Yin and Yang mediator

Lu Ci just felt exhausted on the mountain. After he came back and took a shower, his whole body aches and pains broke out, and he wished he could lie down on the spot.

After finally finding Xie Yibing, seeing that he didn't respond, he was immediately very angry: "Say it! Can you sleep!"

Xie Yibing didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Why not sleep? Do some stretching for a few minutes first, and go to bed later."

The building area of ​​the villa in the dormitory is more than [-] square meters, with only two floors.There are only two people living here, and everything is very spacious.

No need to pick a spot, two people can stand side by side and stretch together.

Compared with the weak deer, Xie Yibing is more comfortable: "We can set up a simpler gym in the basement."

The villa is furnished, but only has basic furniture and appliances.Lots to furnish and remodel.He had already made up his mind that when Lu Ci's university for the elderly was completed, he would bring the decoration team over to redesign and arrange the house.

Lu Ci finished stretching in a non-standard manner. He was a little looser, but his hands and feet became softer. He hung it behind Xie Yibing's back and let him drag him. He had no objection to his decoration plan, and only emphasized one point: "I want sleep with you."

The two have lived in the same dormitory for 9 years, and it is not uncommon for them to share the same bed when they go out to play occasionally.

Xie Yibing thought that the illusion of coma caused by his own practice had frightened the children, so he emphasized it again and again, and couldn't help being moved and relieved.

The child is not hurting in vain.

He was in a good mood: "The house is so big and there are so many rooms, I have to sleep with my brother. Are you afraid of sleeping alone?"

"That's not true." Lu Ci quickly denied it, with a scientific and rigorous expression on his face, "I've thought about it carefully. My fat gain has nothing to do with anything else, the main reason is that I have been sleeping with you this week. It should be because I have entered the double cultivation of science , Shuangxiu Dabu!"

No, the matter of double cultivation is unscientific in the first place.

Xie Yibing never expected that Lu Ci would give him this reason, and he looked very serious: "Double cultivation is not pure sleep."

"Yeah!" Lu Ci nodded seriously, "But I've gained weight. Something strange happened while we were sleeping that I didn't know about." It's a pity that he doesn't study life sciences, otherwise he would be a good experimental sample.

Xie Yibing stared at him seriously for a while, then lost the battle, and dragged him to the sofa in the living room to sit down.

Lu Ci crossed his legs and faced Xie Yibing.

Xie Yibing didn't know how to explain cultivation to him for a while, so he organized his words before saying: "Double cultivation is also a method of cultivation. Since it is dual cultivation, the premise is that both of them must be monks."

Lu Ci nodded: "Yes. Brother Ah Shui is a monk, and I am not a monk, so I cannot double cultivate."

"That's right." The main premise doesn't exist, and naturally there is no follow-up.

Lu Ci patted Xie Yibing's chest: "But your cultivation base has grown a lot, and I have grown flesh. Apart from dual cultivation, what better explanation do you have?"

He doesn't know how to cultivate, and he doesn't know what level Xie Yibing is.But looking at the errands, the father-in-law of the land and so on, you can tell by his attitude towards Xie Yibing that his brother Ah Shui is a big boss.

Boss, your cultivation base should have reached a certain height, and the higher you go, the harder it is.It's like giving someone a score of 98 in an exam, and wanting someone to increase it by 2 points is much more difficult than giving a 0 egg an increase of 20 points.

To sum up, without the stimulation of "external factors", it is impossible for Xie Yibing's cultivation to skyrocket in a short period of time.

In his own words, the sudden sudden increase in his stable weight by 3 catties can explain everything.

Xie Yibing became a little uncertain when he said this, but he insisted that it wasn't dual cultivation: "It must be other unknown factors."

"There are so many unknown factors." Lu Ci groaned, "That's it. I'll sleep with you this week, and I won't sleep with you next week. Compare your cultivation base with my weight, doesn't it explain the problem? Yet?"

The operation is simple and the effect is obvious.

Xie Yibing raised his hand and gave him a chestnut: "Why do you sleep or not? It's so misleading to say it!"

Xiong's parents never beat their babies with all their strength.Lu Ci also pretended to cover his head, and covered the wrong place: "It's not just the two of us~ I'm also a deputy director after all!" Although I'm just a bare-bones commander, I'm also a leader.

"Okay, just give it a try." Xie Yibing agreed to the experiment without exception.

The reason for Lu Ci's weight gain is unknown.In his words, in a short period of time, he doesn't think that his cultivation will increase significantly.

There is no shortcut to cultivation, and the only way to cultivate is to rely on yourself step by step and steadily.

The increased cultivation cannot be tamed, just like a dangerous object that will explode at any time.

When climbing the mountain today, Lu Ci didn't notice it, but Xie Yibing obviously felt it - in the humid and hot forest, he didn't even see a single mosquito.

In the recent period, in order to avoid affecting the normal life of others, he should work from home.Anyway, if there is any need, the land father-in-law can run errands.

As the most special part of the land, the Hanged Ghost has some strength.

Seeing that he agreed, Lu Ci counted happily: "We grow 3 catties a week, 12 catties a month, and 144 catties a year!" He raised his head and imagined himself weighing more than 200 catties, his eyes longing, "Brother Ah Shui , if you let me sleep for a year, I can become a majestic and mighty man!"

"You are a fat deer waiting to be slaughtered!" While speaking, the two came to the master bedroom.

Because it is a double master bedroom design, it doesn't matter which one you sleep in.

When they climbed the mountain, the housekeeper had helped them put away their personal belongings.

Lu Ci's cloakroom was empty, and there were all kinds of strange clothes that looked like big flower pants.

Xie Yibing's cloakroom was half full, and most of them were formal and casual clothes that looked similar.In the middle of the large black, white and gray, a small section of rainbow color is particularly conspicuous.

He had already seen the peach pink suit before, the bright yellow trousers, the light green vest...the purple underwear...

Xie Yibing looked at one and frowned.

Seeing that the situation was not going well, Lu Ci prepared to retreat strategically, but when Xie Yibing hooked his finger, he automatically stood beside him as punishment, his eyes fixed on the pair of underwear with a particularly coquettish color and design: "Hey... hey?"

"Hey, you're tall!" He originally thought that Sao Pink was the end of the world, but he didn't expect that the lower limit could break through again and again!

Bear children are always extra courageous when facing their parents, pointing to the items on the side: "This is a set, and there is a matching tie. This year's new summer clothes, the models are especially twisted when they are on the catwalk... Twisted." He whispered more and more quietly, and tried to quibble, "Brother Ah Shui has never worn similar clothes. My brother is so handsome, he must look better than the model!"

Xie Yibing gave Xiong Lu a serious meal - assigned tons of homework, and formulated a fitness plan to "squeeze the last drop".

From today...forget it, it will be strictly enforced from tomorrow!

Children who are spoiled will only get worse and worse.Xiong Lu was fearless, and slept confidently holding Xie Yibing in his arms.

Xie Yibing didn't sleep. He glanced at Lu Ci, who was so smooth and slippery, and began to try to practice in the lying down position.

But all monks will basically make some security facilities when practicing, set up a formation, or find a cave or something like that.Xie Yibing never thought that when he was practicing, there would be someone sleeping beside him.

He just tried a little bit, but he didn't expect to enter the state soon.The cultivation base that had just increased was only a little uncontrollable roughness, but it was not as violent as expected. Just one night allowed him to make obvious progress.

However, the waste wood deer lost 0.1KG in weight.

Lu Ci calmly got off the scale: "The scale is broken, and the moving is broken."

Xie Yibing felt pretty good, showing a kind smile: "Did you consume too much in the mountains yesterday? It's okay, I'll be back after I make up for you."

On a rare Sunday, the weather was also very good. Xie Yibing took Lu Ci to a very scientific fitness exercise, and fed him unscientific food high in sugar, high fat and high protein.

The weight on Monday finally didn't drop, but it didn't grow.

A body that is not used to exercising will not feel energetic at all.Lu Ci only felt that he was going to die every minute.

Like any other Monday, the routine is full of meetings and reports.

After Lu Ci got into the rhythm of work, he forgot about the sore muscles all over his body, and his efficiency was extraordinary.

Lu Yun has much more paper work than him.

Since Lu Ci took office, the work of the two directors and deputy directors has been clearly divided.Lu Yun is more responsible for the administrative aspects, grasping the general direction, especially the communication with the superiors.Lu Ci is more responsible for the implementation of various specific matters.Of course, if funding issues are involved, two people usually go to the city together to fight for it.

Now the relevant staff in Wojiao City, seeing them, can't wait to escape.

Lu Yun, a real barrister, is already difficult enough to deal with, but here comes another Lu Ci.I thought that the young man was better at reading and professionally, but I didn't expect that the financial strength was comparable to Lu Yun.The two cooperated tacitly, and the funds could not be less at all, and the funds were given very quickly.

That's fine.The main reason is that Wojiao City does not have only one sub-district office. Besides the sub-district office, there are also towns with the same administrative level.Everyone also needs funds, so why does Wangxiang Sub-district give more and give more quickly, while others' approval is so slow, which makes everyone very dissatisfied.

The staff in Wojiao City couldn't explain their hardships, so they could only improve their work efficiency, communicate and finalize various details, which imperceptibly improved the quality of work, and made Lu Yun feel that the work was much easier than before.

She felt that Lu Ci was her lucky star, and took advantage of Lu Ci's excuse of moving the dormitory, and gave him a few shopping cards: "Congratulations on the housewarming."

"Thank you, Sister Lu." Lu Ci did not refuse, and gave her two boxes of mooncakes, "I wish Sister Lu a happy Mid-Autumn Festival in advance."

The mooncakes are made by chefs in the cafeteria of their unit, but not every employee can buy them.

Like other departments of their street office, the canteen team is also divided into day shifts and evening shifts.The chefs on the day shift are skilled in cooking, and the dim sum is really good. The pastries made during the New Year and holidays will definitely crush more than [-]% of the shops outside.But the master Baian on the night shift is a must. Not to mention the delicious food, he is also very capricious.It is a basic operation that moon cakes are not sold outside, the key is to sell only two per person.The length of time is a year, not a day.Which flavor you get depends on luck.

Lu Ci took out two boxes of mooncakes at a time, and Lu Yun suddenly showed the expression of looking at the local tyrant: "The local tyrant, let's be friends, can you buy me a few more boxes of mooncakes?"

"No. The master has already blacklisted me." The two were talking when Director Zhou brought Li Liqin in.

Li Liqin wore a white belt around his waist and black armbands on his sleeves: "Director Lu, hello, I am the son of Li Haichun, the former deputy director of the owner committee of Shanbai Manor. My father has passed away, can I invite you to pay tribute to him tomorrow? Speech at the meeting?"

As the director of the industry committee, he would not refuse this kind of request. Lu Yun immediately agreed, asked the details, and sent the two of them away together with Lu Ci.

Lu Ci felt a little strange, and waited for them to walk away before saying: "Usually, for this kind of people, shouldn't you go to the old leader of the unit and the leader of the permanent residence? Li Haichun is a retired professor of Wojiao University, and he can't invite the principal. I should be able to invite a department leader or something?" Li Haichun's household registration is not in Wangxiang, and he has lived here for less than two years.

Lu Yun walked back, and only whispered when she reached the office: "What retired professor. Li Haichun used to work in the logistics department of Wojiao University."

The author has something to say:

"Unnatural and Unscientific"

In 202X, Xie Yibing, a famous scientist, bred a new species-bear deer.

Brief introduction: bear deer, bear deer family, bear deer subfamily.

Appearance characteristics: Height 181cm, cute, very thin.

Life habits: like to eat meat, picky eaters, don't like to eat vegetables; like to buy and buy, can make money by themselves, have high self-management ability; poor physique, lazy, don't like to exercise, like to fantasize about being a bear or a deer.

Growth and reproduction: We are studying how to stick fat scientifically, and we cannot reproduce parthenosexually.

Habitat environment: good mountains, good water, good scenery and beautiful men

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Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: Junzi still has 10 bottles; Chenjian Lianchiyue has 1 bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!