Yin and Yang mediator
Chapter 35
Brother Ah Shui kept his word, when he went shopping in the afternoon, he found a few suitable ghosts and sent them to the family to make them more lively.
Lu Ci's ability to see ghosts is sometimes ineffective, and he probably knows what he has done: "This should also be regarded as a kind of mediation."
learn it.
Ordinary ghosts are also productive forces.It is not necessary to find ghosts with professional skills, just a few brothers who love to be lively can also do things.
Deputy Director Xiao Lu felt that he had opened a window to a new world and broadened his thinking.
Xie Yibing smiled and rubbed his head: "The hair is a bit long, how about cutting it?"
Lu Ci probably used all his nutrition for his brain before, his hair grew slowly, so he pulled his own hair: "I remember I just cut it not long ago. Just cut it once you cut it."
In the end, I found a Tony teacher who was very annoying. The speed of cutting hair made Lu Ci suspect that he would carve patterns on his hair. After cutting, he couldn't forget: "You are especially suitable for perming curly hair, the kind with a little natural curl, and then dye it with maroon or red. brown……"
The civil servant Lu couldn't imagine his flashy appearance, so he swiped his card with a dark face, and called Xie Yibing who had been swiping his phone non-stop since he entered the door: "Brother Ah Shui, let's go. What are you busy with? Do you have a job?"
He is a small screw, and there are unexpected things to deal with early in the morning. Xie Yibing, a big leader, must have more things to do.
Xie Yibing replied to the chat software while walking: "It's not work. I added the communication number of your neighbor next door, and I'm negotiating the price with him."
"You really want to buy it?" Lu Ci was not surprised.Xie Yibing dragged him around the empty house, clearly interested.He just didn't know why he was interested, "Why are you buying a house? Now the housing price is not stable. Come to Yuncheng, we have our own house."
Xie Yibing smiled when he heard the words, leaned into his ear and whispered: "You gave me your house as a dowry?"
Lu Ci elbowed his waist and eyes: "What dowry, it's a betrothal gift!"
Xie Yibing smiled and narrowed his eyes: "Okay, the dowry is the dowry. Then can I buy a house as a dowry?" Just after he finished speaking, he was stunned again, and said seriously, "Just now I cleaned your house and found that there are many things It is aging and needs to be replaced. It is more convenient to buy the house next door, decorate it first, and then ask your parents to move to the next door, and then renovate the original house. Moreover, the surrounding area is also a familiar living area, and it is so close that it is convenient to move things .When the time comes, I will make a sound-proofing spell, so that they won’t be disturbed.”
Lu Ci nodded blankly: "It sounds reasonable. Who would spend more than 1000 million to buy a suite for the convenience of decoration? Crazy!" He looked at Xie Yibing suspiciously, "Where did you get so much money? ? Didn’t you sell yourself to some big factory?”
Lu Ci's family buys houses quite frequently.
I have changed houses several times when I was studying, and finally changed to the current house that is more suitable in all aspects.
Lu Ci himself bought a house twice, even if the housing price was relatively low at that time, it still took a lot of effort.Especially in order to buy the large flat, rush to pay, and borrow some money.At that time, he was in the research institute. Although he didn't hold any important responsibilities, the work of the research institute was not easy. He took on private jobs to make money and pay off his debts, and he really lived a hard life for a while.
But how much was the house price at that time?Less than one-sixth of what it is now!
In his impression, Xie Yibing was very hardworking, but he didn't take much private work. Even if he worked for three years longer than him, his savings might not be as much as him.
"I've lived for a long time, so I have some money." Xie Yibing thought that next time when he returned to the underworld, he had to take Xiao Lu to the warehouse, so as not to let Xiao Lu think that his family was poor.
A poor family has a rich deer... Yes, the deer must be rich.Besides, his family is not poor.
Seeing that Lu Ci still didn't believe him, he dragged him to talk about finance and global industrial layout for a while.
A silly deer like Lu Ci who can only bury his head in work to make money listened half-understandable, and finally came up with three words: "Finance [beep——]."
Xie Yibing scolded him.Harvesting some leeks from foreign financial markets and adding some fresh meat to your own vegetable garden at home is completely justified.
He is not a big crocodile either, he just plays around to earn some pocket money.After all, he often went to Yangjian to play, so he needed some capital.
Lu Ci thought about it for a while, and felt that he was still a hard-working worker, so he pulled Xie Yibing to the counter: "Come here, buy clothes!"
In this way, Xie Yibing was caught by the migrant workers from various shopping malls, to various brand stores, and even the tailor shops hidden in the corners.
He must have been in Yuncheng for more than ten years, and he never knew that Yuncheng had these places.Is this the local advantage?
Fortunately, time is limited, they only visited this place close to home.Xie Yibing suspected that according to this way of walking, he would not be able to leave Yuncheng for many years, it was too scary.
When I got home, I happened to have a reunion dinner together. After eating, I sat on the sofa drinking tea and watching TV.
After a while, Lu Hua got up and went to the kitchen. After a while, he brought a big plate over: "Come here, I specially left a large mooncake."
When Lu Ci saw it, his face suddenly changed. He was about to slide half of his body onto the carpet, but now he jumped up, turning over the back of the sofa as nimbly as a deer, and was about to flee into the room.
Xia Qiu, who had been prepared for a long time, snatched her back: "Sit down! I haven't eaten the mooncakes yet, where do you want to go?"
Lu Ci cried and said, "I'm really not good at Wuren."
Lu Hua has always been easy to talk to: "There are also Baiguo."
"Baiguo's is even worse." Seeing that he couldn't escape, Lu Ci could only fall down on Xie Yibing's chest, grieving, "The situation is over."
Lu Hua divided the cut mooncakes into small plates: "They are so big, and they are picky eaters."
Lu Ci muttered, "Can't we just have ordinary bean paste?"
Lu Hua and Xia Qiu said in unison: "No!"
Lu Ci looked at the slightly smaller mooncakes on the plate than in previous years, and thought that this year there were at least four people, and they got a quarter, compared to one third in previous years.After calculating again, the difference is only one-twelfth, not much, and I feel uncomfortable again.
In fact, the large mooncakes that Lu Hua mentioned are a circle larger than ordinary mooncakes, and the size is not exaggerated.A quarter of a mooncake can be eaten in one bite with a larger mouth.After all, there must be a lot of Mid-Autumn Festival dinner, and one bite after the meal means nothing.
However, Lu Ci ate mooncakes like medicine, grinding them, scraping them with his front teeth, and trying to smuggle them to Xie Yibing.
Looking at Gao Lu's small son, the couple felt that the son was still very young.Then look at that strange Xie Yibing, who looks like a father-in-law or a son.
While the family was having fun, suddenly there was a strange howling sound from the corridor outside, and the panicked footsteps were mixed with crying.
"what happened?"
"What happened?"
Lu Hua stood up and wanted to open the door. Xia Qiu opened the owner group.
Lu Ci took the opportunity to stuff the mooncake into Xie Yibing's mouth: "I'll come! I'm brave, I'll go and see!"
Xie Yibing finished eating the mooncakes, took a sip of tea, and then went out: "It's okay, just those who made trouble at noon today."
Lu Ci was sleeping when the trouble occurred, but later when Xie Yibing went shopping, he caught ghosts by the way. Lu Ci knew about it and nodded his head: "Oh. The one that occupies our parking space."
The family obviously has relatives coming.Gathering together during the holidays was originally very lively and very happy.Gathering in the corridor is also very lively now.
Usually no one walks on the stairs, it is very empty, if you speak louder, there will be an echo.Now such a commotion can be called a live version of howling ghosts and howling wolves.No matter how good the sound insulation of the house is, it can't stop it.Not only did people in the same building open the door one after another, but even people in several surrounding buildings ran out.
"What's the situation? Fire?"
"No no. It looks like someone is fighting."
"I heard someone shouting for help. Could it be murder?"
"Freeze said!"
"Do you want to call the police? Or call an ambulance?"
There are people who can say anything for a while.
Together with the community security guards and enthusiastic residents, they quickly "rescued" the family in trouble.
These people were barefoot, and at best they were only wearing slippers, and their glamorous appearance deliberately dressed up for the holidays, but now they were only in a state of distress, shouting indistinctly that they were haunted.
In the end, the people around saw that they had nothing to do, and it was not easy to meddle too much. A few people were reluctant to go home, so they went to relatives' houses, and the door was closed by the team leader Lou.
The owner group has already turned against Yingtian, and everyone has something to say.
Enthusiastic neighbor Lu Ci has deep merit and fame, and since he went downstairs, he took a walk outside: "It seems that our ghost brothers in Yuncheng are working hard. The house next door to you hasn't been negotiated yet? Maybe that's the case. The house is also for sale. Sigh, it seems a bit unreasonable to think this way. It seems that we specially recruited ghost brothers to play tricks on them in order to buy a house."
"It's almost the end of the conversation... It's okay, wait a little longer, anyway, there is no rush." Xie Yibing used magic to drive away the overactive mosquitoes in the summer night, so as not to suck his thin deer into venison jerky, "It's nothing out of place. Yes. Causes have consequences. It is they who occupy other people’s parking spaces first. I asked in the owner’s group, and they occupy other people’s parking spaces not once or twice, and many people have been occupied. They have many families, and many people know that they belong to them. I don’t dare to do anything to them. It’s best to learn a lesson, and everyone will be at peace; if not, sell the house, and everyone will be at peace.”
"Well, let's create a better home together." Since Lu Ci's mediation work, he has seen more realities in the world than in the past 20 years combined.Wangxiang is a vast land and sparsely populated. It seems that there is no need to occupy other people's property. In fact, the neighbors next door move to another house in order to fence the wall, which can cause a lot of quarrels, and the road of farming to another house can cause a lot of martial arts.
The holidays passed by in a flash, and Lu Ci returned to work, but he did not expect to receive similar complaints just after going to work.
"Hello, I am a resident of Shanbai Manor No. 15. I complained about No. 14 next door. His family almost occupied the front and rear roads of the community, and even occupied a corner of the fire exit!"
The author has something to say:
Brother Ah Shui ( ̄▽ ̄)~: Brother, do me a favor.
Passerby Ghost (?▽?.): Huh?
Brother Ah Shui (=?ω?=): Will there be ghosts?
Passerby Ghost (?_?.): No, no trouble.
Brother Ah Shui (^ω^): It’s okay, I have a zero-based tutorial here, just go to a family’s house to eat, drink and live casually.Shicheng will take you through the green channel of reincarnation in the underworld.
Passerby Ghost (???): Guaranteed to complete the task!
(Finish)
感谢在2021-09-2415:05:19~2021-09-2515:40:28期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 20 bottles of cranky puffer fish; 3056198610 bottles; 5 bottles of violaou;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Lu Ci's ability to see ghosts is sometimes ineffective, and he probably knows what he has done: "This should also be regarded as a kind of mediation."
learn it.
Ordinary ghosts are also productive forces.It is not necessary to find ghosts with professional skills, just a few brothers who love to be lively can also do things.
Deputy Director Xiao Lu felt that he had opened a window to a new world and broadened his thinking.
Xie Yibing smiled and rubbed his head: "The hair is a bit long, how about cutting it?"
Lu Ci probably used all his nutrition for his brain before, his hair grew slowly, so he pulled his own hair: "I remember I just cut it not long ago. Just cut it once you cut it."
In the end, I found a Tony teacher who was very annoying. The speed of cutting hair made Lu Ci suspect that he would carve patterns on his hair. After cutting, he couldn't forget: "You are especially suitable for perming curly hair, the kind with a little natural curl, and then dye it with maroon or red. brown……"
The civil servant Lu couldn't imagine his flashy appearance, so he swiped his card with a dark face, and called Xie Yibing who had been swiping his phone non-stop since he entered the door: "Brother Ah Shui, let's go. What are you busy with? Do you have a job?"
He is a small screw, and there are unexpected things to deal with early in the morning. Xie Yibing, a big leader, must have more things to do.
Xie Yibing replied to the chat software while walking: "It's not work. I added the communication number of your neighbor next door, and I'm negotiating the price with him."
"You really want to buy it?" Lu Ci was not surprised.Xie Yibing dragged him around the empty house, clearly interested.He just didn't know why he was interested, "Why are you buying a house? Now the housing price is not stable. Come to Yuncheng, we have our own house."
Xie Yibing smiled when he heard the words, leaned into his ear and whispered: "You gave me your house as a dowry?"
Lu Ci elbowed his waist and eyes: "What dowry, it's a betrothal gift!"
Xie Yibing smiled and narrowed his eyes: "Okay, the dowry is the dowry. Then can I buy a house as a dowry?" Just after he finished speaking, he was stunned again, and said seriously, "Just now I cleaned your house and found that there are many things It is aging and needs to be replaced. It is more convenient to buy the house next door, decorate it first, and then ask your parents to move to the next door, and then renovate the original house. Moreover, the surrounding area is also a familiar living area, and it is so close that it is convenient to move things .When the time comes, I will make a sound-proofing spell, so that they won’t be disturbed.”
Lu Ci nodded blankly: "It sounds reasonable. Who would spend more than 1000 million to buy a suite for the convenience of decoration? Crazy!" He looked at Xie Yibing suspiciously, "Where did you get so much money? ? Didn’t you sell yourself to some big factory?”
Lu Ci's family buys houses quite frequently.
I have changed houses several times when I was studying, and finally changed to the current house that is more suitable in all aspects.
Lu Ci himself bought a house twice, even if the housing price was relatively low at that time, it still took a lot of effort.Especially in order to buy the large flat, rush to pay, and borrow some money.At that time, he was in the research institute. Although he didn't hold any important responsibilities, the work of the research institute was not easy. He took on private jobs to make money and pay off his debts, and he really lived a hard life for a while.
But how much was the house price at that time?Less than one-sixth of what it is now!
In his impression, Xie Yibing was very hardworking, but he didn't take much private work. Even if he worked for three years longer than him, his savings might not be as much as him.
"I've lived for a long time, so I have some money." Xie Yibing thought that next time when he returned to the underworld, he had to take Xiao Lu to the warehouse, so as not to let Xiao Lu think that his family was poor.
A poor family has a rich deer... Yes, the deer must be rich.Besides, his family is not poor.
Seeing that Lu Ci still didn't believe him, he dragged him to talk about finance and global industrial layout for a while.
A silly deer like Lu Ci who can only bury his head in work to make money listened half-understandable, and finally came up with three words: "Finance [beep——]."
Xie Yibing scolded him.Harvesting some leeks from foreign financial markets and adding some fresh meat to your own vegetable garden at home is completely justified.
He is not a big crocodile either, he just plays around to earn some pocket money.After all, he often went to Yangjian to play, so he needed some capital.
Lu Ci thought about it for a while, and felt that he was still a hard-working worker, so he pulled Xie Yibing to the counter: "Come here, buy clothes!"
In this way, Xie Yibing was caught by the migrant workers from various shopping malls, to various brand stores, and even the tailor shops hidden in the corners.
He must have been in Yuncheng for more than ten years, and he never knew that Yuncheng had these places.Is this the local advantage?
Fortunately, time is limited, they only visited this place close to home.Xie Yibing suspected that according to this way of walking, he would not be able to leave Yuncheng for many years, it was too scary.
When I got home, I happened to have a reunion dinner together. After eating, I sat on the sofa drinking tea and watching TV.
After a while, Lu Hua got up and went to the kitchen. After a while, he brought a big plate over: "Come here, I specially left a large mooncake."
When Lu Ci saw it, his face suddenly changed. He was about to slide half of his body onto the carpet, but now he jumped up, turning over the back of the sofa as nimbly as a deer, and was about to flee into the room.
Xia Qiu, who had been prepared for a long time, snatched her back: "Sit down! I haven't eaten the mooncakes yet, where do you want to go?"
Lu Ci cried and said, "I'm really not good at Wuren."
Lu Hua has always been easy to talk to: "There are also Baiguo."
"Baiguo's is even worse." Seeing that he couldn't escape, Lu Ci could only fall down on Xie Yibing's chest, grieving, "The situation is over."
Lu Hua divided the cut mooncakes into small plates: "They are so big, and they are picky eaters."
Lu Ci muttered, "Can't we just have ordinary bean paste?"
Lu Hua and Xia Qiu said in unison: "No!"
Lu Ci looked at the slightly smaller mooncakes on the plate than in previous years, and thought that this year there were at least four people, and they got a quarter, compared to one third in previous years.After calculating again, the difference is only one-twelfth, not much, and I feel uncomfortable again.
In fact, the large mooncakes that Lu Hua mentioned are a circle larger than ordinary mooncakes, and the size is not exaggerated.A quarter of a mooncake can be eaten in one bite with a larger mouth.After all, there must be a lot of Mid-Autumn Festival dinner, and one bite after the meal means nothing.
However, Lu Ci ate mooncakes like medicine, grinding them, scraping them with his front teeth, and trying to smuggle them to Xie Yibing.
Looking at Gao Lu's small son, the couple felt that the son was still very young.Then look at that strange Xie Yibing, who looks like a father-in-law or a son.
While the family was having fun, suddenly there was a strange howling sound from the corridor outside, and the panicked footsteps were mixed with crying.
"what happened?"
"What happened?"
Lu Hua stood up and wanted to open the door. Xia Qiu opened the owner group.
Lu Ci took the opportunity to stuff the mooncake into Xie Yibing's mouth: "I'll come! I'm brave, I'll go and see!"
Xie Yibing finished eating the mooncakes, took a sip of tea, and then went out: "It's okay, just those who made trouble at noon today."
Lu Ci was sleeping when the trouble occurred, but later when Xie Yibing went shopping, he caught ghosts by the way. Lu Ci knew about it and nodded his head: "Oh. The one that occupies our parking space."
The family obviously has relatives coming.Gathering together during the holidays was originally very lively and very happy.Gathering in the corridor is also very lively now.
Usually no one walks on the stairs, it is very empty, if you speak louder, there will be an echo.Now such a commotion can be called a live version of howling ghosts and howling wolves.No matter how good the sound insulation of the house is, it can't stop it.Not only did people in the same building open the door one after another, but even people in several surrounding buildings ran out.
"What's the situation? Fire?"
"No no. It looks like someone is fighting."
"I heard someone shouting for help. Could it be murder?"
"Freeze said!"
"Do you want to call the police? Or call an ambulance?"
There are people who can say anything for a while.
Together with the community security guards and enthusiastic residents, they quickly "rescued" the family in trouble.
These people were barefoot, and at best they were only wearing slippers, and their glamorous appearance deliberately dressed up for the holidays, but now they were only in a state of distress, shouting indistinctly that they were haunted.
In the end, the people around saw that they had nothing to do, and it was not easy to meddle too much. A few people were reluctant to go home, so they went to relatives' houses, and the door was closed by the team leader Lou.
The owner group has already turned against Yingtian, and everyone has something to say.
Enthusiastic neighbor Lu Ci has deep merit and fame, and since he went downstairs, he took a walk outside: "It seems that our ghost brothers in Yuncheng are working hard. The house next door to you hasn't been negotiated yet? Maybe that's the case. The house is also for sale. Sigh, it seems a bit unreasonable to think this way. It seems that we specially recruited ghost brothers to play tricks on them in order to buy a house."
"It's almost the end of the conversation... It's okay, wait a little longer, anyway, there is no rush." Xie Yibing used magic to drive away the overactive mosquitoes in the summer night, so as not to suck his thin deer into venison jerky, "It's nothing out of place. Yes. Causes have consequences. It is they who occupy other people’s parking spaces first. I asked in the owner’s group, and they occupy other people’s parking spaces not once or twice, and many people have been occupied. They have many families, and many people know that they belong to them. I don’t dare to do anything to them. It’s best to learn a lesson, and everyone will be at peace; if not, sell the house, and everyone will be at peace.”
"Well, let's create a better home together." Since Lu Ci's mediation work, he has seen more realities in the world than in the past 20 years combined.Wangxiang is a vast land and sparsely populated. It seems that there is no need to occupy other people's property. In fact, the neighbors next door move to another house in order to fence the wall, which can cause a lot of quarrels, and the road of farming to another house can cause a lot of martial arts.
The holidays passed by in a flash, and Lu Ci returned to work, but he did not expect to receive similar complaints just after going to work.
"Hello, I am a resident of Shanbai Manor No. 15. I complained about No. 14 next door. His family almost occupied the front and rear roads of the community, and even occupied a corner of the fire exit!"
The author has something to say:
Brother Ah Shui ( ̄▽ ̄)~: Brother, do me a favor.
Passerby Ghost (?▽?.): Huh?
Brother Ah Shui (=?ω?=): Will there be ghosts?
Passerby Ghost (?_?.): No, no trouble.
Brother Ah Shui (^ω^): It’s okay, I have a zero-based tutorial here, just go to a family’s house to eat, drink and live casually.Shicheng will take you through the green channel of reincarnation in the underworld.
Passerby Ghost (???): Guaranteed to complete the task!
(Finish)
感谢在2021-09-2415:05:19~2021-09-2515:40:28期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 20 bottles of cranky puffer fish; 3056198610 bottles; 5 bottles of violaou;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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