future they want Struggle, you don’t need my blessing at all.”
A pistachio flew over, he grabbed it with one hand, peeled it off and ate it.
He looked at Lu Ci who wanted to continue throwing peanuts, and thought of the changes brought about by him and everyone else: "This world, we have become the past, and we should have the past."
Xie Yibing and Lu Ci occupied the largest four-seater sofa, looked at the father-in-law who was sitting on the single seat, and disagreed: "I will not become the past." As Lu Ci said, he is only a few There are many things that a hundred-year-old kid can do.
Eunuch Di caught another pine nut and said, "That's right." In the entire underworld, there has never been a Yin God who can torment more than Xie Yibing.
The underworld used to be much crueler than it is now. In order to survive, ghost cultivators practiced desperately to increase their cultivation, in order to become a yin god as soon as possible, and they can be guaranteed in all aspects.But generally after reaching the Yinshen, on the one hand, it is difficult to improve at this level of cultivation; on the other hand, it is also a person who has practiced for 800 years, and is about to vomit.
However, this person Xie Yibing... this ghost, became a Yin god, and only after he became the city lord did he start to show what is called tossing.
There is a set of rules for the operation of the underworld.In Lu Ci's words, they already have a ready-made system.Whether it is the city owner or other civil servants, all they need to do is to operate and maintain.However, Xie Yibing...he deeply suspected that Xie Yibing became the city lord to make it easier for him to torment.
The father-in-law of the land was only slightly distracted, and saw that Lu Ci had shifted his target and was stuffing walnuts for Xie Yibing, and he had to eat the walnuts in their shells, otherwise he would cry.
To tell the truth, Xie Yibing would have no problem swallowing a walnut tree raw, but if he wanted to quarrel with Lu Ci, he also acted like he was crying.
Xia Qiu, who was playing cards in the small hall behind the sofa, couldn't hear it, so he turned around and patted the back of the sofa: "Lu Ci! Give me a good time!"
"Hic!" Lu Ci, who was pillowed on Xie Yibing's lap, hiccupped in fright. He raised his hand and paw at Xie Yibing's chest, thinking he was complaining in a low voice, "My mother is so fierce." He patted and comforted, "Daughter-in-law Don't worry, son, I will protect you from being bullied by the wicked mother-in-law~"
This time, even Xie Yibing didn't dare to look back, for fear that his little deer would be torn apart by his mother-in-law.
In the middle of the night, Lu Cijiu woke up and found himself sleeping on the sofa, still not awake: "Why did I fall asleep?" Hearing the movement behind him, he sat up and looked at the removed card table, "Mom, you guys stopped ?what time is it?"
Xia Qiu, who was said to be an evil mother-in-law, didn't like her no matter how she looked at her, she wished she could catch Nizi and slap her: "Heh!"
"Hey!" Lu Ci turned around, "Look at my mother!"
Xie Yibing suppressed a smile, pulled him up, and supported him in case he was still drunk: "It's almost 0 o'clock. Let's go wash our face and set off fireworks later."
"Oh." Lu Ci came out after washing his face, he was sober, and he and his family piled all kinds of fireworks on the open space in front.
In the village not far away, someone has already started to set off, and from time to time accompanied by the sound of "咻——", all kinds of colorful fireworks exploded in the sky.
Lu Hai had a sense of urgency: "Hurry up! Are we late?"
In his memory, he had seen firecrackers and fireworks, but he was still young at that time, either being hugged by his mother, or being pulled away by his brother.Later, fireworks and firecrackers were banned in Yuncheng City, and they didn't necessarily go to the suburbs in the middle of the night just to set off fireworks.
In this regard, Lu Ci has no more experience than his younger brother, and his desire to win is still up: "No. Hold on, don't panic! We have a lot of fireworks, and we will crush them steadily in a while."
Uncle Lu immediately followed suit, and only the big brother, Lu Hua, was able to stand still: "Put one on the east side, and one on the west side. Yes, put it in the corner, and order two together later."
Grandpa Lu and Grandma Lu were in low spirits and had already gone to bed.It was Xi Haosheng's wife who ran over with the two children.
There was a special aura of familiarity among the children, and they soon played with Xiao Liu, a fake child, and ran wildly around with Master Wang laughing and laughing.
After a while, the Lu brothers split up and lit the fireworks.
Accompanied by the explosion of fireworks, there are occasional shouts from the villagers.
Lu Ci and the others screamed no louder than those in the village, and the two children followed suit, yelling.
Even Master Wang leaped up to the roof, raised his neck and said "Aww", which made Aunt Lu scream.
"How did it get up here? I thought it was a wolf."
"Master Wang has never called it that before."
"Blood Awakening!"
bang bang
Lu Ci suddenly stopped.
Xie Yibing, who was running after him, almost knocked him into the air, quickly hugged him from behind, and ran forward two steps: "What are you thinking?"
"Oh oh oh!" Lu Hai rushed over with the children, before they had time to brake, they jumped behind them one by one.
Lu Ci touched his heart, then squatted down and touched the floor: "I feel... woke up."
Spring, or something deeper, woke up.
Uncle Lu saw a group of them, big and small, squatting on the ground in a circle: "What strange ceremony are you doing?"
After the fireworks were set off, and we cleaned up, it was already almost 3 o'clock in the morning.
Lu Ci and Xie Yibing returned to the cabin and soon fell asleep.
In the log cabin in the dream, the deer is covered with long white hair, and the small bulge on the head has begun to "sprout", protruding from the shape of the antlers.Compared with the adult Fuzhu, he looks more like a small sika deer.
He stood in the snow, only his black nose and eyes were conspicuous.When lying down, the dark part makes him camouflage better, like the natural bare soil layer, and the withered yellow branches and leaves protruding from the snow.
Xie Yibing searched for a long time, and finally confirmed that he had passed this place three or five times: "You just watch me go back and forth without calling me?"
Under the big tree covered with snow, there is a nest of chicken catkins.The hay and feathers are stacked for warmth.
The little deer must have accumulated several chicken coops, and gave up half of them for him. He yowled twice, smiling, and gave him a bunch of small red fruits.
Xie Yibing sat down cross-legged, only to find that the little deer was still laying a lot of dried flowers and herbs in the nest, so he asked him to lean his head over, stroke his chin, look at Luoxue, and see that after more than a year, it seemed to be still the same, but changed Many cabins.
Thinking of what his father-in-law said, he lowered his head and rubbed the deer's horns: "How could it be possible? We will definitely get better and better."
The author has something to say:
Brother Ah Shui ( ̄ω ̄): Where is the chicken?
Xiaolu ( ̄ω ̄): I ate it.
Brother Ah Shui ( ̄ω ̄): Can you beat a chicken?
【Chicken】(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
DEBUFF: Frozen
HP: -99%
Attack Power: -99%
(完)感谢在2022-02-0215:56:09~2022-02-0316:09:38期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of cat and cat insects;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
How Lu Ci beat Lu Hai at noon, now he is being beaten by his own mother.
He screamed "Aww": "I woke up! I didn't fall asleep, I was reading a book!"
Xia Qiu picked up the book from the ground, held up the 5 cm thick hardcover and almost threw it on his head: "I saw the book went under the bed, read the book!"
With a "snap", the book was thrown onto the bed.
"Get up quickly!"
Lu Ci didn't dare to make a mistake, he didn't have the usual jitters at all, he tidied himself up in 10 minutes, and took Xie Yibing to sit at the dining table together.
On the Eight Immortals table in the dining room, there is a huge round table top.Not only all the Lu family members were there, but Lao Liu and Xiao Liu's father and son (?) were also there.
"Little Gu is so polite, how nice it is to eat together." Grandma Lu sat down, still talking about Xi Haosheng's wife.
Grandpa Lu poured coconut milk for her: "It's more comfortable for a family of three."
With the increase of the farm staff, there is already a small canteen.The person in charge of the spoon is the apprentice of the chef of the cafeteria run by Wangxiang Sub-district.
Usually, Grandpa Lu and Grandma Lu also eat in the small cafeteria.Everyone sits at a big round table.
Although we sit together at the same table, it is usually a work meal, which is definitely different from the current New Year's Eve dinner.
My grandson, don't look at the one who is beaten and scolded by one at home, but he is fierce outside.The eldest grandson's daughter-in-law is even more fierce than the eldest grandson... Huh?
Grandpa Lu took a look at Xie Yibing, and found that the young man looked different today.I can't tell you the specifics, but if I have to say it, maybe it's not so fierce?
Lu Ci didn't notice his grandfather's eyes, and poured Xie Yibing the wine he usually made himself, looking at his half-closed eyes: "Drink less, go to bed early at night."
"Hmm..." Xie Yibing subconsciously wanted to lean her head towards him, but in the end she restrained herself and touched his shoulders, "No, you have to watch the New Year's Eve."
Lu Hai, who was sitting next to him, looked at the two people who seemed to be glued together by his side. He didn't even notice, but his hands were very honest, and he pushed his cup towards his brother: "Give me a taste." Brother Xie's cooking is so delicious, the wine he brews must be delicious too.
The Lu family doesn't usually drink alcohol, but they don't dislike it either. The amount of alcohol they drink is at the level of ordinary people.
Only Lu Ci, who inherited Xia Qiu, could not drink alcohol at all.
Grandpa Lu, Grandma Lu, and Xia Qiu Lu Ci drank coconut milk, and the rest of them, Lu Ci, filled their mouths with evil intentions in their narrowed eyes: Let you laugh at me for not drinking enough, and lie down for me in a while flat.After midnight, I burned incense sticks for the land father-in-law by myself, settled the land father-in-law, and put a circle of incense around it!
In fact, the alcohol content of Xie Yi Ice Brew is not high.After a meal, even the lightest drinker is only slightly tipsy.
Lu Ci, who was smelling the smell of wine, was dying, lying on the sofa, his eyes blurred, hugged by Xie Yibing's waist, and struggling to slap the pistachios on the land father-in-law's face: "Shang, Shangxiang!"
The father-in-law wiped his face, and complained to Xie Yibing: "I said I hate bears. If I were a tree, if I was enshrined, it would have been so smoldering by them, it would have cooled down long ago."
Xie Yibing couldn't hear anything bad about her own deer: "You just don't receive incense, and you don't take less from offerings, and you don't bless others."
Whoever is a serious land father will have a special office in the street and a special desk.Which one of the food and food on the desk is not an offering?
Moreover, the father-in-law of the land often eats instead of working, and eats for nothing.
Normally, the father-in-law of the land would not dare to quarrel with Xie Yibing, but today everyone is more casual during the Chinese New Year, he rolled his eyes: "The people on my land are all mature adults, and they can work hard for the future they want Struggle, you don’t need my blessing at all.”
A pistachio flew over, he grabbed it with one hand, peeled it off and ate it.
He looked at Lu Ci who wanted to continue throwing peanuts, and thought of the changes brought about by him and everyone else: "This world, we have become the past, and we should have the past."
Xie Yibing and Lu Ci occupied the largest four-seater sofa, looked at the father-in-law who was sitting on the single seat, and disagreed: "I will not become the past." As Lu Ci said, he is only a few There are many things that a hundred-year-old kid can do.
Eunuch Di caught another pine nut and said, "That's right." In the entire underworld, there has never been a Yin God who can torment more than Xie Yibing.
The underworld used to be much crueler than it is now. In order to survive, ghost cultivators practiced desperately to increase their cultivation, in order to become a yin god as soon as possible, and they can be guaranteed in all aspects.But generally after reaching the Yinshen, on the one hand, it is difficult to improve at this level of cultivation; on the other hand, it is also a person who has practiced for 800 years, and is about to vomit.
However, this person Xie Yibing... this ghost, became a Yin god, and only after he became the city lord did he start to show what is called tossing.
There is a set of rules for the operation of the underworld.In Lu Ci's words, they already have a ready-made system.Whether it is the city owner or other civil servants, all they need to do is to operate and maintain.However, Xie Yibing...he deeply suspected that Xie Yibing became the city lord to make it easier for him to torment.
The father-in-law of the land was only slightly distracted, and saw that Lu Ci had shifted his target and was stuffing walnuts for Xie Yibing, and he had to eat the walnuts in their shells, otherwise he would cry.
To tell the truth, Xie Yibing would have no problem swallowing a walnut tree raw, but if he wanted to quarrel with Lu Ci, he also acted like he was crying.
Xia Qiu, who was playing cards in the small hall behind the sofa, couldn't hear it, so he turned around and patted the back of the sofa: "Lu Ci! Give me a good time!"
"Hic!" Lu Ci, who was pillowed on Xie Yibing's lap, hiccupped in fright. He raised his hand and paw at Xie Yibing's chest, thinking he was complaining in a low voice, "My mother is so fierce." He patted and comforted, "Daughter-in-law Don't worry, son, I will protect you from being bullied by the wicked mother-in-law~"
This time, even Xie Yibing didn't dare to look back, for fear that his little deer would be torn apart by his mother-in-law.
In the middle of the night, Lu Cijiu woke up and found himself sleeping on the sofa, still not awake: "Why did I fall asleep?" Hearing the movement behind him, he sat up and looked at the removed card table, "Mom, you guys stopped ?what time is it?"
Xia Qiu, who was said to be an evil mother-in-law, didn't like her no matter how she looked at her, she wished she could catch Nizi and slap her: "Heh!"
"Hey!" Lu Ci turned around, "Look at my mother!"
Xie Yibing suppressed a smile, pulled him up, and supported him in case he was still drunk: "It's almost 0 o'clock. Let's go wash our face and set off fireworks later."
"Oh." Lu Ci came out after washing his face, he was sober, and he and his family piled all kinds of fireworks on the open space in front.
In the village not far away, someone has already started to set off, and from time to time accompanied by the sound of "咻——", all kinds of colorful fireworks exploded in the sky.
Lu Hai had a sense of urgency: "Hurry up! Are we late?"
In his memory, he had seen firecrackers and fireworks, but he was still young at that time, either being hugged by his mother, or being pulled away by his brother.Later, fireworks and firecrackers were banned in Yuncheng City, and they didn't necessarily go to the suburbs in the middle of the night just to set off fireworks.
In this regard, Lu Ci has no more experience than his younger brother, and his desire to win is still up: "No. Hold on, don't panic! We have a lot of fireworks, and we will crush them steadily in a while."
Uncle Lu immediately followed suit, and only the big brother, Lu Hua, was able to stand still: "Put one on the east side, and one on the west side. Yes, put it in the corner, and order two together later."
Grandpa Lu and Grandma Lu were in low spirits and had already gone to bed.It was Xi Haosheng's wife who ran over with the two children.
There was a special aura of familiarity among the children, and they soon played with Xiao Liu, a fake child, and ran wildly around with Master Wang laughing and laughing.
After a while, the Lu brothers split up and lit the fireworks.
Accompanied by the explosion of fireworks, there are occasional shouts from the villagers.
Lu Ci and the others screamed no louder than those in the village, and the two children followed suit, yelling.
Even Master Wang leaped up to the roof, raised his neck and said "Aww", which made Aunt Lu scream.
"How did it get up here? I thought it was a wolf."
"Master Wang has never called it that before."
"Blood Awakening!"
bang bang
Lu Ci suddenly stopped.
Xie Yibing, who was running after him, almost knocked him into the air, quickly hugged him from behind, and ran forward two steps: "What are you thinking?"
"Oh oh oh!" Lu Hai rushed over with the children, before they had time to brake, they jumped behind them one by one.
Lu Ci touched his heart, then squatted down and touched the floor: "I feel... woke up."
Spring, or something deeper, woke up.
Uncle Lu saw a group of them, big and small, squatting on the ground in a circle: "What strange ceremony are you doing?"
After the fireworks were set off, and we cleaned up, it was already almost 3 o'clock in the morning.
Lu Ci and Xie Yibing returned to the cabin and soon fell asleep.
In the log cabin in the dream, the deer is covered with long white hair, and the small bulge on the head has begun to "sprout", protruding from the shape of the antlers.Compared with the adult Fuzhu, he looks more like a small sika deer.
He stood in the snow, only his black nose and eyes were conspicuous.When lying down, the dark part makes him camouflage better, like the natural bare soil layer, and the withered yellow branches and leaves protruding from the snow.
Xie Yibing searched for a long time, and finally confirmed that he had passed this place three or five times: "You just watch me go back and forth without calling me?"
Under the big tree covered with snow, there is a nest of chicken catkins.The hay and feathers are stacked for warmth.
The little deer must have accumulated several chicken coops, and gave up half of them for him. He yowled twice, smiling, and gave him a bunch of small red fruits.
Xie Yibing sat down cross-legged, only to find that the little deer was still laying a lot of dried flowers and herbs in the nest, so he asked him to lean his head over, stroke his chin, look at Luoxue, and see that after more than a year, it seemed to be still the same, but changed Many cabins.
Thinking of what his father-in-law said, he lowered his head and rubbed the deer's horns: "How could it be possible? We will definitely get better and better."
The author has something to say:
Brother Ah Shui ( ̄ω ̄): Where is the chicken?
Xiaolu ( ̄ω ̄): I ate it.
Brother Ah Shui ( ̄ω ̄): Can you beat a chicken?
【Chicken】(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
DEBUFF: Frozen
HP: -99%
Attack Power: -99%
(完)感谢在2022-02-0215:56:09~2022-02-0316:09:38期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of cat and cat insects;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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